T/N: Okay, so like before âItokuriâ could mean the spinning wheel, weaving thread, or the guardian spirit in Nioh literally meaning âthread weaverâ. The title could mean âSir Itokuriâ or âSir Thread Weaverâ if you want a full English translation.
âMy name is Ikari Noa. I am a hunter of the Ikebukuro Tribe.â (Boy => Noa)
The boy says his name. He used âBokuâ too. [T/N: Boku is the male form of I/me. Usually, young boys use this form of I. ]
(Ikebukuro? Does Ikebukuro still exist? Also, what is a tribe?) (Shuu)
âUmm⌠you areâŚâ (Noa)
âAh, um⌠Iâm Shuu Abe.â (Shuu)
âIâm Tamiko, squeak.â (Tamiko)
He noticed Tamiko and looks a little confused, but not as confused as I was when we first met.
âYou are a Carbuncle⌠RightâŚ?â (Noa)
âYou know about my kind, squeak?â (Tamiko)
âNo, I have never seen your kind before. I have only heard about you from my great-grandfather.â (Noa)
The existence of magic beastsâanimals that can talkâseems to be rather common knowledge to the humans of this world.
âUm⌠Abe-san⌠where is your tribe?â (Noa)
âOh well, about thatâŚâ (Shuu)
I remember that âtribeâ can mean âraceâ or âtribeâ. I was born in Gyoda City and currently reside in Toshima Ward. My favorite food is the Tokyo specialty, Abura Soba. I donât know if I can answer that question as it is. [T/N: He is pondering on what Noa means by ăăŠă¤ă or toraibu or tribe, for Japanese it could mean 税ć or shuzoku or tribe/species/family(phylogeny) and é¨ć or buzoku or tribe/clan/family(genealogy). Abura Soba or soupless ramen is ramen that uses sauce instead of broth/soup.]
âIâm sorry, that was rude of me. But⌠itâs amazing that you could defeat a full-grown Catoblepas soloâŚâ (Noa) [T/N: Catoblepas is a mythical buffalo-like creature that breathes fire or poisonous smoke.]
Is that called a Catoblepas? It was a grotesque-looking cow or pig that breathed a poisonous breath.
âOh, sorry for taking down your preyâŚ(Shuu)
âNo, thatâs not it! couldnât have killed it on my own, and I didnât have any chance of escaping⌠You really helped me thank you very much.â (Noa)
I feel relieved. For the time being, it seems that this will not start a string of complaints or escalate further. Risk reduction is the favorite word of all working people no matter what era.
âI donât want to ask you for more, but if we donât dismantle this first, I wonât be able to thank you⌠Would it be okay to go there at the water side there?â (Noa)
Noa pulls out a string from his hand and attaches it to the hind legs of the Catoblepas. Itâs a string of mycelium twisted together, so it seems that heâs trying to pull and drag the beast.
ââŚNgiiâŚ!â (Noa)
Noa pulls the rope over his shoulder and drags it making his whole face bright red. It is probably not just a few kilos, but about a ton, not the weight even a hunter can easily carry.
âLetâs help me tooââ (Shuu)
When I move in front of Noa, my eyes grew wide open.
Heâs tiny, probably around 150 centimeters. His body shape is difficult to see because he wears a dark green cloak that extends from his neck to his knees.
Butâthe rope from his right shoulder to his left hip is digging into his body.
The taut string perfectly presses between the mounds on his chest. They were quite voluminous.
Stop looking. I know it in my mind. But my body refuses to look away. The lens and cornea, the ciliary body and retina, grasp the scene as if to say, âThis is our destiny! We will not let go of such a sight.â The loyalty to the desire is insane.
ââŚUmâŚâ (Shuu)
ââŚKya!â (Noa)
Noa hurriedly hides her chest. Her face grew redder by the moment.
ââŚYouâre a girlâŚâ (Shuu)
The same is true for me. My face is so hot as if a hot water bottle was stuffed in my cheeks.
ââŚIâm sorry⌠I didnât plan on hiding it⌠No, I did hide it⌠butâŚâ (Noa)
Well, itâs not hard to guess her circumstances of deciding to pretend to be a boy. Probably, as long as a profession of a hunter is established, there is no doubt that the world has become more dangerous than before.
Butâif so, why is she doing this dangerous job alone?
âI am also female, you know, Squeak?â (Tamiko)
âUhuh? Uhuh.â (Shuu)
I canât bear to have a girl carry such a large load, so I pull the cord and ask Noa to push me from behind. As expected, even with a level 66 body, it is hard to pull a truck without wheels. Even so, the massive body begins to move.
(But this cord is quite sturdy.) (Shuu)
(Itâs made of several cords, but it doesnât seem like itâs going to tear at all.) (Shuu)
Itâs an ability that could be useful in various ways. Even for professions other than a hunter.
Looking backâmany of my abilities are more focused on killing others, especially the Metro Beasts. Thanks to that, I have survived for five years, but how should I make use of them in the future?
(If I go to the surface, I have to think about the next step.)
