After the match resumes, every member of MOMO only has one thought left on their minds â Snatch the Dragon! They have to snatch the Dragon!
Meanwhile, the audience watching behind their screens also roars in their hearts â Snatch the Dragon ba! Snatch the Dragon again!
Almost everyone wants to know, is PG going ballistic once their Dragon is snatched a coincidence, or is there some kind of metaphysics?
10 minutes into the commencement of the game, the Demonic Dragon refreshes.
From then on, MOMOâs jungler, Zhis, never stopped touching the Dragon.
When Frozen Heart was in the Bottom Lane double-killing, Burial Sword was touching the Dragon.
When Frozen Heart was ganking the mid-laner, Burial Sword came over to assist, but passed by the Dragon Den on the way, and he touched the Dragon.
When Frozen Heart went to the Top Lane to destroy their turret, not only did Burial Sword touch the Dragon, even MOMOâs mid-laner, Peacock Plume, also snuck in a few touches.
Touch the Dragon â That means to drop an attack and run.
ăHAHAHAHAHA what did the dragon ever do to you!ă
ăDemonic Dragon: Why is there always someone touching me?ă
ăMOMO, this team, is seriously too hilarious!ă
Not only was the comments barrage teased into laughter by Zhisâ indecent groping, even Halfling canât help cackling: ăI think MOMO must be feeling a little angsty in this match. In particular, thereâs their familyâs jungler. He keeps touching the dragon â his intent to snatch is way too obvious! ă
Candy: ăHahaha, itâs only natural since their opponent is PG! Although both are teams that debuted in the same season, PG got into the Top 8. For better or worse, MOMO is bound to have some pressure when battling PG!ă
Halfling: ăThe second demonic disk has been refreshed! We can see that Frozen Heart is currently racing down to the Bottom Lane. He must be intending to conquer this Demonic Disk. As for MOMOâŠâŠ Burial Sword is still touching the Dragon.ă
When he says that line, Halfling doesnât know whether to laugh or cry.
The comments barrage, on the other hand, have already laughed themselves half to death:
ăHAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me, may I ask, is Zhis a clown invited by a monkey?ă
ăZhisâ ingenious dragon-snatching ways in the last match simply took my breath away. And now, in this matchâŠâŠă
ăHAHAHA! That glory canât last for more than three seconds!ă
Since Zhis is currently in the game, he naturally doesnât know the commentators and barrageâs evaluation of him. At this particular moment, he only has one notion remaining in his head â The Dragon is mine! This Dragon is booked by me! Besides me, no one gets to touch it!
Thereafter, PG indeed doesnât get the slightest chance to touch the Dragon. However, survival also becomes an onerous ordeal for Zhisâ teammates.
After being ganked by Frozen Heart for three times in a row, MOMOâs mid-laner (Peacock Plume) finally canât refrain from saying: ăBro, about the dragonâŠâŠ Of course, we have to snatch it. But can you please just spare a thought for that despicable Frozen Heart? Weâre about to lose!ă
Zhis: âWah, you canât even defeat Frozen Heart, youâre such a veggie!â
The mid-laner nearly spits out a mouthful of blood: âIf youâre not a veggie, you should go solo him ah!â
Zhis: âI donât want to. I want to snatch the dragon!â
Who the hell can tolerate this?!
MOMOâs marksman finally canât bear to continue listening: âHow the fuck is this snatching the dragon? I only fucking see you touching the dragon!â
Zhis: âWhat do you know? Iâm securing the Dragon and grinding for my equipment!â
Marksman: âHow long more does your fucking equipment need?â
Zhis: âBy my rough estimation, itâll be done by the time you get ganked by Frozen Heart two more fucking times.â
Marksman: ââŠâŠWhy donât you just fucking go die!â
Just like that, under the comments barrageâs ridicule and his teammatesâ cussing, Burial Sword rises to Lv. 13 and gains 4 sets of equipment. And then, Zhis no longer touches the dragon anymore, directly snatching it!
ăMOMO is snatching the Dragon!ăRealizing that this time, theyâre not simply touching the Dragon but officially attempting a snatch, Candy canât refrain from crying out in shock, ăWill they be found out by PG?!ă
ăFrozen Heart must have realized it!ăHalfling replies, ăHe is heading towards the Demonic Dragon at the moment! The other demons are also all scrambling to assemble in the Dragon Den. Based on the looks of it, theyâll open a Team Battle in the Dragon Den!ă
The facts will prove that Halflingâs conjecture isnât wrong â Shortly after Burial Sword single-handedly takes off one-fifth of the Demonic Dragonâs health, PGâs members assembled there, and almost at the same time, MOMOâs side also made a full attendance.
With everyone in attendance in the Dragon Den, before anyone is able to make a move on the Dragon, the Demonic Dragon uses a single Earthquake Fissure and flings all troops into the sky.
During the landing, Jing Yu is the first to react and aims his Snow Allure on the enemy Death God. After having Frozen Heart link up, he immediately Ults!
