I woke up. My bladder is tight and full, even though I have not been drinking.
I put the clappers down and quietly go outside. I did my business in a bush a short distance away from the small room and as I was about to return, I stopped.
Slippery, as if it had crawled out from the floor, a shadow attacks me from behind without a sound.
But I can see it.
I turned around and slammed a roundhouse kick into the enemy who is pouncing on me.
The opponent is crouching as they were blown away, but they avoid falling by digging the soles of their shoes. They coughed, clutching their stomach as if the kick had some effect on them.
â⌠do you need something?â (Shuu)
I have a pretty good idea who it is by the outline. He straightens his back and looks up.
He has a cool, idol-like face, with slicked-back red hair.
He is that handsome guy who was at the camp. He belongs to Senju Tribe, if I am not mistaken. His name wasâŚ
â⌠Ah, Kure Izuho-san.â (Shuu)
ââŚIâm honored that you remembered me. You have quite the great kick, Abe Shuu-san.â (Kure)
Kure smiles at me. His refreshing smile is looking quite creepy at this moment.
âWhat are you trying to do? That move was not just some joke, right?â (Shuu)
âI thought I was completely hidden behind you. Yet you intercepted my attack accurately without even looking at me. I was a little surprised, but thatâs your strength, isnât it?â (Kure)
âThatâs not an answer.â (Shuu)
Kure stops and throws his luggage onto the grass. He takes off his cloak and even his jersey jacket.
âAbe-san. I would like to get to know you better.â (Kure)
âEh?â (Shuu)
âYesterday⌠ever since I first saw you, I couldnât resist it.â (Kure)
âHuh?â (Shuu)
The young man looked straight at me and continued.
âThe first time I saw you, you were stronger than anyone else who was there. The twins and the old men were very skilled, but you had something special that they didnât have, that no other hunter Iâve ever met had. I could tell. I honestly donât remember the taste of the meat or the wine. Everything about me was intrigued by you.â (Kure)
âUh, ummâŚâ (Shuu)
I thought it was âthatâ, but was relieved to find it was not. The phrasing is still suspicious, though.
He seemed to have figured out that I was the highest level in that group. And he also has an inkling of my secret cheat. It might have been different if the werewolf had been there.
Kure removes even his undershirt with a smooth motion. The upper half of his body is exposed.
âWhoa⌠WhoaâŚâ (Shuu)
There is a plump chest there. However, an event such as âOh, a woman!?â
Her height is almost the same as that of me at 175. However, his bare body is filled with a mountain range of muscles. His pectoral muscles are so thick that they bulge out of his chest, his abdominal muscles are so ripped that he looks like a power ranger, and his deltoids and biceps are so thick. There is a macho body that is clearly disproportionate to his androgynous features.
He has tattoos on both shoulders. The right side looks like a hunterâs Insignia, and the left side is probably the Insignia of the Senju Tribe.
âHey, youâre putting your hands togetherâŚâ (Shuu)
âThatâs exactly what it means. A match. In other words, let us use our everything and fight each other.â (Kure)
âNo, I know what you mean, butâŚâ (Shuu)
I am reminded of the sumo match with Aomoto, but it seems to be different from that.
âI donât really want an exchange of lives. Ah, Abe-san can fight with killing intent. As far as I am concerned I win if you canât move.â (Kure)
âNo, no, thatâs why Iâm doing itâŚâ (Shuu)
Cure makes a wry smile and scratches his head.
âI know⌠from your point of view, there may be no point in fighting me. But this is the Metro, and at any given moment, a battle is waiting to be fought. Itâs the same with humans.â (Kure)
âI donât know what youâre talking about.â (Shuu)
It reminds me of Noaâs story. I remember Noa telling me that the Senju Tribe is a tribe with its own culture, and that all of its members practice martial arts. He is a seeker type, or a âIâm going to meet someone stronger than meâ type of person who doesnât care about the people around him. Just like that Sekitori.
âWell⌠then, Iâll give you a reason to fight. If you win, Iâll give you everything I have. My luggage, my savings, the pornographic books hidden in the ceiling of my parentsâ house. Everything I can have at my disposal, including my own life.â (Kure)
âI seeâŚâ (Shuu)
The words âpornographic booksâ rather than âluggageâ or âsavingsâ appeared in my mind.
âIn exchange, if I win⌠I want you to go out with me.â (Kure)
It takes a while for the new words to soak into my brain.
âWhat?â (Shuu)
âI want you to go out with me⌠as my boyfriendâŚâ (Kure)
âHuh? Huh!?â (Shuu)
The handsome man keeps a straight face, but his cheeks are slightly tinted.
ââŚTo put it bluntly, itâs love at first sight.â (Kure)
I took a deep breath and screamed out with all my pent up emotions.
âYou made me think itâs âthatâ, then make me think itâs not âthatâ, and then, in the end, itâs actually âthatâ!â (Shuu)
And now I know I donât need that erotic book.
