A dozen delinquents stood in Tsurugi and companyās way. No matter how you thought about it, these delinquents probably had something to do with Tsurugi (she was dressed in a biker gangās jacket, after all), so all of the delinquents were staring at her silently.
āSpecial Event// New Students Bullied by the Delinquent Upperclassmenā has been activated!
āThis game is just getting insaneā¦ā
Kagami looked unhappy, but the delinquents didnāt mind the fishy way in which Kagami and the others were acting. They just continued to talk as they were programmed to.
Delinquent A: Weāve heard about youā¦ you say youāre a banchou?
Delinquent B: But you know, if you come to this school you gotta obey the rules at āTakamagahara Academy.ā Underclassmen bow down to upperclassmen. Got it?
Delinquent C: How ābout you get on your knees and pledge your loyalty to us first?
The delinquents smiled as they closed in.
Delinquent B: Weāre not doinā this cuz we hate you or anything. Itās training, got it? Shaking down innocent passerbys, rampaging around the opening ceremoniesā¦ gotta teach you a lesson so you feel sorry about your actions, right?
āLike this, it seems like oneesan is really a character in one of those manga about delinquents. Ahh, no matter how properly I try to live, just having one delinquent relative makes my future bleak indeedā¦ā
Tsurugi: Shut up.
Tsurugi completely ignored the delinquents and pushed the āHelpā button on screen, beginning to look up a few things. Each of the three Yagami sisters sure just went at her own paceā¦
Tsurugi: This is badā¦ if a character ādies,ā then you have to āreviveā him as soon as possible or else he is āterminated.ā And just like how that sounds, the character would disappear forever. And the longer a character remains ādead,ā the harder it is to successfully āreviveā himā¦ we really donāt have the time to deal with these idiotsā¦
āW-We canāt run away?ā
Tama seemed nervous and looked at my brother, who was still being carried by Kagami.
By the way, my brotherās character had died, so he was pretty free now and was going around serving everyone drinks. Geez, he has no sense of urgency at allā¦
āFunyaa. Itās useless to try and run. These events will be forced to continue until the battle ends. The only two choices are to be completely defeated or to beat up all those delinquents.ā
Tsurugi: Well then, looks like we got to kill all our enemies quickly here.
Tsurugi readied her wooden sword.
Tsurugi: If youāre āterminated,ā then you canāt make a new character for a whileā¦ so maybe this āenemyā is trying to terminate all of us so we canāt meddle in Yamata no Orochi SNS anymoreā¦ Itās still unclear who our enemy is, and whether the gods have anything to do with this, but thatās even more of a reason to prevent the death of our characters, who can interface with this world and help us investigate.
After that, Tsurugi faced the gang of delinquents, her bikerās jacket flying in the wind.
Tsurugi: Donāt think you small fry can do anything against this cute little Tsurugi-chan. Come at me, Iāll finish you off quick!
Delinquent A: Interestingā¦ you guys, letās go!ā
HP and SP meters now appeared over each of their heads, making their statuses easy to read.
We were in a wide hallway, but the delinquents didnāt seem to have any plan whatsoever and just made a mad dash at the Yagami sisters one by one.
āUwahhā¦ during battle everything spins around and aroundā¦ā
Kagami seemed a bit troubled.
āFor someone who likes to take it easy, dealing with things that go this fast is a bitā¦ā
Tsurugi: Kagami, Tama, get back!
The younger sisters had yet to get used to the game, and Tsurugi ordered them back. She sent her blade right into the delinquent at the very front. Her attack was extremely swift.
Tsurugiās attack! Her wooden sword thrusts forward sharply!
Delinquent A takes 75 damage!
Delinquent A: Gyahghh!!
With that one attack, the delinquentās HP gauge was completely depleted, and he burst apart in midairā¦ and vanished.
An unnatural-looking treasure box was left in the hallway, and with a āfunyaa,ā Kagami went over and opened it. There was a āblood-soaked onigiri (1)ā inside.
As her little sister lazily went around and picked up the treasure and the gold which had been scattered about, Tsurugi was showing just how ferocious she could be.
