During my fight with the Kaiser Kong, a subtle pause in the fight appeared.
âŚâŚ Mou ne, what was that. Youâre that eager to hit me. I want to die.
For the mean time, I somehow got up, because I didnât want to experience the pain that would come if this situation continues.
ăFu, fufufu⌠Youâre quite somethingâŚă
ăNo, I just want to self-destructâŚă
ăNoooooooo!ă
I wanna hide in a hole if I can find one! I tried lying, but a really precise tsukkomi appeared!
Itâs âthatâ huh. Magic needs practice. If this continues my body wonât hold.
ăâŚâŚDo you want to continue?ă
ăGive me a breakâŚă
Whatâs with me? Selfishly dying and collapsing mentally? Even so, it seems that this gorilla-san still wants to continue?
ă⌠Then, letâs go?ă
Is what I heard from Kaiser Kong, but I would be helpless if it were to attack right now. My body hurts all over, and I canât activate any skills instantly or recover.
But, if magic canât be used to satisfy this situation, then⌠Do I have a technique to defeat her?
Nevertheless, the Kaiser Kong in front of me is really honest. Even going through the trouble to ask if itâs okay to attack me⌠Itâs even sympathizing with me, or is it just my imagination. My luck has increased, right?
More importantly, I seriously donât have a plan to end this conflictâŚâŚ
My skills wonât hit, and I canât really use magic. My body only recovers when I use medicine, but during that time Iâll get attacked, right. Itâs because she honestly asked if itâs okay to attack that I feel that itâs ok to recoverâŚ
Something⌠Something that I can useâŚâŚ!
I rotate my head with all of my might, it was while I was thinking of turning the tables on her.
ăMou, Iâve waited long enough. Here I go!ă
ăE!?ă
Mou, I thought that sheâd wait for a bit but, Kaiser Kong came at me with dreadful speed.
Luckily, she didnât use a skill, so if I think about dodging it I can. ⌠If it was the fully recovered me that is.
Itâs because I fired my strongest magic that my body hurts all over, so I canât move my body like I want.
What do I doâŚâŚ!
While thinking that, I remember the secret weapon I was hiding.
ăI also have⌠My smell!ă
That clever monkey died as a result of that deadly smellâŚâŚ!
Ah, but, because of that previous attack, maybe the smell has fadedâŚâŚ
However, that is not a problem for the current me.
Because I have the title of ăSmelly Playeră!
With this title, I have a complete mastery of controlling my smell, although, as a result I donât know whether to be happy or lament about it.
ăFuhahahaha! Kaiser Kong!ă
ă! âŚâŚ What?ă
The Kaiser Kongâs attack stopped, and she stood still in place. ⌠So honest.
ăYou have no way of winning now!ă
ăWhy is that?ă
ăItâs because⌠I have a secret weapon!ă
ăWha- What did you say!?ă
Why do you even know that. No, itâs just a coincidence.
ăIf you get close to me your life will be forfeitâŚâŚ!ă
ă⌠What the heck, is happeninâ?ă
The Kaiser Kong didnât hide her bewilderment from my speech. Well, that reaction is normal. Dying just by getting close would usually be unbelievable.
However, my body odor is outrageous, my special move! I sacrificed pride as a human just to obtain this greatest move!
I immediately used the ăSmelly Playeră status, releasing the maximum smell.
This title allows one to have full mastery of control over their smell, but canât produce the smell itself. In short, the smell I can use is either strong or weak.
Therefore, in no less than a 10 cm radius my strong smell will waft the air.
However, given that it is a smell, it only works in a short range.
Therefore, I have a plan to use my clothes to increase the range of the smell. Otherwise, before the smell reaches her a fist will cave in my face.
ăNow then! Come at me!ă
ăâŚâŚă
I rapidly fan my clothes as such. For some reason, the Kaiser Kong seems to be backing away.
But, while I was distracted for a second, the Kaiser Kong disappeared from her location.
She probably used the skill ăInstant Skill.ă
ăâŚâŚMou, this is the end.ă
When I heard those short words, the Kaiser Kong suddenly appeared in front of me, then her fist appeared before my eyes.
ă!ă
As I thought, it was hopeless!? I canât win with smell!? Did it even reach her!?
It appears that my smell didnât reach at all, and I instantly regretted my actions.
Iâm so stupid. Thereâs no way I can kill with smell. ⌠Even though the Clever monkey died. Tha- That was just a coincidence!
Iâve already given up and accepted the fist that is heading straight to my face.
ă!ă
Pita.
That kind of onomatopoeia was almost attached, as scary force of her fist stopped centimeters from my face.
My eyes were unintentionally drawn to the fist, and I felt the drip of cold sweat down my back.
