Volume 5 – Yuri Wealth Theory
Chapter 1 – Two Sides of Yuri Activities
The flow of the scenario is finally back to the original.
After the series of turmoil, the recreation camp is finally over, and we are back to a fun school life.
The news about the attack on the Queen’s Watch by the devil religion seems to have been restricted by the Ootori family (School administrator), and by the time I returned, the media had quietened down.
That was natural, the only one who was missing in action due to the incident was just a man with a zero score, after all. That’s the only victim of the incident, and the Sanjou Family already told the parties involved to give me the『Doesn’t matter if he is dead』 status. So, there is no way the turmoil would be too big.
It seems the core members of the Arshariya faction, who had bases in Reality, were put into prisons and with that, the case closed.
Meanwhile, Rei, who had a dispute with the Sanjou Family Branches, is still in the position of the legitimate successor of the Sanjou Family. Even now factional dispute in Sanjou Family is still continuing, as other than BBA alliance, that chose Rei as the legitimate successor, there are also those who are trying to capture Rei to get themselves or their kids to be recognized as a main family member if there is a chance (Of course, the existence of Sanjou Hiiro is ignored).
In other words, we’re in the situation where we can’t blame the entire Sanjou Family just because Rei was kidnapped.
“I have no intention of surrendering the position of successor. Because it is better to have some power there.”
Rei, the person in question, simply said that.
“I will protect Onii-sama by standing between the Sanjou Family.”
She even laughed and said that.
I don’t even want to put Rei at risk by letting her participate in the battle for succession. As the scenario progresses, Tsukiori will manage this problem, but… when the time comes, I’ll also do my best.
Lapis also successfully returned to the academy. Incidentally, I was banned from entering Alfheim. I even received a polite 300-word letter that can be summarized with 『The next time you come, we’ll kill you』.
Meanwhile, Tsukiori is just like usual, nonchalant and hard to figure out. However, it feels like the distance between us is closer than before. Occasionally, she also showed her spoiled side to me, which made me think she is just like a cat. Well, I do hope she can have the awareness of the MC of a Yuri game and start making girls fall left and right, though.
Now, speaking of me.
“We don’t have money.”
“… ha?”
While giving me a second cup of rice, Snow said.
“What does that mean?”
“Literally. What else does it mean? Is 『We don’t have money』 converted to 『Hand me money for pachinko you lil’shit』 in Master’s mind? You sure have the mind of a lunatic woman who supports a gigolo.”
I poured the perilla miso on the rice and started eating it, making the warm rice dance in my tongue as the taste of miso intertwined with it.
“Good stuff…”
“I don’t think this is the time to smack your lips with such a gross expression. We’re talking about money here, you good-for-nothing. Do you know how much savings I have to use every day? The aunts whom I encountered at the supermarket time sale are too strong in infight, and there is no way a long-range type like me can win.”
While eating squid mentai, I couldn’t hide my surprise, thinking 『The person who first combined squid and mentaiko is truly a genius.』, because of how delicious it was. And then, still with a surprised expression, I whispered to Snow.
“Does that mean…we don’t have money…?!”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
“I got carried away, I’m sorry, so please spare me from a one-sided infight with the knife.”
Snow, who held a knife in her hand then slowly put the knife behind her waist.
“Right, the money provided by the assassins was only temporary, after all… but well, don’t worry. I more or less have an idea how to make some money.”
While picking up the dried sardines, I wandered the tip of my chopsticks in the air. Meanwhile, Snow, who was sitting in seiza, was silently eating her meal.
“I’m thinking of becoming an adventurer.”
“I see, that’s a good idea. Hiiro-sama has already been issued a permit to enter the dungeon, after all.”
“With that in mind, yesterday, I went to the Adventurer’s Association of the academy, but… I was told that I couldn’t register as an adventurer with a zero score.”
“Hee, I see.”
Snow nodded while biting a pickled daikon radish– until she stopped.
“No, wait, isn’t that bad? Does that mean you are now in a defeated condition where the status of NEET and unemployment are lined up together?”
“Stop treating a student as an unemployed NEET. To be honest, I didn’t expect that. In the first place, I never thought the position of a zero scorer was so special to the point that I can’t register myself as an adventurer.”
In the game, there were no particular conditions for registering as an adventurer… or that’s what I originally thought. But, in reality, it must be different.
By the time the MC goes to the academy and goes to the Adventurer’s Association, her score is already over 100. And there is absolutely no way I can notice that the condition for registering as an adventurer is to have a『Score higher than 1』, unless I played the game in a unique way.
“Then, what should we do? Because I have been looking for Hiiro-sama before… I also haven’t found a place to work yet.”
“Eh, no, aren’t you working for the Sanjou Family?”
“Of course, I was already fired long ago.”
Snow calmly said. After sipping the miso soup, Snow exhaled.
“Isn’t that natural? Of course, they would catch me red-handed. Hiiro-sama is under the surveillance of the Sanjou Family, after all. So, of course it would be natural that I, who originally had to be on Rei-sama’s side all the time, but abandoned my duty to take care of you, would get fired.”
“Eh… does that mean, you work unpaid until now?”
“Yes, of course.”
Hearing that, my complexion turned blue.
“You, go back to Rei…. maids in the Sanjou Family had a high salary, right? Why are you wasting your life by staying with me?”
“Well,”
Snow glanced at me.
“I wonder why.”
“You idiot… you should say that sooner… shit… go back to Rei immediately. If it’s Rei, she should have plenty of money, so she will definitely pay your sala–”
“I don’t want to.”
Saying that, Snow munched a pickled daikon radish.
“You don’t want to… but why?”
