Chapter 20 - Oh My God, Da Zhuang Knows How to Talk!
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Tang Wan dearly loved Da Zhuang. Nevermind such a small body getting sick, there was also a problem with his IQ. It was no wonder that he was ignored when he talked to Da Zhuang before! He was so unrestrained because he didnât understand! It was a pity that he couldnât even speak at such an age; he might also be an illegitimate son of the Royal Family. Tang Wan sighed, how could this childâs fate be so bad?
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With that thought, Tang Wan went straight to the kitchen to make a good tonic for Da Zhuang to eat. For brain-stimulating tonics, fish oil was necessary. He was very anxious, since Da Zhuang hadnât eaten the cat food he had made before. Relatively speaking, the nutrition of dry cat food was better than that of wet cat food, but cat food wasnât as good as meat. Da Zhuang refused to eat any of it. Wet cat food tasted good, but special nutritional powder would be needed to be added to it to ensure full nutrition. At the moment, Tang Wan didnât have any nutritional powder, soâŠâŠTang Wan took a small container of tonic and made do with it!
When the food was ready, Tang Wan drenched it with the tonic like it was a fragrant sesame oil. He found bowl three times larger than Da Zhuangâs face and filled it.
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When Zong He saw the bowl in front of him at dinner, he choked. He had the urge to transform back into his original form and have a deep conversation with Tang Wan about species.
Tang Wan looked at him and wondered, âWhatâs wrong? This is a specialty meal I made for you, why donât you eat it?â Tang Wan tried to be intimidating and threatened, âIf you donât eat it, Iâll give it to your uncle. Your uncle can eat ten portions of food by himself, youâll go hungry!â
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Zong He looked at his stomach; thereâs a type of âeatingâ, which was the one where his wife thought he could eat. One portion compared to ten, it really was insufficient.
Zong He dragged the food bowl towards himself with his claws, in a sullen mood. Not to mention eating it, even when he sniffed it he could smell the nutrient solution that had been added in. He was of a carnivorous race and already had to drink nutrient solution on the battlefield. Why should he have to drink it at home too?
Tang Wan watched him push the bowl away with a claw, not eating anymore, and he was a little angry. âWhat do you really want? Why arenât you eating?â
The kitten in front of him was cold faced and not afraid at all. Tang Wanâs face was also frigid and he took the food bowl. âNot eating? You wonât have any food tonight then.â
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He couldnât indulge the little cub; the more he got used to it, the more difficult he would be to manage. Normally he could spoil him, but it was a matter of principle. Tang Wan wouldnât back down at all.
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When he returned from putting the cat food away in the kitchen, Tang Wan found that half of his bowl of food had been eaten by the milk cat sitting on the table. He tensed, upset. What kind of cub was this?
He sat down at the table and watched the kitten eat without even glancing at Tang Wan. He focused, telling himself to calm down. This childâs IQ was lower than that of normal childrenâs, so he should be more tolerant.
âDa Zhuang, do you feel like you have done something wrong?â When Tang Wan had finished asking, his heart sank. Asking this kind of question made him feel like an idiot; this child might not be able to understand him. While Tang Wan was entangled, the bowl of food had already been completely eaten up. The kitten also had a specific character. He licked his mouth after eating, wiped it with a napkin, and rubbed his paw against his mouth. He jumped off the table wanting to leave.
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Tang Wan reached the end of his patience. He grabbed the otherâs tail and pulled him back onto the table. He scowled, âYou child, youâve forgotten who raised you to be so chubby!â
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Lin Bo arrived in the dining room with a young officer in tow, talking and laughing, and they were both shocked to see Tang Wan and Zong Heâs actions.
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The officer behind Lin Bo looked curiously at Tang Wan. He saw the cat in his arms and frowned doubtfully. The officer was tall and good-looking. He flashed a sunny smile and asked, âIs this the legendary Marshalâs wife?â
Lin Zhuo laughed and waved his hand. He was a little bashful, âNo, no, no, Iâm his subordinate. Iâm the four deputy officersâ junior, just a junior in charge of logistics.â
The corners of Tang Wanâs lips curved up. This young man was quite modest, so young and still became Zong Heâs trusted Vice Administrator. He certainly had outstanding ability. Tang Wan asked with a smile, âLin Bo said that you were Zong Heâs brother so you donât have to be so polite. Have you had dinner yet? I can go into the kitchen to make something.â
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Lin Zhuo shook his head, embarrassed. âNo, I ate when I was back with the army. Iâm here to deliver something to the Marshal.â
Tang Wan was surprised. âDidnât he go to the army headquarters?â
âYes,â Lin Bo took back his words, âHeâll be back soon.â
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âOh, so itâs like this.â Tang Wan didnât doubt him. He carried Da Zhuang against his chest and said gently, âYou guys talk, and Iâll make tea for you.â
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âNo need, no need, you donât have to be so courteous. Iâm not thirsty.â Lin Zhuo politely refused Tang Wanâs kindness. But after seeing the kitten in Tang Wanâs arms, he became stiff. âT-thisâŠâŠthis isâŠâŠâ
Zong Heâs eyes darkened. Lin Zhuo had seen what his original grown body looked like.
Lin Zhuo roared in shock, âA child had already been born! When was he born? I havenât heard anything about this!â Lin Zhuo quickly felt around his body, sifting around the storage belt of his combat suit: a gun, a multi-purpose controllerâŠâŠthere was nothing to give the child!
