Chapter 37: Great Lucky Hands
A narcissistic elder sister who was terrible at directions!
Zhang Yang ignored her as he proceeded to loot the corpse.
[Apheliaâs Staff] (Green-Copper, Staff)
Magic Attack: 168 â 191
Note: âThis staff still carries the stench of Python Kingâs innards! Poor Aphelia! May your soul
rest in peace among the gods!â
âAgain! Yours!â Zhang Yang sighed heavily. It was not that he wanted the equipment but more
so because he did not want Little Snow saying that he wanted to court her!
Nevertheless, Little Snow giggled happily, carrying an âI knew itâ expression.
Another loot! Zhang Yang did not believe that it would only drop Priestâs equipment!
[Boots of Agility] (Green-Copper, Cloth Armor)
F*ck my life! Zhang Yang felt speechless.
[Resurrection] (Skill Book)
Use: You will learn <Resurrection>.
Zhang Yang shed a manly tear. All 4 items were for Priests!
Little Snowâs eyes had turned into crescents from smiling, mumbling, âIndeed, kindness is
Zhang Yang looted the corpse again. He had finally gotten something that was not for Priests!
[Golden Venomous Python Kingâs Gall]: Quest Item!
âDing! You have obtained 15 silver coins!â
With the last item looted, the bossâ corpse disappeared instantly.
âThereâs still the chest!â Zhang Yang rubbed his palms and rushed towards the Gray-Silver
âWow! A treasure chest!â Little Snow's eyes radiated with interest. âLet me open it! Let me!â
Since they were in the same party, it did not matter who had opened the chest. Zhang Yang
Little Snow threw herself on the chest and rested her cheek on the lid of the chest as her hands
caressed the chest. Her indulgent expression scaring Zhang Yang.
A fortune-loving and narcissistic elder sister who was terrible at directions!
After some time, Little Snow had finally opened the chest with great reluctance under Zhang
Yangâs urge. The unwillingness written on her face was as if Zhang Yang had murdered her
10%, 20%⊠100%! The chest opened and Little Snow stuffed her hand inside.
[Silver-Scaled Sword] (Gray-Silver, One-handed Sword)
Weapon Attack: 197 â 219
Attack Interval: 2.6 seconds
Equipped Effect: Increases <Critical Strike>âs rate by 1%.
Jackpot! This [Silver-Scaled Sword] would really put his current [Refined Iron Sword]'s 16 â 24
Weapon Attack to shame! Since Yellow-Gold equipment could only be obtained from Level 50
bosses, he could use this sword until he had reached that level!
Zhang Yang looked at Little Snow and thought to himself, âIs this yin and yang1 â theyâre
complementing each other as he had looted her equipment while she looted his?â
âWow! Such a pretty sword!â Little Snow picked up the [Silver-Scaled Sword]. Before rolling,
anyone who was eligible to roll for the loot could pick up the equipment but was unable to equip
it nor store it in their inventory.
It was obvious that men and women had completely different perspectives. What Zhang Yang
had cared about was [Silver-Scaled Sword]'s supreme functionality while Little Snow had only
cared about its appearance.
Zhang Yang rolled 42 points while Little Snow passed without hesitation. The strongest onehanded
sword at the current stage of the game then went into Zhang Yangâs inventory.
It was a shame that he had 2 more levels to go before he could equip it.
[Recipe: Beginner Anti-Shadow Potion] (Alchemy Recipe)
Use: You will learn to craft Beginner Anti-Shadow Potion.
Requirement: Beginner Alchemy Skill
Seriously⊠it came out! This thing's drop rate was not even one in ten thousand. In his previous
life, even when the game had reached its mid-late stage, players who could craft this potion
[Silver-Scaled Sword], Alchemy Recipe⊠these were extremely rare drops yet she had looted
them both in one instance, what great Lucky Hands! Zhang Yangâs own 2 points of Luck was
crap in comparison to her.
âLittle Snow, this is something that I need, can you give it to me?â This was a matter concerning
his fortune, so Zhang Yang had to quickly speak up.
âI will consider it if you call me âelder sisterâ!â Little Snow was more than delighted.
The lady did look like she was older but Zhang Yangâs mental age was almost 30 years old, so it
was extremely hard for him to utter the words âelder sisterâ!
âEh? You wonât say it? Well then, Iâm going to roll now!â teased Little Snow.
âLittle Snow, youâre more like Mischievous Snow!â Zhang Yang sighed.
âHahaha! Thatâs why itâs fun! Hey, are you saying it or not?â
âElder sis â terâ Zhang Yang said gritting his teeth. He added another word under his breath,
âGood boy! Come, let big sis here give you a candy!â Little Snow grinned, her eyes forming
After Zhang Yang kept the recipe, he thought to himself, âWait till I make a huge fortune with
this recipe and make you cry your heart out!â
Little Snow looted once more and the last item popped out.
[Treasure Map Piece (1)] (Gray-Silver)
Use: Put together all 3 [Treasure Map Piece]s and obtain a [Complete Treasure Map].
Zhang Yang checked his inventory. Right now, he had piece (1) and piece (3). This piece would be
a recurring one so he unhesitatingly passed. He was extremely contented with the [Silver-
Scaled Sword] and the recipe.
After Little Snow obtained the map piece, the chest dissipated slowly.