A snowstorm erupts with Death God as its epicentre, trapping the enemy Peacock Plume, Chronos, and Jinghua Shuiyue in the surroundings and freezing them all into ice statues!
Following right after that, Scarlet Fury releases his Ult. Blood Pool Purgatoryâs frightening AP instantaneously saps away a large amount of blood.
Satan doesnât even bat an eye at Burial Sword and thrashes the enemiesâ back line. Following that, Centaur also pulls out his own Bow to lodge a rain of arrows upon Chronos, swiftly taking down a head!
System: ăCentaur, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Chronos has been slain!ă
Right at this moment, Death God forks out his Release. Sickle Hook clips onto Scarlet Fury and hauls him right before Peacock Plume. Swiftly thereafter, Frozen Heartâs CC loses effect. Peacock Plume doesnât even think about it and immediately releases her Ult in Scarlet Furyâs face!
Scarlet Fury was forced to eat the Ult. Using his 2nd and 1st ability in unison, right after CCâing Peacock Plume, he drains her blood at the speed of light, topping up his blood by an entire quarter!
System: ăScarlet Fury, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Peacock Plume has been slain!ă
Nevertheless, Ye Hongâs triumph doesnât last for long. In time, his hard-earned blood is easily slashed away by the enemy Death Godâs Death Sickle!
System: ăDeath God, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe ally Scarlet Fury has been slain!ă
When Death God released Sickle Hook, Frozen Heart and Centaur were able to dodge with their motion-control, thereby avoiding any damage.
After Scarlet Fury is slain, Centaur ducks behind Satan to hide, releasing a mad barrage of attacks on Death God! In the end, Death Godâs head was still collected by Frozen Heartâs 1st ability.
System: ăFrozen Heart, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Death God has been slain!ă
After critical-hitting and killing the Death God, Frozen Heartâs Teleport refreshes, and he unhesitatingly links up to Jinghua Shuiyue. Unexpectedly, Jinghua Shuiyueâs speed exceeds his predictions. Using a single Roving Mirage, he CCâs Frozen Heart, Satan, and Centaur all at once, turning his back to flee!
But how can Han Leng possibly let him escape? A Flash and a Bubble later, he is CCâed.
Not long after, Roving Mirage loses its effect. All members of PG dive towards Jinghua Shuiyue like a stampede. Yet, just as they are able to utterly thrash him, they abruptly realize something.
The first to react is Jing Yu: âWhat are we ganking for?! Snatch the Dragon ah!â
Upon hearing this order, PGâs members react as though woken up from a dream, throwing Jinghua Shuiyue aside to surge back towards the Dragon Den.
However, at this moment, Burial Sword has already gotten the Demonic Dragonâs blood down to below a fifth. With the end in sight, he doesnât give a flipping shit about his teammatesâ life or death.
Having just completed a round of acing, PG already doesnât have much abilities left â All save for Frozen Heartâs Smite!
Jing Yu makes his Frozen Heart charge towards the Demonic Dragon at the fastest possible speed. Despite that, right as he managed to get to the Demonic Dragonâs side, the Demonic Dragon uses yet another Earthquake Fissure and lurches him into the sky. Immediately thereafter, Jinghua Shuiyue Flashes over and throws a CC at him.
Jing Yu: âFuck!â
He can only watch as his Frozen Heart was CCâed excruciatingly. Jinghua Shuiyue is then hacked to death by Centaur with a few attacks.
System: ăCentaur, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Jinghua Shuiyue has been slain!ă
With this, PG and MOMOâs team battle results in a 1 for 4. Yet, thereâs hardly any cause for celebration. Thatâs because in the next second, MOMOâs lone lucky survivor Burial Sword swiftly forks out his Smite and snatches the Demonic Dragon!
Even if Satan seized the timing to take away the Demonic Dragonâs remaining blood; Even if Centaur ganked Jinghua Shuiue and immediately turned his bow on Burial Sword.
âNo one is able to stop Zhisâ Burial Sword from Snatching the Dragon!
System: ăBurial Sword has conquered the Demonic Dragon!ă
System: ăThe Dragon Army is infiltrating the Battlefield!ă
ăMOMO HAS DONE IT!ăCandy screams emotionally, utterly shook, ăMOMOâs Burial Sword has, once again, snatched the dragon! This team certainly is brilliant when it comes to snatching the dragon ah!ă
ăPlayer Zhis is incredible!ăHalfling canât help lauding, ăAlthough his relentless touching of the Dragon is quite dirty, when it comes to battling the dragon, regardless of his motion-control or his abilitiesâ usage timing, he performed well in every aspect! I think if Zhis is playing an MMORPG, he would certainly fare well in a PvE*!ă
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(*PvE: Player vs Environment / NPC)
Candy: ăIndeed! That was quite a huge risk heâs taken to let a Burial Sword of this level go up against a Dragon in a solo match. But most of that dragonâs health was taken down by him!ă
Halfling: ăNow, letâs take a look at how PG will counter this situation. Unlike the last round, although MOMO was still aced by PG this time, their revival time wonât be as long. Not to mention, PG is also down by a mage. And the Demonic Disk still hasnât refreshed.ă
Candy: ăEverything seems to be leaning in favour of MOMO. It all boils down to whether MOMO can maintain this advantage or not!ă
The pair goes on to commentate, totally oblivious to the fact that the comments barrage had already gone mad right when the Dragon was stolen by Burial Sword. The entire screen is covered with the four words, ăTHE SEAL IS RELEASED!ă.
