Ch38 - Lemme poke it in

Xiao Xie has been waiting for him here?

“You have the nerve to wait for me?” He shouted at once, “Look at this mess you’ve created on my face! Apologize to me!”

He had only wiped his face with tissues and had done a half-ass job at that. Much of the buttercream from the smashed cake remained on his face. When he glared at the other man, he seemed amusing rather than ferocious.

Xie Zhuxing expected this reaction from him and replied: “Sure, I’ll apologize. Have you apologized to Taotao?”

“Why would I apologize to her? I never said a word to her.” Wang Chao answered indignantly.

Xie Zhuxing continued: “Who made such nasty remarks about a girl in front of everyone a few minutes ago?”

“When did I make any remarks in front of everyone? I only told them to you!” Wang Chao complained about the wrongful accusation.

Xie Zhuxing only said: “Then when I told you to keep your voice down, did you listen to me?”

Wang Chao huffed and puffed for a while. Then, he replied: “Why couldn’t your tone be nicer? Smashing a cake into my face in front of everyone – I’m the Captain, do I not have any sense of shame?”

Xie Zhuxing nearly lost his stern facade. He coughed once and said: “Sorry.”

Wang Chao didn’t want his apology. He only wanted to sleep with the other man. Yet, hearing that “I’m sorry” comforted him, and he tossed his car keys over with such a smug expression as he said: “I’m drunk and can’t drive. You can drive me home.”

He will trap the other man in his place first.

During the drive.

Fueled by the (still!) remaining anger, he continued to nag: “When you were biased toward Yan Jia Jia before and would fight with me because I made any remarks about her, I could let that slide. I did meet you later than she did, and you’ve slept with her before. I could tolerate the few times you’ve defended her side against me. But now, you’re defending this Taotao, how long have you two even known each other for?…”

He paused and recalled the cordial conversations between the two of them. His face soured in an instant as a suspicion popped up in his mind: “Xie Zhuxing! You haven’t actually slept with her, have you?”

Xie Zhuxing: “……Beside sleep, do you even bother to think about anything else?”

Wang Chao was furious: “You’re anxious! If you haven’t slept with her, why would you be? When did you secretly hook up with her?”

Xie Zhuxing couldn’t reason with him. He retorted: “We spend all day together. You even know how many times I go to the bathroom every day – do I have the time to sleep with my shimei?”

Wang Chao thought about it. Yeah, he was probably right, they haven’t hooked up with each other yet.

He was no longer mad, only a little worried.

He had already forgiven Xiao Xie for smashing that cake into his face.

He had been mad at Xiao Xie for secretly sleeping with his shimei from that girls’ group, but Xiao Xie had never done it.

Can he still sleep with Xiao Xie, then?

The majority of the ulcers in his mouth were caused by his suppressed desire to sleep with Xiao Xie. Yet, once he decided to sleep with Xiao Xie a moment ago, his body felt healthier and his footsteps became lighter, and even his mouth ceased to hurt as much.

He no longer had a solid excuse to sleep with Xiao Xie now. Yet, he is reluctant to accept his defeat.

With one hand on the steering wheel, Xie Zhuxing fished out a small item in his jacket pocket with his other hand: “Here you go.”

Wang Chao grabbed the item. Confused, he asked: “What is this?”

Xie Zhuxing answered: “Herbal powder that specifically treats oral ulcers.”

Wang Chao: “……Thanks.”

Nevermind.

He will give Zhou Niansen a call instead. Then he will tape a photo of Xiao Xie to cover that bastard’s face.

‘It would be great if Xiao Xie is gay,’ he thought. ‘Too bad that he is straight like me.’

Once they reached and parked inside Wangjing Xiyuan, Wang Chao unbuckled his seatbelt. He dismissed the other man absent-mindedly: “Don’t take a taxi home, just drive this car.”

Xie Zhuxing, however, unbuckled his seatbelt too. “I’ll be upstairs,” he said, “Need to use your bathroom.”

Once upstairs, he headed to the bathroom. When he finished, however, he had no intention to leave. “I will stay over for the night,” he said.

Wang Chao: “……No, just go home, I’ll be busy.”

Xie Zhuxing glanced at him sideways: “With what?”

Wang Chao deflected the question as his eyes scanned back and forth: “Why do you care? I just have something to do.”

He’s clingy by nature. The few times he was not clingy were when he screwed around.

Xie Zhuxing wanted to pin him to the ground and beat him up. Restraining his anger, he said: “I didn’t bring the key. Xiao Zhao is out of town and not in Beijing. I won’t be able to get in.”

Then he’s bound to sleep here tonight.

With a frown on his face, Wang Chao said: “Alright, then.”

Xie Zhuxing’s anger flared at the reluctance on the other man’s face.

Furious, he asked: “Who have you invited here?”

Wang Chao: “…No one.”

