âHello, what kind of second grade scrotum is it? What is it for?â Lin Hai asked angrily .
âEr Pin Yin Si is the level of ghost difference . Itâs a good thing that you become Er Pin Yin Si, even if you have a position in the prefecture . â Chulinâerâs eyes were bent with laughter .
âItâs useless to cut down on it . What can you do with this second grade scrotum?â
âEr Pin Yin Si, you can do a lot . For example, you can communicate with ghosts . â Chulinâer looks smart and lovely .
Your sister! Lin Haiâs face is black .
âBrother, can I communicate with ghosts now?â Lin Hai feels trapped .
âWhatâs the meaning of light communication? If you become a second grade scrotum, you can be a ghost . â
âGhost? What? â Lin Hai asked with a black face .
âWhat the hell? For example, the ghost emissary is ghost bad . Itâs fun to catch ghosts . â Chu linâer is always jumping around . She looks very happy .
Mad, if you can catch ghosts, brother is the first to catch you!
Lin Hai scolded .
âHey? Wait, the soul of the messenger? Grass, isnât that black impermanence? â Lin Hai suddenly responded .
âYes, and you are the second grade Yin Si . You can be the middle level soul enchanting messenger directly . For example, if there is a fierce ghost, itâs all your life . Ha ha . â Chu linâer suddenly chuckled .
âWhat? What is it that I live with a fierce ghost? â Lin Hai feels more and more wrong .
âIt meansâŠâ Chu linâer said something, and her cell phone rang suddenly .
âWait a minute . â Chu linâer opened it and saw that it was something from the king of Chu River .
Chu linâer smiled more brightly .
âHey, what are you laughing at?â Lin Hai suddenly had a foreboding feeling .
âCongratulations, your official robe and seal have arrived . â
Ding Dong!
Lin Haiâs wechat rings .
Open it .
Chu linâer sent you a set of haunting emissary black clothes .
Chu linâer sent you a set of haunting emissary white clothes .
Chulinâer sent you a chain of locked souls .
Puff!
Damn!
Brother is really black and white impermanence!
Lin Hai cried .
âHa ha, if there are fierce ghosts in the future, I wonât have to catch them myself . Finally, I can play chess at ease . â Chulinâer bounced away .
Lin Hai was stupefied at the spot, and howled for a long time!
âPit Dad!!!â
Ding Dong!
Wechat rings again .
Lin Hai opens it with a dejected look .
âHuh?â
Ma Mian (Chu) asked to add you as a friend!
Sleeping trough, horseface? Itâs not the noodles in the dungeon, is it?
Lin Hai points through .
Mamian (Chu): new?
Lin Hai crazy, Nima, what newcomers are not new?
Ma Mian (Chu): one is the second grade of Yin Si? I donât care who you are . If you work under my hand, you will behave myself . Understand?
Understand your grandmotherâs legs!
Lin Hai is angry about it .
Seeing that the horseâs face came up, the bull made a lot of noise . In a tone of teaching, linhaidun was not angry at all .
Little silly fairy: get out!
In the dungeon, the horseâs face is cocked with legs and mobile phones . A ghost girl behind her is holding her shoulders attentively . She looks like enjoying herself .
Can see Lin Haiâs reply, the face shuashed down .
âHe, a new comer, dare not take Lao Tzu seriously because he has something to do with it . Hum, you will have a good life in the future!â
Lin Hai returned to the villa and planted himself on the bed .
This day, I experienced too many things, and fought with Hu Laiâs father and son . I suffered a lot of internal injuries . Although I didnât get in the way after recuperation, Lin Hai was still exhausted .
After a while, Lin Hai fell asleep .
This feeling, Lin Hai did not know how long to sleep .
In the dream, Lin Hai and Liu Xinyue are doing shameful things .
Liu Xinyue is not inch wisps, lying on the body of Lin hai, smart tip of tongue, licking the cheek of Lin hai gently .
Lin Hai woke up with a fit of itching .
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âLying trough! What the hell! â As soon as Lin Hai opened his eyes, he saw a long red tongue licking on his face, which made his face wet .
