The feast continues, and the twins tell an old story.
âWeâve been coming here for more than ten years now.â (Aoi)
âBack then, the elevator for hunters had just been built.â (Midori)
âWe had a lot of trouble with the miners and the Church.â (Aoi)
âIf you donât support them, youâll be called a âhuman trashâ.â (Midori)
According to the twins, the installation of elevators in the Metro was accompanied by strong opposition from the Church. They consider the excessive alteration of the sacred Metro by human hands to be a blasphemous desecration and there is the fear divine retribution. The law that elevators be installed only on the tenth basement floor was also the result of pressure from the Church.
âWell, they canât build an elevator on the 20th floor, can they?â (Midori)
âThe miners will die like ants.â (Aoi)
The twins also feel that the quantity and quality of the mined goods here are declining. Thanks to that, the number of hunters coming and going has clearly decreased compared to the past.
âBut there are still as many miners as ever.â (Aoi)
âThough their income is probably lower.â (Midori)
âIn the old days, even the youngest children were sent out.â (Aoi)
âTheyâd bring even orphaned children.â (Midori)
âTheyâd send them out to work in construction, or hunt golems.â (Aoi)
âNowadays, though, with all the human rights stuff, thatâs all gone.â (Midori)
âââThere was once a case of a golem kidnapping a child.â (Uncle 1)
The first to open his mouth was one of the two uncles.
âIt was about twenty years ago. An orphan disappeared in the Metro, and miners and hunters all went out looking for them, but it was hard to find them. They were either eaten by beast or ran away because they couldnât stand their masterâs actions.â (Uncle 1)
âBut a week later, I remember, they were found. They were alive, right here in the Metro.â (Uncle 2)
âThere was a golem beside them. It was a mature beast that shouldnât have been found in the shallow floors. We were there, too, and it was really strong.â (Uncle 1)
The hunters formed a party and took it on. They finally managed to kill it and protect the child, despite the damage it had caused.
âThe child was as weak as a fragile dragonfly and so traumatized that they couldnât speak. If we had been a few days later, they would not have survived.â (Uncle 2)
âWhy did the golem kidnap them?â (Shuu)
His lips were pressed tight.
âThe child must have run away of their own volition, but the Golem found them and imprisoned them.â (Uncle 2)
âSometimes they do that. Sometimes they kidnap people and lock them up in their secret lair so they can secretly enjoy them later.â (Uncle 1)
âAre you seriousâŠâ (Shuu)
âSqueakiouslyâŠâ (Tamiko)
Golem wine cellars. Hundreds of sacrifices. Thatâs horrifying.
âSpeaking of liquor, the other day my lovely wife found out about mine and confiscated it⊠without warningâŠâ (Uncle 1)
âIâm sorry to hear that⊠but your wifeâs eyes canât reach deep enough underground. Iâm going to have some fun today!â (Uncle 2)
The topic changed because of their wives, but I heard a terrible story. A true ghost story, a Hundred Tales of the Metro.
Tamiko is anxiously holding her tail. I wondered if she will be able to go to the bathroom alone tonight. Iâll have no choice but to go with her.
Soon after, the feast is over. It seems that they have work to do, so they didnât go deep into it. We all cleaned up, brushed our teeth at the watering hole (a hunterâs teeth is his life), and returned to our tents after saying goodnight to each other.
âTomorrow, we will go down to the twenty-fifth floor for the time being.â (Shuu)
âYes⊠but itâs a little late for that nowâŠâ (Noa)
âHmm?â (Shuu)
âI thought that Shuu-san would be fine, so I lightheartedly suggested Ouji, but after all that, Shuu-sanâs burden became quite heavy.â (Noa)
âWell, Iâm Master level even if Iâm like this. Also, I really want a Mithril weapon.â (Shuu)
âHmmâŠâ (Noa)
I understand Noaâs concerns. I had the same thoughts. The kind of life where unfounded bravery morphs adventures into reckless jumps.
There is a need for balance. And the only way to acquire that sense is through experience.
âWell, if it is too hard even on the 25th floor, we would withdraw quickly. If we can afford it, we should try going down a little at a time.â (Shuu)
ââŠI understand. However, no recklessness is absolutely prohibited. If Shuu-san is not allowed to be reckless, no matter what happens. Tone down your enthusiasm, okay?â (Noa)
âI understand that very well. Tamiko is fine with that too, right?â (Shuu)
Tamiko is holding her crotch and was fidgeting.
