ăBwrwrwrâŠâŠ Muu, bwrbwr . ă
Celia shakes her head, flinging the water droplets trickling down her bangs away .
However, the endlessly falling raindrops quickly soak the cute Celia from head to toe .
A downpour started immediately after the cannon battle the other day, equally drenching the enemy and ally alike .
It wasnât heavy enough to be considered a storm . And it didnât seem like it would continue forever .
Still, the intermittent wet weather that already lasted for three days thoroughly showered the bodies of every soldier and left puddles on the ground .
ăWhy donât you put on your hood?ă
ăI canât worsen my field of view in front of the enemy . It would be bad if we got ambushed!ă
Celia retorts as she shakes her head again .
ăHow cute, but if you catch a cold, your tumtum wonât be feeling so good . ă
ăWah, donât say something so weird!ă
I shift my attention from Celia, who turns her back to me with a soft âhmpâ, to Myla .
Myla hastily removes the hood she was wearing . Why? Having it on is a smart thing to do .
Myla wipes the raindrops running along her face with her left hand .
That gesture coupled with her wet hair made her look extra gorgeous, contrasting the cute Celia, although I donât favor one over the other .
Somehow, my sexual cravings are being stirred .
I shift my gaze again, this time to Pipi .
ăThis rain, Iâm sick of it . ă
Pipi is sitting beside Pochi, rubbing a brush against its scales dully .
Pochi growls in content and spreads its wings to shield Pipi from getting wet .
Such a touching scene disperses the rising lust within me .
ăPochi stinks more from the rain . âŠâŠah, thereâs mold on its scales . ă
ăIn any case, you canât avoid getting wet . Just hold your positionsââă
I say as I shift my gaze to Tristan .
ăI agree with that notion . ă
Tristan isnât wearing a hood . No, he doesnât need to .
Heâs sitting on a wooden bench with an opened cloth umbrella positioned over his head and squeezed under his armpit, all while drinking tea and reading a book .
ăIf enough guards have been stationed, the others can rest in a better environââ ow! Why am I being kicked!?ă
I switch over to Leopolt when I see Celia punish Tristan .
I happen to catch a glimpse of a ball of muscles bathing in the rain naked, but itâs probably my imagination .
That guy is also staring straight ahead without a hood on .
He isnât shaking like Celia and he isnât wiping his face like Myla either .
The way he looks with the rain dripping along his short hair and down his face like he doesnât care isââââ
ăMore than cold-hearted, itâs creepyâŠâŠalmost to the point of being idiotic . ă
When Leopolt heard me speak, only his eyeballs rolled in my direction .
His gaze was not directed at Trisnia, where the enemy was, or our allies being hit by the rain .
It was directed at an open spot in the airâŠâŠ I assume itâs because he was gauging the severity of the rain .
ăItâs still going . ă
ăSince the rain started, it has stopped five times in the span of ten hours and has continued for a total of 60 hours . ă
I donât know that much detail .
ăFor this seasonâŠâŠ isnât it rare?ă
ăYes . The river coast region, including Trisnia, gets a certain amount of precipitation during the summer season . Depending on the year, there might be enough to cause a natural disaster such as a flood, howeverâŠâŠă
ăIt doesnât look like this is too much rain . ă
The current rainfall is not exactly a torrential downpour .
With that said, it must be raining harder near the water source around the mountain range, as the level of water in the river is gradually increasingâŠâŠ
ăWhat hurts is that we canât use cannons . ă
The one area we have the enemy crushed in is the firepower of our cannons .
The gunpowder required to fire those cannons has become moist from the rain and water entering the barrels of the cannons makes it extremely dangerous for us to use .
If we have to fight with ballistae, catapults and close combat, weâll inevitably be at a disadvantage .
ăThereâs also the problem of the walls . Itâs the reason for such a heated debate in the war council . ă
Erichâs staff officers pulled out a map of the city and are still arguing over what to do .
I canât blame them for getting flustered, since the supposedly weak Trisnia walls repelled a battering ram .
Considering the six month period the city was occupied, itâs unthinkable for the entire wall to be rebuilt .