Meanwhile, on PGâs side, they have also entered a tense state of a strategic deployment.
After Jing Yu returns to the fountain to top up his HP, he immediately surges towards the Mid Lane: âMid Lane, Mid Lane! Marksman, hurry up!â
Under Frozen Heartâs lead, PGâs demons assemble in the Mid Lane. Merman boosts, Satan suppresses, Centaur attacks from the back lines. The first wave of the Dragon Army is quickly destroyed at a terrifying pace.
âMarksman, go to the Top Lane! Mage, follow me!â
Merman guards Centaur and both hasten to the Top Lane. With a few refreshes, there comes another dragon wave. The revived Peacock Plume hastily rushes to the Bottom Lane, tossing a few abilities to clear the dragons, and with the addition of Satan and Frozen Heartâs attacks, they wipe the floor with the first wave.
âAssemble in the Mid Lane! Prepare for a team battle!â
The members of PG thus reassembled in the Mid Lane. At this moment of time, the revived members of MOMO also arrive at the Mid Lane. Following the second dragon wave, they are just waiting for the Dragon Army to invade the base of the turret, so as to join forces in pushing it.
And yet, just as the Demonic Dragon Army was just about to invade the turret, a flash of cold light suddenly links up to the frontmost Death God. Almost at the same time, Satan blatantly launches a frontal attack, Ulting together in time with Frozen Heart!
Snowstorm and Hands in Darknessâ special effects interweave, instantly transforming the place where MOMO stood into a terror-striking hell!
Even if Death God and Chronos responded with a Release at once, they were still unable to escape Scarlet Furyâs Blood Pool Purgatory which followed immediately thereafter â This truly is a Purgatory!
System: ăScarlet Fury, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Peacock Plume has been slain!ă
System: ăScarlet Fury, Double Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Chronos has been slain!ă
âRetreat!â Under Jing Yuâs orders, PG immediately retreats, dodging Jinghua Shuiyueâs Ultimate. Subsequently, almost at the same moment, Burial Sword ambushes them from the back, directly Ulting at PGâs back line!
System: ăBurial Sword, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe ally Centaur has been slain!ă
âBURIAL SWORD! Itâs Burial Sword again! You motherfucker @#%âŠâŠâ Luo Yiming cusses again. He swears, if he ever meets Zhis, he will sock him in his face as a meeting gift!
Ye Hong snickers: âThe hell are you cussing for? Youâre the veggie, not even able to dodge an Ult.â
No sooner has he said it, Burial Swordâs Teleport refreshes and he uses a Teleport to directly get beside his Scarlet Fury, raising his 40 metres long sword to ruthlessly swing right through!
System: ăBurial Sword, Double Kill!ă
System: ăThe ally Scarlet Fury has been slain!ă
Ye Hong: ââŠâŠâ
Luo Yiming: âHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A VEGGIE!â
Qin Fei: âYou bunch of veggies! HissâIâll avenge you!â
Saying this, Qin Fei immediately directs his Satan to change targets, barrelling towards Burial Sword. Even if Satan only has half his blood and is solo-ing a Burial Sword at maximum health, he is hardly cowed. Not to mention, thereâs still Frozen Heart on their side!
Burial Sword is CCâed by Satan with no hopes of release. His health bar depletes at a frightening pace. On the other side, after Frozen Heart clears Jinghua Shuiyueâs last skin of blood, he unhesitatingly uses his ability to link up to Burial Sword.
Unexpectedly, before he even got the chance to Teleport over, Burial Sword was ganked!
System: ăMerman, First Kill!ă
System: ăThe enemy Burial Sword has been slain!ă
En? Wait a sec? Merman?!
Jing Yu, who failed to take a head, clicks open Han Lengâs equipment full of dissatisfaction. The edges of his mouth twitch: âHan Ge, when did you pull out your AD build?â
Han Leng grins deviously: âJust now~â
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Tamaâs Public Apology: Iâm sorry! I didnât know Jinghua Shuiyue is a guy! All the Jinghua Shuiyueâs I met online were gals!!! I wouldnât have done it if I knew!
Mara: Lololololol #confused genders #male or female #discussion of the century #both are welcome But, that peach called Zhis really needs a spanking⊠I hope the Dragon sues him after the match for indecency~
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