ăHmm, I know that I logged in just recently, but it sure feels as though I havenât been here in years.ă
Since I more or less fulfilled the requirements for the Gravekeeper fight, right now I was not the Bird-faced Sanraku, but someone else entirely. With the unique quest activated, you could say that I just got a small break. And only one thing to do with breaksâŚâŚ So I decided to log into âBerserker Passion Onlineâ (a.k.a âCrapâ) to see how things were here.
Naturally, Modorokatsu was not here with me. For now, he was still fishing and trying to reach the level fifty. Oh well, Pencilgton is there with him, so it shouldnât take them that much time to wrap things up there. But still, to think I would come back to âCrapâ just like thatâŚâŚ
ăIs there anyone I can challenge to a fight hereâŚâŚ Ah.ă
The reason I logged in here was to seek out a sparring partner, someone who would help me out in preparation for the Gravekeeper fight.
According to Pencilgtonâs information, the Gravekeeper has a wide array of attacks that include elemental attacks, insta-kill moves and AoE attacks. If it was indeed like that, then coming to this game was a good choice, since there were some enemies in here that fit the description almost perfectly.
Fortunately, in this game you could re-run any quest, even boss ones, with the assistance of NPCs instead of players, so I was going to do just that.
The last boss of Berserker Passion Onlineâs story mode, âCrisisââŚâŚ If I remember correctly, it was a cataclysm incarnate that stood at the apex of humankind, wielding ultimate power that would be able to shape reality according to his will.
I wanted to warm up before attempting to fight him, but so far I havenât had any luck with finding any suitable sparring partners.\nWell, even though it was summer vacation season, it was still Wednesday morning, so it was only to be expected that there wouldnât be that many players hereâŚâŚ Oh, no, wait! Thereâs one! The player with the icon I was looking for!
ăAh, umm, hello?ă
ăY, yes! Coming right up!ă
I try to talk to that person, and they turned around to face me, looking and sounding startled. Their voice was pretty young, so maybe they are like Katsu? A player that is younger than their avatar looks? I also check the name tag of that playerâŚâŚ âDragonflyâ. Hmm, thatâs not a familiar name. At least I donât recognize it from my time playing this game.
ăUmm, would you like to play together?ă
ăS-Sure! B-but Iâm still an inexperienced player, so taking a last boss might still be a little bit impossible for me!ă
Oh, but thereâs so much more to this game than the last boss, you know? Still, a genuine ânew player for this kind of game is something of an endangered species in these times.
Letâs see hereâŚâŚ Ah, yes, it seems that this guy is a basic all-round character. That would mean that he is going to use the most basic of battle styles, which was basically ridden with all sorts of bugs and glitches. However, I donât suppose that this guy here would be able to utilize the bugsâ full potential as skillfully as Modorokatsu would. It took quite a lot of skills to do that.
ăUmm, are you aware of the bugs? Or not really?ă
ăBugsâŚâŚ? Ah, you mean the bugs that apply to the combat? My senpaiâs told me all about them! So yeah, I do know about bugs! Like the Frozen Earth!ă
Frozen EarthâŚâŚ? Ah, is this some kind of new combo that the users of âBugtudoâ came up with? But for now, it seems that this guy bought the physical copy of the game and knew about the bugs, and was even instructed by his senpais about them.
We agreed to have a duel, and then the arena was formed around us.\năWell anyways, thanks for doing this with me.ă
ăI hope that you will treat me well!ă
Then there was the sound of the gong, signaling the beginning of round one of the duel. Letâs gooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
ăUoooaaahhh!!!???ă
So fast!? So heâs not an all-rounder but rather a speed type that excels in agilityâŚâŚ Hey, isnât that a little bit too advanced for beginners to pull off!?
ăAt first twist your bodyâŚâŚ And the strike just like that!ă
Dragonfly then throws his fist forward only to retract it backwards almost immediately. He did that because the animation of his fist would be fixed on its initial position, and his arm would now extend just like rubber would as a resultâŚâŚ That was one of the most commonly used bugs around these parts, using the extended textures to extend the reach of your attacks.
ăFuhn, a âPilebunkerâ, huh?ă
âPilebunkerâ was another bug in this game that takes some amount of preparation, but in return would double the range of your attacks and let you dish out double the amount of damage you would normally do. This is what a âPilebunkerâ is.
Bugs for beginnersâŚâŚ I donât know if you could call them that, but they were so easy to use that even the complete newbies would be able to handle them without much problem.
ăToryah!ă
Dragonfly finally makes a punch, directing his extended fist straight at me. It flies so fast, like a bullet made out of rubber (TL NOTE: Gomu Gomu no Pistol, anyone?).
\năMy Instant Fist Style truly is invincible!ă
There were some exceptions to that claim, like Modorokatsu for example. No matter how hard I try to beat that guy, I just seem unable to do it for some reason.
ăO, once more! Please, just one more match!ă
ăHmmâŚâŚă
To be honest, I wasnât at all up for this. After all, I came here to fight the last boss, not the players.
But this gameâŚâŚ It wasnât ShanFro. It wasnât even a good game. It was a shitty game. It was, and yet, there was a new player here. For games like that, new players were even more valuable than diamonds.
I donât think that this game will ever experience a sudden popularity boom, but I wouldnât want to see it become deserted as well. So if I could help out some kouhai players, then it is my duty as a gaming senpai to lend them a hand!
ăFine.ă
ăThank you very much!ă
Also, I canât say that it wasnât fun to play against someone who was honestly trying his best to best me via trial and error.
To tell you the truth, I wanted to see how far this newbie might goâŚâŚ No, I believe that he wanted to test himself like that as well.
The gong sounded again, signaling the beginning of another round of the duel. Learning from his past mistakes, rather than attacking with buggy arms, Dragonfly decided to approach me at a very high speed. I have already seen him move like that, so I wonder just how was he going to adapt to it this time around?