Translated by Crystal of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
That night, expectedly, Su Nuo was unable to sleep! He laid on the bed, tossing and turning, but wasnât getting any sleepier! No matter if his eyes were open or closed, the handsome face of Mr. Director wouldnât go away!
Ahhh, if he had known, he wouldâve kept Dai An around⊠Su Nuo was depressed. Finding out his love interest liked someone else, such a terrible thingâand he had no one to talk to! So heartbroken! Just like The Little Match Su Nuo! (The little match girl in Andersonâs short story)
Since he couldnât sleep, he might as well open his computer and surf the forums. Emotional support forum seem perfect for him, clearly meant for the current him!
ââIn the vast city, the light for my love had already dimmed!
ââIn the ocean of people, I passed my lover by!
ââIn a sea of tears, letâs remember my shitty first love!
ââIn independence, throw the cheater out the window!
âŠ
As for why the posts were all so weird, Su Nuo could only make a ć§ face. However, even though the titles were all extreme, it was better than nothing! Thus, he quickly register and posted according to the format.
ââWorse than death, my crush who canât keep his pants on!
T/N: Fox spirit is used as a synonym to someone who seduces men and lures them astray. In folktale, they usually have a ulterior motive, like taking their soul. Theyâre also otherworldly pretty and use it as a tool to seduce men. Basically a person who use underhanded means (ie seduction) to gain love.
But, that doesnât matter, because he needed it to be unrecognizable so that no one can figure out who these people are!
Once the post was sent out, without much surprise, it caught the attention of a lot of people! Everyone agreed that there wasnât a single good man on earth and that the fox spirit should be punished! Also the OP is so pitiful, head-rub, face-pat, kissy-face!
I donât need comforting! I need a solution! Su Nuo was in agony, so he logged in again to sayâthen do you guys think I can still steal him back?
Thatâs the real objective here!
With a concrete question, everyoneâs answers were much more reliable! Everyone budged in to say he was very correct! Fox spirits should be given a final blow!
Su Nuo looked at every single one of the comments, ignoring the absurd ones like âyou should fight it out with the fox spirit!â Or âyou should give up!â Or âselling love pills, one will make him crazy in love!â There was still many relevant suggestions!
Such as a âlove lunch boxâ a âaccidental slipâ a âstaying over on a rainy dayâ a âboyfriend shirt seductionâ etc⊠even though they were overused, it was tested by many girls to be super effective!
None of those were difficult to pull off! Su Nuo casually chewed on an apple and quickly filled in all the gaps! First, bake sweets at home, second find a reason to go over, accidentally fall into his embrace, then throw a seductive wink! Next, take the chance to stay over, after showering, wear only an oversized shirt, and then use his looks to win him over! Perfect!
Ahh, Iâm so devious! Su Nuo exclaimed, as if he could already see the wonderful future!
Just as he was daydreaming, his computer suddenly âdingedâ and a window opened up with a message, [how come youâre not asleep yet?]
Seeing the familiar name, Su Nuo was extremely surprised and instantly jumped up from his chair! He was so dumb! How could he have forgotten to go invisible! Bu-u-u-t why wasnât he asleep either!? Ah, now he was super nervous, but he needed to keep it together!
It was a short message but he typed it four times before he was satisfied, thus he sent it with seriousness, [ah, I couldnât sleep.]
Couldnât sleep⊠Ouyang Long smiled bitterly in his car, as he looked up to see a dimly lit window. He then texted, [be good and sleep soon. Staying up too long is bad for your health.]
Ah, that was so sweet! He felt his heart melting! Su Nuo was bright red and rushed over to the fridge to get a ice cold juice to chug. Then, he finally calmed down!
Then he texted back, [how about you? Why arenât you asleep?]
Ouyang Long replied slowly, [I just finished overtime.]
Su Nuo replied lying on his bed, [still in the company? Be careful driving.]
ââHe needed to appear very wifey!
Ouyang Long texted a line then deleted it, texted a line then deleted it. Never have he felt so complicated before!
[I just passed by your house, if you havenât slept yet, do you want to come out for a drink?]
ââItâs now or never!
Wha-whatâs happening! The moment he saw the message, Su Nuoâs eyes widened! That was out of nowhere! It couldnât be real! To tell if it was a dream or not he ever pinched his butt! Ouchhhhhh! It hurts! So it wasnât a dream! He actually did invite him in the middle of the night! It was suuuper surreal but also am-amazing!
âIâm about to suffocate!â Su Nuo shouted from the top of his lungs like a madman while rolling around with his pillow.
Ouyang Long waited for five minutes with no reply, thus he called instead.
SuNuo stared at the screen, taking multiple deep breaths before pressing the button with shaky fingers.
âStill not asleep?â From the midst of night, Mr. Directorâs voice was very hypnotic!
Su Nuo grabbed his heart, wanting to scream! But luckily he held it in and answered, âNo.â
âDo you want to go out?â Ouyang Long asked once more.
âItâs a bit late,â Su Nuo acted just a tiny bit reserved!
âIâm right outside your door.â Ouyang Long didnât want to give up so quickly.
