Not long after that, there was a commotion outside the room. I thought it was the hotel manager being brought in, but Dali strained his neck and looked outside and said, âItâs the anti-prostitution team taking the fat guy and that girl away.â
âJudging by the victimâs state of undress,â said Huang Xiaotao, âdo you think she and the murderer were in that kind of relationship too?â
âYou canât just make that assumption,â I said. âIâll have to verify it.â
Frankly speaking, I was a virgin. Examining the genitalia of a seven-day-old corpse was a daunting task for me. But there were no other coroners in Huang Xiaotaoâs team, so if I didnât do it, no one else could.
When she saw me hesitating, Huang Xiaotao said, âLet Xiaozhou do it. He probably has more experience.â
Xiaozhou waved his hands immediately.
âNope,â he said. âIâm an expert in collecting physical evidence, Iâm not a coroner!â
âFine, Iâll do it,â I said. âItâs not a difficult thing to do anyway.â And so, I pushed the victimâs legs apart, to which everyone in the room reacted by immediately taking a few steps backwards, then I bent down, gave myself a bit of encouragement, and inserted my fingers into that certain organ.
I wouldnât describe what it looked like, how it felt, or how it smelled; suffice for me to say that after that I was completely turned off to watching porn.
I asked Dali for my flashlight. I held it in one hand and examined the skin of the victimâs inner thighs, then nodded and said, âThere was indeed that kind of activity going on.â
I asked Xiaozhou for some cotton swabs, then pulled out a small bottle from my bag. Then, I dipped the cotton swabs into the bottle, covering them with the medicinal powder inside.
âWhat is that?â Huang Xiaotao asked.
âA medicinal herb that I prepared myself,â I said. âIt contains perilla extract, magnolia extract, wampee fruit, thorowax root, and kudzu root.â
âI know nothing about Chinese medicine,â she said, shaking her head. âJust tell me what it does.â
âThis medicinal powder can drain the bodily fluid out of the body.â
And so, I inserted a few cotton swabs deep into the victimâs vagina, I could hear everyone elseâs disgusted expressions immediately, especially Daliâs.
âDude!â he said. âAre you really a virgin? Youâre acting like it doesnât bother you at all!â
âShut up!â I said. Did the idiot think that I was enjoying this? He didnât know that I was traumatized by it for a long time after that.
When the time came to remove the cotton swabs, things would get even more⌠interesting!
The hotel manager arrived, so Huang Xiaotao said, âIâll go and talk to him. Song Yang, you stay here and continue with your, um, workâŚâ
Huang Xiaotao then brought the hotel manager to another room to interrogate him. It wasnât to intimidate him, but more to prevent from making too much noise in the hallway while I was still working in the room. She understood that I needed the room to be quiet for me to be able to work.
I used forceps to examine the two puncture wounds on the neck, and saw that the surroundings were growing a bit dark. It looked like a bacterial infection, and the human beingâs mouth was usually a host to a myriad of bacteria.
âDude, do you think the murderer is a vampire?â asked Dali.
âImpossible,â I said. âIâm a hundred percent sure that the murderer is a human being!â
Someone knocked on the door â it was the burly police officer that picked us up at college earlier. He looked around the room and asked, âWhereâs the team leader?â
âInterrogating,â I said. âYou can tell me what youâre going to tell her.â
âIâve identified the victim. Sheâs a prostitute working in a nearby salon, and she has been missing for a week. Since itâs a common occurrence, and their business isnât legal, they didnât report it.â
I nodded. âTell me about the victim.â
âHer name is Ma Lizhen, twenty-three years old, came from a family of farmers. She came into the city for work five years ago.â
âWhoa! She started becoming a prostitute at the age of eighteen!â exclaimed Dali.
I fixed my stare at him, and he shut up immediately and slowly lowered his head in shame.
It was almost time to pull out the cotton swabs. I warned everyone that there was going to be an âexplosionâ and that if anyone felt they wouldnât be able to stomach it they should leave the room now.
âNo, Iâll be fine, dude,â said Dali. âIâve got a heart of steel.â
âSuit yourself. But I warned you.â
I then pulled out the cotton swabs. Instantly, a whitish sticky fluid sprayed out of her genitalia with considerable force. It even came in multiple waves, so after the first spurt, it stopped for a few seconds, then the fluid began spraying out again.
Everyone there was understandably horrified. I heard groans and cries. Some people couldnât stand it anymore and ran out of the room. Dali himself covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom to throw up, but it was already full of other people who got there first. He kept circling around aimlessly while covering his mouth, not knowing what to do. He finally found a paper bag and immediately threw up in it. The room was suddenly filled with a horrible stench. I could even detect the smell of chive omelet that Dali had for dinner earlier this evening mixed up in that rotten stench.
By then even Xiaozhouâs face had gotten green, but he could still hold it in and kept his composure. The only person who was completely unaffected was the big burly police officer from earlier. He stood there as if nothing happened, in fact he even looked slightly bored â I had mad respect for the man.