Whenever he told any lies, his eyes would flutter and glance in all sorts of directions. He had zero talent for lying.

Xie Zhuxing followed up:” Is it Bai Tu’s agent?”

Wang Chao’s eyes widened: “……What, what agent?”

Furious, Xie Zhuxing pierced through his lie: “Stop pretending, I already knew.”

Wang Chao: “……” How did he know!

Xie Zhuxing continued: “You asked him to come over today?”

Wang Chao’s face had embarrassment written all over it. Yet, he didn’t deny the accusation. He has not given Zhou Niansen a call yet since he wanted to wait until after Xiao Xie had left.

Xie Zhuxing suppressed his anger and asked: “Do you like him?”

Stunned, Wang Chao replied: “How would I like that bastard? Don’t make me laugh, I’m sick of him.”

Xie Zhuxing couldn’t understand. “Still, you continue to call him over?”

Wang Chao mumbled: “I just…have no one to sleep with. My elder brother won’t let me fool around with girls.”

Xie Zhuxing: “…” How blind is he that he’s attracted to this idiot.

Wang Chao asked: “How did you know?”

Xie Zhuxing snapped at him: “Why do you care!”

Wang Chao: “…Everything’s fine, what’s with your temper?”

Xie Zhuxing breathed in and said: “Anyway, I’ll have to stay over tonight. Do whatever you want. Once he gets here, I will watch you two have sex.”

Scratching his head, Wang Chao said: “You won’t be able to watch it. I haven’t even called him.”

Xie Zhuxing struggled mightily to restrain himself from the desire to beat him up. Disgusted, he said: “You’re still planning to hook up with leftover cake bits on your face?”

Wang Chao was unconvinced: “How dare you mention this? Who did this to me? Was it not you?”

He babbled angrily as he went to wash his face.

Xie Zhuxing was so angry that his head felt dizzy. He sat down on the couch and picked up a random magazine. He opened the magazine with so much force that he almost tore it in half.

When Wang Chao washed his face and wiped it dry in front of the mirror, a realization flashed across his mind, and his mind suddenly cleared.

Xiao Xie had long known that he’s had sex with a man. Yet, not only did he not shy away from him, but he’s slept on the same bed with him, kissed him on the lips, and even licked his tongue a few days ago.

…Holy fucking shit, does Xiao Xie want to sleep with him too?

He furtively tiptoed out of the bathroom. Xiao Xie is flipping through a magazine with evident displeasure on his face.

Wang Chao, however, automatically interpreted Xiao Xie’s current displeasure as sexual frustration. Speaking of which, Xiao Xie had broken up with his ex-girlfriend for a few months. He hasn’t found a new girlfriend nor has he hooked up with anyone. Wang Chao has never even seen him masturbate. Having needs as such is normal.

He sidled up to Xie Zhuxing, tentatively placed his hand on the latter’s shoulder, and squeezed.

Xie Zhuxing turned and stared at him coldly.

He was no longer certain. He hesitantly let go of the other’s shoulder. After struggling for a while, he said: “Let me tell you a joke.”

Xie Zhuxing said: “Snowman? No.”

Wang Chao hurriedly clarified: “Not Snowman. This is a new one.”

Xie Zhuxing then closed the magazine.

Wang Chao began: “You know that our country has a massive population and a vast territory with over thirty provincial-level administrations, right?”

Xie Zhuxing: “…Yeah.” A geography joke?

Wang Chao continued: “So we have lots of dialects too. For example, your Henan dialect. I will do an impression of it.”

Xie Zhuxing thought to himself: Oh, a dialect joke.

Wang Chao’s brows danced as he imitated a lame Henan accent: “No! No! Ah! What are you doing leh! Grandson of a turtle!”

Xie Zhuxing: “…” Fuck, he’s going to moan in dialects.

Wang Chao laughed for a while. Seeing the indifference on Xie Zhuxing’s face, he then said: “That’s not funny? I will do a Szechuan one. Harder, Big Bro! C’mon! Faster!”

He then did a Guangdong dialect, followed by a Wuhan dialect. He himself couldn’t stifle his own laughter after the impressions and almost choked on his own joke.

Xie Zhuxing: “…” This joke is even worse than freakin’ Snowman.

Wang Chao cradled his abdomen and sat up straight. Then, he released his ultimate skill: “Lastly, I will do our Dongbei dialect for you. Aiya! Gimme more! What’s wrong! Did you not eat tonight? Faster! Poke it in more!”

Xie Zhuxing finally bursted into laughter.

Proud of his own performance, Wang Chao laughed too.

Once the laughter died out, however, a sudden silence settled among them.

Xie Zhuxing didn’t laugh because the dialects were funny. He laughed because he was determined to sleep with this idiot today, but before he even made a move, this idiot already moaned by himself.

Wang Chao had laughed enough and began to consider the “serious business”: does Xiao Xie want to sleep with him or not?

He called out: “Xiao Xie.”

