âWe didnât know even know that and we-âŚ.. Iâm sorry! Hey, hurry you tooâŚâ
âWeâre very sorry!â
Both the douchebags bowed down to me at a 90-degree angle.
Their whole attitude changed after coming to know that Iâm close to the player associationâs president.
It really is scary huh, power that is.
âI get it so both of you, please stop it.â
Itâs true that it feels satisfying, but that doesnât mean I have an evil hobby of watching someone keep bending their back.
[âSung Hyun-sookâ is frustrated and says âIf it were me I wouldâve beaten them to death, itâs a problem your personality is too gentle!â]
If I kill them as my temper pleases then your son will socially die, mom.
ââŚAhem. I apologize once again for my unnecessary disrespect when youâve put in so much effort for public safety. For now, it has been confirmed without a doubt that you, Mr. Hwang Jae-min has rescued everyone from the herd of orcs.â
Only then did the boss, straighten his back and said what he should have said earlier.
In short?
The monster relief compensation money will be deposited by the association within three days to my account. The right to sell by-products left by the monsters like skin, flesh, blood, muscle, etc. is attributed to my name.
âIs there anything else you are curious about or anything we can help you with?â
âHmmâŚâ
Looks like he wants to help with whatever possible just in case any issue arises later.
Thereâs no reason for me to necessarily refuse when heâs offering to do me a favour.
I wonder if thereâs anything?
Suddenly, I remembered what uncle said earlier before ending the call.
â Come to the association first. We need to talk.
âŚFor the time being, I wanted to hide the fact that I woke up from him. But fine, now that things have turned out to be like this, I guess Iâll have a proper breakthrough.
I opened my mouth to speak, glancing at the black sedan which both these guys rode and came here.
âThen give me a ride till the association.â
When I have the chance, I gotta save that transport money.
***
âYou play with uncle here. Weâll be right backâ
10 years ago, when Germadon descended.
The words mom said to me with dad waiting in the front.
Soon after, my mother quietly looked at the president of the association standing next to me.
Nothing was said, but that glance definitely meant this.
âPlease look after my son.â
After that, I became an orphan and grew up at uncleâs residence.
He raised me like his biological child.
He didnât forget my momâs last request and carried out her request throughout his life.
I also treated uncle sincerely as my real father.
âAfter feeding and putting you to sleep for years, I doubted my ears when you suddenly said you want to move out.â
ââŚâŚâ
âAnd when you called after half a year saying you awakened, I wondered if this was really the reality.â
ââŚâŚâ
âWell, itâs good I guess. And awakening is not something you can do as you wish. â
A skyscraper, located behind the assembly hall main road.
On the top-most floor in the associationâs headquarters, I was going through the emotions of becoming a sinner.
Heâs so good at talking gently but brutally hitting a person with facts.
In the past though, he would first start by nagging violently at-
âBut going on a death match with so many orcs alone is just not it,
you reckless punk! You think youâve got two lives?!â
Nevermind. He just saved it for later.
Uncle, who had just entered his old age, said it while frowning even when he had so many wrinkles.
I was scared to look him in the eye so I kept glancing at the nameplate on the table for no reason.
Mmh, President Lee Tae-ho. Youâre very cool.
âPresident, if you get worked up like this then your hair will-â
âDonât talk about hair in front of me!â
A young pretty lady standing next to uncle, touched his sore spot with a calm face.
She is uncleâs secretary and I already know her from my 1st life.
I think her name was Yoo Su-yeon.
Her eyes are kinda scary so Iâve never had a proper conversation with her though.
âNot even a goblin but a D rank orcâŚ! My heart hurts even now just by thinking about it! Hyun-sook, watching from above must be cursing out loud at me saying what kind of an irresponsible bastard!â
[âSung Hyun-sookâ bursts into laughter and says âThis guy has lost a lot of hair since the past huh!â]
[âSung Hyun-sookâ canât control her laughter and says âI need to find if there is any hair loss medicine in the Hall of Fame!â]
Sheâs currently saying things that would make you curse out loud thoughâŚ
âLook!â
Uncle shouted and turned the PC monitor towards me.