There were a lot of delinquents, but Tsurugiās power was not to be trifled withā¦ she was cleaning up all the enemies incredibly quickly.
Tsurugi: I defeated gate guard-chan and my level went upā¦ yes, thereās no way I can lose now! I made a promise to meet gate guard-chan at lunch, after allā¦! Iām gonna beat you all to bits and then go confess my love to gate guard-chan!
āNee-san, please stop indirectly sending up death flags.ā
Kagami was opening up another treasure box. There was a āblood-soaked headbandā inside. Why was every damn thing soaked in blood?
Tsurugi: But thereās seriously no end to thisā¦ how many delinquents are in this damn school?!
āFunyaa. Seems thereās an unexpected large number of bad eggs at this school, doesnāt it?ā
Tsurugi: Even though the headmaster was wearing cat ears and looked like she came right out of a fairy taleā¦
āThereās a back side to every fairy tale tooā¦ Tama, Iām leaving sensei to you.ā
Kagami left my brother to Tama and joined the battle.
āIāve gotten use to their movementsā¦ it seems these delinquents move in patterns. I can deal with them now too.ā
Just like she said, Kagami dodged as a delinquent came down on her with his weapon, and slowly moved behind him. After that, she held the thick syringe she was holding aloft, andā¦
Kagamiās attack!
Shhhlp! Her huge syringe plunges into Delinquent Cās heart, causing him immense pain and pouring narcotics into him! Delinquent C screams, clawing at his throat, and convulses on the floor like a fish before his eyes roll back into his head and he faints!
Tsurugi: Why was that syringe attackās description so detailed?! Thatās seriously scary!
āI donāt know. But heās only fainted from the narcotics, so I leave the rest to neesan.ā
Tsurugi: I really think youād die if you get narcotics injected right into your heart thoughā¦
Tsurugi grumbled and dealt the finishing blow to the delinquent.
For a little while longer, the two sister team wreaked havoc on the delinquents.
Kagami would inject the enemy with narcotics, and Tsurugi would finish him off with her wooden sword.
Their efficiency went up, the threat level went down, and the number of surviving enemies quickly diminished.
āOh.ā
But that couldnāt continue forever.
Kagami sighed while still holding onto her syringe.
āIāve run out of narcotics. I wonāt be able to fight anymore.ā
Tsurugi: But it looks like you can replace that with another item you have. So how about you dissolve my tobacco in some waterā¦ seems like if you add a lot of sugar itāll taste like chocolate too.
āI donāt want any chocolates that would kill you instantly if you ate them. This isnāt going to workā¦ it seems that if you donāt go to the āLaboratoryā and āmixā the ingredients together then you canāt refill this syringe.ā
Tsurugi: Ugh, thatās inconvenientā¦ huh?!
As if the game had gotten angry at these two sisters who were just having a relaxed conversation, the background music changed, and the atmosphere became eerie, signaling that a boss character or something like that was about to appear.
The screen flashed red, and all the delinquents looked back at the center of the hallway.
Delinquent F: Ohh, Toshi-kun!
Delinquent G: Toshi-kunās come! This battle is ours!
This Toshi-kun or whatever was a muscular giant, whose purple pompadour towered above his head like some lethal weapon.
He had on leather clothes with a lot of spikes sprouting out, and was also wearing sunglasses.
He looked like the kind of guy who had no interest in anything except his bike and picking fights.
Toshi-kun pretty much ignored all the other delinquents and rushed straight at Tsurugi.
Tsurugi: Hwah?!
He was so much faster than the other delinquents, and Tsurugi had let down her guard, so she was completely caught by surprise by his tackle and sent flying.
Her small body tumbled down the hallway, and her HP gauge went down.
Tsurugi: Impressiveā¦ so youāre the chief of this gang of delinquents, huh?
Toshi-kun: Looks like youāve been taking care of my subordinatesā¦ but I wonāt permit any more mischief past thisā¦ prepare to see Hell.
Toshi-kun spoke in a harsh tone.
The other delinquents surrounded them at a distance to watch the fight. It seemed like this was a pretty tough opponent for Tsurugi at her current level. She went through all her techniques and somehow dodged her enemyās attacks, but even if she hit him with her wooden sword, her opponentās HP wouldnāt drop by very much.