The shape is exactly the same, so it must be impossible .
ăDid they use magic?ă
I donât know any powerful magic that could be so convenient .
The walls are sturdy and the harbor is sealed tightly .
Currently, our only way through is the dwarven cannon, and even that is rendered unavailable due to the rain .
ăWe have no other option except to revise our plan under the assumption that the walls are fortified . ă
I canât help smiling after the very typical Leopolt answer .
It doesnât matter if the enemy rapidly renovated their walls or whether they fortified the walls with an unknown magic or whether some kind of hidden power was unleashed . If the premise changes, then weâll just have to amend the condition and rethink our strategy . We can mull over the âwhyâ and âhowâ after the fact .
Then he points to our bored ally fleet, going back and forth .
ăThe water in the river is rising . Let us draw in our fleet to a safe stream . ă
His suggestion was simply an evacuation plan for our fleet, unrelated to any kind of bold measure .
ăPut your back into itââ!ă
ăDo it perpendicular to the current! How can you expect to pull it when itâs diagonal!?ă
Ship after ship gets dragged from the large North Teries river to a smaller, nameless river .
Itâs difficult for a combat vessel to enter a small stream on its own, so soldiers tug on ropes hanging from the deck to transport the ships from one coast to another at a turtleâs pace .
ăKeep your oars shallow but quick . If you thrust it all the way to the bottom, theyâll break!ă
ăDrop off any food or water . If the shipâs too heavy, the bilge will scrape against the ground!ă
While the riverâs size is small, it is at the terminating point of the North Teries and it has extra water from the rain, so the width is at least several meters .
To begin with, this wouldnât work if not for the increased water level .
ăHeyâŠâŠ why go through all this trouble? Wouldnât it better to let them wait in some cove for the water to rise? The enemy shouldnât have a capable fleet anymore . ă
ăHow would I know? Iâm only doing it because I was told . ă
ăEeehâŠâŠ well, are the ships going to be completely on standby until the rain stops? Is the rain that bad? I mean, the capital gets this kind of drizzle here and there . ă
ăBesides, itâs normal to get more rain next to a river . Even a river as small as this one has a levee . I donât think we need to be afraid of a light shower . ă
Soldiers carry out their orders without an ounce of satisfaction towards the reasoning behind them .
Moreover, the enemy yells provocatively at us .
ăHeey! Do Goldonian sailors take breaks when itâs raining?ă
ăSo we can still play in the water a little longer?ă
Although our soldiers ignore the scornful remarks and continue their work, it doesnât help their morale .
By the way, Ivanna, the fleet commander, locked herself in the commanderâs quarters after protesting fiercely and hasnât shown her face since .
Sekrit similarly complained and let out a âhmmâ before also locking herself in a room .
I feel like the reason she hasnât shown herself is not anger .
ăIs the demon Hardlett afraid of the water!? Makes sense, since he doesnât look like he can swim, hahahahaha!ă
ăâŠâŠhey, is there any meaning to this evacuation?ă
Iâm not asking because of their jeers, Iâm actually curious about this move .
Iâm definitely not getting affected by the enemyâs taunts .
ăCoward, only your appearance is imposing, huh? When the demon gets wet, his crotch shrivels up?ă
I reflexively pick up a rock at my foot and throw it into the city .
The rock arcs into the gray sky and disappearsâŠâŠ
The head of one enemy soldier who poked his head above the wall to shout at us splits apart and falls down .
At the same time, the enemy and our allies start sporadically exchanging a few volleys of arrows .
ăI could care less about the enemyâs abuse . More importantly, why are we evacuating?ă
I bypass the silently staring Myla and question Leopolt .
He replies plainly with eyes Iâm not sure are open or closed .
ăThereâs no meaning to it . I donât think the North Teries is in any danger of overflowing from this extent of rain . On the contrary, the risk is higher in a smaller and narrower river . Itâs an improbable choice especially when the enemy doesnât have any ships to threaten us with . ă
ăWaah! I-itâs all messed up!ă
Out of frustration, I grabbed Celia and ruffled her hair .
Because her hair was wet, it became more of a mess than usual .
