If one day I am no longer a Mob
Shimotsuki follows me around a bit.
āUfufu, Iāve never been to a friendās room before. Do you know the rules of etiquette for this kind of situation, Nakayama-kun?ćWhen you go to your boy friendās house for the first time, there is a certain etiquette that you must follow, you know? Iāve been wanting to try it ever since I saw it in an anime.ā
She was eager to see my room, so I had no choice but to show her around.
Shimotsuki is a strange girl, and she thinks Iām special. So when she asked to see my room, I couldnāt refuse.
She really seemed to be looking forward to seeing my room, and her steps were light and fluffy. She looked as if she was almost dancing.
āEtiquette? I donāt know. ā¦ā¦ I donāt watch a lot of anime.ā
āEh? Nakayama-kun, are you insane? I donāt see the point of living if you donāt watch anime. ā¦ā¦ Could Nakayama-kun be dead? Thatās terrible, youāre my friend, you have to come back to life.ā
āNo, Iām not dead.ā
When I answered with a chuckle, she let out a happy giggle.
āOf course I know. That was just a joke. If it were possible, I would have liked Nakayama-kun to make a comeback saying, `Iām not dead yet,ā but Iāll give you a pass. I also like comedy shows, so I know a lot about them.ā
This girl has quite a lot of interests.
And she is the type of person who mistakenly thinks she is an expert in a field just because she has heard about it.
Yeah, ā¦ā¦ Well, it wasnāt very interesting, whether it was the comedy or the jokes. Shimotsuki is pretty clumsy, so the quality of everything she does is surprisingly low.
And so, we arrive at my room.
The reason why weāve been talking so idly is because Iāve been slowing down.
I was hoping that maybe Shimotsuki would change her mind, but she was still determined to get into my room.
āSo this is it, huh? Okay, Iām coming in! Now, Iāll give you the answer ā¦ā¦ The first thing you should do when you first go to a boyās room is to look for a naughty book! Iāve been wanting to try this since itās a standard anime rule!ā
Shimotsuki enters the room with great enthusiasm.
Perhaps sheās getting excited, but her voice has been loud since a while ago.
Since we were in a situation where it was just the two of us, of course her shyness was not triggered.
Maybe it was because she was so shy, but now she was also loud.
āNow, where could it be! Under the bed? Or in the back of a drawer? Maybe in a closet? I saw a movie about a treasure hunter the other day, so Iām probably pretty good at treasure hunting. Thereās nothing I canāt find!ā
With that, Shimotsuki starts rummaging through my room.
I watched her absentmindedly.
Normally, I might be in a panic, but ā¦ā¦ unfortunately, no such interesting events happen to me.
Because I donāt have any hobbies.
In the first place, I donāt like anything.
The truth is that I donāt really know much about naughty books either.
Perhaps it is the nature of a sad mob character, but ā¦ā¦ I have no personality.
Itās like I donāt have a set of principles or assertions that can be called a personalityā¦ā¦ Itās a bit meta, but thatās how it is.
So, Iām sorry to disappoint her, but ā¦ā¦ no matter how hard she looked, there was nothing interesting in this room.
āUm, Shimotsuki? Iām sorry, but I donāt have any naughty books, okay?ā
Sorry, but Iāll make sure to let her know.
āI donāt have any hobbies or preferences, so I donāt ā¦ā¦ have any of those tastes or entertainment items.ā
As I said this, I felt a little ashamed of myself.
I canāt even be normal, Iām just a mob character, I thought.
Looking at this room from a birdās eye view, I can clearly see that I have no personality.
The only furniture in the room is a bed, a study desk, a closet, and a shelf.
The room was equipped with a set of study tools, a change of clothes, bedding, a few things for later use, and no entertainment items.
I donāt think a plain room is an appropriate place for Shimotsuki to be.
Somehow, I wanted to leave the room. I felt that it was not appropriate for a nice girl like Shimotsuki to be in such a place.
However, Shimotsuki laughed at me for being so sneaky.
āMmm, I see. ā¦ā¦ Iām sorry, but I cannot make any promises. I was looking forward to it, but it canāt be helped. Nakayama-kun is a very strange boy, not having any hobbies. Iām getting more and more curious and excited.ā
In front of me, Shimotsuki never lets her expression fade.
She affirmed the parts of me that I thought were bad, as if they were part of my charm.
āThen Iāll teach you lots of āfunā. Iāll be your hobby teacherā¦ā¦. Wow, thatās great. Iāve been playing by myself for so long that Iām starving for a friend to play with, and I think itās a win-win for both of us!ā
Teaching your hobbies ā¦ā¦, doesnāt that mean you just want to play together?
For a moment, I thought so, but I was very grateful for the offer.
I wondered if even a colorless mob character like me could be colored.
If I, a mob character, could have a personality, ā¦ā¦ I thought, that would be a very, very good thing.
If I could establish my own existence and stand on the stage of the story in a position where I am not a mob character.
Maybe then Iāll be able to look at ā¦ā¦ Shimotsuki in a much different light.
To be honest, Iām afraid to be in the position of being her friend right now.
I wish I could be brave enough to say āI like youā to her more as an equal, for exampleā¦ā¦