Iâm a little confused, so Iâll try to summarize the situation.
To put it simply, âIâm challenged to fight by a prince character in a shoujo manga, saying âIf I win, go out with me.'â Only in Ouji. Itâs outrageous.
The opponent is Kure Izuho. He is estimated to be at level 50. He is a hunter of the Senju Tribe, a group of martial artists, and his stocky physique suggests that he is trained in some kind of martial art.
If I win, I will receive everything he has, including his possessions and himself. I will also receive a somewhat special pornographic book.
If Kure wins, I, myself will become his.
âIâm sorry, I donât want the money or the erotic books, so I donât want to play.â (Shuu)
A natural reply.
âNo, I donât want that. I want to be with you. And if I win, I want to go out with you and⌠letâs poke each otherâŚâ (Kure)
âIt is a âpokeâ from behind, right?â (Shuu)
The cover of the hideout is removed, and Noa and Tamiko appear out of it.
âShuu-san?â (Noa)
âAbeshuu?â (Tamiko)
I seem to have woken them up. Or rather, thereâs no guarantee that this commotion wonât stop Metro Beasts from approaching. Rather, I would like to do that now, so I wonât have to use [Beast Repellent].
ââŚWhatâs going on⌠at this time of nightâŚâ (Shuu)
ââŚTwo men⌠Thereâs a squeaky smell between you twoâŚâ (Tamiko)
ââŚNo⌠ThatâsâŚâ (Shuu)
How sharp, Tamiko. There is no excuse for this, but it is by no means my fault. My hatred for Kure grew stronger and stronger.
âI woke you up, my lovely friend, but youâre not my type.â (Kure)
âIâm sure.â (Shuu)
He ruffled his red bangs and laughed mischievously.
âAre you going to run away from a match while in front of two girls?â (Kure)
âNo, no, I will not be provoked by your words.â (Shuu)
âThe moment you turn your back, Iâm going to attack you again. What do you think?ăHow far can you run?â (Kure)
At a loss of objections, I could just scratch my head.
Itâs useless to say anything to people who donât see reason.
âUgh⌠Iâm starting to feel like I can take it as long as we donât have that relationshipâŚâ (Shuu)
Frankly speaking, I hate it. Thereâs nothing for me to gain.
I donât have high hopes for this guyâs personal assets, and I donât need some special pornographic books.
Still, calamity sometimes comes without regard to convenience.
All I can do then is to resist to the utmost of my ability.
(Iâll make you regret it so much that youâll never think of getting involved with me again.) (Shuu)
(If anything happens, it will be an unfortunate accident, and my conscience will not be hurt.) (Shuu)
âReally? After that, we can take our time getting to know each other thoroughly and⌠just the tip is fineâŚâ (Kure)
âYouâre just aiming to poke me, after all!?â (Shuu)
There is nothing wrong with sexual love, no matter what the object of desire. The heart and loving are free.
Anyway, You mister, Iâm afraid, are quite the pervert.
âShuu-san⌠whatâs going onâŚ?â (Noa)
âAbeshuu⌠Iâm kind of squeaked of that guyâŚâ (Tamiko)
The womenâs gazes were painful.
âI donât know what it is, but Iâm going to fight this guy⌠Just in case, if I lose⌠Close the door over there and cover your earsâŚâ (Shuu)
Both of them still have â?â floating above their heads, but I moved my gaze and prepared for battle.
âIâll win, a hundred percent.â (Shuu)
I usually donât say strong lines like this, but Iâm declaring it along with my wish.
âKureâs appearance suddenly changed.
An ecstatic smile is plastered over his face, and he clutches his arms as if to embrace himself.
Then, with a jerk, he spreads his arms and looks up at the ceiling.
âI-I-Iâm overflowing!â (Kure)
Red and blue curves appear on his white skin. Like tattoos running all over his body.
âShuu-san, thatâs [Herculean Strength] and [Instant Response]! Be careful!â (Noa)
I see, this is the mark of using buffing fungus ability. According to the illustrated book, [Herculean Strength] increases muscle strength, and [Instant Response] increases reaction speed. I had already experienced its effectiveness when I was in Aomoto.
If this is the case, there is a high possibility that he is a [Knight] or a [Fighter]. Even if it was a High-Rank Fungal Class from a different lineage, it was clear that he wanted to get up close and personal.
âOh, my God. What a pain in the *ss!â (Shuu)
This guy is unstoppable.
There is no other way but to fight. There is no other way but to win.
ââEven if you die, no hard feelings.â
I harden my resolve.
To protect myself, my future and dignity. I tighten my bottom.
T/N: Nyahaha!!! This is too much. Guard that booty Shuu.
I hope Kure is not just some comic relief character and has more depth like Bulat from Akame Ga Kill or the characters created by Clamp.