So Thatâs Why Iâve Decided to Become A Cheapskate
Part 7
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âUwah~ So happy~! But, we have enough people, so no thanks.â
Kagami immediately showed him a hateful look, as if claiming âYouâll be in the way if you come with us.â
âOya? I witnessed you trying to recruit more people though?â
When David replied with an expression that seemed to say âI thought you said something like thatâ, Kagami clicked his tongue with a âtchâ.
âItâs your choice either way. Even if you donât let me help you out, Iâve decided to remain by your side as an observer. This order was passed down from the King, who said that I must observe whether or not you are telling the truth, and if your efforts are insufficient, I will take her back.â
âHaving to live our daily lives under surveillance is stressful.â
âPlease donât say that. The only observer will be me, and in exchange for this, Iâll help out with Kagami-samaâs work, you know? That is what Iâm suggesting.â
Kagami momentarily showed a difficult expression when this was said. Kagami honestly wanted to avoid spending time in this manner, maintaining the situation with his lie, from now on.
While Kagami was thinking about whether or not there would be another method to make him return without being his observer, David took out a piece of parchment and placed it on top of the table.
As for what Kagamiâs group had created, on top of it were the lines they had written to recruit people for the Casino. Seeing this, Tina leaned towards the table and began to read its content.
ââWarmly welcoming Beginners. Offering a suitable environment to work in for people who are new to working at Casinos. Training period will be for one month, and wages will be dependent on oneâs abilitiesââŠHow would you prepare such a thing?â
âI am a servant of Krul-sama before I am your observer. Seeing that itâs necessary to recruit a number of personnel for everyone, I considered the possibilities and made preparations beforehand.â
After David replied with a smile towards Tina, Kagami took the recruiterâs form and began to read it, as if confirming it. Kagami knit his brows since the content wasnât really different from what he had written himself.
âWhat is this trying to say?â
âPlease try recruiting one more time using this. Iâm sure people will gather without you having to give a speech.â
David smiled at him once again as he said that. Seeing this, Kagami stood up from his seat while saying, âHaha, no way.â He then left the store with the notice in hand, while half thinking, âItâs useless.â
Since the reality was that people hadnât gathered around, even though they had posted a Recruiterâs Notice, Kagami, who was considering trying this, at least mass produced the Recruiterâs Form that David had prepared at the Quest Guild, posted it at the Quest Guild and at the plaza notice board, prepared a kiosk near the plaza benches with a billboard that said âRecruiting Casino Employees,â and continued to wait for people to come.
Two hours later. Villagers who lived in Balman and Adventurers had lined up in front of the kiosk established in front of the plaza benches.
Although it didnât mean that everyone had hopes for labor, for now, compared to the time when Rex had been giving his speeches, people who were showing an interest had gathered around wanting to listen and considered joining.
âWhatâs the meaning of this?â
Tina, who had been in charge of the kiosk, began to diligently ask the people who had come what their agenda was, one at a time. Kagami was standing next to the people who were being processed and hoping for an interview date, and his mouth was wide open as he muttered that.
âI just mentioned things like a workplace they can work peacefully in, you know.â
âThen, it wasnât wrong to think about a cozy workplace?â
After Kagami said this, he slapped Alice, who was looking at the formed line with a surprised expression, on her back while saying, âAs expected of Alice-tan.â
âI think that may be so. In other words, itâs important for people to be able to work peacefully. Since the contents of the Recruiterâs Form prepared by Kagami-san was suspicious, it couldnât be helped that the people who didnât understand its contents would feel anxious about whether they could work properly or not. By specifying the training period, and additionally clarifying the kind of work done in the Casino, we have given a proper account to those who desire working hours. We have also hidden a number of positions. It will be fine if we just manage people after choosing from the recruits that come. If that number is limited, we will end up thinking that no one besides us will be able to work there, and it will get crowded. By simply handing out these pieces of information, we will remove the insecurity they feel for the job.â
After receiving this explanation, Kagami faced David and:
âYou, youâre hired.â
He muttered only those words while wearing his biggest smile. At that moment, Rex grabbed onto Kagamiâs shoulder, and with a frightening speed, he separated them from David by a distance. Although Alice and David gazed at the two of them suspiciously, Rex didnât mind them and approached Kagamiâs ears as if he was going to tell him a secret.
