âSan WangYe, donât embarrass the old housekeeper⊠The person who burned the kitchen may seem as far as the end of the earth, but that person may actually be right in front of your eyesâŠâ
ââŠâŠâ Itâs her again? Why canât this woman have even a short moment of quiet?
Long YuTianâs long black flowy sleeves were brandished as he let out a loud roar towards the door, âGUARDSââ
Qian DuoDuo instantly thought that it was bad and promptly cut him off, âDonât call the guards!!! WangYe, listens to my explanation⊠That⊠I didnât burn your kitchen on purpose, I was thinking that you must be tired after such arduous hard work last night⊠I wanted to stew a tortoise or something for you⊠To reinforce your kidney and strengthen your body⊠Unexpectedly, I wasnât careful and took the oil as water⊠pouring it to the groundâŠâ
While Qian DuoDuo spoke, she also brandished her long sleeves like she was performing in an opera, vividly demonstrating Long YuTianâs arduous man-and-woman-play.
âPffft!!!â Some people snorted.
Bastard! Really a tactless man! Donât you see that this great auntâs butt is about to bloom [1]?
Once Long YuTian heard her, he thought that this woman always talked about his private matter. Now, she even said in front of so many people that she wanted to help him reinforce his kidney and strengthen his body. Wasnât it a roundabout way of saying he wasnât capable enough?
Long YuTian burned with fury. He glared ruthlessly at this woman, a woman who had repeatedly humiliated him, and let out a bone-chilling roar, âGUARDS! Take this woman andââ
âIâve already said donât! Youâre a high-above WangYe, how can you be so stingy? Isnât it only a kitchen? Compensating you will doâŠâ Finished speaking, Qian DuoDuo casually rummaged through her long skirt and threw the little pouch Xiao Ruo had just embroidered for her on the table.
Long YinTian was curious. What kind of rare treasure does this woman have? Such a confident tone.
There are a lot of rare and delicious foods inside San WangYeâs kitchen. Even the imperial kitchen in the palace couldnât be on par with it.
He stood up and walked to Qian DuoDuoâs side, raising his hand to pick up the pouch and pour all of the things inside of it out. The next second, he was completely dumbfoundedâŠ
What are theseâŠ? Broken jade pendant⊠Pieces of broken silver⊠and thereâs still an old-fashioned silver hairpinâŠ
âQian DuoDuo, this is your compensation?â Long YinTianâs mouth was wide open like he was ready to swallow an eggâŠ
âNot enough?â A certain woman asked. And then, seeing that everyone in the hall was watching the things on the table torn between crying and laughing, she felt unusually discouraged, âThese are all of my belongings⊠If these arenât enough, then Iâll just press my luck and let you hit me twenty times! Every hit is worth one thousand tael[2], good enough right?â
One thousand tael = one thousand dollars⊠the conversion should be like this, right?
Suddenly, just like there was an explosion, everyoneâs heads were dizzy from the blowâŠ
Is Qian DuoDuoâs butt made of gold?
âKe ke(cough)âŠâ Long MuChen couldnât help but cough after he heard San WangYeâs clenched fists making creaking sounds and saw his complexion turn ashen.
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Although all of them were aristocrats and members of the Imperial family, they had never bickered like this with a woman. However, this kind of extremely infuriating woman like Qian DuoDuo was the first they have ever met.
LaoSan got really angry while Qian DuoDuo once again showed a confused expression. Thus, he had to really become the mediator.
âItâs late already, Ben⊠Ben GongZi will leave first. You guys donât have to send me.â Long MuChen, neither too quickly nor too slowly, stood up. The corners of his lips somewhat rose as his wide, beautiful eyes swept a quick glance at Qian DuoDuo. He smiled without saying anything and strode towards the gate.
Even though he said there was no need to see him off, Long YuTian and his Si Di still respectfully sent him out of San wangfu. Only after they watched him get onto the fragrant white jade carriage did the two brothers finally separate, each going their respective way.
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* [1] Blooming butt (ć±èĄćŒè±/pĂŹgukÄihuÄ): (This is not an idiom, let me repeat, this is not an idiom) Itâs Qian DuoDuoâs way to say her butt is about to get beaten. Her butt would be red (from swelling or bleeding) like a blooming flower from being beaten.
* [2] Tael (䞀/liÇng): ancient Chinese weight and currency, one tael is around 40 grams of silver (ancient times).