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Initiation
Thereafter, the Emperor and his guard perform the initiation ceremony. Except for the Earl taking the Dukeâs place by the table, everything, even the speech, is the same. These are prescribed lines.
âSince it will be Michioâs admission courtesy now, do I excuse myself?â
After the guardâs initiation ceremony, the Duke asks. It is better not to let my referrer hear my embarrassing secret. It is better to have less people listen, of course.
âCan I request so?â âI understand. Then, I will leave my seat.â
The Duke simply moves to the neighboring room. He leaves just like that. Is it because of the rule?
âThen, Michio will reveal his embarrassing sexual secret first. Everyone, myself included, donât laugh; listen seriously. However, if you judge that his secret isnât enough of a secret, reproach him. Michio, here.â
After the Duke went out, Ester reiterates inside the room which had gone back to being dimly lit.
âOkay.â
Ester urges me to the other side of the table. Inside the dark, only the edges of the table are visible because of the candlelight. I can faintly discern the appearance of the audience comprising four people. It is a good setting to make a confession.
âBegin.â
Ester, who had moved to the other side, instructs. Then, which secret I should share?
âOnce, there was a pretty female clerk at a shop in the neighborhood. When she returned the change, she would always clasp my hand gently. I was certain that the girl was interested in me. Thenceforth, I would always buy from that shop and line up in front of that girl. I would always pay in large denomination even if I had small denomination available. Later on, I heard from people that she was a clerk responsible only for returning the change. Was this story different from what you usually hear?â
That was a terribly embarrassing misunderstanding.
âSo trivial!â âWe didnât get it. What was it about, really?â âIt couldnât be more trivial.â
The Baron, the Emperor and the guard evaluate it. It didnât receive good reviews. The Emperor probably doesnât understand what âchangeâ means.
âWhaâŚâŚt do you mean? Donât tell me that the girl clasping your hand meansâŚâŚâ
One of them seems to be stuck at a strange part.
âI didnât get the lining up before the girl part; however, he was certainly going to propose marriage because of the misunderstanding.â
Ester interrupts. They donât even understand lining up at the cash register! As for proposing marriage, it was a different feeling.
âNo, it didnât go that far.â âThat wonât do. Confessing because of a misunderstanding, getting dumped, returning home disgusted and the following series of events; if it didnât go to that extent, it cannot be called an embarrassing secret.â âThen, I will talk about the time when I visited a town for the first time and asked a kid for directions. Afterwards, a warning was floated about to be careful of a pervert who calls young girls over.â
I share another account because Ester had refused the first one.
âIt wasnât an interesting story.â âFor the sake security, it is necessary to call for people to be cautious.â âI didnât understand it well.â
This, too, gets denied by the three.
âIt is alright. When I visit a town, I always keep the emblem with me and have a member of the knight order accompany me, so there is no probl
So, is one of them fine with it?
âIn the town, whenever I see a woman waving her hand to a person behind me, I think she is waving to me which makes my heart start pounding.â âStill not enough.â âI was once taken care of by a woman, who I thought was somewhat beautiful, so I expended every possible valuable I had in order to present it to her. However, she told me that she had already accepted another man.â âIt wasnât embarrassing at all.â
It didnât pique Esterâs interest. Even though one of them said, âthatâs sad.â.
âWhile standing in front of a brothel, troubled to enter during the working hours, I loitered for a long time.â âIt isnât enough.â âI understand that feeling.â
Of course, it was the Earl who understood the feeling.
âAfter especially sending Brocken away, it should be something you donât want Brocken to hear, no?â
Ester suggests. A big one that I donât want the Duke to hear? Should I talk about âthatâ? âThatâ one.
âCassia, Brockenâs wife, is quite a beautiful woman. In fact, I fell in love with her.â âThis one. This is what I wanted to hear.â âWe saw her, too. She is remarkably beautiful even amongst the elves. She is a considerably beautiful woman.â âI have never seen her. However, am I lucky to not have seen her?â âI have never saw her either. Is she really that beautiful a woman?â
This one seems popular. This one, huh?