âWhat the hell are you saying, Shishou! Although heâs an observer, if he makes an appearance at our workplace, we will be exposed by him! Without him, we would be able to talk in secret at our workplace later on.â
âItâs the opposite, the opposite. That old manâs eyes arenât really that shrewd, you know? As for whether he will see through us, neglecting him would be rather dangerous, since we wonât know what he is doing. We can enjoy ourselves the most if he isnât an observer. At any rate, heâs the one observing us.â
After Kagami said that with a sigh, Rex groaned, as if he had lost his voice, and removed his hands from Kagamiâs shoulders.
Although Kagami had considered trying to make David go back from the beginning, after witnessing Davidâs thorough and excellent preparations, he concluded that having him return to being an observer was dangerous. Rather than not knowing if he would be seen through, it was better for him to watch David. That was his logic.
âNow, nowâŠKagami-chan. Exactly what kind of magic did you use? Iâve tried asking around for rumors about that puzzling line that was formed in the plaza. This isnât a recruitment produced by Kagami-chanâs group.â
After Kagami had talked with Rex about what to do with David, Takako, who had been standing there for who knows how long, said that as she folded her arms. Rex and Kagami were frightened by this large womanâs sudden appearance.
âAmazingâŠfor so many people to gather here! Rex-sanâs and Kagami-sanâs advertising was really good! How did they get recruited like this?â
Krul said as she appeared from behind Takako, her eyes beaming as she saw the line forming in the plaza.
âWait, Takako-chan, what about Menou?â
âHeâs taking care of the shop for me. I would be worried if it was just the Kenta-Uros-chans.â
Kagami muttered, âI seeâ to Takako. At the same time, even if Menou himself wasnât here, he was slightly happy to have the Demon become more familiar with the town and be relied upon to watch over the shop.
âHeyâŠis Tina the only receptionist? JeezâŠthatâs not cute. Look, she has teary eyes and her expression is turning slightly bitter, right?âŠIâll go help her out.â
After that was said, Takako also yelled out to her, âOooi Tina-chan, Iâll also help you~â and rushed off towards the kiosk. Just before this happened, David, who had looked in Takakoâs direction when she shouted, met Krulâs gaze.
Unexpectedly, rather than having Krul, who had appeared suddenly, yelling out Davidâs name, David seemed surprised upon recognizing her, quickly separated from Kagamiâs group, approached her at an unbelievable speed, and:
âFuaaaah! Krul-sama! Youâre in high spirits! Youâre as beautiful as a single flower blooming in the desolate wilderness as alwaysâŠI want to lick you all over!â
This was said cheerfully.
âHm? Hmmmm? MmâŠWhat did you say just now~?â
Feeling grossed out by Davidâs sudden remark and change in attitude from a gentleman, Kagami asked him to repeat the question, as if he had misheard David.
David then turned serious and looked at Kagami again.
âI said that I want to lick her with a âperoperoâ. You donât want to lick her, even though sheâs this pretty and cute? I think you should know this much as a man.â
âAlthough I donât really know what youâre saying, for now, go apologize to Alice, who saved you from being treated like a pervert last time. Apologize to me, too?â
When she heard this, Krul let out a sigh, as if fed up. David hadnât changed in the slightest. He had been this way since a long time ago. Although his first impression was that of an excellent servant and a gentleman, Kagami and those around Alice gave in all at once.
âDavid-dono has been like this since a long time agoâŠHis love for women is too strong. Itâs enough to make other feels grossed outâŠThatâs why I hated working together with him before he became an observer.â
âThen, why did he have no reaction to Alice and Tina, huh?â
âHe doesnât seem to have any interest in little girls.â
âAlthough I thought he was slightly gentleman-ish, heâs one of those perverted gentlemen, huh? I suddenly want to reject him. Who is this scary guy?â
After Kagami whispered his reply into Rexâs ear, in order to protect Alice from any bad influences, he brought Alice closer to him. Just for a bit, Alice also showed an expression of caution towards the sudden perverted remarks.
At the same time, Kagami began to shiver due to the fact that the guys around him were all extremely dense. He wanted to live a mediocre life in peace. This was what Kagami wished for from the bottom of his heart.\n