Chapter 624: The Trick To Raising Childrenā¦
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The old madam agreed very quickly and straightforwardly. āWeāre not too sure what that thing is anyway. In any case, we got it coincidentally, and it only seems to nourish the human body; apart from that, there doesnāt seem to be anything special about it. Itās useless for training and cannot raise oneās cultivation. It only so happened to be useful for maintaining your motherās lifeforce. If it wasnāt of use to your mother, we would have already dumped it a long time agoā¦ If you want it, take it, if you see anything else you like here, take a few more with youā¦ā
Jun Mo Xie rolled his eyes speechlessly. With a single look, it would be obvious that the little tree was a heavenly treasure, yet the old madam said that she nearly threw it awayā¦ Although he knew that she only said that to make him feel less guilty about taking the tree away, he still felt some indignation for the little treeā¦ That was because he could tell that the old madam really did not care much for the little treeāthat much was impossible to fake.
Actually, not to mention the old grandma, even Jun Mo Xie had no idea what this little tree wasā¦ But although he didnāt recognize it, he was sure of one thing. Something that the Hongjun Pagoda approved of was definitely something good and rarely seen on Earth! This was something that definitely would not be wrong!
The Dongfang Third Master sat together with his wives and children, smiling smugly. Dongfang Wen Qing and Dongfang Wen Jian looked at him enviouslyā¦ while the numerous wives around them looked away depressedlyā¦
When women reached a certain age, how could they endure their inner maternal instinct when they saw other people playing with their children?
After settling several of the heavy matters in his mind, Jun Mo Xie was in an extremely jovial mood today. Seeing his uncles nearby, he sidled up slyly and asked, āFirst Uncle, whatās wrong? Thereās so many aunts here, but you havenāt managed to pop out any cute cousins for me to play with? Isnāt that too much of a waste?ā
āYou think I donāt want to make any? Your grandma hasnāt stopped nagging me over this matter!ā Dongfang Wen Qing glared at him huffily, āAll these women are too disappointing, what can I do?ā
Jun Mo Xie rolled his eyes at this. If one or two wives failed to live up to expectations, that was still possible. But if one wanted to say thatā¦ all 59 wives are unable to bear childrenā¦ Then Dongfang Wen Qingās luck was a little too terrifying! With this kind of probability, he could go and buy the lottery directlyā¦ and he would strike the first prize every single time!
Why wonāt you say that the problem lies with you?
Jun Mo Xie snorted in disdain. With a squint of his eyes, he leaned closer to his first uncleās ears. āI actually have a little bit of knowledge in this areaā¦ my Third Uncle Junās leg was cured by me, so if First Uncle is willing to trust me, I dare to guarantee that next year this time, youāll be hugging a cute baby, or even several cute babiesā¦ā
āReally?ā Dongfang Wen Qing sat up straight and looked at Jun Mo Xie, his eyes as wide as a pair of lanterns. His breath grew somewhat heavy as he grabbed his nephewās hand, āYouāre not lying to me right?ā
The people around him jumped lightly in shock at this sight. F*ck! Whatās this First Master doing?
āHow would I lie to you? This is absolutely true!ā Jun Mo Xie smiled mysteriously, āActually, I could tell with a single glance that itās not just you; Second Uncle actually has the same problem right?ā
Dongfang Wen Qingās face grew slightly red as he shifted uncomfortably in his seat, āAiā¦ donāt mention it, itās truly a great misfortune in our familyā¦ā
āSo it turns out that you all werenāt well controlled in your youth ahā¦ā Jun Mo Xie sighed pretentiously, and his tone grew heavier, āLoose years in oneās youth often lead to a lifetime of bitternessā¦ This saying is the same for both men and women. Although people often say that one would have wasted their youth if they didnāt indulge themselves, but everything should have a limitā¦ā These words were spoken by Dongfang Wen Qing to Jun Mo Xie back in Tian Nan, but today, their roles had been reversedā¦
āDamn brat, do you believe that I wonāt give you a beating!ā Dongfang Wen Qing roared angrily. At the same time, he stared at the people who were pricking their ears to listen in, scaring them away.