Xie Zhuxing answered: “What.”

Wang Chao: “You know.”

Xie Zhuxing: “What?”

Wang Chao gulped and gathered his confidence. He asked: “Can you…lemme poke it in?”

Xie Zhuxing: “…”

He couldn’t hold it in and laughed again.

He has a real chance! Wang Chao rushed over and wrapped the other man in his embrace, and confirmed giddily: “Can I really?”

Xie Zhuxing is after all quite reserved. When it comes to sex, even his ears had flushed from shyness.

Wang Chao was so excited that he instantly jumped and tugged at him: “Go, go, go! Faster! Go on the bed!”

Once they entered the bedroom, he looped his arms around Xie Zhuxing and gave the latter a few haphazard kisses before he excitedly stripped his own clothes off. After his own, he began to peel Xie Zhuxing’s clothes, and coax the latter while doing so: “Don’t be afraid, Xiao Xie. It’ll certainly be a bit painful the first time; just endure it, afterward, you will feel amazing.”

Xie Zhuxing didn’t move nor speak. He just stood there and let the other man take his clothes off.

Finally, he could sleep with Xiao Xie. Wang Chao grinned – if he was a flower, he could bloom in an instant – but he didn’t dare to laugh out loud in front of Xiao Xie. Thus, he quietly peeled Xie Zhuxing’s underwear off, his eagerness shone through the brightness in his eyes. Then, he froze for a moment and looked up at the other man’s face.

His face is so small. Why is his member so big?!

…Oh well, that’s not important.

He pushed Xie Zhuxing onto the bed. Then, he impatiently pinned the other man down and kissed his neck and face several times, wanting to head straight to the point afterward.

Xie Zhuxing was speechless. He had considered that his technique may be terrible, but he had never thought that he wouldn’t even do any foreplay. It seems that he was able to spend many years as a stud playboy solely due to Prada.

Wang Chao was giddy to get into the business. From the beginning to the end, he never thought about putting on a condom. Anyway, he thought, this was Xiao Xie. Xiao Xie was very clean.

Xie Zhuxing raised his hand and placed it on the other man’s shoulder. He thought Xie Zhuxing wanted to kiss him and said hurriedly: “No, my mouth hurts.”

Yet, Xie Zhuxing abruptly pushed him aside. He was stunned, but before he could react, Xie Zhuxing had already turned over and pinned him from behind.

He instinctively realized something was wrong, but it was too late.

Who said, “It’ll certainly be a bit painful the first time; just endure it, afterward, you will feel amazing”? That’s all a fucking lie! Endure it your ass! You can’t help if you are human!

Initially, he screamed and cried: “Don’t move, don’t move…I’ll die, I’ll die…”

Once he realized crying was useless, he began to curse: “Xie Zhuxing…Fuck you and all your ancestors!”

Then, even cursing was no use. He was tired then, and began to mumble instead: “You fucker…when is this going to end…”

In the end, his voice became hoarse, and he could no longer mumble either. So he laid there and whimpered, crying as Xie Zhuxing thrusted into him, sending his whole body into shivers.

Not only was he hurt, but he was sad too. Sad that Xiao Xie actually lied to him.

They agreed that he’d be the one on top, why did Xiao Xie end up poking it in instead?

He won’t ever be intimate with Xiao Xie anymore, this grandson of a turtle!

Finally, it was over.

Xie Zhuxing was satisfied. He sat beside and observed the other man for a while, and couldn’t help but let out a smile. This little idiot will be his from now on.

The little idiot cried so much that his eyes were swollen, yet he continued to sob. You don’t say, it was actually quite cute.

He gently stroked the little idiot’s back, and asked: “Is it a little better?”

Wang Chao was fuming. His limbs were sore and his waist and buttocks were in pain. He understood that he wouldn’t be able to beat Xie Zhuxing, thus he only laid there and rolled his eyes up toward Xie Zhuxing, and cursed at the latter in his hoarse voice: “Fuck off!”

Xie Zhuxing wasn’t irritated, and said: “Does it still hurt? You didn’t feel amazing?”

He’s using his own words to embarrass him! Wang Chao became even angrier and spat out curse after curse that couldn’t get any dirtier.

Xie Zhuxing couldn’t tolerate it anymore and gently slapped his butt.

Wang Chao couldn’t even begin to describe how uncomfortable the slap felt: his butt was burning with pain, but it was sore and numb at the same time. Suddenly, a sense of moral courage drove him to think: Fuck it, I’d rather be killed than humiliated.

He struggled to prop himself upon the pillow. Halfway through his valiant effort, he ran out of strength. He settled on leaning on the head of the bed – in a ridiculous posture – and reached for his phone to make a call.

Xie Zhuxing thought, is he going to complain to his brother?

Yet, a few seconds later, Wang Chao yelled at his phone: “Zhou Niansen! Come here now! Let daddy poke it in you!”