I May Be a Needle in a Haystack, But Let Me Tell You Something, Okay?
In the end, I didnât get a wink of sleep and woke up in the morning. Apparently, the other guys couldnât sleep either.
Iâm not in a state to eat breakfast, so I refrain from eating, and prepare to leave while drinking herbal tea. Rico comes over to me and delivers a sandwich to me.
âMaybe youâll get hungry around noon, take it with you.â
I thanked Rico and put the sandwiches in the infinite storage. When everything was ready, Lady Considine herself came to our room to greet us. She was dressed in armor, unlike a magician.
âAre you ready to go? Then we will depart. We will guard you until you reach the border. If we find any deers on the way, we will subdue them. At that time, we may not be able to protect you as well as we would like, but please understand.â
After a brief explanation, the lady left the room briskly. We just followed behind her in silence.
I was a needle in a haystack in the subgutation army. âThe hero who had revived Krumfal had come to the Principality of Niza, which was suffering from deer damage, but he was unable to do anything about it. The deer had escaped his barriers, causing more damage to the crops, and the barriers he had placed on the King didnât work either, so he returned back to the empire without achieving anything.â I canât help but feel some animosity towards me.
ââŚI was wondering what kind of hero would be coming, but he is a very young man.â
âThatâs why I was suspicious from the start, that a young man like that would be responsible for the restoration of Krumfal.â
âIâve heard that he is the husband of the Emperorâs sister. Iâm sure it was his retainers who restored it.â
âHe is overconfident enough to take credit for it⌠He is such a pain in the ass.â
âAfter all, you came to the Principality for a few days, only to devour the life-supporting food of the dwarves and then return to your country.â
I have no words to refute the unspoken words of the adventurers. Rather, Iâve been thinking about what the Dwarf King said since last night. If the King dies, will this country really be saved? Will the Deer God really stop the deers from damaging the crops in exchange for the Dwarf Kingâs life? I wonder if there is any way to stop this. But I couldnât come up with a good idea.
âMr. Rinos, letâs kill those adventurers.â
âMaster, letâs go our separate ways.â
The two girlsâ voices brought me back to my senses. The adventurers seemed to be bored with my topic and were talking about something else.
âWhich of those women did the Marquis get his hands on first?â
âNo, no, no, maybe the woman came on to him?â
âThey both have the kind of faces and bodies that men like. I canât say anything about their asses.â
âIf Princess Ricorette, who is scarier than demons, finds out, the Marquis will cry. Letâs all keep this to ourselves, okay? Hahahahaha.â
Lady Considine, who was leading the way, didnât even look back at us. She must have heard the adventurersâ conversation, but she didnât seem to pay attention to it. She was talking with the robed man next to her, who was also riding a horse. The robed man is probably one of Dr. Lecornaiâs subordinates.
After a while, the march came to a halt. Lady Considine turns her horse around and comes up under us.
âWe will now take a rest. Iâd like to have lunch a little early, so please, Marquis.â
âNo, weâll pass. We have our own ingredients.â
âDonât be shy, Marquis. The food we are serving is the relief supply that you originally brought from Hedata. Moreover, they are crops from your territory, arenât they? Iâm sure youâll have no problem with that, since youâre eating your own food, so to speak.â
A guy in a hood interrupts our conversation. From the sound of her voice, she seems to be a woman.
âThank you very much. I really appreciate your feeling. However, your feelings are more than enough.â
âI see. We will be leaving in two hours after lunch. Until then, you are free to spend your time as you wish.â
We moved away from the Lady Considine until we were out of sight of the adventurers and made a resting place.
âWhat were those adventurers!â
âThey have no idea what they are talking about! I hate them, those men!â
The two girls were preoccupied and angry. Apparently, they had been saying some pretty obscene things to me without me noticing. I suggested that we put up a barrier to block out the adventurersâ voices, but they strongly refused. They said they didnât like the idea of losing to them.
âAs soon as we enter the forest, weâll be at the border. Weâre almost there. Be patient.â
As I quieted them down, I looked at the troops led by Lady Considine. Perhaps the Principality of Niza had provided them with weapons and armor made by the dwarves. They were equipped with weapons and armor that I had never seen before. In addition, almost all of them were imbued with magical power. They may have enchanted magic to strengthen their bodies.
As I was thinking about this, a herd of deer appeared at the entrance of the forest far ahead. The troops were in an uproar and everyone was in a panic. Then, those who were fully equipped mounted their horses and charged at the deers.