Tang Wan still had a smile on his face, but his heart was a little uncomfortable. Zong Heâs brother also thought that Da Zhuang was Zong Heâs child. This child looked exactly the same as Zong He had. Was he really not Zong He and someone elseâs child? Was what Lin Bo said really true? They wouldnât normally joke about royalty, but if he hadnât misunderstoodâŠâŠ
Lin Zhuo reacted, covering the back of his head and laughed merrily, âI just saw that the color of the fur was a little familiar. How has the Marshalâs health been recently?â
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Lin Bo touched his beard, relieved. âVery good. Let him rest for a few more days, itâs rare for him to have free time.â
âI hope he comes back a bit earlier. If heâs not here, then weâll be missing our backbone.â He looked at Tang Wan and smiled gently.
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Whenever Tang Wan spoke, there would be two shallow dimples; he was truly of pure Asian decent! Lin Zhuo sighed. âThe Marshal will be the Marshal. Even in a coma, a beautiful partner will drop out of the sky for him. Do you have any siblings? It doesnât matter what gender they are, only if they look good.â
Zong Heâs ears twitched and slapped with his claws. He had asked if Tang Wan had any siblings. Was it because he liked the way Tang Wan looked? He hadnât fought in three years, his skin was itching!
Tang Wan was shocked and quickly hugged the kitten in his arms. âDa Zhuang, how could you scratch people? Youâre too rude!â
Lin Zhuo covered his face and tilted his head, looking at Zong Heâs expression. He murmured, âIt hurt a lot, that made me feel like the time the Marshal beat me.â
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When Lin Zhuo looked at Zong He again, he still felt that their coats were similar. He whispered, âIs he really not born from the Marshal and his wife?â
Zong He reached out with his paws and tried to hit him.
Tang Wan wasted no time in carrying him away.
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Lin Zhuo still continued, âHe really wasnât born from them?â
Lin Bo hissed, âYou child, how did they say that you were obedient?â
Lin Zhuo raised his hands to beg for mercy. âEr Bo, I just saw that he looked like the
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Lin Bo also wanted to beat him. âDonât directly use the Crown Princeâs name. Itâs the Princess, not âthe bride that his family raisedâ. Donât go out and blabber about it.â
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âFine.â Lin Zuo also realized that there was a problem and immediately stopped talking foolishly. He turned around and sent a message to his brothers. The Marshalâs important things had already been delivered, but there was one more important thing he had to tell them.
Right after, all of the senior members of the legion knew that the Marshal and his new wife possibly, maybe, had a child! As for when the child was born, who cared?!
Anyway, the Marshal was all-powerful; even in a coma, he could probably have a child. Zong He sneezed several times and Tang Wan quickly checked over him. âStill okay, no fever, no runny nose, clean eyes, not sick. You probably were sneezing from the dust.â
Zong He already didnât want to struggle. He wouldnât let âDa Zhuangâ come tomorrow or the day after. He wouldnât come for a short period of time.
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Tang Wan gloomily looked at Da Zhuangâs fur and remembered what Lin Zhuo had said. Tang Wan felt his heart become more and more bitter. He touched the kittenâs head. In a tone that he wasnât aware sounded aggrieved, he asked, âZhuang ah, look at your fur. Are you really not Zong He and someone elseâs bastard child? Iâm not going to be your stepfather, am I?â
âNo!â Zong He couldnât hold back his anger and patted Tang Wanâs head with his paws. He squeezed out the word between his teeth. How did this kind of thing come out? Was he the kind of man that would mess around?!
Tang Wan stared blankly at the kitten standing on the table. He justâŠâŠseemed to have heard him speak.
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Zong He gritted his teeth and warned him word-by-word, âI! Am! Not! An, illegitimate, child! Am not!â
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Tang Wan shocked and held his face, âZhuang ah, you can talk? Your IQ is okay!â
Zong He glared angrily at him. Why would his IQ have problems?
Tang Wan was so excited that he carried Zong He in a hundred-meter dash and rushed to Lin Bo to share the good news. âLin Bo, Da Zhuang can talk!â
Lin Bo had just sent his foolish nephew Lin Zhuo away. Looking at Tang Wan being so noisy, he didnât know whether to laugh or cry. âHe should have learned it with his classmates at school.â
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Tang Wan patted the kittenâs head and forgot all the things that had just made him angry. âIâm moved, Da Zhuang is too incredible! You can only say simple words but the more you speak, the more youâll learn. Itâll be good if we practiced.â Tang Wan held the cat in his arms and pointed towards the things in front of him. âThis is an egg, a bird egg. Rice, big rice.â
Zong He jumped out of Tang Wanâs arms and fled. He felt like he would become an idiot if he continued on like this.
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Tang Wan was excited and caught up with him, âZhuang ah, donât you love Daddy?â
Zong He jumped up and angrily pushed Tang Wan. This âDaddyâ, added to the ones before, even if it was the 25,000 âDaddyâ, sooner or later he would return it all to him!
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Tang Wan frightened himself from a stumble, surprised. How could a child be so strong? Tang Wan was no longer restraining himself, rubbing the kitten into a furball and until his heart softened. âHow are you so good-looking? It doesnât matter if youâre Zong Heâs illegitimate son, youâll be my baby in the future. I donât want him, I want you, alright?â
Zong He angrily bared his teeth and almost transformed. He didnât want him, but he wanted a child?!