Chapter 42 - I'm Drinking Vinegar, the Uncoaxable Kind!
Translator: Callis
With so many spectators, the number of Luo Bing Junâs fans naturally wasnât small, and all the people watching the live broadcast were listening to his song. As soon as Luo Bing Jun came up and started to speak, the audience wasnât stupid. There wasnât one person who discerned it, but many. In addition, Luo Bing Jun was now collaborating with Tang Wan, and they were mutuals on Weibo. If they thought about it, they were about the same age, so they should play together.
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Another one was Crazy Luo Bei. He really didnât brag, but was a king in the game, so much so that he even made it as a super-king among the professional players. Not only that, but he was also only 16 years old!
He was most likely the youngest child among the professional players. He had many fans of the sisterly and motherly type, and because of his little wolf-like temperament, he was very aggressive. As a result, he also had many male fans.
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During the competition, a player could refrain from showing their face to remain a mystery. However, players of the same team needed to communicate. As it happened, Crazy Luo Bei was the team leader. Arrange soldiers seemed to be this childâs innate ability. When he opened his mouth, the fans could all hear it.
No.4 was a girl. When she heard that Tang Wan wanted to give two side accounts, she laughed and asked: âLittle brother, I want my voice to turn into Luo Bing Junâs, I want a thousand voice-changing devices!â
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Tang Wan couldnât hold in his happiness, âSorry, Iâm out of stock. A big fool just bought 10,000 of them.â
The big fool Luo Bing Jun rolled his eyes and gave Tang Wan the middle finger!
No.4 asked again, âThen do you have a voice-changing device for the little brother âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ? I want 10,000~â
Tang Wanâs ears twitched, âWho?â
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ââPrevailing Over Buddhaââ Luo Bing Jun didnât hide anything from Tang Wan, rambling to his heartâs content and directly telling him: âGaming ID âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ. Almost everyone who plays games knows of this talented youth, whoâs an expert in commanding. Thereâs a thousand regiment battle every month, and when other regiments see his ID, their heads ache.â
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Tang Wan: âPfft!â
The live broadcasting studio went into a frenzy: Luo, Bing, Jun, himself! Ahahahah!!!That brother is so handsome, he must be very handsome while playing games as well!Tang Tang, donât hold him back ah!Gods, quickly come and look, Luo Bing Jun is in Tang Wanâs live broadcasting room!!!You didnât prepare any meng pets today, are you going to livestream while playing games?Even though the other certainly didnât admit it, thereâs a 90% chance heâs little brother âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ!God! My little brother is playing games in the live broadcasting studio!My son! My son! My son!
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Tang Wan watched as the live broadcasting room became lively, then quietly and stealthily texted a question to Luo Bing Jun: That little brother âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ is very powerful?
Luo Bing Jun: You donât know but youâre still planning to look for him?
Tang Wan: He mentioned once that he was a professional player and that heâd carry me if we ever played games. So Iâll just try it.
Luo Bing Jun: Youâre amazing! Heâs not old, just sixteen years old and already a captain; his commanding skills are very good. Iâve seen several videos of his competitions. How would I describe his tactics? Heâs unpredictable, and no one can guess whatâs going on in his head. Heâs also especially fierce; heâll kill a person when he sees them, not leaving a single one behind. Heâs the kind of fierce person that would kill the enemy even at a heavy cost.
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Tang Wan was surprised. Only sixteen, so young? Wasnât he the same age as the cheetah twins? Didnât this child need to go to school?
But this nameâŚâŚwhen Tang Wan remembered it, he couldnât help but laugh. It was truly unparalleled.After entering the game, Tang Wan beamed and poked No. 3, âLittle brother Luo Bei, protect me~âThe youth coughed, and coldly replied: âFollow me closely later.â
Tang Wanâs eyes brightened, this child was very good at giving people a sense of security. This was a very confident young man!
Tang Wan understood that not everyone in the live broadcast wanted to see them play games. Initially, he hadnât intended to play on the live broadcast, he just wanted to find a teammate. He hadnât expected that the current number of people continued to grow with both of the peopleâs fans coming in. To show consideration for the whole audience, Tang Wan released cats, rabbits, and parrots. He guessed that the three species wouldnât fight if they were placed together.
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Xuan Feng was rather cunning; when it saw that the cat had been called out and that the rabbit had a larger body, it knew that it wouldnât stand a chance. So, it simply remained on his shoulder, watching him play games and waving his wings in an arrogant manner, just lacking a shout: Laozi is standing on Daddy Tangâs shoulder, who still dares to fight with me?
