ăNow, letâs make the menu for the Cafe.ă (Beatrice)
ăYesă
After we settled to hold a Cosplay Cafe for the program for the Academy Festival, we decided to make the sample dish for it under Beatrice-sanâs suggestionâŠ
For that reason, the whole class went to the Home Economics classroom.
ăItâs the first time Iâve been to the Home Economics classroom, but itâs the same as an Earthâs school huhă
To my surprise, there were sinks, stoves, and other appliances which made the ambiance not that different from the usual classroom back on Earth. I donât know under what principle these appliances worked, but I guessed that it must be due to some mysterious magic power thingy. Much like the camera and projectors that were used in the Royal Cup back in Terveil. Really, magic is awesome.
ăUwaah! Seiichi, the kitchen here is big! I can make more delicious foods here compared to when I was in the forest!ă (Saria)
Now that I thought about it, the fact that Saria could make various high quality foods in the middle of a forest without any proper kitchen itself was proof how much higher her specs were.
ăOkay, enough fooling around. Letâs go straight to testing your cooking skills and make something. âŠLetâs see, thereâs so many ingredients here, so use that and make a dish for the cafe.ă (Beatrice)
ăB-, Beatrice-sensei⊠that, um⊠Do I have to cook tooâŠ? I canâtâŠă (Helen)
It was rare for Helen to look so flustered as she spoke, but Beatrice-san cut her sentence in the middle with a smile.
ăOf course!ă (Beatrice)
ăâŠJust give up, Helen.ă (Blued)
ăHeâs right. Well, no one gives two sh*t even if you made craââă (Agnos)
ăShut up!ă (Helen)
ăGuhoak!? Wh-, why⊠I was just, try to cheerâŠă (Agnos)
Helenâs sharp uppercut bore into Agnosâ abdomen, and just like that, Agnos fell down.
I donât think thatâs how you cheer people up, AgnosâŠ
There was some dispute before things even started, but Helen then began to cook, albeit seemingly very reluctant.
Then, even though only a few minutes had passed, clear differences between the students started to become apparent.
ăSince this perfect me is the one cooking, the dish will surely turns out perfect.ă
Irene was using some very unusual ingredients and cooking appliances, making a dish that seemed like just came out from some palace somewhere.
ăItâs a Cafe after all~ It should be cakes~ă
Rachel was happily making cakes, with fluffy smiles decorating her own cheeks.
ăOoh, it turned out good! âŠsneaking some bites should be fine, rightâŠ?ă
Flora started to eat the pancake she just made. Yeah, even if she can cook, she wonât be placed in the kitchen.
ăEven raw like this⊠nom nom nom⊠is tasty⊠nom nom⊠doesnât need⊠nom nom nom⊠to be cooked⊠nom nom⊠right?ă
Rurune, not an option.
While each of them was cooking with their own perks, Saria wasââ
ăSeiichi. I put a lot of love in it. Eat lots.ă
For some reason, became a Gorilla in an apron.
ăWhy!? Why arenât you cooking with your human form!?ă
ăEh? Because, this form is better to do delicate work?ă
ăWith those toes for fingers!?ă
Isnât that weird!? Gorillasâ fingers are obviously way fatter! But why are those fingers more dexterous!?
ăGeez. Just because Iâm cute in an apron⊠no need to shy.ă
ăWhat makes you think I was being shy!?ă
Even a gorilla in naked shirt itself gave a huge impact, a gorilla in an apron over the uniform was a level of its own!
That being said, all the cakes and the sandwiches Saria made were truly delicious. Too good to be true.
Time flew by as we were checking on everyone. Finally, the time to taste test had come.
The one to judge was me, Beatrice-san, Olga-chan, Zola, then Lutia as well as Louis.
There was the discussion of how Lutia and Louis would join the mix, but for food handling, it was decided that it was better if the students at least cook by themselves. Hence, they didnât join.
ăWell then, letâs start the evaluation of the boysâ dish.ă
Following Beatrice-sanâs lead, we began to eat from Agnosâ side.
First, the food Agnos madeâŠ
ăWhat a wild-looking dishâŠă
The dish Agnos served was basically a roasted meat on the bone with a slightly fancy dressing. I donât know if I could call this cooking at all.
However, the taste was good. That being said, it wasnât something youâd serve in a Cafe.
Next was Bluedâs dish. His was like an English afternoon tea party, very fancy to the letter t.