âI want to go to the toilet, squeak⊠Come with me, squeakâŠâ (Tamiko)
âSure. Iâll go with you. I also need to unload.â (Shuu)
I donât think itâs something bad.
The toilets at the campground were made of a hole in a rock wall with a wooden door in it. Instead of a toilet bowl, there was a hole in the ground, and around the hole was a large number of mycelial plants. In short, it is a decomposing-toilet. Below is dry sand, and there is a handwashing area with water seeping out of the rock wall.
Metroâs mycelial plants are so strong at decomposing that even a fresh corpse is reduced to bones and dust within a few days. They can decompose and absorb excrement in a matter of days.
(Oh, didnât Noa mention that the dirty water from Sugamo is discharged into the Metro?) (Shuu)
(I wonder if itâs also being used underground by mycelial plants or something.) (Shuu)
Or maybe itâs absorbed by the Metro itself. I should stop scaring myself.
Noa joins me and Tamiko before going to bed. The three of us do our business together.
The bathrooms are shared by both men and women, but what should the men do in such a situation? I think I read on the Internet that many women say âI donât like to go in after men.â But I guess they also donât like to be followed after by a man. Where is the right answer? What is the path that will make everyone happy?
âShuu-san, please go ahead.â (Noa)
âOh yeah? Okay.â (Shuu)
Is this the worldâs answerââAs I was about to put my hand on the doorknob, the door opened from the other side. I jumped back in a panic as I is about to collide with it.
ââexcuse me.â (Voice)
A strangerâs face appeared.
Or rather, something not human.
Silver hair that covers their face. Protruding nose. Sharp, blue eyes. Triangular pointy ears.
(âA wolf?) (Shuu)
A wolf walking on two legs and wears a hunterâs jersey.
A demi-humanâand a wolf.
However, they are clearly different from Obuchi, who is also a demihuman. Unlike Obuchi, whose facial features are mixed with human, the person in front of me is completely wolf-like from the neck up.
The âLone Wolfâ the twins were talking about is probably this guy. I canât believe that they are literally what they said.
âIâm sorry, are you okay?â (Voice => Werewolf)
The Werewolfâs voice is cool and pleasant to the ear. The voice and the body shape of the man make it clear that he is a male.
âAh, yes. Iâm okayâŠâ (Shuu)
âGood. Excuse me.â (Werewolf)
He bowed lightly and tried to leave between my dumbfounded party and me.
â-Gi-â (Noa)
Noa was about to say something, but then stops herself. The werewolfâs ears twitch. He stops and turns around.
ââŠMiss, did you try to call my name just now? Have I met you somewhere?â (Werewolf)
Noa, who had been frozen, pauses for a moment and then shakes her head.
â⊠well⊠Iâm from Ikebukuro tooâŠâ (Noa)
I couldnât see her face, but her voice felt harsher than usual.
âThatâs right, Iâm sorry. As expected, it will be found out by someone from the same hometown. I have given false names to others. Please keep this to yourself, I donât want any trouble.â (Werewolf)
The wolf smiled wryly and scratched the back of his ear. He bends down and brings his face closer to Noa.
âMiss, whatâs your name?â (Werewolf)
ââŠIkari Noa.â (Noa)
âIkari Noa⊠I think Iâve seen you somewhere before⊠Well, but with such a lovely young lady, Iâm sure I would have never forgotten you.â (Werewolf)
The werewolf approaches her and takes her hand. He lets his canine pointy mouth lightly touch the back of her hand.
âHeyââ (Shuu)
Noa brushes his hand away before I can say anything. The werewolf smiles and shows her his paw.
âMy bad⊠Iâm not good with bold women, so Iâve been avoiding the feast. I should have joined if I knew there was a beautiful girl like you. How about we spend the night in my tent, âreminiscing about our hometownâ? With you, we can have the most exhilarating morning howl in a long time.â (Werewolf)
âHey, hey, hey!â (Shuu)
I slide between the two.
âIâm sorry, sheâs with me.â (Shuu)
I hide Noa behind my back and glared at the werewolf.
Then I realized.
(âŠYep, yep. No matter how I look at it, itâs jealousy.) (Shuu)
I have a guardian position, so they are someone that has to be protected. I donât have time to lie to myself, I recognize it.
