chapter 5

Okay, it’s night . Everyone is sleeping . I am currently battling with the deerskin . We will eat the meat . The parts we can’t finish will be smoked . I’m keeping the bones because I think they can be used for something . Same for the horn . For the guts, we ate what could be eaten and buried what couldn’t . And! ……skin . The blessings of the [Dissection] skill knows no bounds, unbelievably, I succeeded in cleanly removing the whole skin . After that I removed the extra fats and muscle stuck to the skin with [Cleaning] and I am currently soaking it in alum salt solution . If I remember correctly, I should be able to make the skin into leather like this . salt water? really? And, the bones……you shall be my experimental subject . Eeeh, I think my [Cleaning] skill is a skill that [Removes Things I Think Are Unnecessary] . But like how I couldn’t remove the sinew from the fat, if the boundary is vague, it won’t succeed . Conversely, if I focus on a clear boundary in my head and do it . ……I don’t know what will happen unless I test it! Let’s go with that! [Cleaning]!

nothing to lose!

Conclusion . I can only do two dimensions . Eeeh . Basically, a board, or a circle, I can do those, but I cannot make complicated three-dimensional objects . But since I can change the thickness for the board……based on practice I guess . Can’t be he—lped . The date is about to change soon, so I’ll sleep . Good night~ .

guten nacht

Good morning . Third day of this accident . Let’s enjoy it . And so as usual, I’m the first to wake up . Everyone must be tired . I feel that meat is not exactly the best first thing in the morning, but other than that there is only tubers and fruits, so it can’t be helped . Thinly sliced deer meat, soup-based potato and fruits is breakfast . I miss rice .

i would too

While I was in the middle of making breakfast, Suzumoto woke up . First, I cleaned him with the feather duster as a greeting . Pofu pofu . “How is your wound?” “Ah, it healed . ” ……doubtful! How can that be! I made him show it to me . It seriously healed . There is a scar left but this is seriously healed . Otherworld banzai . whooo I dusted the others as they woke up and cleaned them . Kadomi-kun was extremely surprised . Hahaha, who would think there would be something so unreasonable like a feather duster as a weapon! Hahahaha……

……it’s okay dear

And breakfast . When I asked how meat is in the morning, this answer was that this amount should be fine, I’ll just serve this from tomorrow onwards too without worrying about it . But still, I want that, I want vitamins . We have fruits so it might be okay, but I want vegetables too . I’m not the one that is going to be gathering them so I won’t say it though .

yeah, feels awkward to keep asking

And they went out again . Kadomi-kun is instant combat power too . Well, he’s a warrior . Come to think of it, someone had a burn yesterday, seems like they finally encountered a lizard that breathes fire . At best it’s about the strength of ten lighters so it won’t become a serious injury, but I would still like them to be careful . Telling them to be careful not to push themselves (not like they would listen), I sent them off . ……now then, I’ll do what I can . For now, processing the deer meat .

food is important

First was chopping it up and hanging them up to smoke, so I guess I will just get it done quickly while singing . Unfortunately, due to the size of the smoker, I need to split the meat up and smoke them over a few times . And not to forget to recast [Prayer Song] about every 25 minutes . gotta keep uffing It got slightly smoky again, so I opened the window . A—h, the wind feels good . Even though the surroundings is a forest, there are a lot of short trees and short thickets like rosemary, so you can actually see quite far . ……hm? Wait a moment . That……that is, rosemary, right? Probably . I remember those evergreen leaves . Mhm . That’s probably it . ……isn’t it better than just smoking salted meat? ……I’m just going to pick a little! Just a little! Only a little bit!

stay inside!