Hong Liu looked at it as if it was looking at a fool.
The other meng pets slept when they were supposed to sleep, ate when they were supposed to eat, took walks when they were supposed to take walks, and licked their fur when they were supposed to lick their fur. There were a good number of little kittens nestled against Mulan, waiting for the big sister to lick their fur. The atmosphere was very harmonious.
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When the game started, Xuan Feng approached and shouted: âLittle big brother,
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Tang Wan cocked his head, and Xuan Feng immediately plastered itself against his face. The two rubbed their faces against the other in mutual understanding. Xuan Feng then shouted: âThe other sideâs grandchild, do you dare to fight against me?â
A round of laughter rippled through the live broadcasting studio: Excellent, Xuan Feng is a little expert at pulling hatred!
Tang Wan unhappily glared at it, âDonât be noisy, speak civilly.â
Xua Feng cleverly rubbed against Tang Wanâs face, well behaved for the time being.
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This time, a barrage came up, all learning from Xuan Fengâs speech: Little older brother, jia you!Do you dare to fight against me?If I stand here do you dare to hit me?Little older sister, a mua~
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Xuan Feng had already gone mad with excitement, and was making trouble on Tang Wanâs shoulder: âYou over there, you dare to attack me? I dare you to try to attack me!â
A barrage of comments followed: You dare to attack me? I dare you to try to attack me!
Everyone was misbehaving!
Tang Wan ran down the entire game. He didnât know how, but he got his victory presented to him on a platter, smoothly capturing the first game.
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During the second game, fighting against âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ was like trying to kill a god. The whole course of events was straightforward, just forging ahead with no special strategy. When he saw a person, he would attack them; just one person fighting against one of the other sideâs teams.
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After two games, the little brother was silent for a while, then suddenly asked with a smile, âOlder brother, are you excited?â
Tang Wan immediately flattered: âOf course Iâm excited! I feel like only this can be considered playing a game!â
The other assertively replied: âYes, playing games are for feeling happy. Losing wouldnât be happy, so get that happiness, victory must be obtained.â
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Tang Wan understood, this child had just said: I canât afford to lose! I canât lose!
During the third game, âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ still charged forward, calling his teammates to run after him: âCome on! Iâll let you experience abusing rookies!â
Tang Wan still had a playful mindset, happily running after the little brother.
He really was worthy of being a professional player. This child was firm and unwavering, heâd kill any person he saw. What hiding and roundabout tactics? They simply didnât exist! His entire being was like a worldâs overlord.
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There were more and more people in the live broadcasting studio. There were many audience members discussing: So he really was a professional player! No, an exceedingly fantastic professional player! When he told us, we thought he was just boasting!
Tang Wan took the time to glance at the screen, and was especially proud: âMy fans are
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After saying that, he distinctly heard a strong, cold hum, especially prideful.
Tang Wan smiled and put on his headphones so that the audience couldnât hear the inter-team communications. He sent Crazy Luo Bei a message: Is this okay? We all know you abuse rookies.
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The other side didnât type either, proudly declaring: âIt doesnât matter. If they donât approve, they can come fight me themselves. Whatever.â
Tang Wan gave him a thumbs up. This little brother, how domineering!
After a while, he heard the other say: âIn a bit, you can add my communications number. When I have time, I can bring you out to play.â
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Luo Bing Jun opened up a small chat window, pulling only Tang Wan and Crazy Luo Bei in, and asked Tang Wan: âAre you wearing headphones?â
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Tang Wan typed: Itâs more convenient to communicate like this. With so many audience members, if we accidentally say something unintended, we could very well be scolded. You two are public figures, so it wouldnât hurt to be careful.
Luo Bing Jun profoundly said: âThen Iâll be at ease.â
Just as Tang Wan was about to say that it was his consideration, he heard Heavenly King Luoâs pregnancy-inducing voice flatter: âThank you
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Tang Wanâs lips were drawn out, he just wanted to stomp on this person. Did he want face? Did he have integrity? It was said that the nobility was very reserved, who said this?! Trusting that was his mistake!
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Tang Wan felt that he couldnât call back âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ. This child must have come from Earth. He only could have chosen this name if he knew of the legend of the monkey brothers. Tang Wan didnât know whether to laugh or cry, and said: âXiao Luo Bei, donât listen to his nonsense, heâs just teasing you.â
No.3 laughed, and said coldly and proudly: âGood, No.2, donât be afraid. Daddy will take care of you. That over there is your uncle.â
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Luo Bing Jun paused, then grit his teeth: âVery well, daddy!â
Tang Wan: ââŚâŚâ
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You two are incredible, you two go on first!