For the time being, we too interrupted our break and chased after the troops. Ferris and Luara are on foot, so Irimo is running along with them, so itâs not a big deal speed-wise.
Perhaps surprised by the sight of about 100 adventurers charging, the deers retreated into the forest. I thought the troops were going to follow the herd into the forest, but for some reason they stopped far before the forest. As we approached, it seemed that there was some kind of dispute at the head of the unit.
âWhat nonsense! We should kill every deer we find!â
âI am the head of this unit! I will not allow you to act on your own without my orders!â
Apparently, the earlier assault was something the adventurers had done on their own.
âItâs okay, princess. Just leave it to us and weâll take care of it. Weâll make sure the deers are killed.â
âYes, yes. If you listen to what the princess says, youâll never have enough lives.â
The situation is almost out of control. Seeing this scene, Ferris poked me in the leg with a peck. I looked at them, nodded, and turned Irimo at the Lady Considine.
âIâm sorry to bother you. If deers have appeared, it means that you are going to take down the deers. Since we are probably in the way, we will leave first. We are almost at the border anyway.
âOh, yeah. Iâm sorry for showing you such a bad scene. I apologize. We will now start to subdue the deer. Please allow me to end the protection of the Marquis here.â
âYes, and good luck with that.â
ââŚPlease wait.â
For some reason, the Lady Considine stops me. I walk up to her again.
âIâm sorry to ask you this, but⌠I heard that the Marquis was the one who quelled the civil war in the Hedata Empire. In addition, he is reputed to be skilled in fighting in the forest. Is there anything that my troops should be aware of when fighting in the forest?â
âThings to watch out forâŚ?â
âPrincess, thereâs no point in asking the Marquis that, is there? Weâre a party that has participated in the conquest of dragons before. We know how to fight in the forest better than anyone else. Just leave it to us!â
A man who looks like an adventurer yells at me. I get a little louder.
âIt is reassuring to know that someone has defeated a dragon. If so, killing a deer should be no problem. But only if you really have slain a dragon.â
âWhat? What do you mean?â
âThere are all kinds of people who have slain dragons. Even the ones shivering in the back of the troops can be said to have participated in the conquest of dragons.â
âYou donât know what youâre talking about!â
âIf a party is truly capable of conquering dragons, they wonât make random moves just because theyâve found their prey. None of them would act on their own accord.â
âDo you⌠do you want to die?â
âStop! Marquis, I apologize for my rudeness. This is all due to my inability to lead. Please forgive me.â
âNo, there is no need for Lady Considine to apologize. Youâre right. In the event of a battle in the forest, there are two things I would adviseâŚ. Keep your retreat clear and ride a fast horse.â
ââŚWhat does that mean?â
âThis deer subjugation will definitely fail. If that happens, the only thing that matters is whether or not your life will be spared. In order to save yourself, it is imperative that you clear a path of retreat and leave the battlefield as soon as possible. Therefore, you need to secure your retreat and ride a fast horse.â
âHmm, that sounds like something a useless, wasteful, food-eating aristocrat would say. Hey guys, did you hear that? Weâre going into battle, and weâre going to kill deers, and he want us to clear a path out! Itâs funny, isnât it?â
âGah-ha-ha! Itâs true. I canât believe he thought of running away from the beginning! Hahahahaha!â
The adventurers burst into laughter. Lady Considine also gives me a little scornful look.
âSince ancient times, I have never heard of a victory for an unorganized force. I wish that my fears are unfounded. Please take charge to your heartâs content. I wish you the best of luck.â
After saying that, I drove Irimo back to where my friends were waiting. I then proceeded through the forest, aiming for the Empire.
âWill Lady Considineâs subjugation campaign fail?â
âYeah, most probably, it will fail. If the adventurers act as they please, there will be no strategy at all. The deers arenât stupid, and theyâll easily be able to handle a hundred or so people.â
âThey should just let the deer take care of them!â
âWell, thereâs only one thing for me to do. All I need to do is to return to the Empire as soon as possible and ask His Majesty to reinforce the relief supplies. Also, it might be a good idea to speed up the harvesting of Krumfalâs crops. Iâll have to consult with Rico and Mei about that. In that case, we need to get back to the mansion as soon as possible. Iâll set up a transition barrier here right now.â
âYes, sir!â
Ferris replied cheerfully.
ââŚIrimo? Whatâs up?â
Irimo had stopped walking for a moment and was not moving.