Just in case, I brought the kitchen knife . Among my current equipment, this has the greatest attack power . But the reach is short! At a distance where this reaches, is probably a distance where I’m dead . ……I, I’m uneasy . I’m uneasy but, it’s within sight, rosemary . You can’t get a tiger’s cub without stepping into a tiger’s den . Okay . Go out the window, grab a branch or two and run back, it will be fine . I can do it . I can probably do it . Okay . Letsu Trai! no! I put a foot on the window frame, and jumped out . Uoh, this long skirt is a pain! I quickly pulled up the hem with one hand and ran and ran . Once I reached the rosemary tree, a slash with the kitchen knife . I got a whole bundle of rosemary in one go . And then while staying on guard, run back! Jump through the window! And straight into the room! ……gooooooooooooooooooooal! I did it . I did it . I did it . With this, the variety of meat dishes has increased a little! Let’s try using it on the meat that is pickling in salt immediately . And after letting it soak for a little longer, I’ll smoke it . Ufufufufu . Ya—y, this is good . I’m so happ—y, So happ—y . Other than this, it would be nice if I could find bay laurels or pepper . From what I can see from the window, it doesn’t seem like there’s any, things just won’t go that well . ……without giving up, I tried taking a peek from the door . It’s fine, it’s fine, I’m the first one that opened the door right after being thrown into this world after all! And when I looked outside the door, my luck surprised me . I found a tree that looks like a bay tree . ……the distance is about 10m . If I run, I can do it . I just need to tear off some leaves, come back and check them! With that decided, full speed ahead! I went and came back . It was a lot easier without having to go through the window . The smell is like bay laurels……bay leaves, but I’m not as confident as I was with the rosemary . There are poisonous plants among the bay laurel’s family . It’s probably better to get President to [Appraise] it . Let’s wait for everyone to come back .

safety first

I’m starting to get sick of just meat, tubers and fruits, but there is nothing else so there’s nothing I can do about it . I thought of having grilled deer meat and potato for lunch and as I was making preparations, they came back . “Welcome back, masters . Any injuries?” “Do you really have to do that?” Suzumoto had on a strange expression . Mhm, sorry . But I’m a maid . “So, any injuries?” “Just a few cuts . Ah, President got a sprain too . ” Sp, sprain!? Taking a look at President, he certainly seemed to be favoring his left leg as he walked . Eeer, what to do . Ah, there’s that, there’s that potted aloe vera in this chemistry lab that had grown ridiculously large . Let’s use that . I chopped off an aloe vera leaf with the kitchen knife, peeled off the skin, stuck the clear part onto the surface and secured it with a sheet made from a plastic bag . It should get a little better with this . Or more like, get better . It might work better than vaseline, so I treated everyone else’s wounds with aloe vera as well as an experiment . If it works better than vaseline, I’ll use the pups of this aloe vera to multiply it .

… . why is there aloe vera in the chem lab

And so I finished treating their wounds and it’s time for lunch . They eat a lot . Don’t they get sick of meat and tubers everyday? No, they should be sick of it . Sorry . Ah, yeah . Let’s get the bay laurels and rosemary appraised while we have the chance . “President, President, appraise this . ” When I brought out the bundle of rosemary and bundle of bay laurels, the atmosphere suddenly froze . “… . . what, is this?” President drew closer . “I saw it from the window so I picked it . ” Stop, those eyes are scary . “You went outside?” Stop, those eyes are scary . “For about 5 seconds . ” Stop, those eyes are scary! “You went outside right?” Please stop! Those eyes are scary! Please! Please stop!

… . idiot

I got scolded . Un, unreasonabl—e! Then what else do you want me to do! Making meals delicious is a maid’s job! Probably! ……then again, well, mhm . I understand what they are thinking . I understand but . Me being the only one not doing anything, is kind of . Which is also just my own selfishness! I can’t do anything because I have no abilities but guwa—!

graaa

After some debate, oh wow, they agreed to let me outside for a while after lunch! Since Kadomi-kun joined in, there is extra people to keep watch and everyone has gotten stronger, so there’s also more allowance in that aspect . Ya—y! I’m bringing a basket! first trip out~ By the way, the results of the appraisal was, the bay laurels were bay laurels and the rosemary was rosemary . Except, it was discovered that bay laurels have the effect of increasing MP regeneration speed and rosemary have the effect of MP regeneration . ……could this be the time for [Potions]?