Letâs keep it a secret that I almost peed myself.
I blink my eyes countless times. The me that was looking at the fist wondered why the punch suddenly stopped, and finally peeked at the Kaizer Kongâs expression.
ăPo~âŚâŚă
ăâŚâŚă
I shouldnât have looked.
What a disgusted look! A really beefy female gorillaâs face is blushing and playing dumb!?
Or rather, Whatâs wrong Kaiser Kong!? What the heck happened!?
While I was thinking that, she suddenly showed a serious face, or so I thought, but, with that expression the Kaizer Kong firmly gripped both of my shoulders. ⌠What the, was it so disgusting that it made her reaction late!?
Feeling anxious about what will happen as a result of my blunders, I stared at the Kaiser Kong in front of me, whose cheeks were gradually turning red. Then, her lips parted.
ăâŚâŚSukiă
ăâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚWhat?ă
Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait. Calm down me. Uh, what did she say just now? If it wasnât just my imagination, I think I heard ăSukiăâŚâŚ
Thatâs the only possibility, but I want to throw it away, if I respect her feelings, I might be pursued even more.
ăLetâs get married now.ă
ăâŚâŚâŚâŚă
Yabai, what do I say. This is surpassing my mental outputâs tolerance level. What hell is this Kaiser Kong saying?!
Taking advantage of my confusion, the Kaiser Kong grabbed my hand and dragged me away.
ăStrong male. Your pheromone is amazing. Really cool. Iâll bring you home to our nest. And make childrenă
My injuries were treated thoroughly by the Kaiser Kong, in order to try to investigate the cause of this I looked back at our battle, butâŚ
Seriously, why has this happened!? What did I do!?
I completely understand the situation I am now in, but I donât understand why this situation occurred.
ăWhatâs the problem? Do you want to eat?ă
Kaiser Kong, Saria-san, offered me food. Kutabaru.
ăLook here, I said I donât want any, right? More to the point, would you please let me go?ă
ăNo. Seiichi, my husband.ă
ăIâm nooooooot! I am a human! Youâre a âkuso gorillaâ Understand!? Our races are different!? First off, I wonât ever marry a gorilla! You understand right!?ă
ăI, not a âKuso gorillaâ. Sariaă
ăJust shut uuuuuuuuup!ă
Anyone! Is there any comrade I can share this pain with!? If there is bring him here at light speed!
By the way, the âkuso gorillaâ knows my name because I reluctantly ended up saying it, due to a simple threat, or rather, the outcome of a request. I was told that she will kiss me right there if I lied.
Whatâs more, I canât lie because I feel like she will see through it, so I ended up helplessly saying my true name. I wanna die.
Haa, HaaâŚâŚ Is the only retort I could rough up with because, in front of me food appeared.
The food in front of me that was prepared for me, is, honestly tasty.
Unfamiliar meats and fruits, and a variety of vegetables were used, how the heck did she cook all this, it has become ăCuisineă.
My mouth refuses, but Iâm pretty hungry.
If it comes to this, even though my stomach growlsââââ
Gururururu~.
ăâŚâŚâŚâŚă
ăYou, hungry. Eată
I donât want this anymoreeeeeeeee!
But, my stomach has already growled, so I canât say that Iâm full.
Also, the Kaiser Kong in front of is gallantly looking after me, so, reluctantly I accept the dish and carry the food to my mouth.
Even if I eat poison, it wonât work on meâŚâŚ
Even though I have that skill, I still feel a bit anxious as I carefully bring the food close to my mouth.
The dish in my hand has something, an unfamiliar roasted meat. However, itâs not just roasted. Guessing from the smell it has something like garlic, pepper, and other vegetables with spices, overall it has a good aroma that tickles my nose.
After appraising it for a second, the smell indicated that this was ăPawn Dragon Steakă. D-dragonâŚâŚ
As expected of the Kaiser.
I timidly put the food I was given into my mouth.
ăâŚâŚâŚâŚă
I sufficiently chewed and swallowed it.
ăââââďźă
My eyes went âGa,â widening. If I was to make an expression like those in manga, it would be that my eyes are shooting beams of light.
Anyway, it caused that kind of reactionâŚâŚ The pawn dragon steak-ish thing was delish.
N- no! Itâs the ingredients! Itâs because the ingredients are good! Other cooking⌠Ah, surely the stew sitting before wonât be any good!
Next, I reached for the stew-ish thing and appraised it, and discovered this contained Clever Monkey meat. âŚâŚ What theâŚ
ăClever Monkey!?ă
Is this cannibalism!? No, itâs a different type of monkey so it might not be cannibalismâŚ
Even so, itâs her comrade right!? Eh, do you even cook them!?
Noticing that the ingredients surprised me, the Kaiser Kong explained.
