Parsed with an automated reader. The content accuracy is not guranteed.\nChapter 216 â âŚis this the legendary ab*sing the fans?\nHeâs been busy for a while, so Hill gave all the pre-tasks of âThorâ to Lich Aligeli, and then he was free again. Monroe wanted to return to the human world after his work in the demon realm. âAre you going back to the Dark Church?â Hill asked him.
They were walking through a desolate cemetery, which was supposed to be one of the ghostsâ gathering places in the past, kicking off the fallen leaves and occasionally finding glowing ghost fragments. The cemetery was desolate, the surrounding black trees twisted into bizarre shapes, and the surrounding weeds were overgrown. His jet-black leather boots with platinum rims stepped on weeds and fallen leaves, and Monroe replied, âGo to the Dijon tribe.â After speaking, he looked over at Hill, who was stopping at a gravestone and leaning down to read the writing on it: âDo you want to come along?â he asked.
âThatâs a presumptuous question.â Hill used his fingers to brush the dust off the tombstone, which was in ancient Elvish, which he did not know.
Monroe thought for a moment and said calmly, âOkay, please, come with me.â
Hill snickered: âI say youâŚâ he laughed so hard he crouched on the ground.
âSince you want to hear it, Iâll tell you.â Monroe held out his hand to Hill, ready to pull him up off the ground.
Hill looked down at Monroeâs hand, took hold of it, and then gave it a sharp yank. Caught off balance, Monroe was rolled over and pinned to the ground by Hill, âYouâre so good.â Hillâs knee rested against Monroeâs inner thigh, leaning down to say that, his hair swept over Monroeâs face, making Monroe a little ticklish. But it wasnât just the face that tickled.
âBecause I like you, I want to please you and make you happier.â Even though he maintained an overwhelmed posture, Monroe remained calm and replied in a very normal tone.
âYour love words are too old-fashioned.â Hill traced Monroeâs facial features with his fingers, hanging above his black eyes.
âOld-fashioned.â Monroe thought for a few seconds and said, âLetâs do it then.â
Hill laughed again, and he laughed directly on Monroeâs body: âHahaâŚhahahaâŚOkay, your love words are not old-fashioned at all⌠In other words, this is not a love story, right⌠HahahaâŚâ
The wind blew through the leaves bringing a rustling sound, there were no birds singing here, it was quiet.
Hill let go of Monroe, turned around, and lay beside him, Monroe thought for a moment, stretched out his hand and grabbed Hillâs neck.
Hill: ââŚHuh?â
With his firm hold on Hillâs neck, Monroe pulled Hillâs head up a bit, then stretched his arm over and put Hill on his arm.
Hill rested on Monroeâs arm and let out a series of coughs: âAlthough I know you are trying to make me more comfortable, your actions are too demonicâŚâ
âWell⌠because I couldnât think of another way for a while, so I did that,â Monroe said.
âOkay, okay, so ingenious, as expected of you.â Hill was speechless.
He leaned on Monroeâs arm and looked at the silent sky, the silver-gray sky, and when the sky darkened, the blood-colored moonlight would fill the place. One day has passed.
âIâll be free these days. I handed over the filming to Aligeli, and the first season of âA Bite of the Demon Realmâ has almost been recorded. I plan to broadcast one episode a week. These are the main things in the near future⌠So, I can go to the Dijon tribe with you to see. There may be other inspiration,â Hill said slowly, leaning on Monroeâs arm in the grass.
âI know, thatâs why I asked if you wanted to come with me.â Monroe said and kissed Hillâs fingertips. This light atmosphere felt good.
âSo, I ended up making trouble.â Hill smiled, âDo you think Iâm annoying?â
Monroe thought for a while: âNot for now.â
ââŚI thought you would answer ânoâ right away at a time like this.â Hill opened his eyes in an attempt to glare at Monroe.
âBecause it is you asking me the question, I have to think hard before giving you the result,â Monroe said.