Noa leads the way. Perhaps it was the smell of blood or the sound, but the metro beasts came close to us along the way, but I chased them away with [Beast Repellent Spores].
After about five minutes, we reach the waterside she mentioned.
The water is flowing from right to left. It is more like a river than a canal.
The riverbank is lined with glittering soft sand, and colorful and wild mycelial plants reminiscent of the deep sea plants that appear through the gaps. The waterâs depth does not seem to be deep.
When Noa weaves hypha from her palm, they come together forming a knife with a blade length of about 20 cm. Itâs a shorter version of my [Hypha Sword].
She used it to pierce the lower abdomen of the corpse of the headless Catoblepas, She drags it under the skin with certainty and familiarity.
âUm, Ikari-san.â (Shuu)
âHuh, yes?â (Noa)
âMay I help you?â (Shuu)
âOh, yes, thank you.â (Noa)
Noa turns to the corpse and continues to dismantle it. Shuu is still standing up.
âOh, that⌠Ikari-san.â (Shuu)
âHuh, yes?â (Noa)
âWhat should I do?â (Shuu)
âHuh?â (Noa)
Noa looked at me blankly. She must wonder why a hunter who is older and more capable than herself is waiting for instructions like a newbie. My bad.
I have my own way of doing things that I have been experimenting with for the past five years. However, that doesnât necessarily mean that I have completely deviated from the attitude I had in my old profession. I am afraid of her being taken aback or offended if I make a bad move.
It would be horrible if it happened to a cute younger girl. She also has to heal her wounds in a super public area she can call back and say, âIâm not feeling well, so Iâm taking a day off from work.â
âNo, Iâm just trying to go along with your way of doing things. Iâve never beaten a Catoblepas before⌠Tell me anything you see wrong.â (Shuu)
âOh, then⌠can I have you hold down this side?â (Noa)
From there, work goes smoothly. Noa quickly opens up its abdomen and scrapes out the internal organs. She deals with the blood and offal without any hesitation, even if sheâs probably just around the age of a high school girl in my era. I eventually pulled out two sporangia from deep within the lower abdomen and hand them to Noa.
âBecause it is a prey that you have killed, please feel free to eat it.â (Noa)
After a little hesitation, I took one from Noa.
âI donât mind sharing half with Tamiko. This one is yours.â (Shuu)
Speaking only at their estimated level, I have eaten a lot of things that are better than this one. I wouldnât be troubled if I skip one or two now and again, and it would be more beneficial for her to eat it herself.
Noaâs eyes light up and he bows his head, âThank you!â And she energetically bites. I looked away from the high school girl eating as she eats sloppily while juices drip from her mouth. If I stare at her, I am sure to get arrested, or if you look at her thinking of that, Iâm out of the picture. Modern people must be sensitive to sexual harassment in order to survive.
âAhh!â (Noa)
Suddenly Noa cried out.
âWhat happened!? Are you okay!?â (Shuu)
âOh no. Iâm sorry. My level improvedâŚâ (Noa)
âOh, thatâs good news. Congratulations.â (Shuu)
I donât want to tell her that I was a bit nervous when I heard her sexy moaning voice.
âHow many levels is Ikarinoa, squeak?â (Tamiko)
âTamiko, I donât think you should ask so casually.â (Shuu)
âNo, itâs fine. Iâm around 24.â (Noa)
âOh.â (Shuu)
Itâs almost exactly what Tamiko estimated. I donât know how much it is in the hunter profession.
âI am 41, squeak.â (Tamiko)
Tamiko easily reveals her level without being asked. She has the higher one, I guess. She was puffing out her chest to prove it.
âWell, thatâs amazing⌠Itâs a lot higher than me since you are past 40⌠By the way, what about Abe-san?â (Noa)
âI⌠I think Iâm around 66.â (Shuu)
Noa nearly drops her sporangium.
ââŚOver level 60⌠Isnât that Master ClassâŚâ (Noa)
âAh, yeah? Probably (a master?).â (Shuu)
Tamikoâs motherâs partner was an âexcellent hunterâ at level 53, so maybe, me at 60+ is also rated that high. In reality, though, I am just a naive amateur.
After finish they eating, they continue dismantling. Noa says she wants to bring the hide and meat home.
âThe skin of the Catoblepas will be used to make clothing for hunters. Itâs a rare individual, so I think itâs going to be a good material. And its meat has a lot of fat and has a very rich taste. Here. Letâs salt it and make bacon on the surface.â (Noa)
âBa-ba-bacon!?â (Shuu)
Such a culture still exists here? How fascinating it sounds. The aroma of seared bacon and the taste of beer in my mouth is just irresistible. I canât stop my mouth from watering.
âOh, by the way, isnât meat poisonous? You were spitting out poison earlier, werenât you?â (Shuu)
âItâs fine. We just have to avoid the parts close to the internal organs, but since it has such a huge body, we can eat as much as we want.â (Noa)
Noa is momentarily startled, but he shows me the parts I could cut into pieces. Tamiko, who had been watching with great interest until about halfway through, gets bored and makes a bed of water plants and begins to take a nap. The sound of her lightly snoring begins to play a regular rhythm.
