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Chapter 17 - If He Won't Hand Over the Cat, then I Won't Let Him Go On!




Translator: Callis
The alpaca’s name was Shen Zhu Ge. Why add
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slicked-back hairstyle
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It was spitting again. Tang Wan picked up his stick and smacked it against a rock, frightening the alpaca. “If you spit again, I’ll smack you like this. Understand?”
Shen Zhu Ge shrank back in fear and didn’t dare to stroll about freely.
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Tang Wan pointed at the ground with his stick. “If you can’t control yourself, you can spit on the ground. Understand?”
“Tui!” Shen Zhu Ge obediently tui’d on the ground to show that he had learned to be honest under the stick’s authority.
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Tang Wan tossed the stick away and angrily stomped towards the bathroom. This bastard!
Xuan Feng foolishly rose behind them, “Stupid hit! Stupid hit!”
Shen Zhu Ge behaved, watching Tang Wan’s shadow gradually fade away. In a second, it ran towards the pony and the mini-donkey, following and circling around them, then running ahead. It took two loops and ran back, obviously asking them to play with it, run!
The pony and mini-donkey were still walking slowly with small steps, casually eating grass. It seemed that they were too lazy to deal with this fool.
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When Tang Wan came out from his bath, Shen Zhu Ge’s hairstyle had collapsed, its disheveled hair covering its face, and unable to see at all. Several servants and guards were taking pictures. Perhaps they had never seen such a silly pet.
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This fool thought that it was very beautiful. Having made a fool of itself, it crowded against the group of people. With that mouth shape, it seemed like it wanted to tui. But he had just been taught and wasn’t brave enough to tui again. In short, he wasn’t allowed to act like a fool.
Tang Wan coughed, and Shen Zhu Ge immediately came back to please him, the hair covering his eyes being tossed about. Tang Wan held his forehead. He was afraid that he had raised a fool.
Since he raised Shen Zhu Ge, he didn’t dare to raise a
husky
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There were servants and guards in the home, and Tang Wan hadn’t put the pets away, letting them wander in the yard. After he ate lunch, Tang Wan posted on his Weibo: I moved to a new house, it’s a big place. I let the fur babies out for air and I’m broadcasting exactly at 1:30.
When Tang Wan went online, the audience who had been waiting for a long time were dumbfounded: the place……really was big enough!
Tang Wan used outdoor cameras, which were directly lifted up and placed over the lawn. With just a look, Tang Wan could control the cameras. It was very convenient to use them. In order to see where the pets were going, Tang Wan took a panoramic view of the enclosed lawn. After a couple seconds of silence, exclamation marks came up in rows: so big!
It isn’t the ordinary kind of big!Your family is so rich! No wonder you won’t glance at seven million!Even in a remote place on β Ursae Minoris, a home with such a large lawn would be worth billions!
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Upstairs, don’t be excited. Maybe it’s a third-class planet. The land on a third-class planet isn’t so expensive.
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Tang Wan looked up at the palace, which he could see with the naked eye, and calculated how close his home was. Wouldn’t the land be more expensive?
Too lazy to struggle with the problem, Tang Wan clapped his hands and said to everyone, “Recently, I seemed to have gained more spiritual strength. Now, I not only can summon one species, but I can summon many more. First up to appear is the Rabbit Heavenly Regiment, led by Luo Bei.”
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Without his natural enemy, Luo Bei and his little rabbit brothers sauntered onto the lawn and received a round of applause. Tang Wan introduced the rabbits to the audience, “Dutch rabbits, countryside rabbits, lop-eared rabbits, their breeds can be determined from their appearance. Their names are also very good: Luo Bei, Coriander, Beancurd, Cucumber, Beans……”
The audience was dumbfounded at all of the rabbits’ names being vegetable names, but couldn’t control themselves, feeling the fur of the ancient Earth’s rabbits.
Not only did they pet them themselves, they also called their friends to come. Petting rabbits was like petting cats, they couldn’t stop petting at all, they still wanted to do it!
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Of course, there were so many rabbits and the audience was curious, asking, “Tang Tang, can you remember their names by yourself?”
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“Of course.” Tang Wan tapped open the system, checking out that animals that he had bought. Every entry had a name on top, clear as day.
The comments were a wave of
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Some people were very curious: Tang Tang, if your spiritual strength very high? We’ve never heard of a person summoning so many living things at once……
Tang Wan touched his chin. He wondered if he’d be too conspicuous. Would it give Zong He more trouble? He hastened to say modestly, “I’ve never thought about it before, but what I summon can’t be used in battle, they can only sell meng. It shouldn’t take too much spiritual strength.”
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The type of comments changed: You grow a little heart ba!Haha! I see you foolishly keeping quiet!Are you stupid?! It has nothing to do with fighting! Quickly test your spiritual strength, if you reach A-level, you can get a lot of benefits!
I’m sorry everyone, I’m taking my
blue friend
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……
Tang Wan was embarrassed, had he said something wrong?
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“Okay, skipping this topic.” Tang Wan stiffly changed the subject. “Next, let’s look at the hamster babies. They don’t like strong light, so I built them a small shed.”