On the other hand, her opponent swung around a big wooden plank, and if that plank even touched Tsurugi her HP would fall by a lot.
āNeesan!ā
Kagami seemed panicked and was clicking all over the screen.
āIāll try some healing magicā¦ ummmā¦ itās this one!ā
Kagami used āAnimal Healā!
āAnimal Healā has no effect on humans!
Tsurugi: Uwaah, so you seriously canāt heal humans?! What a damn useless vet!
āWhat?! Vet is a respected, wonderful job! Please apologize, neesan!ā
Tsurugi: Youāre scolding me?! Uwah, crap, my HP is almost zero!
While reacting to her idiot little sister, Tsurugi seemed to have gotten into quite a pinch.
And then came the icing on the cake.
Toshi-kunās special attack! Toshi-kun Charge!
Tsurugiās āwooden swordā was destroyed!
Tsurugi: My weapon got destroyed?! Thatās possible?! Crap, I wonāt be able to do any damage barehanded! Iām gonna lose at this rate!
Toshi-kunās special attack! Toshi-kun Bear Hug!
Tsurugi cannot move!
Tsurugi: Ugyah, I feel like Iām in a bit of a bind! Someone help me!
Tsurugi was being hugged by Toshi-kun and squeezed to death.
There was a huge size difference between the two of them, so it almost looked like a parent hugging his daughter.
But this skill would break spines if someone tried it for real, so good boys and girls should refrain from trying it.
As an added bonus, Tsurugi was pretty constricted so she couldnāt do anything.
She couldnāt run away, she couldnāt attackā¦ all she could do was watch her HP go down and downā¦
āTsurugi-nee!ā
Tama seemed to not be able to stand still anymore, and rushed at Toshi-kun after dropping my brother.
āHmph! Donāt do mean things to Tsurugi-nee!ā
Tamaās attack!
Rip!
Toshi-kun: ā¦ Aghh!!
The carving knife stabs deep into Toshi-kunās side. His liver is torn up and his innards are damaged to the point where blood flows out of Toshi-kunās mouth. In the blink of an eye, his clothes, his skin, and then the hallway becomes painted red with fresh blood.
Toshi-kunās face pales and he groans.
Toshi-kun:Ā G-Gurgleā¦Ā she stabbed meā¦ she stabbed meā¦! ā¦ Aghh!!
The strength seeps from Toshi-kunās body and he collapses. The blood doesnāt stopā¦
Tsurugi: Seriously, why are the descriptions for your attacks so vivid?! Although you did save me back there!
Tsurugi was released and landed on the floor. She gave a disgusted look down at Toshi-kun, who was now breathing raggedly.
At that point, a light flashed in the middle of the hallway, and a new character appeared and rushed to Toshi-kunās side.
Akemi: Kyaahh!! Toshi-kuuun!!
Toshi-kun: A-ā¦ Akemiā¦ heh, sorryā¦
Akemi: Waaaah, who did such a terrible thingā¦ murderers!!!!!!!!!!
Toshi-kun: Donāt cry, Akemiā¦ itās fine like thisā¦ Iāve always known that one day Iād make a mistake like thisā¦ but itās a shame I have to die like a dogā¦
Akemi: No! Please donāt die Toshi-kuun!! T-Toshi-kun is nothing like a do-ā
āHyah!ā
Tamaās attack!
Akemiās neck is cut and huge amounts of blood spurt up to the ceiling! Akemi looks at Tama with a complete look of disbelief on her face and collapses to the floor. Seeing his lover die within his arms, Toshi-kun begins to cryā¦
āTake this!ā
Tamaās attack!ā
Toshi-kun died!
Tsurugi: What are you doing?!
As expected, Tsurugi seemed shocked and rushed over to her little sister.
Tsurugi: You killed them without any hesitation! Even though it looked like this was turning out to be a heartwarming dramatic scene! And you even killed this Akemi-chan who we didnāt know anything about!
ā?? Tsurugi-nee, this is a game and these are the enemies, right?
