Chapter 808: Beautiful Girl and Pretty Boy
The group of Xuan Beasts instantly exploded in chaos! Roars and screeches rang out everywhere, and Jun Mo Xie was stunned so badly that his mouth and eyes turned askew. He took a step back and directly fell down on his butt. This Big Bear was simply too direct. What kind of descriptive terms were those? Where did he learn them from? This bear that weighed at least 700
actually looked small and dainty, charming and cute in Big Bearās eyesā¦
This was only their first meeting, but this fellow already proposed marriage to her! And he actually did it so domineeringly!
Marry me, and be my wife! Give birth to some bear cubs for me!
There was such a way to propose marriage?
If a human suddenly walked up to a lady that he liked and said, āMarry me, and be my wife! Give birth to some little babies for me!ā¦ā Wouldnāt he just get beaten half to death and called crazy?
But Long Crane and the rest simply stood to the side, not interfering. It seemed that they didnāt find anything wrong with this scene at all.
āHow is it? Are you willing?ā Big Bear asked nervously.
āIā¦ Iā¦ Iā¦ I donāt knowā¦ā Little Dance looked around jumpily, as if she were begging for help. She stepped backwards nervously, nearly falling over because of her clumsy bodyā¦
āYou donāt know? That means that itās not a rejection? Not rejecting means that you accept! Accepting means youāre agreeing to be my wife! Come, wifey, letās go home together while itās still early and make some little bearsā¦ā Big Bear smiled excitedly and held out his fluffy paws, wanting to pull her away.
Hearing this, Little Danceās eyes reddened and she looked like she was about to cry. Her eyes darted continuously toward an older Black Gold Bear not far away.
Big Bear naturally also sensed her gaze. Stretching out his hand, he pointed. āYou! Come out here! Are you the leader of the Black God Bears tribe?ā
The old bear walked out with its face wreathed in smiles. āLord Bear King, I am indeed the leader of the Black Gold Bears, Big Preciousā¦ Iām also Little Danceās fatherā¦ā
āOh, so itās father in law!ā Big Bear waved his paw and said. āIām sure you have no opinions about the relationship of me and her right? It should be an honorable marriage right?ā Big Bear had learnt the three words father in law through following Jun Mo Xie around in recent periods. Apparently, the father of oneās wife was called a father in law.
In front of Little Danceās father, he naturally wanted to show off his knowledge. Those words like āsmall and daintyā, ācharming and cuteā were simply to obtain the favor of the beautiful bear. But the words āfather in lawā was to show how knowledgeable he was, and how different he was from the other uncouth bears.
āYes, yesā¦ I have no opinionsā¦ no opinions. Itās a great honor! Itās truly very glorious, too gloriousā¦ā The Black Gold Bear tribeās leader Big Precious continuously nodded his head and said. He didnāt really understand what the words father in law meant, but guessed that it must be some kind of noble greeting. Clasping his paws humbly, he said, āIām not worthy of Lord Bear King addressing me as āfather in lawā, you.. you are my father in lawā¦ā
You are my father in lawā¦
Jun Mo Xie nearly spat out a mouthful of blood and died on the spotā¦
He sat on the ground with a dazed expression. Originally, heād already been stunned rather thoroughly, but the addition of that one sentence had completely caused him to lose all sensations in his bodyā¦
What the hell was all this?!
āEhā¦ that wonāt do! I canāt be your father in law! You old thing actually wants to take advantage of meā¦ā Big Bear was about to get angry, but he controlled himself and shook his head: āForget it, who asked you to be my father in lawā¦ quickly go back and prepare the dowry, Iām marrying your daughter, so you should go and start preparing? We canāt marry her off poorly. After all, sheās going to be the queen of the bear tribe in the future, becoming a motherly model and leader of all the bearsā¦ Alright, just send ten thousand
each of your Pinecone Wine and Honeyed Biscuits over later onā¦ thereās no problem right?!ā
Big Bear said with a loud voice.
āYes yesā¦ itāll be done as you instructedā¦ā Big Precious nodded repeatedly.
Just like that, under the astonished gaze of Jun Mo Xie, the marriage engagement wasā¦ completedā¦
Jun Mo Xie nearly choked on his own spit as he watched this scene. This was possible as well? Motherly model and leader of all the bears?! My god!
There was actually such a method of proposing marriageā¦
This was only the first time they had ever met, and he forcefully demanded to marry her. Then, he even demanded for his father in law to pay for the dowryā¦ Not only that, heād even asked for a huge amount!
His tone wasnāt even polite in the slightest, directly calling his future father in law āold thingāā¦ was there anyone who spoke to their future father in law like that?
The most surprising thing was thatā¦ it had actually succeeded!
The brideās side forked out a huge dowry and prepared for the entire wedding!
This son-in-law was like a common bandit forcing a marriage!
No! Even a common bandit would more or less know to speak some honeyed words, or at least make some promises. This fellow was not even comparable to a common bandit! What was going on?
This world was simply too crazy. No, the world of Xuan Beasts was too crazy. What was this?!
āCongratulations, Bear King! Good wishes, Bear King!ā A series of loud roars rang out as all the Xuan Beasts joined their voices in congratulations. They were actually extremely used to these kinds of scenes and did not feel like anything was out of the ordinaryā¦
Big Bear grinned widely and strutted forward proudly as he held Little Danceās large paw. Walking towards the crowd, he clasped his paws and returned the courtesies. āMany thanks, brothers! From today onwards, this old bear also has a wife!ā
Little Dance followed behind him, her head lowered shyly. Behind her, her short stubby tail wagged lightly. Based on her expression, she did not seem any bit like someone who had been forced into a marriage. Instead, she looked radiant with happiness.