She turned her face away.
“… why don’t you think about it yourself?”
“I asked because I don’t know, though.”
Looks like Snow’s will to stay with me is firm. I don’t think she will agree even if I persuade her, and even if it’s Rei who persuades her, it is unlikely that she will agree too. In that case, I’ll have to pay her salary somehow.
If I can’t work as an adventurer, I have no choice but to work part-time… and as long as I am still a student, I can’t work in the middle of the night, and if I start a monthly salary part-time job now, it/we will be dried by next month. At present, I could only think of one way to make money quickly and easily.
“Sanjou-sama.”
When I left the dormitory in a depressed mood, Lily-san, who was cleaning, greeted me.
As usual, she is wearing a beautiful and elegant maid outfit. Just by her being there makes me feel that the atmosphere was gentle and peaceful.
“Are you going out?”
“Well, for a bit… Actually, I wanted to review the classes that I missed while I was away, but… anyway, Lily-san it sure is great to work even though it’s Sunday.”
“I also admire Sanjou-sama who is thinking of reviewing your classes on Sunday. Even that girl is still asleep right now.”
Lily-san giggled.
“That’s what I originally thought, but it’s really not the time to review classes.”
“Are you okay? Your complexion is also not good.”
Lily-san gently looked at my face.
“If you have any problems, please tell me anytime. We even made you live in the attic, so if there is any problem, I hope I can help you.”
To think she is this kind even to a man, is she a saint…. Moreover, she even let me smell her Yuri relationship with Mulle, she is really the best…
As I was feeling the excitement that permeated my chest, Lily-san took a piece of paper and handed it to me.
“Come to think of it, I haven’t given this to Sanjou-sama yet, right? Please.”
It was a dormitory newspaper that was put together in one sheet.
In each dormitory, there are positions that may be assigned to members appointed by the dormitory manager. One of them is 『Newspaper duty』. Students assigned to this position will have to publish a newspaper, with events that occurred in the dormitory, news, and informative matters as the contents and distribute them to everyone in the dormitory.
Still, even if it was called a newspaper, it is simply just a one sheet print. It won’t be a big burden to the student, as academic matters are prioritized here, so even if the student can’t handle it, they can even take a week off. However, in Flavum, Mulle put her power in the dormitory newspaper, which is not the case in other dormitories.
The dormitory newspaper of Flavum, which is also published in the game, is surprisingly well-made. I even remember reading information that has nothing to do with the main story in detail from that newspaper.
In that newspaper, there was a picture handmade by Mulle and the date and time of the dormitory special event 『Flavum New Students Welcome Party』. It was to the point that you can see the spirit of Mulle from the paper. I think she intends to show her dignity as the dormitory manager through this welcome party.
New students welcome party… Come to think of it, the interview was finished while I was away. Since all students are assigned to each dormitory, it is natural that there will be a new students welcome party event, and it seems that I am also eligible to participate.
Students who do not live in the dormitory are also allowed to participate in this new students welcome party. By the way, I think there is also a scenario where that shitty trash crap fucking bastard Hiiro-kun merrily participated in the event and got knocked down by Tsukiori because he evaluated the girls.
“Please participate in the event.”
“Ah, yes, if I have time.”
Well, I won’t participate, though ^_^
In a place where girls deepen their relationship, a man isn’t needed… so, I guess I will send Snow to participate on my behalf.
After parting with Lily-san, I went to the city. And as I arrived in front of the station, I went into the back alley– and entered a trash can. By the way, it is not a metaphor for disposing of a man who is not needed in this world, but I went in because this trash can is actually a dimension gate.
*Byuur*
I fell headward into the water and swam to the mansion in the middle of the blue water.
“Founder-sama,”
Arriving at the mansion, I was greeted by Slyphyel, who brought a towel in her hand. And while gently wiping my head with the towel, I went up the stairs in the mansion.
At the top floor, in a small and simple room, there was an old throne. When I cleaned the dust off the throne, I could see the backrest where the magic lines were running.
As I sat on the throne, I poured my magic power into the armrest– and a window screen popped up in front of me.
【State Name】
Not Found
【Number of Resources】
Wood: 0
Steel: 0
Food: 0
【Number of Product】
Wood: 0
Steel: 0
Food: 0
【Affiliation】
Commander Unit
Sanjou Hiiro
Unique Unit
Sylphyel Diablot
Vallachia Tepes
Heine Skullface
Normal Unit
Not Found
【Building】
Home
【Technology】
Not Found
Recognizing the magic power of Arshariya inside my body, the constructor magic device immediately recognized me as its owner.
Perhaps because I haven’t changed the settings, I laughed at the simple state status page.
This is doable.
While grinning and laughing, I entered the name of the state.
State name -> Sacred Yuri Empire
Having entered the wonderful state name, I opened my arms and laughed.
“Sylphyel.”
“Yes.”
With her hand on her chest, Sylphyel bowed deeply.
“I will expand this Sacred Yuri Empire and make money… and eventually,”
Crossing my legs, I laughed loudly.
“I will color this world with the blooming Yuri flowers. This is exactly the true desire of our Sacred Yuri Empire.”
“I’ve received the decree.”
The money of the other world can be exchanged with the money of reality.
Incidentally, this state management system is actually only used in 『Evil route』, but… I will use this game system to get money, scores, and bloom Yuri flowers in the other world.
I will use anything that can be used. With that in mind, I wore the white yuri mask as a sign of a job behind the scenes.
“We, the Devil Religion, which is also known as Yuri Religion, will start our activities from today!!”
“Yes.”
While laughing, I waved one hand– and started my irregular daily lives– with being a student in the front and state management behind the scene.