Tsurugi: Yeah, thatās definitely true! But youāre seriously scary!
Delinquent X: Whaaa?! T-Theyā¦ they killed themā¦ theyāre monsters!!
Delinquent H: Donāt run, you all! Weāll avenge Toshi-kunās death!
There were those who ran away lightning quick, but it seemed there were also some delinquents who were resolved to stay and battle to the death.
Tsurugi sighed.
Tsurugi: Well then, I guess Tamaās pure desire to save me turned into an alteration and gave Tamaās character a temporary powerupā¦ thatās a bit underhanded and I admit I donāt like it very muchā¦ but weāre not here to have fun. So maybe Iāll get serious too?
Tsurugi took my brother from Kagami and gave a wicked smile.
Tsurugi: My wooden sword brokeā¦ so Iāll just equip something else!
Tsurugi has equipped āloserā!
āHuh?! You can equip that?! One of your companionās corpses?!ā
Tsurugi: Fufufu!
Tsurugi let out a strange laugh, and then took giant swings with my brother to mow down the delinquents. The delinquents were knocked flying, broke through the windows and flew outside, or had their entire HP gauge drained in one attack and exploded.
Tsurugi: This is nice. Looks like Tsukuyomi is more useful when heās deadā¦ letās cut through like this!
āLooks like now anything and everything goes in this game, doesnāt itā¦?ā
Kagami grumbled, an amazed look on her face.
After conquering that mountain of corpses lying in rivers of blood, Tsurugi and the others paid gold at a magical portal, which teleported them to the nurseās office (maybe it was already getting spread around that those delinquents were now sinking in a sea of blood, but there were no more unwanted interruptions on the way there).
The nurseās office was also in a classical Japanese style, and it almost felt like they had taken a medical exam room from the Meiji Era (2) and made it larger.
Apart from the wooden walls and the floor and the ceiling, there were countless numbers of beds.
There were plenty of nurses wearing what looked like classical Japanese versions of modern nurse uniforms, and there were also doctors milling about.
Tsurugi and the others put my brother on one of those beds, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Tsurugi: Geez, looks like we finally made it.
Tsurugi took a seat in one of the visitor chairs, her legs swinging freely back and forth.
Tsurugi: Anyways, Iāll have to go buy a weapon laterā¦ that wooden sword is toast. But looks like we have a lot of money saved up now, so I can probably get a really nice sword or axeā¦
āWeāve also gained a few levels since we earned quite a lot of experience pointsā¦ it seems those delinquents were tougher than they looked. Players who just started school should not have been able to defeat them.ā
Kagami also looked satisfied, and Tsurugi nodded.
Things have gone smoothly, but itād still be annoying if Tsukuyomi dies on us every time something happens. Weāll have to toughen this guy up tooā¦ actually, first we have to revive him. How do you do that again?
āPlease wait, Iāll read the explanationā¦ā
Kagami clicked on an icon next to the bed, and read the words that appeared on her screen.
āHmmā¦ it seems you can ask the doctors here to handle everything, or we can participate in a minigame. But it also seems that itās preferable to choose the latter if weāre here, since we will earn experience points and we donāt have to pay lots of money to the doctors.ā
Tsurugi: Weāre in a school but the nurseās office costs moneyā¦
āWhat kind of minigame? Tama wants to play too! Tama wants to make Paparin all better again!ā
āIām not sure, butā¦ life is about trying things out, so shall we try?ā
āOkay!ā
Tama seemed to cheer up, and Kagami began to advise her while reading the instructions.
At the same time, the screen changed.
āMinigame//Naughty Nurseās Officeā¦ āā has been activated!
A sketchy pink light shone and the background music changed to something that sounded pretty dirty.
āItās dirty?! This is quite strangeā¦ neesan, did you use an alteration to make things like this? Earlier I had my clothes stripped off easily tooā¦ā
Tsurugi: I wouldnāt try a pointless alteration like thisā¦ I donāt know. Maybe the perverted side of me did this unconsciously.
Tsurugi seemed a bit proud (why?) and smiled.
āUmmā¦ā
The same thing appeared on all three siblingsā screens.
