I, Hiiragi Seiichi is facing the reality in life I have never encountered before.
âSake?â
âIâm a minorâ
âIf it is food I have hereâŠâŠâ
âI love to but Iâm not hungry.â
âThen, letâs go to sleep.â
âI took enough sleep yesterday.â
âThen letâs be married already.â
âI decline with full strengthâŠoh, yes,yes,yes, tomorrow!â
-Iâm proposed by a gorilla
Why did it became like this?
I canât understand the situation but can you? This situation, seriously!?
Calm downâŠâŠâŠthis is certainly a messed up setting here.
First, I have this gorilla in my sight.
But it isnât just a gorilla.
Its muscle is surely trained well, covered with burning red fur. Itâs face is indeed of gorillaâs but that huge fang peeping out from its mouth was Implying an earthly idea.
âKaiser Kong
This is the name of the gorilla in front of my eyes. and is a female.
Kong, different from king. Kong, not in the word donkey. But a Kaiser.
âItâs my first, so be gentle okay?â
âDamareeeeeeeeee~tsu!â (It means silence! or isutappu!=stop)
The gorillaâs cheeks was dye in red. Iâd like to die soon
By the way, I think I know what this gorilla is.
It came from the knowledge I gained from the Clever monkey and AquaWolf.
âChild, I want ten child. Letâs demonstrate and multiply already.â
âDonât open that mouth for entire life. Maybe you just can die with itâŠâŠâŠâ
Donât you settle at all!? I canât understand what this gorillaâs talking about anymore.
âŠâŠâŠâŠShe also acts calmly saying such things.
Ignoring the Kaiser kong, I tried recalling, the past happening to understand more of the current situation.
âââ
I harvested the drop items of AquaWolf, withstood the pain from evolving, then confirmed their enhancing status
âȘ Hiiragi Seiichi â«
Race: Super New-breed Humanity
Gender: Male
Occupation: Forest Man
Age : 17
Level : 1
Magic : 024
ATK: 13075
Defense : 11323
Agility : 13252
Magic Attack : 9563
Magic defense : 665
Luck :9020
Charm:
âȘ Equippedâ«
ă(Ultimate Weapon) Studentâs Uniformă
ă(Ultimate Weapon) Studentâs Pantsă
ăUnderwear of Sure Deathă
ăUndershirt of Sure Deathă
ăKensaru Chaină
ăKensaru Rodă
ăWater Spirit Ball Daggeră
ăBracelet of the Nightă
âȘ Skillâ«
ăAdvance Appraisală
ăAbsolute Disassembleă
ăParalysis Resistanceă
ăWind Resistanceă
ăSleep Resistanceă
ăConfusion Resistanceă
ăCharm Resistanceă
ăPetrification Resistanceă
ăHindrance Resistanceă
ăPoison Resistanceă
ăCutting Legă
ăMomentă
ăSuper Compoundină
ăTool Production: Super First-Classă
ăFatigue Resistanceă
ăFangs Strikeă
ăSearch Enemyă
ăHard Nailsă
âȘ Stateâ«
Evolution x 1
âȘ Titleâ«
Smelly Player
âȘ Money Possessedâ«
452,240,000G
âNaze da!â
My charm is still blank! I gave up and I donât care anymoreâŠâŠâŠâŠ
but do charm really need to be leave in blank!? Is the column intentionally in blank? pitying me? If it means the same with not hating bean jam it is still insulting!
But why does it have to be blank? For what reason do they have a grudge against me !?
Before I knew it, my race changed to Super New-breed Humanity!? Would my hair be blonde sooner?
I begin to imagine myself being a Blondie, itâs still me. Nothing changed.
Still, magic is not displayed on the status column for some reason. Oh, as I think about magic some texts about magic suddenly popped up on my mind so its not that problematic. Though it is only water attribute I got.
âHaaâŠâŠBut, evolution is currently x 1âŠâŠâ
Besides that I was able to lose weight, an actual feeling to evolve isnât liked very much after all.
Evolving gives me acute pain, and in the plane my evolution doesnât appear from myself so I hardly think itâs beneficial, a fraud evolution.
âMaâŠâŠbetsuni ii kaâ (English: âWellâŠitâs okayâ)
Even thinking of evolution, itâs not that troubling so, itâs okay.
I carelessly think and nodded to myself alone.
â-~Tsu!?â
I noticed an existence of creature approaching by ăSearch Enemyă skill that I obtained just some time ago.
Apparently, ăSearch Enemyă is activated all this time and I can sense it approaching the area where I stood.
ââŠâŠitâs surrounding me!?â
So, I was encircled between sometime around.
I still donât know what kind of creature is surrounding me but the fact doesnât change that it is an enemy.
âDamnâŠâŠI still donât know how to use magic in rangeâŠâŠâŠ!!â
While clicking my tongue, I became wary of the situation.
Then the creatures which surrounded around me jumped out all at once and appeared.
ââŠâŠClever Monkey!?â
It was a group of clever monkey that jumped on me.
This? Did they plan to have revenge for their fallen comrade?
doâŠâŠWould they forgive me if I prostate myselfâŠâŠâŠPride? whatâs that?
Are they fearful of me? Why arenât they attacking?
ââŠ???â
I twisted a neck, and it was when I received the answer about the reason why it didnât attack.
âHuman, you the first I have seen.â
I heard someone speaking human language suddenly.
I look around in a hurry, but itâs still mystery who issued those presenting words.
But it was human words and Iâm sure of it.
âIn this forest, other human than me!?â
It was me whoâs filled with curiosity and strange expectation, but a strange sound audible in the ear suddenlyâŠâŠâŠâŠ
Hyuuu~u~u~u~u~uâŠâŠâŠ
ââŠehâŠ?â
Zudoooooooooontsu!
Something fell suddenly from the sky when I heard the sound!
âWaâŠwhatâs this?â
When looking at the dust increasing due to a tremendous shock, eventually a shadow came out from the dust.
Itâs because ofâ
A stupid voice suddenly came out.
âHuman, I declare war-â
ââââ This is because it was a gorilla that fell on the sky.
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