Earth Cracker narrowed his eyes and roared lightly with admiration. At the same time, his eyes darted across the crowd as if he was searching for somethingā¦ A moment later, he sighed and came over to Jun Mo Xie, shaking his head. āSighs, brother-in-law, look at thisā¦ that bear really has some great luckā¦ that new bride of his is really good lookingā¦ What a pity, why canāt a beauty like that be born in my tiger tribe?ā His tone was obviously laced with envyā¦
Jun Mo Xie was taken aback once again. Narrowing his eyes, he looked at Earth Cracker with some disbelief. āLucky? Really good looking? A beauty?ā¦ Earth Cracker, youāre not running a fever, right? What the hell are you talking about?ā
āTskā¦ brother-in-law, youāre reallyā¦ Look at those glossy black fur on that bear chick, see how it glistensā¦ the golden fur ring patterns on her fur, itās so beautifulā¦ And look at that figure, itās so healthy! Thereās her features also, that nose is so pointyā¦ keke, and those eyes, those are the eyes of a true bear ah, her snout is also really wideā¦ keke, and those ears on her head are so straight and round. And look at her hips; thatās definitely the finest of the finest ah, there wouldnāt be any problems giving birth to a bunch of little bearsā¦ the only thing thatās slightly imperfect is that her tail is a little bit shortā¦
āStill, itās not bad already, the main thing is that perfect rear endā¦ Iāve long heard that the Black Gold Bear tribe produced the number one beauty of Tian Fa, and now that Iāve seen it myself, itās indeed true. Thereās a phrase that Iām not sure how it goesā¦ oh, right, itās āknowing a person by repute is not as good as seeing him in the flesh, and the actual person far surpasses the reputationāā¦ just looking at this makes me envious. How did Big Bear get so lucky? Truly, silly people have their own silly fortuneā¦ā Drool rolled down the side of Earth Crackerās mouth as he commented. From the way he said it, if Big Bear hadnāt acted so fast, he would have moved to fight over the beauty himselfā¦
Jun Mo Xie was stupefied for a long time, and his lips twitched heavily. āEarth Cracker, you rascal, are you sure that youāre speaking from the heart? The number one beauty of Tian Fa? She is Tian Faās number one beauty?!ā
āBrother-in-law, what are you talking about? Is it surprising that sheās Tian Faās number one beauty? Unless you think that eldest sister is a beauty? She doesnāt have any figure, and her butt is practically flat. How will she bear any children? When the time comes for your child to come out, youāll know how difficult it is!ā
Earth Cracker looked at Young Master Jun in a manner as if he were looking at an idiot. Shaking his head, he advised sincerely. āBrother-in-lawā¦ cough cough, although all of us are very impressed with eldest sister, and her strength is truly extraordinary, and everyone respects her from the heartā¦ her looks are truly a little too lacking! Although Snake Kingās figure is also not very good, sheās still a snake. No matter how she changes her form, she canāt escape from that skinny appearance. But with eldest sisterās high cultivation, why canāt she make herself better looking? Brother-in-law, I have to say, your aesthetic standards are truly a littleā¦ uniqueā¦
āBrother-in-law ahā¦ itās not that this brother wants to talk against you, but marrying my eldest sister is really quite a waste for a man like youā¦ā Earth Cracker shook his head and snorted in an exasperated manner. From the way Jun Mo Xie heard it, his words even had a tone that sounded like āthis slow moving product that had been stored for many years was finally takenāā¦
Huh? A girl like Mei Xue Yan actually isnāt considered beautiful? That peerless beauty and unparalleled distinguished air of elegance and coquetryā¦ is not considered beautiful in Tian Fa Forest? From what Earth Cracker was trying to say, she is even a āleftover girlāā¦
Marrying my eldest sister is really quite a waste for a man like youā¦
Do you all know that if your eldest sister went out as she is to look for a husband, all the men in the Xuan Xuan Continent would immediately flood into Tian Fa Forest, flattening it!?
Hold onā¦ if even a beauty like Mei Xue Yan is an ugly woman in your eyes, even to the extent of implying that I was blindā¦ doesnāt that mean that Iām ugly to the point of being unwanted as well?
Jun Mo Xieās tongue was completely tied for a moment. He had been stabbed by this soft blade so badly that his world was spinning, and his hands and face were pale. Knocking his head against the table, he was nearly on the verge of tearsā¦
Heavens, just kill meā¦ I donāt want to live anymore! I donāt have the face to live on anymore!
Looks like in the eyes of these Xuan Beasts, Iām actually just a pretty boy, so doesnāt that meanā¦
Young Master Jun was completely speechlessā¦ it looked like the beauty standards of Tian Fa Forest were completely opposite of those in the outside world!
Just at this time, Big Bear stormed over and stared fiercely at Earth Cracker. āLittle fellow, what nonsense are you speaking? How is eldest sister not beautiful? How is brother-in-law blind? What is the meaning of this?!ā
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Earth Cracker blinked innocently. āFourth brother, I didnāt say anything, I was only telling brother-in-law what we think of eldest sister, you alsoā¦ā
Big Bear instantly smacked a large paw against the tigerās head as he hollered, āI dare you continue speaking nonsense!ā
Placing his head lower, he continued in a low voice. āYou idiot, are you trying to ruin the happiness of our virgin eldest sister? Do you want to have her left on the shelf forever? Itās a rarity that brother-in-law does not mind eldest sister, and the two of them are matching so well. Both of them have the same looks. It wasnāt easy for her to find a match and now you want to mess it up?ā
Earth Cracker was completely stunned with realization. āFourth brother, I didnāt mean it like that, I really didnāt mean it like that, I was justā¦ā