āAlright, Iāll help you take a detailed look now.ā Jun Mo Xie grabbed Dongfang Wen Qingās hand and infused a wisp of Heaven Earth Spiritual Qi. Afterward, he sent the pure vitality energy of the power of wood once around his meridians before putting his hands down and solemnly taking out a small jade bottle, āEat one pill in this bottle everyday for half a monthāin this half a month, there must be no bedroom activity. Half a month laterā¦ kekekeā¦ā
Jun Mo Xie revealed a smile that only men knew. But before he could finish up the look with a wink, the jade bottle was snatched away by Dongfang Wen Qing and he was rapped smartly across the forehead. A loud, crisp sound rang out and Dongfang Wen Qing roared. āWhat are you thinking about at such a young age? Harboring all kinds of indecent thoughts and yet able to talk about it with such relish! Looks like your fame as the number one debauchee in the capital is not undeserved! Iām going to tell your mother and ask her to give you a good lesson!ā
His other hand was like a raccoon that stole a chickenās egg, stuffing the jade bottle into his sleeves with a speed akin to lightningā¦
His voice was loud, and over a hundred heads turned around, while 200 over eyes landed onto Jun Mo Xieās figure. Their eyes all carried a great curiosity, as if they wanted know just what it was that this little fellow said to make the First Master lecture him like that!
From the looks of it, it must be an exceptionally indecent thing! Otherwise, why would the First Master scold him so loudly in public?
Jun Mo Xie felt extremely incredulous in that moment. This was the first time heād ever seen such an unappreciative and shameless person! I approached you with good intentions to resolve a huge difficulty in your life, but not only do I not get a word of thanks, in order to cover up your own awkwardness, you pushed me to the front of the stage?
If this can be endured, what else cannot be endured? How unbearable!
Since itās too intolerable, then thereās no need to endure anymore!
Jun Mo Xieās eyes gleamed darkly and he continued in an even more mysterious voice, āFirst Uncle ah, if you compliment the pill taking with some movements and chants, itāll be perfect; perhaps the next time I come here, your children would have formed into a football teamā¦ā
āThere are still specific movement and chants to do?ā Dongfang Wen Qingās expression stiffened. He was still feeling glad a moment ago that not only had he finally managed to make this little brat suffer a little, heād even managed to retain his face successfully. Most importantly, he even managed to gain such a good thingā¦ but who would have thought that before he could even blink, he was immediately splashed with a bucketful of cold water. Heād just pranked the little fellow, and with the vengeful character of Jun Mo Xie, how could he let himself off? In that moment, he could not help but to be wary, āWhat conditions do you have? State them clearly!ā
āConditions?ā Jun Mo Xie shook his head innocently, āCould it be that I would have any conditions for an elder? Since you think of me as a base person, I wonāt bother you with my words! Youāve hurt me too deeply and saddened my heartā¦ I saw your plight and out of pity and the kindness of my heart, I wanted to help you with your erecāā¦ā
āI was wrong! It was this uncleās fault, this uncle was wrongā¦ā Dongfang Wen Qing hurriedly covered Jun Mo Xieās mouth with his large hands, apologizing profusely, āGood niece ah, just what movements and chants is it? Hurry up and tell your uncle!ā
āAlright, who asked you to be my uncleā¦ since weāre all family, Iāll tell you.ā Jun Mo Xie sighed helplessly, as though heād been wronged greatly.
āWhat a good child! Uncle thanks you in advance!ā Dongfang Wen Qing smiled gleefully.
Jun Mo Xie covered his mouth with a hand and cupped it to his uncleās ear as he lowered his voice as much as possible, until it was nearly indiscernible. āThis movementā¦ needsā¦ in the airā¦ enā¦ it might be a little tiring, but you must endure ahā¦ yes, hang upside downā¦ yes, yesā¦ā
Dongfang Wen Qing nodded repeatedly, and his brows were knitted solemnly as he tried his best to memorize every word, deathly afraid that missing a single word would spoil everything.