Tang Wan pointed towards the virtual screen and pulled out a window. The previous one had only shot rabbits and this one shot hamsters. The audience could choose for themselves. “They’re Da Mao, Er Mao, San Man, Si Mao, Wu Mao, Liu Mao,
Qi Mao
The audience all understood his routine and said: You don’t need to introduce them, we understand. However many hamsters there are would be how many Mao’s there are.How round, how chubby!The hamsters are raised well, and their fur is smooth!They’re really amazing, there’s a lot of stuff in their mouth. How awesome!Cute!Just the names aren’t good, Daddy Tang really doesn’t want to change their names?
Tang Wan: “Isn’t it especially good? The babies with these names are well raised.”
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The audience was too lazy to argue: Ok, ok, ok. It’s whatever you say.
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There were still people saying: Want to see Da Zhuang! Begging Da Zhuang to come out!
“Da Zhuang went to school. My family’s little nephew has gotten big and wants to go out to temper himself. Ah, it’s empty and lonely. I’ll let Xuan Feng come out and say hello to everyone.”
Tang Wan also felt that after he spoke, he was also happy, but he inexplicably felt that Xuan Feng had been sent to fill up his phone bill.
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Xuan Feng’s mouth ran as it came out, “Little sister, a mua ~”
At first, the audience all thought that Tang Wan was a local tyrant and that it didn’t matter whether or not they gave a reward. Now they were all excited and it truly didn’t matter. They all threw gifts: buy candy for Xuan Feng to eat!Eat, Xuan Feng! Buy melon seeds!Buy food for Da Mao!Buy Luo Bei carrots!
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Tang Wan looked at it, squinting. “Today, I’ll introduce you to two new friends, the pony and the mini-donkey. They haven’t been named yet.”
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The studio was quiet, curiously watching the new species, daring to tentatively reach out and touch them.
Someone asked: Is this pony the ancestor of the giant pony?
Tang Wan nodded, “Correct. Their bodies are three meters tall and one kick from a giant pony can break a wall. They grew like this when they were on Earth.”
The audience didn’t know what to say. Good meng pets grew up to be like this, the fixed point was too wicked!
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“Well, I’ve already come up with names for them.” Tang Wan said solemnly, interrupting everyone’s thoughts. “The pony is called Iron Pillar and the mini-donkey is called
Er Hei
Audience: !!!Will you change the names if we struggle?
Tang Wan refused. “Of course I won’t.”
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Audience: Okay then~ As long as
Xiao Gege
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Tang Wan was very satisfied with these two names. He let Iron Pillar and Er Hei play by themselves and called over Shen Zhu Ge. He let everyone see its hairstyle, leading to a barrage of hahahaha’s. They all became little monsters eating haha eggs, and nothing else on the screen could be seen!
Tang Wan also gave it a cold shoulder, combing Shen Zhu Ge’s hair. “Let’s change the hairstyle. What about a small braid?”
The audience let out another wave of hahahaha’s, the screen awash with gifts, all to buy a hair tie for Shen Zhu Ge.
Five minutes later, two alpacas were happily running on the lawn, their hearts filled like an ocean, waves flying.
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Looking at them, Tang Wan was also a bit happy, but only wanted to curse out: Which village did the silly girl run out from?!
He took a picture to give to Zong He to look at. But after he took the picture, he noticed that he didn’t have his
communications number
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They had been married for over a year and now slept in the same bed, but he didn’t even know his partner’s communications number. Tang Wan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Not many others would be able to do things to the extent that they did.
At this time, there were people sending waves of comments wildly: hire you to work as a pet manager in my house, sincerely hire. With annual salary of ten million, you can do whatever you want to do and can broadcast everyday.
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The comments were peaceful for a while, but after continuing adding on seven hundred thousand, there was another one pitching an additional ten million. If it was true, normal people’s interest would be piqued.
Tang Wan apologized, “Sorry, I can’t do that. I haven’t been to school and my health isn’t good. I’m weak, helpless, and pitiful. My relative’s not in good health, he needs a wheelchair to get around. He can barely walk two steps and needs treatment everyday. I need to take care of him.”
At this time, Zong He, who has just finished his military affairs, rushed home. Listening to this as soon as he got off the plane, his expression soured. Who was weak, helpless, and pitiful? Who had to get around in a wheelchair? Who could only walk two steps and suffered?
When Tang Wan heard the movement behind him and went all out to appease the other: “Marshal daren should
open an aircraft carrier in his belly
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Zong He was equally serious. “No, I have a small stomach and eat little.
An aircraft carrier can’t fly
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Tang Wan: “……hmph.”
At this time in the Marquis’ mansion, a middle-aged man in a housekeeper’s outfit apologetically reported to the young master: “Young master, the host said that he can’t come.”
The young master’s expression chilled and he slammed his hands on the table. “Find out where he lives and go talk to him. I must get that cat. If he doesn’t come, we’ll just take his cat and not let him go on!”
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And Tang Tang’s naming sense strikes again (^・ω・^ )