In the middle was my brother lying on the bed.
Around him were scattered a bunch of unnatural looking thingsā¦ syringes, medicine capsules, apples, bottles with skull and crossbones on them, and for some reason a whip and a candleā¦
āIt seems like in this minigame you have to try all these items around here within the time limit and revive senseiā¦ in other words, you have to nurse him back to health.ā
āN-Nurse?ā
Tama seemed bewildered, but Kagami urged her on.
āTamaās screen is the only one which shows the time limitā¦ so itās fine, just hurry up and try things out. Even if you fail neesan and I are still hereā¦ so donāt worry about it.ā
āO-Okay! I-Iāll nurse himā¦ ummā¦ā
Tama found a wash basin with ice water in it, and she put in a towel. After the towel had been plenty chilled, she put the towel on my brotherās forehead.
āH-Howās this?!ā
Tsurugi: Nah, thatās what you would do if he had a coldā¦ Tsukuyomi is dead right nowā¦
Kamiomi: Thank you, Tama-san. Because of you I feel refreshed now.
Kamiomiās affection points towards Tama have increased by 20!
Tsurugi: Affection points?! What the hell?!
Tsurugi was overly sensitive to galge (3) lingo, and so she immediately reacted.
Kagami carefully read the instructionās manual.
āHmmā¦ it seems that in this minigame, the primary objective isnāt to try realistic approaches to healing, but rather to be a devoted nurse and gain affection points. Seems like you can do anything you want and the game wonāt fail you on this minigame.ā
Tsurugi: But I didnāt even know there was this affection point parameterā¦ does something happen if you get that parameter high enough?! Does something pervy happen?!
āPlease stop getting so excited only when it comes to things like thisā¦ umm, please wait a moment. Ahh, if you raise affection points, when your characters graduate, you can get married, or in certain cases can also make children. And then you can use those children as your next charactersā¦ā
Tsurugi: Marriage?! Making childrenā¦?!
āThe affection points automatically go up or down normally during the game. But it seems if you heal someone, or if you play a minigame like this and get closer to someone, these affection points go up by a lot. So neesan, who was swinging around senseiās corpse and ridiculing him like that, probably has the lowest affection points at this point.ā
Tsurugi: Dammit, if I knew we could make babies I would have been nicer to him!
You know, just because you can have children, that doesnāt mean theyāre going to show an image of you making babies or make it into a minigame or something like thatā¦ you understand that, right?
I felt a bit conflicted hereā¦ but all I could do was watch.
āNext is ummā¦ the thermometer?ā
As the older sisters talked with each other, Tama was trying her very best to be a good nurse.
āOkay, open your mouth wide and say āahhh.ā Letās check your temperature~~ ā .ā
Kamiomi: I understand. Tama-san is so kind.
Kamiomiās affection points towards Tama have increased by 10!
āā¦ Hm? The last few things sensei has said werenāt said out loud but were displayed on screenā¦ā
Kagami realized that and looked at my brotherās screen.
And then a look of complete shock appeared on her face.
My brotherās screen was showing something different from the other three screens; indeed, the scene on his screen could have been taken right out of a galge.
Right in front of him was displayed an image of Tama (in a maid outfit), and the game gave him choices every time she did something.
Tama took the thermometer out and cocked her head to the side.
āOh my? Paparin, you donāt have a temperature!ā
How do you respond to Tamaās actions?
(1) Thanks for worrying about me.
(2) How the hell am I supposed to have a temperature?! Iām a damn corpse, you idiot!
(3) Googoo gaga, nurse me more pureaaaze!!
My brother picked choice (1). And his affection points towards Tama increased.
āI seeā¦ so if someone you donāt like tries to interact with you or nurses you, you can just pick the coldest replies and your affection points for each other wonāt go up by muchā¦ also, option three is seriously screwed in the head!ā
Kagami seemed shaken, but then began to whisper.