ăIf we withdraw the fleet, the enemy will surely believe itâs safe to call the army from the recently reinforced west coast . It will be difficult for transport vessels to cross an overflowing river, however, having tens of thousands of elite troops in Trisnia will make it extremely difficult to conquer . ă
ăAaaahâŠâŠ itâs not going back to normal . ă
I set Celia aside after her hair resembles some mythical monster and pressure Leopolt .
ăSo our actions are for the preservation of the fleet, an absolutely stupid plan . ă
First and foremost, Iâll steal away that girl named Nina .
Just then, a report came from an ally monitoring the river .
ăEnemy transport sighted on the west coast! They appear to be forcefully heading for Trisnia!ă
Saved in the nick of time .
ăOne ship capsizedâŠâŠ one ship gave up and turned downstreamâŠâŠthree ships entered the Trisnia port! Another five ships are followingââ!ă
Ally soldiers by the shore already attempt firing cannons, but the shots donât reach .
In the meantime, the gunpowder gets wet and a strange sound comes from the cannon before releasing fine dust and becoming inoperable .
Our fleet was being pulled into the small river with ropes, so we naturally couldnât pursue the enemy .
ăThe enemy has the upper hand in everything . ă
Leopolt nods and drops his gaze from the enemies and allies to some old-looking documents .
ăWhatâs the meaning of this!?ă
The unsatisfied Myla and exploding Celia pounces toward Leopolt for answers one second later .
I hold back the two girls and mess up Mylaâs hair while Iâm at it, then sit beside Leopolt .
ăSo, when will we have the advantage?ă
Fumu, thatâs surprisingly close .
ăThe enemyâs contempt and a little bit of luck . ă
Then I wonât do anything unnecessary .
ăIf all goes well, can we settle it tomorrow?ă
Leopolt doesnât say anything .
ăFine, Iâll leave the rest to you . Iâm going to spend time with a woman . ă
After saying that, I stand up .
As I walk past Celia, who is desperately trying to fix her hair, and Myla, I see Leopoltâs stack of papers on his desk .
âOld Map of Trisnia and its Surrounding Regionâ, âăă-year Heavy Floodâ, âTrisnia Kingdomâs River Networkâ, âHow to Manipulate Idiot Lordsâ
ăHehâŠâŠ looks like you have the general idea figured out . But this is going to end up ruining the cityâŠâŠ well, I guess itâs better than everything being engulfed by a sea of flames . ă
Tristan sighs after flipping quickly through one of the resource materials .
ăAhn? How am I supposed to know what Leopolt wants to do?ă
Tristanâs eyes widen and he grumbles .
ăâŠâŠthen why did you leave it to him? If you donât know his true intent, then isnât what Leopolt-san doing basically betrayal?ă
ăI know that weâre going to fight it out tomorrow at noon . Besides that, I donât really need to understand every single process . ă
I would only get upset if that sour face explained each and every detail to me .
I want to sleep with a woman already, so Iâm leaving .
ăâŠâŠwhat an interesting relationship . ă
I brush off Tristanâs fascinated comment and get into a 'specialâ wagon in the Transportation Corpsââalso known as the prostitute wagon .
ăAlright, nextââ if you have a distributed ticket, you get one shot, if youâre paying out of your own pocket, consecutive rounds is OKââ wait, Hardlett-sama!?ă
ăIâm shockedâŠâŠ this is a place for soldiers to relieve themselves, hold onâŠâŠ I mean, Iâll gladlyâŠâŠ eh, youâre giving me that much!?ă
ăIf you give me this much, then Iâll entertain any fetishâŠâŠ wooah! Itâs huge! Youâre kidding me!!ă
ăIâm definitely going to break and not be able to continue doing businessâŠâŠ y-youâre going to make me your mistressâŠâŠ r-really? Youâll also shoulder all of my debtâŠâŠ? And youâll look after the childâŠâŠ?ă
ăâŠâŠgo ahead then . Do it in one thrustââ higyuuuh!!ă
I look forward to what Leopolt will show me tomorrow while swinging my hips and gently stroking the head of the unconscious woman .