Aunt Flo shall never come to visit. This whole life, she wouldnât!
However, itâs not wrong to say heâs a bit down.
After playing one round, Jing Yu finally realizes his own abnormal behavior just now. He quickly consoles his little angels:
âThank you, everyone, for your concern. Iâm fine⊠Iâm in good condition, so thereâs no need to worry⊠En, itâs true Iâm feeling a bit under the weather⊠The reason? Not telling you~â
ăThen, will we still see Frozen Heart today?ă
ăLetâs use Frozen Heart the next round!ă
ăCompared to Moonshadow Spider, Goldfishâs Frozen Heart is even more bloodthirsty!ă
Jing Yu tumbles into silence. In the end, he still satisfies the barrageâs request: âOkay, Iâll use Frozen Heart to fight a standard match then.â
Jing Yu clicks to enter standard mode, insta-locking Frozen Heart. Upon spotting the teammateâs âAre you insane?â, he immediately blocks the chatroom.
ăGoldfish blocked the chatroom?ă
ăWhy did you block it???ă
ăWhat should Goldfish do if not block? Wait to get roasted?ă
ăSome people really are too toxic. What do they take our houseâs Goldfish as?ă
ăThatâs right! Is it so fun to watch Goldfish get flamed?!ă
Jing Yu even minimized the comments barrage, so he naturally donât see the comments.
The game begins. 32 mins later, under a situation where one teammate is AFK, Jing Yuâs party successfully clinches victory.
Frozen Heart contributed with a score of 12 Kills: 8 Deaths: 3 Assists. As usual, he is the MVP. Yet, compared to that match with Moonshadow Spider just now, Frozen Heart is still clearly on a lower level.
ăReally want to see the enemyâs reaction so badly.ă
ă+Teammatesâ reaction.ă
ăHoly guacamole?!ă
ăGoldfishâs entering another round?!ă
ăLooks like Goldfishâs really in a bad mood today.ă
ăDid he get dumped by his gal?ă
ăUpstairs, donât go there! GFâs my Hubby!ă
After analyzing his post-battle score, Jing Yu directly clicks âNew Gameâ. Donât talk about interacting with the comments barrage, he doesnât even spare a single eye for the comments.
Once again insta-locking Frozen Heart, once again blocking the chatroom and quietly yet barbarically finishing off the opponents, the match reaches its conclusion within 38 mins.
16 Kills: 9 Deaths: 10 Assists. This matchâs score is higher than the last one, yet it is still dominated by Moonshadow Spiderâs.
Just as he thinks of opening a new round, the abrupt realization that heâs still live-streaming hits him. Jing Yu jerks in surprise, turning his head to the comments barrage at once.
Thank heavens he hadnât looked at it before. Because this one glance certainly has him stuck between crying and laughing.
ăGoldfish, be good. Donât be mad anymore.ă
ăGiving Goldfish a hair stroke. No, it should be a scale stroke?ă
ăCâmon, give us a glance, Goldfish! Even if youâre dumped by your gal, youâve still got us!ă
ăThatâs right, thatâs right! A bunch of wifeys are waiting to flirt back with you~ă
Ever since he lost the practice match with Frozen Heart, Jing Yu doesnât really dare to use him anymore. Whenever he uses him, there is that feeling of an inevitable loss. Yet, he still stubbornly grits on, not wanting to be defeated.
Upon slipping into the zone, he totally forgot he was still live-streaming.
Gazing at the barrage filled with flowery comforts, he canât help but let out an airy laugh.
ăWah! Did Goldfish laugh just now? Tell me itâs not a hallucination!ă
ăEven his laughterâs so charming. As expected of my Husbando!ă
ăSuch a nice guy, how can anyone bear to dump him!ă
Jing Yuâs smile becomes hopelessly amused: âI donât have a girlfriend, so being dumped and the like, it wonât ever happen.â
ăThen, why donât you consider me eh?ă
ăGoldfish, tell us, what type do you like?ă
ăGoldfish, tell us, do you like boys or girls?ă
ăMe, me, me! Can gong, can shou!ă
(**can gong can shou ćŻæ»ćŻć: XD Can be seme or uke. How flexible!)