On the screen, a news article with a video attached was displayed.
The title read,
-[Breaking news] âOutbreakâ in Gwanak District, Seoul, In just 10 minutes an unknown player-âŚ.
Ah.
âYouâve become a celebrity!â
Click.
-[Report 1] Mysterious player known to have awakened on the same dayâŚEstimated to be at least B-class.
-[Report 2] Who is the mysterious player? Witnesses currently on the move to the association testifyâŚ
Itâs not even been an hour and the news is already spreading like wildfire.
And what do you mean by at least B-class..Iâm an F-class though.
âIâve told you so many times that itâs best to live quietly!â
[âSung Hyun-sookâ wipes her tears and says âIâm so proud of you son!â]
âŚWho should I follow? Iâm dying of dizziness.
âHuuâŚâ
After cooling the heat on his head with a sigh, Uncle suddenly asked.
âWhatâs your Guardian Deityâs name?â
âUm, itâsâŚâ
I was in a dilemma.
Is it okay to tell uncle that mom is my Guardian deity?
âCough, cough.â
It would look suspicious if I didnât say anything for long so I pretended to cough.
In the meantime, mom is being silent.
Does she mean I can do whatever feels right?
In that case.
âThe nickname is âJoong-won Sword Deityâ. Have you heard it before?â
Even if itâs uncle, I donât think he will easily believe the absurd story of mom being my Guardian deity.
Heâll probably be like what kind of crazy nonsense is that.
It will be a bother to explain it to him so letâs just hide it.
âJoong-won Sword DeityâŚ? Judging by the nickname sounds likely a very high ranking Guardian deity.â
If trash like that is a high ranking Guardian deity then the âHall of Fameâ should just shut down.
âLeave thatâŚâ
Uncle tapped the table with his thick fingers, making a da-da-dak sound
Thatâs a sign that weâre going to start a lengthy lecture starting from now.
Ah, Iâm already about to lose my mind.
âYou have talent as a player, Iâm sure of it. My eyes donât lie. No wonder, youâre their sonâŚâ
No. Itâs because of the vitamin pill though.
Because I didnât have any of that damn talent, during my 1st life I kept hearing âDid you throw away all of your parentâs good genes as soon as they cut your umbilical cord or what?!â to the point I was sick of it. Damn it.
âBut Jae-minâŚI still wish you would lead an ordinary life. Please at least you. Player? Sounds good. You get to earn a lot of money, have a high social reputation but the problem is you can die young in the blink of an eye! If it was me, I would never do it.â
Is that what the person in charge of the playerâs association has to say?
Until now the pattern of the conversation is pretty similar to the one in the 1st life. Except for the talent part.
If I keep going along with it the same way then my freshly found 2nd life will turn into âdog shitâ like before.
During that time, regardless of my opinion, uncle handed this official letter to the association.
âIf a player license is granted to Hwang Jae-min, then disciplinary action will be followed based on the newly enacted association regulations.â
Even if you awaken and register yourself as a player, you canât enter the gate unless you take a test organized by the association and get a âlicenseâ.
It was only about 1 and a half years later that the absurd notice handed by him was taken down.
I canât let this life, which is only going to be better, turn that way.
[âSung Hyun-sookâ suggests âNow that it has come to this, how about we come to a mutual agreement using hair fall medicine?â]
âŚThat doesnât sound too bad but mom, I think thereâs always the danger of him feeling hurt instead.
Itâs okay. Iâve already thought of a plan.
âI understand what you mean, uncle. I totally do. But I still want to choose this path. Iâm sincere about it.â
âHa! I think youâve become too confident just by killing a few orcs alone, but thereâs a lot worse-â
âI know it too. Thatâs why I have a suggestion.â
âA suggestion?â
Uncle raised one of his eyebrows.
