Iâll wash my face for the moment
[Damn⌠my head hurtsâŚ.]
The next morning, I was hit by a severe hangover.
As I watched the morning sunrise for a moment and slowly got out of bed.
[Ahh⌠.. When did I come home? I donât remember much of what happened last night⌠..]
I remember I was drinking at the bar as usual, but⌠..
[I think I went to the plaza by mistake. SoâŚ..]
As I remember the events last night, I suddenly felt ashamed.
I screamed, I am a hero! And I tried to pull out the legendary sword.
Itâs ok was drunk at the time.
I wouldnât have done such embarrassing thing, I wasnât drunk.
Yes, the alcohol is to blame.
Also, Iâm glad no one saw me in the middle of the night⌠..
[Wait, I still remember drawing the sword, but it must have been a dream⌠.. Hm?]
I tried to get out of bed, and stepped on something hard.
I thought it was something that I dropped and took a look.
There was a long sword on the floor.
It was the same sword that was stuck in the large rock in the plaza.
[âŚâŚ .C-Calm down. It seems Iâm still dreaming]
I slap my cheeks as I take a deep breath.
[If itâs not a dream, is it a hallucination? Damn, did I drink so much that Iâm now seeing things?]
I rubbed my eyes, but the sword did not disappear.
I grabbed the handle and tried to lift it. Certainly, I feel the weight in my hand.
[It seems that it is not a hallucination âŚâŚ. Is it a fake? Yes, it must be, surely it is fake. Although itâs still a mystery âŚâŚ could it be that I stole it from a store while I was drunk? If so, this is bad⌠..]
ăâIâm not a fake. Iâm the real dealâă
Suddenly, I heard a voice that I donât recognize.
Now Iâm starting to hear thingâs nowâŚâŚ?
Maybe Iâm feeling worse than i thought.
ăYou are not hallucinating. I am the divine sword, Venus Wict. I slept in this city for a long time, but I woke up last night thanks to you ă
[The sword is talking âŚâŚ.!?]
ăYou have a very silly face, I donât think I was very clear. You were chosen as the contractor of the divine sword created by the goddess of love and victory, Vigne.ă
[W-Wait a minute, contractor? me?]
Speaking of the goddess of love and victory Vigne, she is one of the three great gods.
And I was chosen by that existence that created the sword⌠..?
ăâWithout a doubtâă
Itâs hard to believe that I was chosen by a divine sword.
Me? a D-Rank adventurer that is considered the weakest?
Besides, I am an old man.
[But, I donât remember making a contract]
ăThe contract was established automatically upon drawing the sword! And you canât cancel it ă
Well that contract seems Damm unreasonable.
[W-what?âŚâŚ. didnât you choose me?]
ăâI will give you an example. Supposedly you saw your favorite food being sold in a different store, Would you think twice before buying it?ă
[âŚâŚNo before I knew it, I would already bought it.]
ăâThis is the sameâă
I see, I understand and not at the same time.
I just give up thinking deeply about it, I got up.
[⌠..Yes, Iâll wash my face for now]
ăYou have a bad rhythm⌠..ă
Today I also plan to go on an adventure with Reik and the others.
So I have to prepare soon.
I live in a small, old apartment.
The bathroom,toilet and then the sink was all the tenants shared outside.
I met one of my neighbor just outside the the room.
She was the wife of the old man who lives in the next room.
[Are you a relative of Lucas-san? Itâs very surprising]
The lady smiled sweetly and went back to her room.
[Relative? What does she mean by that?]
She may already lost it âŚâŚ I feel sorry for her.
While worrying about it, I stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom, where I finally realized why she was surprised.
No, even if I say who, Iâm in front of the mirror, so it couldnât be someone elseâŚ.
But no matter how you look at it, itâs not my usual old man face.
First of all, the color of my skin looks good.
Everytime i drank too much, my face became pale like a sick man.
Now, the healthy color that I had in my younger days has returned.
The shine in my hair is back, and my beard is showing a bit.
I feel like I became younger by ten years.
Well, I used to look like I was in my forties.
Then, I heard that voice again.
ăThis is one of the benefits of the contractă
[Are you really capable of such a thing⌠..?]
The sword leaked a chuckle.
ăKukuku, you certainly look old for your age and your health was definitely not good.ă
But what surprised me the most⌠..
[H-Has my right arm also been healed âŚâŚ?]
ăIt would be inconvenient to leave it as it wasă
I couldnât find any of my old wounds on my body there wasnât even a scar.
ăBy the way, Iâve also rejuvenated that dead libido of yours.ă
[So thatâs why my crotch is like this]
ăâHmmmmm. Could it be that you got turned on by looking at that old woman? ă
Anyway, this is a miracle.
I still have my doubts, but it seems like it really is a divine sword.
I then washed my face in good mood, I went back to the room and ate breakfast.