âCome, letâs get out of here!â said Zhang Yang as he went into the empty tree trunk. Little Snow
hurriedly followed behind.
As he moved forward, Zhang Yang had suddenly realized that the little blinking dot that had
represented Little Snow on the mini-map had disappeared.
Zhang Yang quickly asked in the party channel, âLittle Snow, where are you?â
âI⊠I donât know!â Little Snow replied, âItâs dark everywhere!â
This woman could get lost even when she was following him. She was really something!
âStay there, Iâm coming!â Zhang Yang could only say feebly.
âOK. But hurry, itâs so dark here and the water is so cold. It doesnât feel nice at all!â complained
âAlright! Alright! Iâm coming now!â
The blinking dot had finally reappeared in his mini-map after some few hundred meters of
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swimming. Zhang Yang swam over to her and said, âFollow me closely!â
She replied, âI canât even see you, how am I supposed to follow?â
âCanât you read the map?â Zhang Yang might have thought too highly of her.
âNope, I canât understand it. Gives me a headache!â Little Snow replied.
This was how a directionally-challenged idiot came about.
Zhang Yang sighed and extended his hand, âThen grab on to my hand!â
Holding on to the idiotâs hand, Zhang Yang led Little Snow out of the water. After 20 minutes of
swimming, they finally saw daylight, both of them emerging from the bushes.
âMy hands are soft, arenât they?â Little Snow asked out of the blue.
âHm, theyâre alright!â Zhang Yang casually replied.
âHow long do you plan on holding them?â Little Snowâs tone was laced with a feeling of the
Zhang Yang looked. Oh, he had forgotten to let go after holding her hands for so long.
âHehe, my bad! My bad!â Zhang Yang let her hands go and took a step back to express his
Little Snow looked at him haughtily and said, âRascal, be careful next time! Iâm not someone
you can easily take advantage of!â
Speaking of arguing, Zhang Yang was not afraid of her. Before he had confirmed his
relationship with Lin Yu, he still had his fair share of dating women. He just wanted to avoid
causing trouble as he would rather not have any affairs with the opposite sex. With a light
smile, Zhang Yang said, âIâll be on my way to complete a quest. See you next time!â
Zhang Yang left the party and headed towards Deckard. He lifted and waved his left hand to bid
âTch! Rascal!â Little Snow murmured and opened the voice messenger.
âHello! Cousin, are you calling me to pick you up cause youâre lost again?â A crisp voice of a
young girl came through, âHow many times would this be? Come on cousin, stop making a fool
out of yourself! Youâre a Cambridge graduate, how can you have less sense of direction than me,
âHmph! I majored in Business Administration and not Tourism or Geology or even Archeology.
âCous, youâve gotten lost too many a time, donât you think? Fine, fine, fine! Iâm done arguing
with you. Where are you? Iâll come and pick you up!â The girl on the other side of the line gave
âWho asked you to pick me up? Iâm not lost!â
âEh? Then why did you call me? I was in the middle of grinding!â
âI met that Zhan Yu just now! Hm, heâs strong indeed! Stronger than you!â
âWaaaa, Iâm a Berserker. Why would you compare me to him!â
âNothing. Iâm just comparing!â Little Snow stretched lazily and said, âHeâs indeed someone
âWell then, go pull him in! Hehe, you have big boobs. Didnât they say that guys like big boobs?
Heâs sure to be enticed by you!â the girl on the other side of the line laughed.
âYou little brat, your boobs are as flat as a sunny side up!â
âHan Ying Xue, Iâm warning you! No comments about my breasts!â
âTch! Sunny-side-up!â
Returning to Deckard, Zhang Yang passed the [Golden Venomous Python Kingâs Gall] over and
the head physicianâs eyes were wide open, âThis is really the Python Kingâs Gall! I can feel it!
This soft sac contains such poisonous venom! Itâs shocking! Adventurer, I thank you from the
âDing! You have completed the quest: The Last Python Gall. Obtained 10,000 EXP!â
âDing! You have learned the skill <First Aid>!â
âDing! Your skill <First Aid> has leveled up to Specialist!â
âDing! You have obtained the title: Physicianâs Friend!â
A chain of notification rang at his ears, sounding absolutely melodious!
He opened the <First Aid> window and saw that he had already learnt 5 types of bandages:
[Linen Bandage], [Coarse Cloth Bandage], [Cotton Bandage], [Silk Bandage], and [Magic-Woven
Bandage]. However, [Cotton Cloth] could only be found from looting humanoid monsters. As of
now, he could only farm for [Coarse Cloth].
[Coarse Cloth Bandage]: Recovers 500 HP over 10 seconds, channeling needed. Any damage or
movement will cancel channeling duration.
With the title Physicianâs Friend, <First Aid> effect would be doubled, healing 1,000 HP over 10
seconds. That would almost completely refill Zhang Yangâs HP.
Zhang Yang took out a Teleportation Reagent and tore it. A magic circle formed under his feet
and he arrived at White Jade Castle 10 seconds later.
1 yÄ«nyĂĄng â Chinese philosophical theory where two seemingly opposite forces may complement
each other. Everything is interconnected and interdependent. Yin refers to dark while yang
refers to bright. Women are generally filled with yin while men are filled with yang.