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âWhat are you doing, Kanae? Playing tag? Can I join in?â\n
Suddenly, Tanabata Koori appeared.\n
Iâm sure Iâm running across the roof at a very high speed, but sheâs also running alongside me, just like Houki-kun.\n
Iâm sure sheâs one of the strongest people in the world, but her appearance gave me a sense of comfort. Itâs a shame, but I donât think I compete with her when Iâm Kanae.\n
âWhatâs wrong, Tanabata-san? Do you want something from me? Iâm sorry, but Iâm deathly busy right now, so Iâd like to ask you a quick favor. By the way, âdeadlyâ is not a metaphor, itâs real.â\n
âWell, that sounds like a lot of work. I just happened to see Kanae running and talked to you, so I donât have anything to do.\n
âI see. âŠâŠ SoâŠâ\n
âCan you go home for today?\n
I was about to say, âCan you leave for today?â but I stopped myself just in time.\n
Iâm sure that Tanabata-san will go home quietly if I ask her to. However, a question arose in my mind, âIs it okay to turn her away?â\n
After all, the person in front of me was that Tanabata Koori. If I can get her on my side, there is no one more reassuring than her.\n
Could she possibly be the key to getting out of this desperate situation?\n
I was reluctant to involve Tanabata-san in such a stupithe d situation, but this was not the time to be talking about it.\n
After a moment of conflict, I decided to ask her for help.\n
âTanabata-san! Actuallyââ\n
Iâm explaining the situation.\n
âI see. Is it possible that all Vtubers are idiots? Ibuki is pretty stupid too.â\n
ââŠâŠ. I canât deny that. âŠâŠ!â\n
Itâs an off-the-cuff remark, but itâs nothing more than an odd thing to say.\n
Because itâs too stupid to be chased by a girl dressed as a man. Plus, if you take into account the secret information that my true identity is a man, itâs just one more level of stupid.\n
At least there are no decent Vtubers around me, including me.\n
âI know youâre laughing at me! Please help me!â\n
âItâs a non-combat area. I donât have a gun, and thereâs nothing I can do.â\n
âUgh, âŠâŠ, thatâs true, but⊠Can you think of anything?â\n
âHmm?â\n
When I asked, Tanabata-san tilted her head and began to worry.\nItâs not an easy problem to solve, but itâs her strength that makes me think that she might be able to solve it.\n
ââŠâŠ. In short, sheâs losing her mind when she sees Kanae dressed as a man, right? That guy.â\n
âI donât know. Well, I guess you could say that in a roundabout way. It seems like her imagination is exploding because of my disguise as a man.â\n
âThen why donât you change back to your original outfit? I donât think you should wear menâs clothes.â\n
âYeah. I thought about that too, butâŠâ\n
âKanae-kun! I want you to wear this! This crossdresserâs preset! Youâll look great in it!â\n
âI think Iâll just have to change it again.â\n
âI see.â\n
Itâs not such a simple situation now, is it?\n
Moreover, if I want to change clothes, I have to stop for a moment, and I donât know how close she can be in the meantime.\n
[You canât do it, you know]\n
[You should just give up and be a doll]\n
âShut up, you guys.â\n
I already know that there are no allies for me in the chats.\n
I only can rely Tanabata-san, but unfortunately even Tanabata-san distorted her eyebrows as if in trouble.\nLooking at her, I almost gave up, wondering if my innocence was destined to be scattered by Kuon-chan. I was about to give up.\n
But.\n
ââŠâŠ Kanae. Iâve thought of away.â\n
âReally?â\n
When I heard Tanabata-sanâs words, I jumped and lifted my face.\n
She says she has the means to overturn this despair. I urged her with my eyes to tell me quickly.\n
âYes. Of course, Iâll tell you. âŠâŠ But first, a question for Kanae. In general, which do you think is more valuable, Kanae in womenâs clothing or Kanae in menâs clothing?â\n
I rolled my eyes at the abrupt question.\n
I donât know what her intentions were with that question, but it didnât seem like a pointless question and answer. I decided to give it some serious thought.\n
âHmm, thatâs a very difficult question. If the identity that makes me who I am is derived from womenâs clothing, then I think the value of womenâs clothing is stable and high. But if you consider scarcity, how can you judge the value of menâs clothing to below?\n
[Of course, itâs womenâs clothing]\n
[Kanae in womenâs clothing]\n
[Thereâs no such thing as value in menâs clothing Kanae]\n
[Womenâs clothing]\n
[Female Kanae is the only choice]\n
âI told you to shut up.â\n
Stop making me a woman full-bodied in reality. Iâm not telling me that my true nature is a man, that a man isnât worth it. Iâll cry in the end.\n
âThe commenters are unanimous. I agree.â\n
âUgh. âŠâŠâ\n
âOh, Iâm sorry. Donât cry, Kanae.â\n
I thought Tanabata-san was my only ally, but this is a terrible betrayal.\n
Oh shit, why am I born as a man? I wanted to be born as a woman now.\n