âOf course. To the point that I want to make her mine.â\nEster confirms.
âNo, not to that extent.â âIf you admit it right now, I will approve of your admission.â âWe will also maintain silence in front of the Duke regarding this matter.â âIt is alright. Noblesâ relationships are only superficial; they are shallow in actuality. It is a political marriage, after all. She will give her heart to another man before long.â
I am curious about the Earlâs opinion. Is it based on his own experience?
âJust a bit.â âI canât call this level of secret a confession.â âI feel inclined to accept it, though.â
The Earl seems inclined to accept it. Ester isnât budging. Should I share another story?
âMy party members comprise four female slaves and I do all four them at the same time.â âThose four certainly are pretty. However, it is common to do your party members.â âC-CommonâŚâŚâ
Ester doesnât seem amused but one of them certainly does. Is it because they were declined from doing it?
âIt isnât to the extent of keeping it secret from Brocken. How about we allow Brocken in and denounce it together? Right, Carlos?â âOf Course, I do all four of them equally every night.â âOpen the doorâŚâŚWait!â
In the midst of threatening about letting the Duke back in, Ester stops.
âFour, everyday, you say?â
The Emperor confirms it himself.
âThatâs right. Is something wrong?â âI-Is this what you call youth?â âHowever, to do it everyday just because he is youngâŚâ âFor Us, it wasnât until We were 17.â âFour girlsâŚâŚeverydayâŚâŚâ âBut it is difficult doing it more than once or twice these days.â âIt isnât about having to do it. It is about wanting to do it.â
The jury are whispering amongst themselves.
âI object. I object Michioâs admission.â
The Earl raises his voice. An opposing faction seems to have emerged.
âDidnât you say awhile ago that it is fine to accept his admission?â âI have changed my mind.â âBut the story shared just now.â âIs this inevitable?â âCertainly.â
The jury continue to discuss. The discussion seems to be advancing in a positive direction. Except for one person.
âWhat is the color of your blood?â
Sensing his disadvantage, the Earl screams at me.
âHowever, as you would expect, since having two rounds with all four of them is too much, I do it only sometimes.â âS-Sometimes, you say!?â âOnly sometimes?â âDo it only sometimes?â âExplode!â
I can hear it, you know. Of course, the last remark was from the Earl. To do it, you need to be able to get an erection. Bastard, you wonât have a single strand of hair left.
You think itâs that easy? There is a very few (strands) to begin with. To this Bastard, even hell may only be lukewarm.
âCalm down.â âGununu.â âCalm down and letâs wrap it up.â âAlright then, Michioâs admission has been accepted. With this, Michio is a legitimate member. Now that you have reborn, work hard.â
Ester announces the decision of the entire group. Has it been settled? Is there no need to continue? It is all thanks to Sex Maniac that I can do all four of them everyday.
âIs it over?â
The Emperorâs guard opens the door following which The Duke enters.
âWe heard something terrifying.â âWas it that big a secret?â âRather than a big secret, it was a dreadful secret.â
The Emperor and the Duke converse. It wasnât dreadful, really.
âGaiusâ admission courtesy shall be next. What do you want Bruno to do?â âIt doesnât matter. There is nothing you will be hearing that will trouble Us.â
The Emperorâs admission courtesy starts next. The confident Emperor doesnât send the Earl, who recommended him, out. If he sent him outside, it would mean that it was a secret he didnât want him to hear. Removing the referrer can be good or equally bad.
âThen, begin.â âWe prefer a womanâs chest to not be big. A small and pretty chest is the best. As a matter of fact, Our father ălord fatheră liked women with big chest. When We were a kid, all the personnel he employed, from the wet nurse to the maid, had big chest. Our preference is perhaps a reaction to that. We are sick and tired of big chested women.â
The Emperor reveals his taste in women. And even the late Emperorâs preference. He must be the late Emperor for he was his father.