ăHmpf. This should serve well for a Cafe.ă
ăThis is⊠amazing.ă
ăI can see this being sold in a popular shop back at Terveil.ă
ăThis confection would also be popular amongst my nobles.ă
ăFuwaah! So thereâs food this tasty!ă
ăâŠNn, itâs delicious. ă
Not only Beatrice-san, the rest of the judge favoured Bluedâs dish as well. Yeah, Blued would definitely be positioned in the kitchen. That being said, Blued also had a cool profile, so I had hoped heâd serve the customers if possible⊠Well, that wouldnât be a problem since there were shifts in the kitchen.
Next up was Bead. His was just a normal breakfast set of toast and sunny-side up eggs. There was no problem with the taste department as well, so Bead would do fine standing in the kitchen.
Lastly was Leonâs dish, which was a pasta.
ăI-, is a dish made by someone like me even worthy to be servedâŠ? Ah! I-, Iâm so sorry! Iâll make it without talking back!ă
Putting aside his character, his food was tasty and heâd do better in the kitchen.
Ultimately, all the boys would fill the kitchen slot except Agnos. No, Agnos could also make a decent meal if taught properly.
While the boys did better than expected, now we finally moved on towards the girlsâ.
ăBehold, this perfect dish made by this perfect me!ă
ăO, oohâŠă
The dish Irene brought out⊠was beyond my comprehension.
What is this? What is this crispy brown thin thingy? And why is it spiralling upwards?
And whatâs this green sauce? Iâve never seen this kind of dish before, but this kind of arrangement is like the ones youâd only get from five star restaurants.
It tastes good, but I canât tell what it tastes of. Eh, what is this? Itâs scary.
Coming from a poor fellow with his poor taste buds, I couldnât understand the greatness of Ireneâs dish.
As opposed to me, Louis and the other judges groaned as if they just ate something luscious.
ăThis is⊠incredibleâŠă
ăAgreed⊠Perhaps, even better than the foods served in the castleâŠă
ăWhy of course. This perfect me made it with my perfect cooking skill using only the most expensive ingredients of highest quality without caring about profit, after all.ă
ăYou canât disregard the profit. As such, youâre disqualified. ă
ăEH!?ă
With a single word from Beatrice-san, Irene was disqualified. Yeah, disregarding the profit is a clear out. Itâs not viable for the store.
ăI, you see~ Made some cakes~ă
Next on the table was a shortcake made by Rachel. Simple, but reliably delicious. Yeah, this would make a fine addition to the menu.
After Rachelâs dish was unanimously decided to be added, next up was Flora.
ăUmm⊠when I came to, the parfaitâs already goneâŠă
ăWas it delicious?ă
ăYes!ă
ăDisqualified.ă
ăEEEEHHHHH!!??ă
âEEHâ my arse. Also, that lie is as clear as the day. I watched you eat that until the last bite.
ăMilord! Iââă
ăOkay, next.ă
ăMilord!?ă
Knowing Rurune didnât do any cooking, we completely ignored her.
After which was Saria, who had turned back to her human form, serving her dish with a smile.
ăHere! I made an omelette rice!ă
What Saria made was a fluffy omelette rice with half cooked egg.
Moreover, she also drew a heart on it with a ketchup.
ăHmm!! This is delicious!ă
ăâŠNn. Saria-oneechanâs cooking is delish.ă
I knew very well how good Sariaâs cooking skills were, but she really was exceptional after all. It was still a mystery to me how she made this in her gorilla form.
Not only Zola and Olga-chan, but Saria also collected praises from all the other judges. And so, she also filled the cooking slot without any issue.
And lastly was Helen. The dish she presented wasââ
ăâŠThere, itâs done.ă
ââââ an empty plate.
ăWhereâs the food!?ă
ăBlown to oblivion.ă
ăBlown to WHAT!?ă
What happened during the cooking!?
As not only me, but Beatrice-san as well showed a troubled expression when faced with this, Helen approached and pointed at a segment on the plate.
ăLook, thereâs still some left there!ă
ăHuh?ă
ăLook, itâs there!ă
At the end of her fingertips was a blackish grain, so small youâd need to strain your eyes to see it.
ăErm⊠what is thisâŠ?ă
ăA speck from my dish.ă
ăCan you not serve specks from your dish!?ă
Thatâs not even a dish anymore!
With a bitter smile hanging on her face, Beatrice-san tried to squeeze out some words for Helen at her unexpectedly worse than ever imagined inability to cook.
ăUmm⊠everyone has their strengths and weaknesses! Helen-san, you can serve the customers and take orders! Itâs alright! You can still live even if you canât cook!ă
ăâŠYes.ă
After being told the roundabout way that she really was hopeless, Helen silently shed tears. Sensei, thatâs just putting the last nail on the coffin.
Ultimately, the chosen cooking members were Blued, Bead, Leone, Rachel, and Saria.
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