âSo, the result of thinking is only âfor nowâ? You might as well not think about it.â Hill really wanted to smash Monroeâs chest with a small fist and make it burst⌠The literal meaning⌠After all, he was the Demon KingâŚ
âBecause itâs amazing right now,â Monroe said, âI love talking to you, and every word you say to me makes meâŚâ He thought about it for a while, and finally found the right words: âmakes my heart thump. I never thought before that I would actually experience this feeling, as if I was under a spell, a curse, or something else, and this feeling, which was completely outside of my reason, made it impossible for me to make a reasonable judgment â so I had no choice but to answer your question like this.â
âAh, so thatâs what you think.â Hill couldnât help but roll over and reach out to touch Monroeâs face, âI love it when you think seriously like that.â
âAnd I feel most fortunate that for the first time, my sanity and my sensibility are on the same side,â Monroe said.
Although Monroe said it indifferently, Hill felt a little distressed after hearing it. Monroe really did not live an easy life until now. But Hill also understands that Monroe himself does not need him to feel distressed for him. Anyway, he is now here, this is the result, and must end with a more glorious future as the strongest paladin of the past.
âWhy donât you speak, what are you thinking?â Monroe asked, turning his face to the side.
âI made a narration with a lot of passion in my heart,â Hill said.
Monroe seemed to smile, âDonât do this, I donât need itâŚâ
âI know you donât need sympathy.â Hill said, âSo I just made a narration in my heart.â He got up from the ground, grabbed Monroeâs hand, and kissed his fingertips: âOkay, itâs getting late, letâs go back.â
Twilight has gradually come, and this evening spent with Monroe is quiet and beautiful.
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The Dijon tribes are mainly nomadic, but also include some farming tribes.
Hill and Monroe walked in the largest city on the grasslands. Compared with the city of Magnolia, the city of the Dijon tribe did not feel like a âcityâ, but rather like a large market â but it was still huge. Many of the houses here have different architectural styles because they were built by sl*ves captured everywhere. There are no walls, the streets are wide, and there are many earthen buildings. They mixed the soil with a local mineral that made the earthen house almost as hard as iron. Of course, only âalmostâ. With the noisy crowd, business is very well developed here.
The Demon Mall stands out among these buildings, and the Dark Church under construction next to the Demon Mall already has a general outline.
Hill walked into the Demon Mall and heard someone from Dijon talking.
âI heard that the second batch of the Demon Realm Tour Group is starting to sign up soon, are you going?â
âI want to go, but I have no money.â
âMe neither. I plan to join Birds of Dawn and see if I can get a job.â
âIt would be nice if the Demon Mall was still recruiting people, their wages are so high.â
âActually, I heard from the businessman in MĂźlheim that last year, the Demon Realm recruited a bunch of humans to work in the Demon Realm⌠but they were all civilians, and they should be coolies.â
âNow that the demons can live in the human world, when will humans be able to live in the demon world at will, Iâm really looking forward to it.â
âIâm looking forward to it too.â
After hearing this, Hill couldnât help but put a smile on his lips. Oh, every time I hear this, I feel a sense of accomplishment.
At present, preparations for the second batch of the Demon Realm Tour Group have indeed begun. The next batch happens to be in the late spring, and it also involves people from three countries: MĂźlheim, Magnolia Empire, and the Dijon Tribe.
Hill sat on the second floor and asked for a glass of ice wine, which must have ice on the grapes when they are picked. Because the raw grapes are fully ripe, the original fruit aroma will have a candied aroma. This ice wine goes well with desserts or some delicious barbecued meats. Hill asked for grilled ham and chicken, a traditional Cantonese dish made with chicken breast, shrimp, and some pork, covered with egg white batter and deep-fried, and drizzled with sesame oil. It tasted crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, very delicious. Paired with iced wine, they further activate the deliciousness of each other.
After eating such a delicious meal, waiting for the equally delicious Monroe, it would be nice to hear some chats praising the demons.
âHave you heard? The church has released newsâŚâ
âI heard from Skye, the church said that the demons used the Demon Mall to plunder a lot of gold coins from humans.â
âItâs true that the things in the Demon Mall are very expensive.â
âThe church said that this is all a conspiracy of the demons, taking away a lot of human gold coins to build the demon realm.â
Hmm⌠this chat is not so interesting.
