Long YuTian squinted, fixing his gaze on the woman who was currently acting flirtatiously in front of him. A melody he had never heard before was echoing in his ears. It sounded strange yet very pleasant to hear.
Unconsciously, a naughty, stubborn face appeared in his mind.
He humphed coldly. A charming, evildoer-like ray appeared in those dark green eyes of his:
âYanRanâŚâŚ BenWang will let you see a play, all right?â
Finished speaking, a jade pendant actually appeared out of thin air in his hand. And then, that jade pendant seemed to be filled with tremendous strength and âsou (whoosh)âŚâŚ!â, flew towards the roof!
It was followed byâ-
âPilipala (crackle)âŚâŚâ The roof was broken into pieces.
âAiyou (ouch) wei (hey)âŚâŚâ And then, a womanâs complaining voice appeared. The voice was very beautiful, but it was also very rude: âBastard! Were all of these ancient buildings built on bean-curd residue[1] ah!? Almost caused this old mother to fall to her death!â
Qian DuoDuo massaged her aching butt, grumbling and grimacing in pain. She was on the roof counting the stars. How could she suddenly fall down?
Fortunately, this building isnât too high, otherwise it would really be âQian meimei fell from the heaven[2]âŚâŚâ!
Qian DuoDuo rolled her eyes and got up from the ground. Suddenly, those clear eyes of hers brightened as if she had seen some kind of rare treasure. Once again, she crouched on the ground, rummaging through the pieces of broken roof tiles.
A suet jade pendant lay peacefully among the tiles, releasing soft light as if it was seducing her.
Qian DuoDuo picked it up and rubbed it against her skirt, regretfully shaking her head.
âZe ze (tsk tsk)âŚâŚ Really a fine jade⌠However, itâs broken. Otherwise, it could definitely be sold for a good price.â She was saying these words, but she still behaved very money-grubber-like, putting the jade pendant, which had been broken into two, into her purse.
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She didnât know when Long YuTian walked in front of her. He effortlessly picked up the clothes at his side and draped it over his shoulders. A pair of deep, eagle-like eyes, seeming like a sword, sharply watched Qian DuoDuo.
From the moment she fell, her mind had been placed on her butt and then at that broken-into-two jade pendant. She completely didnât put him in her eyes. No matter what, he, San WangYe, was a legendary beautiful man of Sheng Chen country! When had he ever been ignored by a woman like this? The annoying thing was, this woman was his own abandoned fei! A fei he loathed!
Donât tell me!
This is âletting the enemy off to catch him later'[3] play again?
Long YuTianâs eyes were narrowed. A dark green ray flashed in those eyes.
âDidnât expect that BenWangâs WangFei actually has this kind of interest, hiding in the corner, peeping at BenWang⌠Could it be⌠BenWangâs WangFei is very concerned about BenWang? Or⌠cannot wait? Wanting to be with BenWang andâŚâŚâ
Long YuTianâs charming cold face was leaning towards her earlobe. His wicked breath was softly released onto the side of her face. His words seemed to have a deeper meaning. He paused for a moment, as his slender hand climbed onto her shoulder. This kind of devilish, charming appearance looked extremely like her âLong YuTianâ.
This kind of completely evil notion made her unconsciously shiver for a moment. Qian DuoDuo felt that she had stooped too low. Therefore, she shook his evil clutch off in a bad mood before throwing a glance at him.
âI peeped your sister ah! You said Iâm concerned about you? That enchanting, lovely girl behind you will definitely be glad to take that responsibility! I also heard that she is very popularâŚâŚâ Qian DuoDuo leaned against the wall, clicking her tongue in wonder: âFlirty, charming, famous courtesan PK[4] beastly WangYeâŚâŚ You guys are indeed a match made in heaven ah~!â
How could Long YuTian not hear that every sentence coming from this womanâs mouth was her beating around the bush to scold him? That a majestic WangYe could only be a match with BaiHuaLouâs courtesan!
But this womanâs mouth was too poisonous, too ruthless! Donât mention an unmarried guniang, even him, such a big man, could not necessarily say that kind of extremely imaginative words.
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* [1]Built on bean-curd residue (čąč 渣塼ç¨/ dòuâfuâ zhÄâ gĹngâ chĂŠng): (building with) bad construction.
* [2]Qian meimei fell from the heaven (夊ä¸ćä¸äşéąĺŚšĺŚšäş/ tiÄnshĂ ng diĂ oxiĂ le qiĂĄn mèimeile). Itâs a pun (Iâm not sure how to call it, pun? Words play?), the real sentence is actually (夊ä¸ćä¸ä¸Şć匚匚/ tiÄnshĂ ng diĂ oxiĂ gè lĂn mèimei) which came from Dream of the Red Chamber. One of the characterâs name was Lin DaiYu who was the younger cousin of the male lead, hence the âLin meimeiâ. Qian DuoDuo changed it to her own surname⌠Qian meimei.
* [3]Letting the enemy off to catch him later (揲ćć çşľ/yĂšqĂngĂšzòng): playing cat and mouse/ losing in order to have a bigger win/ playing hard to get. (Chap.8)
* [4]PK: means duel one on one, or in this case, you can read âpkâ as âvsâ. I wrote PK as it is like in the raw novel on purpose. Although it might be an inconvenience to the readers, I want to portray Long YuTianâs confusion over Qian DuoDuoâs modern language. So, Iâm sorry girlsâŚ