ăWeâre not comrades. Donât selfishly attach me to them. However, they do listen to what I say.
I, make profită
UwaaâŚâŚ Donât mind the clever monkey.
Theyâre smart, but theyâre being used.
However, the clever monkeyâs meat was supposed to be disgusting. As a result, even cooked it will be disgusting, right.
Normally, I wouldnât hope that the food I put into my mouth is disgusting, but, this time I wonât say such a stupid thing so, I was hoping for this to turn out the other way. Once again, I put the stew in mouth.
ăâŚâŚă
I hung my head.
Itâs good⌠Whatâs with this? What the heckâŚ
Thinking in such a way, naturally I should have taken damage.
ăI made it all. Is it good?ă
ăReally!?ă
Liar-WâŚâŚ Why are you so good at cookingâŚâŚ
With a heavy feeling, the âKuso Gorillaâ slowly pursued me, going on the offensive.
ăOh yeah, Seiichi, worn out. I made new thing.ă
ăMade!?ă
What the Kaiser Kong handed to me was, something that is usually found on earth, made from fine quality materials that Iâve never seen before. Although, they couldnât be called perfect, they were definitely a pair of shirt and trousers.
The shirt was white and the trousers black.
ăBoth, monsters that I met, made from web. Itâs robust, fine materialsă
It looks like the Kaiser Kong in front of me made this.
ăClothes, take off afterwards. Wash in the riveră
ăSomeone save meeeeeeeeee!ă
I shouted with all my might.
What the heck is this really? Your âJoushi Ryokuâ is really high! Itâs too excessive right!?
Cooking, laundry, sewing⌠Also, the nest you have in one part of the forest is clean, so thinking about it youâre also good in cleaning.
Isnât this turning into a discussion about your qualifications as a wife!? A completely flawless body!? âŚâŚ If you werenât a Gorilla!?
ăI, be a good wife?ă
ăYeah you will be!? If the husband is a gorilla!ă
ăNo wayâŚâŚ So embarrassing. If Seiichi say so, then letâs get married now.ă
ăI said if itâs a GORILLAAAAAAAAAA!ă
I passed down my judgmentâŚ! But I canât winâŚ! What a hard lifeeeeeeee!
Is that it? The Kaiser Kong in front of me thinks that she and I are equals!?
Is that so!?
I somehow took a deep breath and regained my coolness despite the desperate situation.
I caught my breath and calmly thought about this.
I have to do something to escape this hellâŚâŚ!
For that, which way do I need to run?
If I run away⌠Thatâs it. Even if itâs the Clever monkeyâs intelligence, or if itâs the âakurourufuââs intelligence, letâs run on the portion of the map thatâs blackened.
Even if the Clever monkey shares a lot of characteristics with this âKuso Gorilla,â if there was a blackened part, then maybe the âKuso Gorillaâ wonât know about that part. Even though it knows the place, it doesnât know what kind of place it is, sorta like that?
Then when should I runâŚ
It happened while I was thinking about that.
Not bothering about the emergency, but above all, why now? I donât feel like it, but I suddenly questioned the Kaiser Kong in front of me.
ăOi, âKuso Gorillaâă
ăNot âKuso Gorillaâ. I, Sariaă
ăShut up. So, how come you can also use the same language as mine?ă
What caught my attention was the fact that the Kaiser Kong in front of me can skillfully speak the same language as me.
That Clever monkey doesnât use words. However, this Kaiser Kong can easily come to an understanding with me.
Are you happy with me asking such a questionâŚ
ăThat is, because of a book I found in the nearby cave.ă
ăCave? Also, a book?ă
I inclined my head, and the âKuso Gorillaâ took a few steps away from the thicket, taking out a two-volume book.
Both books were tattered, one was thick, the other thin.
ăItâs because I read these books, that I learned.ă
ăâŚâŚă
Seriously⌠What an amazing âKuso Gorilla.â
I accepted both books and looked at the cover of the thin book.
ăSeikatsu Mahou no Gokuiă
ăDaily life with magică
Hearing a familiar word confused me. While in confusion, I tried opening the book.
After doing so, I found that the books contained information on how to use the convenience of magic in daily life.
A simple magic to start a fire. A magic to fill up a cup with water. Magic to dry the laundry. Magic to soften the land for easy plowing for crops⌠Everything was really trivial; it was filled with ways to use magic conveniently.
But inside, a single magic caught my attention. That magic was called ăWashă.
Saying it simply, this magic cleans the dust, filth and grime from the body. It canât clean the clothes, but if it is used on the body it will make daily life a homerun.
My body is pretty dirty so⌠Well, it feels like my magic will almost kill me while at the same time clean me a little.