āThis is troublingā¦ considering senseiās personality, no matter what anybody does to him heāll never pick the cruel responseā¦ and in the end, heāll marry the person who he has the highest affection points for. So only one of us can marry senseiā¦ well, itās not like I care though.ā
āG-Getting married to Paparinā¦?ā
It seemed Tama finally had found the time to listen to what her sisters were saying. Picking up the word āmarriageā with her sharp ears, she began to fidget around and sway her body back and forth.
āEheheā¦ā
I didnāt know what she was imagining, but her face was now bright red.
āI-In that case, Tamaā¦ is going to try her best too! ā¦ But Paparin is dead, so Tama doesnāt know what to doā¦ for now Tama just wants to bring him back to life.ā
āIf thatās what you want, Tama, pick up that item over there.ā
āThis?ā
Tama followed Kagamiās advice (?), and picked up the bottle with the skull-and-crossbones on it.
āTake that and sprinkle it all over sensei.ā
āOkay!ā
Splash!
Tama has splashed extremely thickĀ strong acidĀ on you.
Your entire body is hideously burned and you collapse. How do you respond?
(1) Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. Donāt worry about it, Tama-san.
(2) JA*#[emailĀ protected]/* */!?!
(3) Hah hah hahā¦ moreā¦ splash more on me!
āThe choices are now so sad! Kagami-nee tricked Tama?!ā
āWhatever could you mean?ā
After that, Tama continued to be tricked by Kagami, pouring ice water over my brother, rubbing mustard into his wounds, hitting him with the whipā¦ My brother was picking the nicest responses in return, but since Tama was inflicting what would normally be fatal wounds on him, his affection points for her couldnāt be getting too high.
And after a while of that, Tamaās time ran out.
āWell then, seems like itās my turn next.ā
āHmph! Women are so cruel!ā
Kagami raised her hand, while Tama drank a juice box next to her with tears streaming from her eyes.
āI am a vetā¦ which means Iām in a medical profession, and so all the parameters necessary to heal others should be quite high in my character. I also have the requisite knowledge, soā¦ā
Kagami used a healing charm to resurrect my brother, and then healed him perfectly with blood transfusions and medicine.
My brotherās coloring returned, and his body which had been destroyed by Tama went back to normal.
Kamiomi: Ohh, what tremendous skill. Kagami-san, you saved me.
My brotherās affection points went up insanely high. To something like 70.
My brother was finally able to sit up in bed, and Kagami went over to him. She put a hand on her forehead, taking his temperature.
āIf you ever feel sick, just let me know. Fufu, you sure slept for a long time, sleepyhead senseiā¦ā
Tsurugi: Youāre way more clever than I expected, arenāt you?! Acting innocent like thatā¦!!
Tsurugi yelled at Kagami as Kagami steadily earned more and more affection points.
āSway whatever you want. I-Itās not like I want to raise senseiās affection points and marry him or anything. One of our companions was not able to battle anymore, and even though Iām a healer I havenāt been able to do much until now, so I thought I would just try hereā¦ right~~ ā?ā
Tsurugi: āright~~ ā?ā my ass! Dammit, youāre always so emotionless that when you act so kind towards a weak person like this it feels really moe moe! Ugh, Kagami, youāreĀ myĀ wife!
āNo, Iām your sisterā¦ā
Tsurugi got excited and hugged her little sister, while Kagami seemed a bit at a loss and tried to shove her older sister off.
āAh, my time is up.ā
Kagami was in the process of cutting an apple for my brother and feeding him when her time ran out. Her affection points were around 300ā¦ (by the way, Tamaās affection points were at around negative 100).
Tsurugi: Alrighty.
Tsurugiās character on screen raised her hand high.
Tsurugi: The star player has arrived! My turn!
āEh? But senseiās character has already been revived and is at full health nowā¦ā
Tsurugi: Shut up! Iām the main heroine here! You canāt just go for the ending with the convenient girl whoās only nice to you when youāre weak! Also, since the nurseās office is usually so empty and has a bed, itās one of the two best spots for pervy scenes to happen! The other one being the gym equipment room! You understand what Iām trying to say?!
āThis is all neesan ever thinks aboutā¦ā
Kagami looked bewildered as her older sisterās character didnāt seem to be able to hold it in anymore and began to strip off her bikerās jacket.