âIsnât there that thing in the association. The training program. What was the name againâŚ?â
âHm? Are you talking about Cyber Field? How do you know about-â
âYes, that. CF. I heard that itâs been covered with dust because thereâs no one whoâs doing it nowadays? How about I clean that dust?â
âNo, Iâm asking how do you know about that?â
âThe internet is pretty scary nowadays, isnât it! See. Just because I caught a few orcs, my whole identity is about to be revealed already.â
Thatâs obviously a lie.
No matter how wide and open the internet is, official information only known to a few people doesnât spread around like that.
On this day, after I lost my home, with uncleâs help I started staying in a dormitory dedicated to players who belong to the association
And naturally, I would come to know a lot of things too.
ââŚA guy who has just awakened wants to do CF? Killing the orcs was probably a lot easier you know?â
âJust know thatâs how desperate I am. Isnât it sad to just end it after killing a few orcs after youâve woken up?â
ââŚâŚ.â
âIf I end up doing it and it still doesnât please you? Iâll clearly give up on it then.â
If this was the first life, nothing I say would have persuaded him.
But this time, itâs different.
Because this time I have the title âThe one who killed more than ten orcs by himself on the day he awakenedâ!
âI donât think itâs a bad idea, president.â
Just then.
The charming beauty broke the silence.
Uncle and I turned our heads in the same direction at the same time.
Towards secretary Yoo Su-yeon.
Huh, why is she suddenly�
âThis is my personal opinion, but I donât think killing orcs alone on the day of awakening is an ordinary talent.â
âW-whatâŚ?â
âIt felt like you were going to let such a talent rot away, so I ended up talking without realizing it. Iâm sorry for the rude behaviour, president.â
Yoo Su-yeon bowed her back with her hands politely gathered.
As the silence continued,
Deep inside I was happy to have earned one more ally who sides with me.
Nice! I thought her personality would be scary because of her eyes but turns out sheâs nice. This is why you shouldnât judge a book by its cover.
âYoo Su-yeon, if you act like this too thenâŚâ
On the other hand, uncle, who just gained a foe, had a more haggard expression than before.
Heh, thatâs nice to see. I just hope your hair doesnât get more haggard.
Me and Yoo Su-yeon waited for a moment for uncleâs answer.
ââŚYou canât take your words back later.â
âOf course!â
Along with my immediate answer, Yoo Su-yeon secretly clenched her fist.
Then our eyes met, but she immediately looked away by pretending to cough.
âŚSheâs kinda cute huh.
***
âThere are five waves.â
20th floor of the association headquarters, Capsule Room where the CF program takes place.
The first thing uncle said to me while lying on the connecting module that looked like a bathtub and going through the manual.
He already said it before coming to the capsule room but he repeated it once again to make sure I never forget it.
He still looks like he doesnât want me to be a player.
âIf you pass all the five waves, I donât care if you become a player or not. But if you fail before it then-â
[âSung Hyun-sookâ shakes her head and says âRepeating the same thing over and over is a sign of ageing.â]
Donât be like that, mom. Heâs just saying it because heâs worried for me.
Actually, I didnât want to listen to his nagging either, so I roughly put the manual away and quickly put on my helmet.
The sound of driving was so loud that I couldnât hear a word of what uncle was saying.
Mhm, finally I can get some inner peace.
âDid you go through the manual properly?!â
âŚI can hear it faintly.
âSomewhat.â
âSomewhatâŚdonât come crying in tears to me later.â
Pshhh-!
Water vapour rose from the bottom of the capsule and the metal lid began to come down slowly.
Upon my view gradually getting blocked from the top and bottom, I could see uncleâs back while he was giving instructions to the researchers in the capsule room.
Soon after, as soon as the lid covered my whole body, my consciousness flickered for a moment.