âŠâŠnuo, bad, I was downed! Eer, where, am I? My field of vision is shaking a lot . Actually, my body is shaking . âAh, Maito-san, you woke up?â Ah, I remember . Yeah . I went down after being punched in the stomach by this guy . Iâll, kill this guy, someday . Even if I donât kill you, Iâll make you suffer . Iâll probably have the tables turned on me though . get stronger! And so, yes . I am currently being carried by Fukuyama-kun and travelling outside . This is bad . Where, is this . It doesnât feel like I can get back . âSorry, I didnât really want to get too roughâŠâŠâ You bastard, messing with meeeeeeee! What do you mean âdidnât want to get too roughâ ! Stop messing around! This is clearly kidnapping! Itâs a crime! Assault is included too! Thereâs a mountain of things I want to say, but for now, this .
punch first
Ura!
then again
âŠâŠI tried hitting him, but heâs ridiculously hard . It doesnât feel like hitting a human body . Itâs that, I probably hit his armour . Dammit, come at me Fukuyama, throw away your weapons, armour and corrections and come at me! This bastard, let me punch you oraoraora! âMaito-san, I got it, calm down . â âLike hell I can calm down! You bastard! Bring back to the lab now!â My fist hurts after punching him . Aah stop already! âI canât do that . Sorry, but I think youâll calm down once in a proper environment . â âJust hurry up and bring me back you kidnapper . â âMore importantly, see, weâre going to reach soon, so calm down . â Aah, heâs not listening at all! I donât want to deal with this guy anymore! But the worst is, I canât break free from his restraint and escape with my strength . Actually, even if I escaped, Iâll die to a monster after that . âŠâŠdammâit, it really is tough being a maidâŠâŠ
clean off his armour!
After I gave up and obediently let him carry me for a while . âUwah! What is this? whatâs going on?â Even though we encountered an amazing amount of monsters, it didnât become a battle . A single horned rabbit perhaps separated from the herd, large birds, they all rushed right by us in a straight line, so it didnât become a battle . âŠâŠbut, this meansâŠâŠ âHm? Thatâs strangeâŠâŠwhat happened?â Fukuyama-kun, youâre looking at the direction the monsters went . At these times, you should be looking at the direction the monsters ran from . ââŠâŠhm? What?â ââŠâŠeh?â There, was a stupidly huge wolf, baring its teeth at us .
run! actually dont
Itâs a huge wolf, I think itâs about the size of a light truck . Just that light trucks do not bare their teeth or glare at you . So the air of intimidation is beyond that of a light truck and closer to that of a jet . Whatâs a jetâs level of intimidation? I donât even know what Iâm saying myself, hahahahahaha . âEer, monsters come out less at night?â âSomething like this has never come out until now!â Ah, I see, this idiot . If you didnât bring me out, I wouldnât be glared at by such a huge wolf! âItâs okay, Iâll protect Maito-san!â Even if you say that, can you really do something with that sword? About that? . And the battle between Fukuyama-kun and the huge wolf began .
really feels like Oliver, you want the hero to lose but dont
âMaito-san, get back! Iâm coming! Prepare yourself, wolf!â Saying something, Fukuyama held up his sword and started running . But running straight in, are you stupid? As expected, the wolf easily swept Fukuyama-kun aside with its foreleg . See, I told you so . âDammit, again!â Fukuyama-kun charged the wolf energetically again, but the wolf swept him away again with its foreleg . But even Fukuyama-kun learns, he slipped under the front leg and leapt onto the wolfâs back . And from there, he tried to stab his sword into the wolf, but the fur blocked the blade and it didnât work . And as he was doing that, the wolf shook him off and he was sent flying off again . It seems he hit his head at that speed, he laid there without moving . This was just 30 seconds after the fight began . Aâaâaâh, werenât you going to protect me, damn it . Wonât you at least but enough time for me to run, damn it .
yay he lost, but maito⊠.