āWhat in the world are you doing?!ā
As expected, Tsurugi ignored her sisterās attempts to stop her, and jumped onto the bed in her birthday suit.
Tsurugi: Donāt interfere, Kagami! Iām going to get his affections point up and Iām going to make everyone my wife and gate guard-chan and Tsukuyomi and my little sisters are all going to snuggle up to me and weāre going to live in happiness and surge right for a harem ending! Tsukuyomi, you strip too!
Kamiyomiās āold ragā has been removed from his equipment list!
āWhy is it so easy in this game to take peopleās clothes off?! Stop, neesan, there are children present! Aghhā¦ t-this isā¦ in a place like thatā¦ā
āIām scaaared, Iām scaaared. Tsurugi-nee and Paparin are naked and theyāre doing something weiiirdā¦ā
āStop traumatizing elementary schoolers!ā
Kagami panicked and covered Tamaās eyes with her hands in real life.
And I was at the limit of my patience.
ā
Sasamisan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ONIICHAN?!?!?!
ā
The nurseās office fell into silence.
Even Tsurugi who was acting completely out of boundsā¦ even my brother who was getting his affection points for Tsurugi raised forcefully and yet didnāt seem to be sad about that at all and was squirming around asking for more (resist more dammit)ā¦ even the panicking Kagami, even the sobbing Tamaā¦ everyone simultaneously lost their ability to speak.
āY-You areā¦!!ā
Tsurugi covered herself with the bedsheets and cocked her head to the side in puzzlement.
āDonāt tell meā¦ Sasami?!ā
In the real world, Tsurugi turned and looked at me, and I gave a nod back.
In order to best be able to offer support or interference if something happened, I had worked hard to transport my character from far away to āTakamagahara Academy.ā
My entire body was decorated with rare Divine Beasts Equipment, and I had a huge magical weapon on my back. I walked over to the others, my metallic armored boots making clinking noises as I walked.
Tsurugi: I see, so you also started playing Yamata no Orochi SNSā¦ also, your HP and SP are really highā¦
āā¦ā¦ā¦.ā
I couldnāt explain that very easily, so I decided to just ignore it.
I began to quickly type a message.
Sasamisan: I thought I would just stay quiet and watchā¦ but even if weāre in a game, when a family member is getting violated Iām going to stop it at all costsā¦!
All of this would have been embarrassing to say out loud, so I typed it all.
Sasamisan: And oniichan, show a bit more resistance! You idiot! Pevert! Hmph, just go ahead and fall in love with a game character and get married or whatever! I donāt care at all! Thatās all I came to say, you damn horny f(inappropriate language deleted)!!
āS-Sasami-sanā¦ Sasami-san is in the gameā¦!! And sheās being a cute tsundere and abusing meā¦ ahh, ahhhhā¦!!ā
Kamiomiās affection points towards Sasamisan have increased by 500!
Five hundred?! Itās not like we were doing a minigame, and we werenāt even companions so why the hell did his affection points go up?! Ugyah, donāt come towards me donāt hug me youāre still completely naked gyahhhh itās a game but this feels so disgusting aghhhhh donāt get any closer you damn pervert pervert exhibitionist!!
āHooray! Now I can play this game together with Sasami-san!! I welcome the opportunityā¦ letās go on an adventure in this world together and then get married and make a happy family together! Itās a game, so it doesnāt matter if weāre brother and sister, right?! Ufufufu~~!ā
Kamiomi has sent Sasami-san a ācompanionā request. Do you accept?
(1)Accept.
(2)Refuse.
āOption two! Option two dammit! I refuse! I refuse from now until the end of time! Who the hell wants to do that with her brother?!ā
You were unable to refuse.
You and Kamiomi have become companions!
āWhy the hell?!ā
As I stood there completely flustered, Tsurugi looked at meā¦
āā¦ā¦ā¦ā
And with a serious expression, she fell into thought as if she had just realized something.
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TRANSLATORāS NOTES
(1) Onigiri is a Japanese rice ball.
(2) Late 1800s.
(3) Girl game ā the kind of 18+ dating sims that Tsurugi likes playing.\n