âThatâs enough coming from you guys~â Jing Yu is once more teased to laughter, his kittenish lilt finally revived, âIâve got so many wives already. What more do I want a girlfriend for?â
ăGoldfish, you donât just have a wife, youâve also have a hubby!ă
âA hubby? Nope, zip, nada. I donât have one.â Jing Yu obstinately denies, âI always gong!â
ăYou think the citizensâ police will buy your bullshit?ă
ăPlease use your sassy tone to repeat those three words.ă
ăTypically, the ones who say theyâre gong are the shou.ă
ăUpstairs, you donât run! Thou hast brought the truth!ă
âHuan, Iâm not arguing with you guys~â Jing Yu canât win against the barrage, so he shamelessly changes the topic, âThatâs right. Do you guys want to see me play the other positions? For example, how about solo-laning for once?â
ăFrozen Heart solo-laning?ă
âItâs impossible for Frozen Heart to solo-lane.â Jing Yu says whilst clicking into standard mode, âSuddenly, I just want to try solo-laning. Letâs see whether I really can.â
ăA true man never says he canât!ă
Jing Yu: ââŠâŠâ
After entering into Standard mode, Jing Yu selects Burial Sword. With a bit of hesitation, he switches out to Mad Bones. In the end, he still trades him back for Burial Sword, insta-locking.
29 mins later, theyâve lost. And it was devastatingly so.
Jing Yuâs Burial Swordâs score was: 8 Kills: 12 Deaths: 5 Assists. He did not even get the losing MVP.
ăBOOM! Your reputation has crashed!ă
ăYour reputation has crashed hahaha!ă
ăGoldfish, how can you be so excellent at playing solo-laner?ă
ăYouâre not tanking enough, Goldfish!ă
Jing Yu sucks in his bottom lip: âNot enough, again!â
ăBetter not.ă
ăGoldfish, youâre better off playing the Jungler. Trust us.ă
Solo-laner and Jungler. One openly tanks out in the clearing and the other blankets himself in the shadows to sneak attack. These are totally two play styles on opposite sides of the same spectrum.
Jing Yu has foresight for tanking, yet he is lacking in his ability. Coincidentally, the teammates he was auto-matched with also didnât have the slightest sense for co-oping, watching him be slaughtered right before their very eyes.
Itâs so hardâŠâŠ
How exactly was Qin Fei able to switch between solo-laning and jungling?
Afterwards, Jing Yu played a few more standard matches as a jungler, winning some and losing some.
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At 11 pm, after interacting a bit more with the comments barrage, he bids them goodnight and ends the stream.
Just when heâs about to exit the game to go take a shower, he receives a message out of the blue.
asdf: Making you a professional account. What ID do you want?
asdf: Itâs best if itâs English.
Jing Yu blanks out for a moment. Upon brief consideration, he replies two letters:
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: gF
asdf: Oh? Whyâs that?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: gold Fish
asdf: âŠâŠ
asdf: Okay, you win.
asdf: pg-gF, Welcome to pg this big family!
Seeing this line, Jing Yu sucks in his bottom lip, feeling his blood surge heatedly in his veins. Just when he is about to return a âI will do my bestâ + a few exclamation marks, before he can even type, he receives another message.
asdf: Give me your phone number ba. More convenient to contact you.
Jing Yu doesnât even pause to think and sends his phone number over.
asdf: You have QQ?
Jing Yu sends his QQ number over again.
asdf: Your Weibo id is?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: â Look at my id.
asdf: Send me a selfie?
Jing Yu picks up his nearly phone, aiming at himself while he makes a pose. After a fair amount of struggling, he finally manages to take a passable one.
Then he looks down at the next message:
asdf: All Nude.
Jing Yu: â???â
asdf: Youâre not really taking ba?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: Iâm not, I donât, donât speak nonsense.
asdf: Haha, Iâm just joking. It really feels like youâll give whatever I want. Youâre too obedient.
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: _(:Đ·ăâ )_
asdf: Have you finished packing up?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: En.
asdf: Then you should turn in early. Good night.
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: Goodnight.
After replying, seeing as if asdf is not logging off, Jing Yu takes the initiative to leave the game. Thereafter, his line of sight falls upon his phoneâs screen. Heâs caught between crying and laughing.
Qin Fei told him to take a selfie, and he actually took it on the spot. If not for Qin Fei adding, âAll Nudeâ, he really would have sent out his own selfie.
After thinking about it, heâs a little frightened â Heâd been totally led by the nose!
Jing Yu shuts down the computer and goes to take a shower.
After drying his hair, he returns to his bedside, snuggling into the nest of blankets with his phone. Only then does he realize he had received a message.
The sender is an unknown number, the contents is: âI am Qin Fei. This is my number. Save it in your contacts.â
Jing Yu obediently adds the number to his phoneâs contact list. Then, his lips subconsciously turn up.
âI will do my best!â He says it to an empty room, blurting out the things he didnât manage to say before, âI wonât drag your feet down. I promise!â
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The Author has something to say: chapter, they can finally cohabit la~
Translatorâs Notes: Recently, Iâve been concerned about the use of Chinglish turning potential readers away. Iâve tried my hand at minimizing all Chinglish in this chapter. Which do you prefer?
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