āAs for the chantā¦ listen well, remember carefullyā¦ it must be done with the movements, yes yes, it goes like thisā¦ One two three four, two two three four, Yin Yang harmony, Qian Kun nothingness; change a posture, and then repeatā¦ā Jun Mo Xie taught with a serious face. Dongfang Wen Qing memorized with all his might, until sweat appeared on his browsā¦
My age is high, and my memory is not very good ahā¦ luckily itās not very long, and itās quite catchy as wellā¦
Jun Mo Xie finished reciting and Dongfang Wen Qingās brows were still tightly knitted together as he mumbled to himself. Jun Mo Xie smiled lightly and asked, āHave you memorized it?ā
Dongfang Wen Qing stood up with the same serious look and did not say a word as he hurriedly walked out towards the study room. Looks like, a good memory is still no match for the good olā ink and paper. Although heād memorized it, there was still a possibility of him forgetting. It was more reliable to just write everything downā¦
āEh? Mo Xie, where did your first uncle go?ā Dongfang Wen Jian sat down and asked suspiciously.
āOhā¦ he probably had a little too much to drink, and went to the latrineā¦ā Jun Mo Xie chuckled. After resolving his First Uncleās problem, it was Dongfang Wen Jianās turn. Dongfang Wen Jian was much more honest, directly offering his thanks after receiving the pills. Jun Mo Xie naturally also did not pass him any nonsensical āpaired movement sets and chantsāā¦
From this, one could see that it was better for people to be more honest!
Iāll see if you dare to make me look bad again!
Although youāre my uncle, when itās time to teach you a lesson, thereāll still be no mercyā¦
Jun Mo Xie laughed madly in his heart while his shoulders trembled lightly. Following that, he directly clutched his stomach and laughed aloud in a crazed manner.
A chicken bone suddenly flew across the table, smacking firmly against his head, causing Jun Mo Xie to raise his head with shock. Dongfang Old Grandmaās face was entirely red as she looked at him angrily, cursing aloud. āLittle rascal! What are you laughing to yourself about!ā
āHmā¦ nothingā¦ā Jun Mo Xie rubbed his head in an aggrieved manner and sat back down.
The old grandma looked at him coldly and suddenly with a loudĀ PuĀ sound, the mouthful of wine in her mouth spurted out, and she coughed violently. Her entire face had gone red, and she scolded both angrily and helplessly. āYou little brat, youāre too mischievousā¦ā
It seems like the old grandma had heard everythingā¦
Actually, only two people had heard the entirety of his shenanigans. Mei Xue Yan and the old grandma. The twoās cultivation was the highest, but Mei Xue Yan was an innocent virgin,and didnāt understand the meaning behind his words. But the old grandma was an experienced womanā¦ cough coughā¦
Jun Mo Xie scratched his head and smiled sheepishly before lowering his head hurriedly to eat. In that moment, he looked exceptionally obedient.
āMother, whatās wrong?ā Dongfang Wen Xin looked at her mother with confusion. She had been sitting right beside her and had been sprayed with a mouthful of wineā¦
āThat rascal of a boy! You need to educate him properly! After you all return, remember to watch him closer; this brat is too mischievous! When itās time to beat him, do not spare the rod! Beat him with all your might, the boy can handle it!ā The old grandma took a deep breath and stabilized herself. However, she still seemed a little out of breath.
She had indeed heard those wordsā¦ but that kind of matterā¦ thereās no way to chide himā¦ How was she supposed to scold the boy about this kind of matter?
This grandson of hers was indeed a little too overboardā¦
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āMo Xie is so obedient, how is he naughty?ā Dongfang Wen Xin pouted lightly and continued with some heartache. āIām not willing to beat the childā¦ I still remember that when he was mischievous as a kid, I slapped him on the buttocks once. Because of that, I cried for a few days with heartacheā¦ā
Hearing this, the old grandma directly rolled her eyes and fell speechless.
This matterā¦ until a long time in the futureā¦ on a certain dayā¦
Dongfang Wen Jian saw his elder brother in the garden facing the rising sun and twisting his waist left and right in an exaggerated manner. Perplexed, he walked over and asked, āBig brother, what are you doing?ā
āIām training my hip strength!ā Dongfang Wen Qing did not even lift his head and said. āLittle brother, how many have you impregnated on your side?ā These two brothers were practically fellow sufferers; brothers in the same boat. There was naturally nothing that they wouldnāt talk about with each other.