After playing six games in a row, Crazy Luo Bei was still playing by shooting every person he saw. Tang Wan and Luo Bing Jun were running behind the other, the number of their points accumulating.
Tang Wan was already surrounded by a few rabbits and cats, and there were a few that were strolling around. The room was filled with a furry army. There were a number of larger cats licking a few smaller cats gathered into their arms. There were little kittens sleeping stretched out on the larger cats. They were obviously not related by blood, but they got along well. Tang Wan took the opportunity to look at the barrage. There were few comments, but the number of people wasnât small at all. Tang Wan curiously asked: âWhy arenât you guys speaking?â
Barrage: Shhh! Donât say anything, weâre petting cats.Be quiet, Iâm feeling the fur on the rabbitâs stomach.Speaking destroys the mood, we just want to pet the cats.Be a bit quieter, Tang Tang. Shush!Iâm looking at cats.Iâm looking at rabbits, donât speak.
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Tang Wan chuckled, âYou guys can continue watching them for however long Iâm gone.â
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The audience wasnât satisfied: Who let you hide your face? What else can we look at?!Many people say that youâre good looking, a lot of people saw it already, but there arenât any photos or evidence. Hmph!Iâm exploding, Iâm really exploding, so much that I scared myself by exploding!
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Tang Wan turned his head, pretending to be blind. He continued to play video games with his teammates.
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The audience sent out a series of angry crying expressions, all shouting that they wanted to blacklist Tang Wan. Unfortunately, Tang Wan simply pretended not to see it. He didnât try to coax them either.
After another five games, Tang Wan watched his points soar up and his rank rise. He quietly followed Luo Bing Jun and asked: We should be the rookiest kings!
Luo Bing Jun: There isnât any sense of challenge fighting like this.
Tang Wan: Haha! When you get hit, isnât it time to call for daddy?
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Luo Bing Jun was speechless. He found that he and Tang Wan really were kindred spirits. After meeting once, they were already familiar. Tang Wan had unexpectedly also started to bully him; he also had a sufficiently poisonous tongue.
They teamed up to play video games. The audience watched the game while petting meng pets. This time, the live broadcast was playing; you play with your things, Iâll play with my things. Midway, two players had something to deal with and went offline. Tang Wan went to the live broadcasting studio to ask for two more players. At the end stage, little brother âPrevailing Over Buddhaâ is starting to arrange his tactics. He circumvents, cuts in, looks for people to cover him, striking one by one. Tang Wan increasingly felt like this child had innate talent in commanding. Even though video games and real combat were different, the different paths would lead to the same result. He just didnât know why this child didnât go to school and played games every day. Could it be that he didnât have the money to attend school?
Tang Wanâs mind was active, and he recorded a section to send to Zong He for him to watch. If he was a good seedling, then they could send this child to military academy. If he didnât have money, he could pay for his tuition.
They played until noon, when Tang Wan glanced at the time. It was already 11:30, and he commented: âBrothers, should we rest and have a meal offline? Moderate gaming can stimulate the brain, but excessive gaming can harm the body. The time should be reasonably distributed, and we should enjoy a healthy lifestyle. We should follow the basic principles of playing games.â
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The barrage hahahaâd, laughing at Tang Wanâs advice and making up a jingle!
Playing until this moment, everyone was tired and logged off one after the other. At this time, Tang Wan privately poked Crazy Luo Bei: Little brother, can we be added as communications friends?
Crazy Luo Bei: Yes, if someone bullies you in the future, you can call for me. Iâll substitute for you and take revenge!
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Tang Wan laughed. This child was especially enthusiastic.
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After the two were added as friends, Tang Wan also logged off from the game and said to Luo Bing Jun: I need to eat, and then take a nap afterward. Iâm not playing in the afternoon.
Luo Bing Jun: Give me the childâs communications number, and Iâll go find the âlittle daddyâ to carry me in the game.
Tang Wan: If Xu Mi knew that you were like this, heâd strangle you to death!
Luo Bing Jun: Oh.
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Tang Wan was speechless. Thinking of his friendâs proper face and Luo Bing Junâs frivolous manner and his strong penchant for disobedience pained him.
Not worrying about Luo Bing Junâs idiocy, Tang Wan sent the game video to Zong He: Dear, this child is only sixteen years old, what do you think about his talent for commanding?
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Zong He:
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Zong He: Another kiss.
