Yang Chen greeted his passionate new colleagues while slowly walking towards his seat, the moment he sat down, he was once again surrounded by several ladies with outstanding looks, each of them with radiant eyes staring at him.
âHey handsome, let me introduce myself, my name is Zhao Hongyan.â This was a lady with big wavy curves in a beige suit and red phoenix eyes(eyes with corners that incline upwards) that werere exceptionally charming, at this moment she warmly stretched out her white hand, and introduced herself.
âBig sis Hongyan, our new colleague just arrived and youâre already stretching your hand, arenât you afraid of scaring him?â Another lady wearing a baby blue outfit made a âgegeâ laughing sound, her face was a little round, and she has quite a plump body, she laughed and said: âYour name is Yang Chen right? From here on in our PR department, you have to be most careful of big sis Hongyan here, when she eats up men she doesnât even leave the bones!â
Zhao Hongyan doesnât blush, makes a âhmphâ sound, and stretches her hand to pinch the plump ladyâs outstanding bottom, âSave it Zhang Cai, who doesnât know that your demands are the highest? Youâre unable to even sleep without a man at night.â
âHmph, thatâs not the case, big sis Hongyan look, our big sis Mingyu hasnât gotten married yet. No matter what we canât snatch him from her!â
Following Zhang Caiâs gaze, Yang Chen looked towards a quiet lady, this was a tall lady in a pink outfit, with shoulder length hair that was dyed with several streaks of purple and beautiful facial features that revealed a distinctive office lady style.
Liu Mingyu sweetly smiles and says, âWhat are you guys staring at, Iâm just welcoming our new colleague, and am not as vile as you guys make me out to be.â With that said, Liu Mingyu extends her arm and says: âLittle brother Yang Chen, you wouldnât mind a handshake right?â\nâOh, of course.â Yang Chen naturally wouldnât mind having close contact with a beauty like that, it would be even better if he could pinch her butt like Zhao Hongyan did to Zhang Cai though.
The moment he came into contact with Liu Mingyuâs slender hand, Yang Chen felt Liu Mingyuâs playful pinky gently rubbing on his palm. As he raised his head, Liu Mingyu as expected gave him a saucy wink.
Just this simple and dubious action made Yang Chen feel like he was on cloud nine. No wonder so many men struggled so hard to enter Yu Lei International, the average quality of the ladies here is so high, and even more importantly they are extremely âfriendlyâ!
Following the welcome from the three ladies, numerous ladies from the office also welcomed Yang Chen, of course without missing out and adding in some dirty jokes.
Only after 10 minutes did Yang Chen spot another man in the office. This was a considerably short male with fair skin wearing a white shirt, he looked like a college student that had yet to complete puberty, and had a delicate face with a shy expression.
Noticing his only male comrade not coming over to greet him and instead having a consistently shy look, Yang Chen finds that funny, how is it possible that a man is less outgoing than this bunch of ladies? So, Yang Chen took the initiative to extend his hand and said: âIâm Yang Chen, seems like you are the only other guy in this office, letâs get along well in the future.â
The pretty boy immediately shook Yang Chenâs hand and was a little red in the face, he lowered his head and said: âErmâŚâŚ.ErmâŚ.. Iâm Chen Bo, welcâŚâŚwelcome to our department.â
Chen Bo? Morning Erection? What a name to choose, but that aspect of his donât seem to be able to get erect at all!\n(TL: The name Chen Bo sounds the same as morning erection in chinese, morning erection pfft)(ED: Hahaha, Iâm dying too.)
Yang Chen couldnât help but laugh and say: âThis name of yours, itâs pretty meaningful, very manly.â
Once Chen Bo heard that, he shyly lowered his head even more and softly said: âThank you.â
Thatâs right, heâs shy, a man named âMorning Erectionâ is as delicate and shy as a girl!
The surrounding ladies came over, and the plump lady name Zhang Cai âgegeâ laughed and said : âYang Chen you may not know this, Little Bo here is a scholar from North University, before you came, he was the only male in our department.â
âThings are better now, with big bro Yang here, the balance of Yin and Yang in our office has returned a little.â A younger female PR member has already started calling Yang Chen âbig broâ.