The smile at the corner of Hillâs mouth disappeared.
And just in time when he left the Demon Realm, otherwise, he should have known such news first.
This attack is a bit harsh. Hill smacked his lips, and then he⌠continued drinking wine and eating delicious snacks.
And itâs still a public statement from the church side ah, I have to admit, the pope is really quite powerful.
âI tried to make a short-term compromise with you, but you crossed the line.â Hill said to himself, âSince I canât reach an agreement on letting you die slowly, then I have to be more ruthless.â
Monroe sat down opposite: âI heard you say such terrible things as soon as I came.â
âActually, itâs okay, but Iâm not willing to sacrifice some innocent people, so I hope the Pope can die slowly,â Hill said.
âI understand what you mean, but a lot of the time, itâs inevitable,â Monroe said, âBut Iâm willing to kill innocent people with my own hands and then live with their hopes on my back.â
âHave you ever done this before?â Hill asked.
âI did,â Monroe said.
âI mean when you were a paladin,â Hill said.
âIâm talking about that time too,â Monroe said.
âYou are much colder than I thought,â Hill sighed.
âI think so too,â Monroe said.
âI originally thought too simply and purely about some things in this world.â Hill shook his head, âBut luckily I became faster and had to be more fickle than this world to not get hurt.â
âHmm⌠that sounds like a romantic statement,â Monroe said.
âBut it makes sense,â Hill retorted.
âIt makes sense,â Monroe nodded.
Hill tapped the table with his fingers and said, âI figured out how to deal with it.â He stood up and leaned over the table, kissed Monroe generously on the face, and said, âThank you for chatting with me. I am inspired.â
Monroe touched his face, âActually, Iâd prefer to be thanked in some other way.â
Hill smacked his mouth, âI am your God, your Lord.â
âOkay.â Monroe bowed his head obediently. After thinking for a few seconds, he calmly said: âThen my Lord, can You give me the honor of meeting and touching Your body? I will worship Your body with all my heart and soul.â
Hill: ââŚâ
No, I canât stand it anymore, what the f*ck, why is Monroe so cute!
Hill roared in his heart.
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The next day, Hill read the words of the Church of Light directly on the magic phone.
What needs to be explained is that the remarks of the Church of Light have not been fully spread to the three major countries that have friendships with the demons. What Hill heard in the Dijon tribe before was a special case â they heard it from a traveling merchant.
As a result, Hill read it so directly and openly that these remarks were instantly known to everyone. Many people thought he was crazy. Isnât it better to hide such words?
âI know that some of you may have doubts, but it does not matter, the reason why I read it directly is because I have a clear conscience.
What is the Demon Mall? It is a shopping mall. You spend money to the merchants, what do the merchants do with your money? To make more goods, to make their lives richer. Of course, the Demon Mall is no exception. Is it not?
Oh, the Church made a Floating Island and said it was a miracle. Oh. Hehehe. Since itâs a miracle, itâs a miracle. I donât know where the Floating Island in the Demon Realm came from. Maybe the God of Light suddenly fell in love with our fallen angel, and also bestowed a miracle on the fallen angel. Hey.
Also, pay attention to watching the program in three days. After three days, I will personally announce an explosive news about the Church of Light and the Mortonians you may have an impression of.
But I think that even if I say so, there are still many people who will doubt the real purpose of the Demon Mall. Therefore, in order to show my innocence, and for the sake of the friendship between the two races, I decided to close the Demon Malls, including the Demon Restaurant. But the Birds of Dawn charity organization will always be there, I love this world, even if the world doesnât love me, it will not deplete my love for it.
In addition, the magic phone will continue to operate, and the show âA Bite of the Demon Realmâ will be broadcast from tomorrow, and you are welcome to watch it once a week. â
Going to broadcast âA Bite of the Demon Realmâ while there is no Demon Restaurant.
Hill is very satisfied with his decision.
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