Tang Wan: Bah!
The âqinâ he was speaking about what that type of âqinâ! He didnât need his âdearâ to come back! Tang Wan wasnât willing to respond to him. Heâd stick to the child prodigy!
Zong Heâs heart was also heavy. It was Tang Wan who had flirted first, but when he responded, the other was unhappy. Humans were truly difficult to raise!
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Tang Wan closed the communicator and asked the live broadcastâs audience: âAre you still watching? Itâs been an entire morning.â
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The audience understood that he wanted to log off, and threw rewards one after the other: Watch, watch, watch, please donât close it!
Looking at the gifts, Tang Wan smiled and his eyes narrowed: âThen you guys can watch, Iâll make something for them to eat.â Now, Tang Wan needed to support his family members. Once he saw money, heâd want it.
Tang Wan first went to the kitchen to chop up the meat for the cats and cooked it. Then, he cut up some vegetables and put it onto a plate for the rabbits. These children couldnât eat too many vegetables, otherwise, it would very easily lead to indigestion. The vegetables could only act as snacks. Once the rabbits saw the vegetables, they all dashed over to fight for them, especially Luo Bei. It just didnât know how plump it was, not holding it to heart at all. Its butt pushed the others aside and it grabbed onto a good number of stalks of vegetables, nibbling with a full heart.
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Tang Wan picked it up, then under Luo Beiâs despondent gaze, pulled out radishes one by one from its arms and put it back onto the plate. With every pull, Luo Bei became even more sullen. Even it was a rabbit, its eyes were very human, and in the end, Tang Wan couldnât bear it. This child couldnât have become a mythical spirit, right? How could it be this smart? It had a very heartbroken expression!
The audience followed, taking pictures: Give it, give it, give it! Isnât it just a radish?Daddy Tang, stop! Please give the radish to Luo Bei! Iâll pay for the radish!Save the child; the childâs gaze is despairing!Luo Beiâs heart is saying: Itâs all mine! Itâs all mine! Quickly stop!!!No, Luo Bei should be thinking this: My dad has gone crazy, he wants to starve me to death!
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Tang Wan laughed and explained patiently to everyone: âEating too much will give it indigestion. One stalk is enough, and it canât be gluttonous. It isnât healthy.â
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There were still members of the audience that thought: In order to eat, I would choose to die!
The other audience members gave him likes, and in one breath, the barrage turned red, hanging on for a long time, letting him become a legend! This was a real hero, not afraid of death, a pure man!
When the cats saw that the rabbitsâ food had arrived but their own meals still hadnât, they didnât ignore it anymore. They were all sour little lemons. When they saw Tang Wan first feeding the rabbits, but not them, some of them immediately lay down and pretended to be run over, some huddled next to his legs, and still others wanted to climb up his legs, meowing. Even Mulan unhappily gazed at Tang Wan, like it was asking him: I am still your baby?
Tang Wan quickly hugged Mulan. The little male cats could be pushed back a little bit, heâd first coax the young lady, âRice is in the pot, wait for five minutes.â
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The cats didnât understand what five minutes meant. They just hugged Tang Wanâs legs, meowing. Jin Xiao Pang was even more incredible, plopping its butt down right on the rabbitsâ vegetable dish with no one being able to push it off. Being plump was an advantage!
Luo Bei just wanted to beat it up, squeaking with rage.
As soon as they heard one of their own being squeaked at, the other cats could no longer ignore it. It didnât matter what Jin Xiao Pang did, they all went to defend it. Tang Wan quickly separated them and strictly scolded: âNo fighting!â
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All of the fur children were like kindergarten students who had seen a strict teacher, becoming well-behaved in an instant. Daddy Tangâs imposing manner managed to suppress everyone in the area.
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Under the envious and jealous eyes of the audience, Tang Wan hugged about ten of them in his arms, giving each of them a kiss and coaxing: âThe meat can be eaten immediately, donât make noise and donât fight with the rabbits. How could they possibly beat you? Bullying others isnât good.â
The audience wept while tossing Tang Wan money: Buy meat for the children!Buy vegetables for the rabbits!Xuan Feng is still hungry! Daddy Tang, look at Xuan Feng above your head!Hong Liu grows so fast, it needs to eat more. Buy more bird food for Hong Liu!Tang Wan smiled and waved a kittenâs paw, âLittle cuties, thank you for giving Daddy Tang money for meat! Xuan Feng and the others ate their fill before they came out. If they ate any more, they would burst.â
With this argument, the audience went mad and still tossed money. Tang Wan was quietly stunned. Normally, he had seen that this group of people werenât willing to part with their money. His asking for half a day wasnât as good as waving a catâs paw.