âThat is just personal liking.â âFor a secret, it is a weak one but it can be classified as a sexual secret.â
The Baron and The Duke shoot it down. The Duke seems to like big breasts like the late Emperor. I donât think Cassiaâs chest can be called small. To add to it, I think she is the type that looks slender in clothes.
âWhat are you saying? It is a fact that the women with small chest are the best. Good grief, small girls are the best!â\nHello, Police? (TN: Different in raws. Had to make it sound funny)
âWhen We were a kid, we used to hide in the corner of the room. Once, the attending maid stepped on us unknowingly. At that moment, We got sexually excited for the first time.â âThat is very interesting.â âThat pain felt great. Ever since that time, whenever We see a womanâs feet, we get excited a little. If possible, we want to get stepped on again.â
He is totally M, isnât he? Plus, he loves small breasts. I canât let him meet Sherry. Actually, I donât think Sherryâs breasts are that small.
âCanât you order the attending maid?â âThey werenât willing to do it.â
He answers the question. Who asked that? Well, that was scary. He is the Emperor, after all.
âIt will be difficult considering Gaiusâ position.â âIt canât be helped. We are thinking of digging a hole in the maidâs passageway and hiding there next time.â
Pervert, eh?
âIs this good enough for a secret?â âRight.â âI will recognize it.â
It seems to be popular with the jury. He has totally reached the level of a pervert, though.
I have unexpectedly learnt of the Empireâs secret. Because of the big chest loving late Emperor, the Emperor has turned into a small chest loving M. I feel like I have violated the Empireâs privacy.
âIf you are that into it, there are shoes, too.â âMichio doesnât accept it?â âNo, it isnât like I donât accept it. However, if you like it so much, you should try high heels.â
High heels donât seem to be common amongst the women in this world. I have never seen them wearing those. However, if he wishes for a woman to step on him, then it has to be with high heels.
An older woman in tight suit, wearing glasses. Breathing sweetly, eyes piercingly cold. A harmony between sensibility and sensual pheromones. Unbearable!
âHmm, high heels, huh?â âIt is a high-tier equipment for female Wizards.â (TN: Since the job was named Wizard from the outset, we will keep using it whether it be for a male or a female) âWe have seen it once. It is said to increase magic power. To be stepped on with it certainly seems powerful.â
The three nobles discuss. So, there are high heels in this world, huh?
Are there shoes that increase menâs magic power, too? Like tall wooden clogged sandals? Tenguâs magic power increases, too, when it puts those on.
âHigh heels. With that. Certainly.â
The Emperor mutters. He seems to have realized the merit of high heels.
âDid you get it?â
Did he understand it or did he get it wrong?
âWe were mistaken. But how do We wear high heels? Do We have to hide in the labyrinth, too?â
It is troublesome. I give up.
âPlease stop. It is dangerous.â
The guard stops him. It is better to stop him right now as it will be dangerous to hide in the labyrinth. Having said that, it would be dreadful to decline the Emperor if he asked face-to-face. It carries grim prospects.
âWe will find a method in the future. As expected of Michio. It is worthwhile for Us to respect you as Our senior brother.â
I have received respect for something weird. It isnât something I would like to be respected for.
âMichio will suffice as his mentor when he tries it in the future. What do you say?â
Ester confirms with me. No, I donât want to guide him on such a weird path. In the first place, it isnât about whether I want to or not.
âW-Well.â âGood. Gaiusâ admission has been accepted. Now that you have reborn, work hard.â
Now he will work hard at it, too.
âPlease take care of Us.â âLastly, Carlos. Bruno is your referrer, what would you like him to do?â âIt is alright.â
There is nothing suspicious left for the policeman Earl, to hear now.
Or so I thought; however, Carlosâ confession drew the barcode Earl in. I want to keep my distance from him.
As for the guardâs secret, I canât expose it anymore. It is the rule of the Empire Liberation Society, after all. Even if it werenât a rule, I wouldnât abuse a warriorâs mercy.
With such an Emperor, guard and Earl, is the Empire in safe hands? It has been corrupted.\n