I felt like I was going to fall to my knees with grief, but I couldnât let that happen.\n
I wiped away my tears and looked at Tanabata-san.\n
âSo what? What are you trying to say, Tanabata-san? If all you want to do is torment me, then youâve already succeeded.â\n
âWell, no. I mean, Kuon only feels more attractive to âKanae in menâs clothingâ than âKanae in womenâs clothingâ, and thatâs why youâre being chased now, right?â\n
Tanabata-san hurriedly continued as if to show that it was a misunderstanding.\n
I tilted my head for a moment at her explanation.\n
âWhat does that mean?â\n
âKindred Men! Kanae-kun and Kindred Men! Fuunfuun.â\n
âYou donât have to explain it to me.â\n
The screams I heard from behind made me understand perfectly.\n
It is not necessary to argue that Kuon-chanâs goal is to use me as a dress-up doll, and it is also true that her interest is in my menâs clothes. There are no mistaking Tanabata-sanâs words.\n
âSo, how does that help you solve the problem?â\n
âHmmm. Once you know the cause, the rest is easy.â\n
âHooh.â\n
âIf Kanae wears super cute womenâs clothes and make Kuon succumbs to her instinct and says âKanae looks good in womenâs clothes.â You can wear such a cute outfit that everyone will fawn over it and not be able to move.â\n
âHoohâ\n
In short, Kuon-chanâs desire to âmake Kanae look like a man!â should be silenced with the instinct that âKanae looks so good in womenâs clothes that itâs a waste to dress as a man!â.\n
Itâs another stupid strategy. It may or may not be realistic.\n
âBut I donât have that kind of clothing data. I donât even know if youâre talking about super cute clothes.â\n
âDonât worry. Donât worry, I have the data that I intended to dress Ibuki in. Even the hat and everything is preset.â\n
What a good preparation. I was grateful and decided to take advantage of Tanabata-sanâs kindness.\n
âBut is it okay? But are you sure? Wouldnât it be bad if the viewers could see her new outfit?â\n
âDonât worry. âDonât worry, I canât wear that! Itâs preset that was knocked back because she says she canât wear that.â\n
âWhat did you want me to wear?â\n
Based on Ibukiâs reaction, it must be a very sensitive costume. I donât want to wear anything like that, because children watch my videos.â\n
âIsnât it has a lot of exposure?â\n
âMost of the skin will be covered. Donât worry about exposure.â\n
âOh, thatâs okay.â\n
âYou can only see what youâre not supposed to see.â\n
ââYou canât see what youâre not supposed to see.â\n
We had a difference of opinion. Our values, our common sense, our sense of shame, and so many other things donât match up.\n
âRather, what are clothes that you can only see in places you canât see. I donât know anything about such clothes.â\n
âKanae, do you know what a reverse bunny is?â\n
âReverse bunny âŠâŠ? Whatâs that?â\n
[Let me explain! The reverse bunny is a derivative of the bunny costume! Iâm not sure if youâve heard of it or not, but I have. Itâs very sexy!]\n
âYouâre just a pervert, arenât you?â\n
âBy the way, I prepared a âreverse naked apronâ of my design.â\n
âI donât know, but itâs a bad idea.â\n
[I want to see that]\n
[Power word called reverse naked apron]\n
[I donât even know what that is.]\n
[Itâs hot]\n
[Put it on, Kanae]\n
âWhoâs gonna wear it, idiots?â\n
âA reverse naked apron âŠâŠ? What the hell is going on? Tanabata-san, youâre seriously breaking my ethics.â\n
I knew it was Tanabata-sanâs original, considering how none of the viewers knew about it.\n
âTanabata-san, my stream is wholesome only. No naughty stuff.â\n
ââŠâŠ Yeah. Itâs cute tho.â\n
Tanabata-san unfortunately squints her eyes, but if she takes her words seriously, she will be banned without a joke.\nLoS has a fairly strict sensitive restrictions.\n
âItâs no use. Then Iâll send you a collection of my costume presets. I want you to choose the one you want and wear it.â\n
âUh-huh. I understand.â\n
I touched the hologram and received the data from Tanabata-san. Then the titles of the presets were lined up.\n
As I scrolled down the list, hoping to find at least one decent one, I noticed several perverted costumes, including the âReverse Naked Apronâ.\n
âHey, Tanabata-san, whatâre these âclothes that no fool can seeâ?â\n
âItâs a costume made of transparent cloth that no one can see. âOh, you canât see it? Are you stupid? I made it just to ridicule them.â\n
âYouâll lose so much with that costume.â\n
I donât know if thatâs something I should do even if Iâm completely naked.\n
As I run, I go through the outfit list. There are so many stupid titles that Iâm starting to think that normal clothes are fine.\n
ââŠâŠ Now, which outfits wonât get me banned?â\n
I am aware that the purpose has been replaced, but it canât be helped. If I got banned to escape from Kuon-chan, that would be the end of the story.\n
âIâm sure there is a correct answer in this âŠâŠ!â\n
In a way, this was the most important choice in the history of Kanaeâs life, as it would cost me my life as a Vtuber.\n