Xuan Feng and Hong Liu leisurely ate melon seeds. As long as Tang Wan was with the cats, they wouldnât fly down. Even now, Xuan Feng lived under the shadow of Da Zhuangâs paw, unable to free itself.
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After the meat was cooked, Ji Yan chopped it up and let it cool. He carried it over and wordlessly distributed the food among the fur children. Rabbits were omnivorous. When they saw the meat, they shamelessly came up to eat it. The cats that had just been coaxed were angered again. Was it okay to steal food? Did they want a war between the two species? Seeing that a cat-rabbit war was about to break out, Tang Wan quickly put away the rabbits, who had already finished eating.
The audience saw Ji Yan, a stranger, enter and their target shifted. They started to take liberties with Ji Yan: Little big brother is so attractive and intelligent, do you have a partner?Whatâs your name? Do you have a girlfriend?Who are you? Whatâs your relationship with Tang Wan?Little big brother, do you want to chat?
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Tang Wan boldly guarded his own retainer, âHow could you all be so misbehaving? First of all, this person is following me for a lifetime, like my little wife. So donât you dare!â
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Ji Yanâs face instantly flushed red. He glanced at the door and opened his mouth, not saying a word.Tang Wan raised his eyebrow, indicating for him to not be afraid. However misbehaving they are, you would just have to be even more so!
At this moment, a voice came from the door, unhappily asking: âLittle wife?â
Tang Wanâs heart skipped a beat and he turned his head, panicked. Zong He was standing at the door staring at him with a gloomy face.
This time it was Tang Wanâs turn to quickly cry, âThis, Iâm just joking, hahahaâŚâŚâ
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Zong He grit his teeth. Joking out a little wife? He couldnât stand it, âIâll be waiting for you in the room. You can explain it well to me.â
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After Zong He finished speaking, he turned around, leaving only a straight-as-steel back for Tang Wan to see, and returned to the room. If he didnât explain it, this situation would never be over!
Tang Wanâs face was a ĺ§. It was obviously a joke, he was also able to drink this type of vinegar? Had the big cat also turned into a lemon? He waved to Ji Yan and indicated that he would pass on the task of feeding them to him.
As the audience watched Tang Wan leave, they all happily tossed money: Caught after courting disaster online, just what is Tang Tang going to go through?Say, why do I feel like that voice is familiar?Just how is it familiar? I canât hear it.Actually, just what is the relationship between Tang Tang and Marshal Zong He?!Is there still any use asking? Thereâs a lot of proof showing that Tang Tang is the Marshalâs mysterious wife.I donât believe it! Donât believe donât believe donât believe!Tang Tang said that his partner was in a wheelchair, that he was very ill! How could the Marshal be in a wheelchair? When the Marshal returned to β Ursae Minoris, he was walking by himself! Thereâs photographic evidence!
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Everyone in the audience looked at the photograph, and couldnât refute it. With Zong Heâs straight and rigid back, no matter how they looked, it didnât look like he was sitting in a wheelchair. It didnât match up. What was the relationship between Tang Tang and Marshal Zong He? The audience was baffled. They collectively let the issue go. There was a member of the audience with a âlittle content creatorâ tag in front of their ID and a large pit in their brain that said: Tang Tang is probably the partner of one of Zong Heâs subordinates. Tang Tangâs partner is in the military, an injured officer. Zong He just took them into his home to look after them.
With that, everything was explained. A large portion of the audience clapped: Thatâs right!There was also a group of smart people who just wanted to watch, not saying anything. Haha, as long as they were excited.
At this time, Tang Wan had already returned to the bedroom and saw that Zong He had just been changing into his home attire. He was still wearing a regular white shirt. Tang Wan closed the door and leaned against it, watching the otherâs back. Only then did he say, âIâll buy you some more comfortable home clothes. Wearing a military uniform every day, are you tired of it?â
After Zong He finished changing, he sat down on a chair. He asked with a disgruntled expression: âYouâll buy me some clothes, so I should forgive you?â
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Tang Wan tskâd. Was he being contrary, or just being uncoaxable? Cats, they really couldnât be spoiled all the time, or else they would rise to the heavens. Tang Wan calmly walked over and plopped his butt down on Zong Heâs legs, raising his arms and tightly circling them around the otherâs neck. He resentfully asked: âThen what do you want to do? I canât even joke, do you want to rise to the heavens?â
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