If this magic was for a commoner it will likely be a popular usable magic. It makes the bathing experience of the rich aristocrat and merchant the same.
ăHeeâŚâŚ It really is a convenient magică
It was during the time I mumbled.
ăDaily life magic was learnedă
ăâŚâŚă
The voice echoed in my head.
⌠How do I say this, I immediately learned the magic. But this thing needs practice and the like, right?
⌠Well, I learned it so thereâs nothing to lose.
Now that Iâve learned Daily magic, I closed the ăSeikatsu Mahou no Gokuiă and reached for the thick volume.
For the time being, I read the title of the book to confirm it.
ăThe diary of Abel âyuushaâă
ăHee, The diary of Abel yuusha huhâŚâŚă
A diary huh⌠I donât want to continue reading this kind of thingâŚ
âŚâŚâŚâŚ
ăYuushaa!?ă
Shocked by this truth, I let out a surprised voice.
Eh!? Diary of a âyuushaâ!? Seriously!? This isnât a fake right!?
I was slightly dumbfounded from shock while I opened the book.
ăĂĂ Year â Month â Day. I was chosen as the hero, and itâs finally the day of departure. The minister of Pieru was assigned as a healer, and Glass as vanguard.
The logical support sage was Liliana, and Anna was the hunter. Everyone personally accepted from the king the fate of subjugating the Demon Lord. With this, I travelled with my treasured group. We need to protect the world, but I donât want anyone to die. Iâll fight to the limits of my strength!ă
ăWow, itâs really hero-ish, he is. Anyway, Demon lord and Hero, just noble is that path.ă
Well, my past colleagues were involved in something like a hero summoning, right? I wonder how Kenji is?
With that in mind, as I remember the hero summoning of my friend, I gradually continued reading.
However, as the pages progress, they become more tattered.
ăĂĂ Year â Month â Day. It has been one year since we started travelling. No one has been lost, this long yet short trip was thanks everyone. But, as we progressed through our journey we passed by many different towns and villages, laying eyes upon those places and their situations I want to help them. My wish to hastily defeat the demon lord strengthens. As a hero, I was assigned this mission by the ââcountryâsââking and to repay the people that supported me.ă
ăĂĂ Year â Month â Day. We managed to track down one of the leaders of the Demon lordâs army. However, cost was big, a friend that was with me throughout this long journey was Glass. It was the result of her covering for me. My weakness and wretchedness filled me with a target-less anger, even now I feel like exploding.
Why am I this weak! Iâm not strong at all! Even so, I was praised by everyone as a hero, this is the result of me getting on a high horseâŚâŚ! I wonât let the same mistake happen again. Even though I am disheartened, Liliana and Anna kindly comforted me.
Glass, for your supreme atonement, I will get the demon lordâs head!ă
ăâŚâŚYuusha is so popular. Pieru, so pitiableâŚâŚă
ăĂĂ Year â Month â Day. I have finally defeated the Demon Lord. However, what was waiting for us was the cruelty of reality. Pieru double-crossed us. After defeating the Maou, Pireu attacked the tired me. I somehow protected Liliana and Anna, and we ran with our lives. We reported Pieruâs double crossing to the ââCountryâsââkingă
ăHe betrayed!? Pieru!? Itâs that huh, effect of being jealous of the popular hero!?ă
ăĂĂ Year â Month â Day. I am disappointed in the humans. What was waiting for me was condemnation from the citizens. It looks like I was even tricked by the country. According to information underground, the rumor that was spread was that I was connected to one of the murderous leaders of the Maou army who was left behind. Even more, concerning the matter of the revival of the maou, the country and its leaders devised a disastrous scenario. But, I no longer care about that. Iâll return to the country, and for my beloved Liliana and Anna, who were murdered, Iâll pursue this diary later. Everywhere, there are foolish humans, but, by remembering my travels with Liliana and Anna, the things I donât want to be reminded of fade.
If anyone reads this diary, please donât ever repeat the same mistake. Some future, wishing for the futureââ Abelă
I gently closed the diary.
âŚâŚâŚâŚă
ăUgh, so heavy!ă
I slammed the diary to the ground with all my might.
ăWhatâs with this!? Normally, you write about the fun things from your everyday life in a diary, right!? Surely you also write painful and sad things, but, this is too much, right!?ă
E-âŚâŚThen what? Iâll work not to repeat the same mistake after reading this diary?
Donât say unreasonable things! First and foremost, the most important things are tattered! Is it on purpose!?
ăHaaâŚâŚHaaâŚâŚă
ăSeiichi, calm down. You have me.ă
ăItâs because of you that its become a disaster!ă
ăMarriage, able to?ă
ăJust die!ă
Iâll definitely run away from this Kuso GorillaâŚâŚ! Is what I promised.
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