I took the cotton swabs and held it near my face, then I sniffed them. I could smell different types of bodily fluids, but no semen.
âThe murderer had sex with the victim,â I said, âbut thereâs no sign of direct contact.â
âMaybe he wore a condomâŚâ Xiaozhou postulated.
I took another sniff. I could distinguish the smell of various kinds of bodily fluids â vaginal discharge, blood residue, urine and an overwhelming stench of rotted flesh â but no lubricant.
âNo,â I said. The murderer didnât wear a condom.â
âThen⌠Is he impotent?â Xiaozhou asked.
I glanced at the dead body. The murderer didnât sweat, he engaged in sexual intercourse with the victim but didnât ejaculate â all these observations pointed to one conclusion.
âThe murderer has a rare disease!â I said. âHis body canât secrete any bodily fluid!â
âIs this relevant to the case?â asked Xiaozhou.
âYes, very much so!â I said. âThe murderer doesnât sweat, so he canât be exposed to sunlight. He would have to wear layers of tight clothes that cover his whole body; he would wear sunglasses and face mask all the time; and he would live like a vampire in this city. Oh, by the way, did you find any hair samples?â
âOnly the victimâs,â said Xiaozhou.
âRight!â I said. âIf the murdererâs body cannot secrete any bodily fluids, that means all the hair wouldâve fallen off soon after it grew. That means that the murderer is also completely hairless!â
âTh-thenâŚâ Xiaozhouâs expressions worsened. âThen is he really a human being?â
âOf course,â I said. âA human being who stands out starkly in a crowd. That makes finding him easier!â
Huang Xiaotao knocked the door.
âGood, youâre all here,â she said. âCome on, thereâs a big discovery.â
I pulled off the rubber gloves and realized that my hands were all sticky from the sweat after having worn gloves for so long, and my nose had been assaulted by the stench in that room for too long too, so I took out a box of mint candy from my pocket and popped one into my mouth to refresh myself with the cool minty taste.
Having just thrown up, Dali looked very sickly, so I asked him if he wanted one too. He shook his head vehemently.
âShit, dude, whatâs wrong with you? How could you eat anything after what just happened? I donât want to touch any food right now.â
âI wonder who it was that said he had a heart of steel.â
âOh, come on! Stop mocking me!â Dali was on the brink of tears.
Perhaps Dali was right about there being something wrong with me. I realized that my tolerance for the macabre had advanced a little after the last case we worked on.
We then came to a room where a young man wearing porter uniform was sitting on the bed looking dejected.
âHeâs the one who put up the camera in the room,â said Huang Xiaotao in a stern voice. âHe spilled everything the minute we put pressure on him.â
âA-Am I going to get⌠arrested?â the porter asked.
âAre you? Violating the privacy of others is a serious crime according to the Public Security Code, Act⌠uhâŚâ Huang Xiaotao couldnât remember no matter how hard she tried to, and she stood there awkwardly scratching her head.
âAct 42,â said the burly police officer with a blank expression.
âYes, Act 42! If anyone reported you then expect to be jailed and fined! And of course, we police officers have the right to report too, so it all depends on your behavior now.â
The porter stood up and said, âBut itâs only a hobby of mine! It was all for me alone, I never shared it with anyone else, and I never used it to blackmail anyone!â
âYouâve got the nerve to use the word hobby,â I said. âWhy donât you just rent some adult movies instead?â
âAh, but theyâre not the same,â said the porter. âThose are all scripted, unlike these footages which are raw, and real, and exciting. Iâd always watch the recordings before going to bed, otherwise I wouldnât be able to sleepâŚâ At that point the porter realized that heâd gotten carried away. He noticed how everyone glared down at him with furious looks in their eyes, so he lowered his head down in shame.
âDid you stick the wallpaper on the peephole?â I asked.
âYes,â he answered. âI was checking the room when I noticed the hole in the wall. If the boss saw that, he wouldâve taken the wallpaper down and saw my cameras, so I took the initiative to do it myselfâŚâ
âDidnât you see someone died in their room seven days ago?â I asked.
âMister, Iâve got cameras in so many rooms!â said the porter. âIâve got a hundred hoursâ worth of recording every day! Thereâs no way I couldâve seen them all! In fact, I only select a few of the best ones when I get a break from work, and only watch them on my days off.â
âYour life must be really interesting.â I mocked.
âI hate this kind of people the most!â said Huang Xiaotao. âThey couldnât find a girlfriend so they use strangers to fulfill their filthy desires. Itâs disgusting!â
Perhaps it was because Huang Xiaotao was a woman so this issue affected her especially. Plus, she was a very beautiful woman, itâs possible that she had experienced something similar first-hand, so that it infuriated her even more.
She kicked the porterâs leg and yelled, âGo get all your recordings now!â