And in just a second, I reopen it. What am I jealous of?
The werewolf pulls his face away and straightens his back. He is at least ten centimeters taller than me, maybe heâs a hundred and ninety.
âOh, Iâm sorry. When I see a nice woman, I get tunnel vision. After all, Iâm a wolf.â (Werewolf)
He holds out his hand to me.
âGiran Taichi. I belong to Ikebukuro Tribe.â (Werewolf => Giran)
ââŠI am Abe Shuu from Sugamo.â (Shuu)
He has five hairy fingers that are all in perfect alignment, and his paw pads are surprisingly soft. I forgot about the antipathy I had the first time I saw him, and I was just a little bit surprised.
âIâm Tamiko, squeak.â (Tamiko)
âOh, thereâs a cute young lady here too. Iâm sorry for not noticing you too late.â (Giran)
He also shook hands with Tamiko who was sitting on my shoulder.
âIâd like to have a few more conversations with the young ladies, but this place is lacking sexiness. Or rather, Iâm sorry to keep you. My tent is over there. Cute girls are always welcome⊠after everyoneâs gone to sleep. Iâm going then. Haha.â (Giran)
The werewolf Giran leaves. While his fluffy tail wags behind.
â⊠what is with that guyâŠâ (Shuu)
I had imagined him to be a solitary person or a difficult individual, since he refuses to go to BBQ and stays alone. Iâm not sure what I was expecting.
ââŠIâm a little annoyed, but he was handsomeâŠâ (Shuu)
âA total hottie, squeak.â (Tamiko)
âOh, even from Tamikoâs point of view, itâs the same.â (Shuu)
âMofumofu is squeak.â (Tamiko)
âI see.â (Shuu)
Even I would have liked to have been able to fluff him if I had met him in a different way.
âItâs my first time seeing him, squeak. But is he really human? You see, heâs level 70, squeak.â (Tamiko)
âReally!?â (Shuu)
I was quite shocked. Thereâs no doubt why he has such self-confidence, since he is both handsome and a smooth-talking pick-up artist, moreover has a higher level than me.
Well, it doesnât matter, I have a cheat Fungal Class. My strength and number of Fungal Skills are second to none. I have a good futureâŠ
(âŠHey, why am I trying to compete with him?) (Shuu)
(Against a random guy who just popped out.) (Shuu)
ââŠHeâs the âKing Slayer Silver Wolfâ.â (Noa)
I refocused and Noa continues with a downcast look.
ââŠSo heâs really some bigshot, huh?â (Shuu)
He was friendly, lighthearted, and not in a very big-shot kind of way.
âDoesnât that make him a criminal?â (Shuu)
âThe even is a bit complicated⊠But the Metropolitan Government has accepted the new system. The former chief was, you know, a tyrant, and the⊠new chief is quite welcomed by the people of the territoryâŠâ (Noa)
âA real revolutionary, Che GuevaraâŠâ (Shuu)
Itâs before we were competing with each other. It would have taken a hundred times more courage to challenge him if I had known in advance.
âThe story is that Giran is the sword of the current Ikebukuro chief and also serves as the chief of the Kingsguard. Why is that guy⊠hereâŠ?â (Noa)
Noa clenches her jaw I can hear her molars grinding. Her shoulders are trembling slightly.
ââŠThat guy⊠Did something happen, Noa?â (Shuu)
Raising her face and shaking her head. She still doesnât make eye contact.
ââŠWell, I donât care. Because of the circumstances, there are quite a few opponents of the current system even in Ikebukuro. Iâm also one of them.â (Noa)
ââŠI see.â (Shuu)
âreally?
Even if I am curious, I wonât say continue. I felt like if I asked more, they wouldnât even answer.
âAbeshuu.â (Tamiko)
âHmm?â (Shuu)
âSqueaking.â (Tamiko)
Tamiko was holding her crotch and squirming.
âGo to the bathroom.â (Shuu)
âI might squeak if I move. UmmmâŠâ (Tamiko)
âOkay, move to my hand. Gently. Okay, Iâm going slowly. Hang in there, weâre almost to the bathroom. âŠWait, wait, donât relax. Donât wag your tail. Stop, stop!â (Shuu)
A/N: In honor of Giran-san, I added the part that âthere is a handwashing areaâ.