ââŚYouâre amazing, Abe-san.â (Noa)
âHuh?â (Shuu)
âAt your young age, youâre already above level 60âŚâ (Noa)
âWell⌠is it really that amazing?â (Shuu)
âDonât be humble. Besides, the Fungal Skills from [War Hammer] to [Long Sword]⌠Then thereâs [Great Shield] and [Detoxification]⌠Is your Fungal Class a [Holy Knight]? As you can see, mine is [Craftsman]âŚâ (Noa)
âFu-Fungal Class? Holy Knight?â (Shuu)
I hear some words that Iâm not familiar with. They get stuck in my mind, spinning and confusing me.
ââŚoh, Iâm sorry. I asked about your Fungal Class without permissionâŚâ (Noa)
âWell, whatâs thatâŚ?â (Shuu)
I couldnât help but think with my arms closed.
This hunterâs words, I donât understand most of them? If it happens frequently, I will look suspicious.
At this time, I donât want to reveal my full circumstance. I want to ask about all the questions that I have accumulated in the last five years.
The question is how will she react.
A human being 100 years ago. A human being from an old civilization. Iâve lived inside the underground Metro for five years. If I talk about that, sheâwhat will the inhabitants of this world think? I canât imagine.
She is the first human I met after I woke up. She looks very nice and cute.
It would be fine if she snickered at me and said she doesnât believe me. Itâs okay if she gets angry at me for making fun of her. If I imagine it, itâs cute, so Iâd rather see it.
But if she thinks Iâm suspicious, crazy, or cut off our budding friendship, itâs going to be hard. Iâll probably cry.
ââŚAbe-sanâŚ?â (Shuu)
(âŚBut, can I really avoid it?) (Shuu)
(Iâm her benefactor, sheâs not going to hurt me, right?) (Shuu)
I scratched my head, and as I raise my face. Noa looks a little concerned.
âWell Ikari-san. I have a story I want you to hear.â (Shuu)
âYes, what is it?â (Noa)
âI may say a lot of strange things during then, but I will be grateful if you donât stop from listening.â (Shuu)
âStrange things?â (Noa)
ââŚIâm from maybe a hundred years ago? Iâm from a time when the hunters and the Metro Labyrinth were different. Iâm a person who lived in the old world, where there were no hunters and no Metro Labyrinth.â (Shuu)
And then, as if I had been released from the weight on my shoulders, I begin to talk. I tell her who I am. Over the past five years.
I was working for a company in a world where there were no metros or metro beasts. After a minor accident, I was hospitalized in a hospital in Outsuka, where I was greeted by the Metro Floodingâsome kind of natural disaster. I woke up on the 50th floor of this Outsuka Metro.
Tamiko wakes up in the middle of the day and adds to the story. Iâll deny the saga of the great show of heroism that she single-handedly turned an Ogre into rust of her front teeth.
After five years of living next to death and training my abilities, I was finally able to defeat the boss and escape the 50th floor. On his way to the top, I met Noa, and here we are today.
Noa was sitting down on the floor, looking stunned. She didnât interject or ask any questions. As a speaker, I am grateful, but inwardly I am nervous about how she is taking my wild tale of adventure.
When the story, which lasted about ten minutes, is over, Noa covers her face with her hands and sighs heavily.
ââŚI canât believe itâŚâ (Noa)
âYeah, thatâs just the way it isâŚâ (Shuu)
ââŚso many hunters have tried to defeat it so far, and no one has been able to defeatâŚâŚ that Satan SlimeâŚâ (Noa)
âReally? So it was called a Satan Slime?â (Shuu)
âItâs all true, squeak. Iâve witnessed it all, squeak. Abeshuu squeaked the motherâs and her partnerâs killer.â (Tamiko)
â⌠Is it okay to check one thing?â (Noa)
Noa stretches out her hand and grabs my hand. She then cuts the palm of my hand with her Hypha Knife.
âHey! What are you doing!?â (Shuu)
âPlease let me see how well it heals.â (Noa)
Maybe she is some Yandere? Despite my suspicion of her proclivities, my wound is covered with blue-black fungus and heals on its own.
âBlue-black mycelium⌠much faster than [Self-Regeneration] ⌠I-[Immortal] Fungal SkillâŚâ (Noa)
âImmortal?â (Shuu)
Noa looks up and looks straight at me.
Thereâs no expression on her face and she looks pale. I canât read what kind of thoughts are behind her mind.
ââŚItâs true. Youâre from the old civilization, an inhabitant of TokyoâŚâ (Noa)
âTokyo⌠yes, and you believe meâŚ?â (Shuu)
Noa releases my hand and mutters in a daze.
ââŚThe thirteenth person⌠A [Itokuri-Shi].â (Noa)
T/N: So, should I use âItokuri-shiâ or âSir/Lord/Lady Thread Weaverâ. Both titles sound super cool so I really donât know which to use.