Then, without thinking Su Nuo replied with, âYou want to come in?â
Ehhhh, wait what did he say! Inviting him in! Thatâs super thirsty and not reserved at all! Accidentally saying what he truly felt, that was the worst! Su Nuo was flushed red and was just about to hesitantly explain himself when Ouyang Long said, âOpen the door in three minutes.â
I-I-Iâm not ready yet! Su Nuo was so nervous that his hands started to shake! But! This was it! He couldnât back out now! Thus, he took a deep breath in and pounced his closet! He started to dress up according to the thread, leaving only an underwear on then getting an oversized shirt⊠it looked super dumb!
Su Nuo couldnât even cry! It was so ridiculous no matter what kind of underwear! Whether itâs a thong, or a cartoon boxer, it just makes you want to laugh! Itâs just someone who forgot their pants! How was this sexy?!
âDing dong.â The doorbell sounded like thunder to Su Nuo! How was he so fast? Heâs still pants-less! Very panicked! Thus, in the moment, Su-well-known-model could only pull up a massive pair of shorts and then rushed down to open the door.
âIâm not bothering you, am I?â Ouyang Long held up a wine bottle and asked with a charming smile.
Of course not! Su Nuo felt his heart race as he side-stepped to let him in.
âI was passing by, so I called. I didnât think youâd really be up.â Ouyang Long took two glasses from the shelves and continued, âDo you have a bottle opener?â
âTo the left of the wine cupboard,â Su Nuo replied.
âItâs not there.â When Ouyang Long opened the cabinet, it was empty.
âItâs there⊠Ah! I remember now!â Su Nuo slapped his head and continued, âAfter last time, I threw it in the thrash and Dai An dumped the wine!â It such a great, great, shame. He thought he could act out the perfect *** after drunk scenario! That was *the* iconic TV moment!
âThen we canât drink today,â Ouyang Long placed the wine on the wine rack, âletâs save it for next time.â
âThen do you want some beer?â Su Nuoâs thieving heart couldnât be stopped! He very much wanted to get him drunk and get a taste of those abs! Also check his âmaturityâ! Even if he couldnât get it, getting a taste with his eyes was good enough. Wwwwww that sounded so sad!
T/N: By maturity he means penis size here.
âOkay,â Ouyang Long open the fridge and pulled out half a dozen beers.
âLetâs go to the balcony?â Su Nuo asked because seeing the starry night was perfect was setting the scene and building romance! Of course, the most important thing was that they needed to pass the bedroom to get to the balcony! BedroomâŠvery excited!
When they were climbing up the stairs, Su Nuo remembered the âaccidentally slip into his embraceâ tactic! But it seemed a bit early to fall, if he fell too hard and rolled off the stairs, that would be tragic! His thinking took up too much time, seeing that they were about to enter the bedroom, it was now or never! Thus, Su Nuo braced himself and fell towards Ouyang Long!
At first he thought he would fall into a gentle embrace, let out a little whimper, make eye contact and maybe evolve from there! BUT! Reality was cruel! Ouyang Long didnât notice it at all, so of course he didnât catch him and thus Su Nuo actually did fall!
With a âbangâ he hit the floor! It was too terrible to watch.
âAre you okay?â Ouyang Long was shocked, âHow did you fall from walking?â
Su Nuo felt his heart ache, not only was his butt in pain, so was his heart!
How was he so unlucky!
Ouyang Long helped him to the bed, âAre you hurt anywhere?â
âNo.â Su Nuo was ultra-mega-depressed and flattened himself on the bed, facedown, completely giving up hope.
âYou havenât been happy this entire day,â Ouyang Long said, rubbing his head, âif somethingâs on your mind, I can hear you out anytime.â
That was true, but⊠there was no way I could tell you! Su Nuo made an ultra ć§ face. Itâs not like he could say, âI have a secret crush on youâ, itâs very embarrassing!
Seeing his silence, Ouyang Long didnât talk either and just stayed beside him.
The atmosphere was starting to become weird and Su Nuo didnât know how to deal with it, so he just pretended to be asleep. Also, he was secretly hoping for something to happen!
ThenâŠhe really bridal-carried him!
Wh-h-hat just happened?! Su Nuo was ultra-mega-mega surprised!
Seeing his stupidly-cute expression, Ouyang Long went straight for the kiss.
Su Nuo was even more broken! Why was there no warning before the midnight showing!
T/N: When the 18+ stuff happens.
He was so nervous he could faint!
But at the same time a bit happy!
He was feeling super complex!
Ouyang Long laid him flat on the bed and deepened this gentle kiss. The tip of his tongue reached into his mouth, it couldnât get anymore romantic then that. The legendary French kiss⊠Su Nuo was in a complete daze and only intuitively hugged Ouyang Longâs neck.
Ouyang Longâs eyes smiled and he sucked deeply those sweet, soft lips of his before letting go, although not before lingering for a while. He locked the person in his embrace and asked, âYou donât hate it when I do this do you?â
What do you mean hate?! I couldnât love it more! Su Nuoâs ears were burning as he buried his face deep into his chest.