Yang Chen joked along with the other ladies for a while and did not hold-up much time in the office, he returned to his desk and started tidying up the various documents and office tools.
The closest desk to Yang Chenâs belonged to the first who shook hands with him, Zhao Hongyan. Zhao Hongyan happily asked: âHandsome do you need any help? If thereâs anything you donât understand just ask me.â
Yang Chen thought for a minute, and asked: âEven little Bo who is this shy can join PR? Doesnât a PR have to interact and make business deals while receiving customers? Is he really that outspoken?â
Zhao Hongyan stared blankly for a moment as she did not expect Yang Chen to ask that, she covered her mouth and softly said: âLittle Bo is said to have entered through the back door, everybody sees his shy demeanour and gives him some clerk type of work, we usually donât let him go for things like business deals.â\nYang Chen nodded, everything makes sense now.
Suddenly thinking of something, Yang Chen âheiheiâ laughs and says: âActually Iâm not good at speaking, and donât really know how to talk business, I think in the future you guys could also give me miscellaneous work to do, making coffee, brewing tea, sending water and such is more suitable for me, and I could do more physical work, what do you say?â
Surprised, Zhao Hongyan couldnât resist making an erratic tremble and a âgegeâ chuckle, even the two plump mountain ranges on her chest shuddered, âHandsome Yang truly knows how to make jokes, I heard that you are a scholar who graduated from Harvard, in our entire company there are very few who have that level of education. You say you want to do odd jobs like brewing tea and sending water? Whoâs going to believe that?â
âIâm serious, believe me.â Yang Chen wrinkles his brows in distress, why is it that nobody believes him when he speaks the truth?
Seeing how Yang Chen doesnât seem to be lying, Zhao Hongyan could only raise her hands in surrender and say : âAlright alright, Iâll believe you. Actually, youâre still on trial, there isnât much work for you to do in the first place, I will let our sisters know, in the future you will be responsible for buying us breakfast, brewing coffee, moving things and so on. In the past we took turns to do these, but from here on out you will do these alone, what do you think?â
âSeriously?â Yang Chen happily exclaimed. Buying breakfast, brewing coffee and moving things around, these actions suited him perfectly.
Seeing Yang Chenâs excited expression, Zhao Hongyan doesnât know how to salvage what originally began as a joke, she whispered to herself âwhat a weird personâ, then nodded.\nâGood, this is set, remember to let everybody else know. Tomorrow I will buy breakfast for everybody, things like money can be paid after.â Yang Chen turned back in satisfaction, and continued to tidy up his desk, ignoring Zhao Hongyan lifeless face.
Five minutes later, when Zhao Hongyan once again turned to check what Yang Chen was doing, she was completely shockedâŚâŚ..
She noticed Yang Chen had already dumped all of the documents on the desk into the cabinet under the table, the only thing left on the desk was the computer. While on the computer display, an image familiar to the point it cannot be more familiar was shownââPokemon!
[TL: Yes Yang Chen is playing Pokemon but specifically this flash game http://www.4399.com/flash/81828_3.htm]
This guy! Is he really planning on becoming a âgopherâ? On the first day of work, he has already started to play video games. Zhao Hongyan felt a headache incoming.
Right at this moment, an old-fashioned and plain-looking lady, wearing a close-fitting black dress and white stockings suddenly walked into the PR department. She calmly asked: âIs todayâs new recruit Yang Chen here?â
Upon seeing this lady, quite a few employees let out a surprised expression and then looked strangely at Yang Chen.
Regretting that he could not finish his game, Yang Chen raised his head, âIâm here, what is the purpose of elder sisterâs visit?â
Elder sister!? The employees around almost couldnât hold back their laughter.
As expected, after being addressed like this the lady in blackâs brows contracted, and her tone turned a little hostile as she said: âI am the CEOâs secretary and assistant Wu Yue, the CEO wants to see you, you are to come with me immediately.â
CEO? This is my first day, why does the CEO want to see me? Puzzled, Yang Chen stood up. However, without asking any questions, he followed behind the plain lady, and exited the office.\nThe moment Yang Chen exited, the whole office erupted in gossips, everybody felt that this was unbelievable.
In the department headâs office, when Mo Qianni saw what happened outside, even she looked at Yang Chen a little confused.\n