Whether it lost interest in the prey that had collapsed or just thought it could eat it later, the huge wolf stared at me . Trembletremble, me, is not bad maid! Iâm not nice even if you eat me! I will probably only taste watery with a bit of salt! âŠâŠo, okay, at these times, I need to calm down and think . you have time for that? If I showed my back here, it iss probably close in on me in an instant and kill me . But it iss not an opponent I can defeat by fighting either . Even if he was an idiot that didnât think about tactics at all, Fukuyama-kun who is presumably a knight was knocked out so easily . Never mind being knocked out, I would die the instant my body is hit . Unmistakably . Which means this is an impossible game where I die instantly if I get hit a single time . And even if I manage to make some godly evasions consecutively, sadly, I have no means of attack, so I canât win . Even if I keep making godly evasions and run, it seems like Fukuyama-kun carried me quite a large distance, so there is quite a way to the lab . Can I run that distance at full sprint? Impossible . Actually, thereâs no way my full speed can outrun this wolf in the first place . The opponent is a carnivore . And one the size of a light truck . murigee To begin with, the only part I have an edge in is probably tight turns . I have confidence in my instantaneous acceleration by using my body like a spring, but it will just catch up in the next instant . Hmmm, I thought of whether I could erase it with [Cleaning], but I donât have my feather duster in the first place, so I canât use [Cleaning] . Fukuyama-kun is becoming more and more detestable . yes And so the only things I can do right now, is use skills that donât need tools . Meaning [Ballad] and [Clothes Manufacturing] . But the match will probably last an instant . For that, since there is a time lag for the effects of [Ballad] to show after I start singing, itâs dangerous . Incidentally, it seems I was down for more than 30 minutes, the effects of [Prayer Song] and [Wish Song] have run out . Fukuyama-kun is detestable to the very end . all his fault Even so, with [Clothes Manufacturing], since I donât have tools, I can only make fibers with alchemy or spin thread by hand . No, even if I spun or wove, it wonât change anything though . Hmm, spin the wolfâs fur? Nonono, spinning by hand would take too much time . I thought of making fiber with the wolfâs fur as material and making the wolf naked in an instant, but judging by my MP, I canât do the whole wolf, and itâs not like I can do anything even after the fur is gone . Hmm, if Fukuyama-kun was still here, I could at least get him to stab his sword into where the fur is gone, but that guy ran ahead on his own and got knocked out . useless In that case, the only means of surviving is to find a new skill . With no practice . Mhm, thereâs only that, probably . âŠâŠokay, Iâll brace myself . Okay, wolf . Are you prepared? I am .
?
âOooi, puppy . â When I raised my voice, the wolf twitched in response, but it didnât attack . But does that light scratching of the ground with its front leg mean âI can jump on you at anytimeâ? Well, thatâs fine . âDonât you think, training a watch dog is also a maidâs job?â The wolfâs fur stood on end, but it still showed no sign of attacking . Good . Then, Iâll take a deep breath and . â[Sit]!!â Itâs strange for me to say this, but it felt like my voice shook the ground .
what is wrong with your voice
At first, the wolf showed no sign of moving, it had the feeling of âWhatâre you saying?â . Aâh, Iâve done it, guess I have to run for it, all or nothing, but as I thought that while continuing to glare at each other, the light truck-sized wolf very reluctantly, with a âseriously, guess I have toâ kind of feeling, sat down . And as I watched that, I felt something leaving me quickly and made the mistake of falling unconscious again .
mana?
âŠâŠhuh, bad, I was downed . And it had to be right in front of the wolf! Even if it sat down, itâs still extremely dangerous! By the way, what is the situation now . The surroundings is extremely fluffy though . âŠâŠfluffy? When I glanced up, the face of the light truck-sized wolf was there . It seems, Iâm buried in the stomach of the curled up wolf . comfy After freezing for a while, the wolf made a face like âYour expression is funnyâ, so for now . ââŠâŠeh, er, gumoâninâŠâŠ?â When I tried greeting it timidly (the surroundings is still dark though), it licked my face with a âyesyesâ kind of feel . ErâŠâŠerâŠâŠwh, what is going on? Why is it, attached to me?
maid?
When confused, dog tag . When I looked at my dog tag, there was a skill called [Watch Dog Training], a skill that is exactly as it says, added on . âŠâŠeer, letâs think about it a little . First, this skill was added on, so that means my [sit] succeeded . And the skillâs name is [Watch Dog Training], so it probably became a [Watch Dog] . So it didnât attack me and it made this fluffy situation to protect me . Hmhm, I can accept that . The scary one would be the pattern of it just being a whim of this truck-sized wolfâŠâŠ âŠâŠletâs not think about that . ⊠. . yeah Eeer, then, me going down after that was probably because I ran out of mana . I think that despondency would be the feeling of MP exhaustion made stronger . âŠâŠwhich means if not for the long underskirt dyed with laurel, there is a high chance of the skill failing to activate due to lack of MP, meaning the end of me . âŠâŠ . hieeeeeee, thank goodness I made this underskirt! Thank you bay laurels!
⊠. how about the scary pattern
âAnd so, you are probably my watch dog!â âGauâ It barked like âYesyes, I know thatâ . âIâll be in your care from now on!â âGauâ It barked again withe the feeling of âCanât be helped, guess Iâll protect youâ . Seems like I can somehâw communicate . Whether this is the effect of the skill or simply that it is smart is not clear though . But looking closely, itâs actually quite cute . Its fur is a cool dark grey and its eyes are a beautiful gold . Itâs quite a beautiful wolf . And as I thought that, it made a face like âReally? Really? You can praise me more . â . Okay, you cute guy . Iâll pet you . Yoâshayoshayoshayosha . As I stroked it, it rubbed its face against me . Fluffy, it feels very nice . Oooh, what is this, it really is cute . Mhm mhm . âŠâŠmhm, if I had to say which, rather then playing with it, I feel like Iâm the one being played with, mhm . Iâm not going to mind that .