âDad, you finally wake up . â
Lin Hai can see clearly now, whose tongue is this big long, and a sudden nausea .
âMad, dead dog, go away!â Lin Hai kicks ah Hua out of bed .
âGrass, how dare he lick me later? Brother stewed you!â Lin Hai went into the bathroom and tried to wash his saliva .
âDad, Dad, your phone rings . â Ah Hua is crying outside the bathroom .
Lin Hai picked up his mobile phone and saw that there were more than 20 missed calls, all opened by Liu Xinyue .
âGrass!â Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he was so tired yesterday that he forgot to call Liu Xinyue to report his safety .
This girl must be in a hurry .
Sure enough, as soon as it was connected, Liu Xinyueâs voice came with a cry .
âLin Hai, you scared me to death . Why donât you call me when you come back? You wonât answer my call . â
â⊠Yesterday was too tired to remember . â Lin Hai felt his nose awkwardly .
âHum!â Liu Xinyue snorted, obviously still angry .
âWell, Iâm wrong . Xin Yue is good . Donât be angry . When I meet you, my brother will hurt you . You know that kind of pain . â Lin Hai said bad .
âI donât want to, nerd . â Liu Xinyue replied with shame, but the tone was obviously not angry .
After another chat, they hung up .
Lin Hai has nothing to do . Seeing Chu linâer lying on his bed playing Backgammon, he thinks of yesterday and gets angry again .
Take the mobile phone .
âHello, you are ill . Give me your cell phone back!â
âPay back your sister, did you hurt your brother yesterday? Give back that 1000000 evil points to your brother . He is not the second grade of this shit . â
Chu linâerâs face was gorgeous, with a smile of satisfaction .
âWellâŠâ Chu linâer deliberately pulled his voice long .
Lin Haiâs eyebrows were raised . He was just talking angrily, but it seems that there is a play in Chu linâerâs tone?
Lin Hai hurriedly ran to Chu linâer and beat her legs .
âThat linâer princess, you are a princess . Isnât that what you said? Please, donât let me be that shit
Said, Lin Hai and Chu linâer arm pull up, gently massage .
âHere, here, right, thatâs it . Make it strong . â Chulinâer closed her eyes happily .
Your eldest brother, he is very good at calling people . Lin Hai scolds him secretly .
Give Chu linâer a treat . Lin Haiâs tired head is sweating .
âThat, Princess linâer, look at what you just saidâŠâ Lin Hai said with a smile .
âJust now? Whatâs up? â Chu linâerâs face was blank .
Your sister! Lin Haiâs face is black .
âJust donât let me be a ghost . â
âOh, you said that . â Chu linâer suddenly realized .
âRight, right, thatâs it, Princess Lin, lookâŠâ Lin Hai looks forward to it .
âYouâve been officially registered in the local government, not to mention me . Even my father canât help you . â Chulinâer shrugged .
damn you!
Lin Hai directly threw Chu linâerâs arm to one side .
I canât do anything else . NIMA has been a massage man for half a day .
âHaha, your immediate supervisor is Ma Mian, isnât he?â Chu linâer suddenly said, just the smile on her face, which made people feel creepy .
âI have a horse noodle (Chu) and my friend . Whatâs the matter?â
âNo, no, Iâll ask . â Chulinâer giggled and waved .
Laugh at your sister!
Lin Hai immediately thought something must have happened here .
However, Lin Hai can see that the ghost spirit of Chu linâer is very, even if she is asked, she wonât say it, and even Lin Hai doesnât bother to ask .
At this time, the phone rang again, Lin Hai looked, or Liu Xinyue .
âXinyue, itâs only a few minutes, and I miss my brother again?â Lin Hai said with a bad smile .
âI hate it . Who thinks of you? Donât stink . â Liu Xinyue said with shame .
âJust now I was angry and forgot to tell you that I would come home for dinner at night . â Liu Xinyue said, then hung up .
âThe girl, who has done all the kissing, is still so shy . â Lin Hai smiled and shook his head .
âWhy? Right! â Thinking of eating in the evening, Lin Hai suddenly thought of an important thing .