[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds Chapter 12
Apr 18, 2017
Proofreader: Jesse
Wu Han Ying felt completely helpless in his current situation. He waited for them to bring out his food before he quickly bought a bag. This way he could bag up everything and take it back upstairs to his dorm room and eat.
He did not mind having a little kid glued onto him, but standing next to him was the forever poker face Professor Xia plus two female schoolmates watching his every move...Wu Han Ying felt a bit too overwhelmed, so in the end he took his bagged food and quickly ran away.
He climbed up to the sixth floor all in one breath and poured the Mala Tang food into his lunch box. All of the food was still hot since it had just been prepared. Wu Han Ying looked at the pile of books and "garbage" scattered all over his desk and realized he could not find an empty space to put down his food. So, he grabbed a thick book and placed it on top of his laptop keyboard to use as a makeshift table for his lunchbox.
He moved his mouse and the screen lit up. Wu Han Ying had just placed a spoonful of food into his mouth when he saw his screen was a dark and gloomy scene, for a short moment he did not know how to react. When he thought back on it, he remembered that he left Little Wudang fishing at Jiange earlier. So, why was he in this place?
He was in a daze for a short period of time, but then woke out of it and took a careful look at the location...the underworld {hell}. So, someone sent him here to drink the soup...
{Translator Input: In Chinese belief, when you die you are being sent to Hell, and the "Hades" there will evaluate your good and bad deeds while you were still alive. He will then decide whether you will be punished or you will be rewarded with a chance for reincarnation. If you are to be rewarded with reincarnation there is something you must do before you can be reincarnated. You will have to drink this one soup called "forget it all" soup from an elder lady called Meng Po. After you drink that soup, you will be reborn as a new person with a new life and you will forget everything about your previous life. Therefore, the soup in this game is a symbol of "reborn" or "revive"; so if your character has died in this game, you have two choices: 1. To have someone revive you so you won't lose any points, or 2. To wait for the countdown and then revive back in Hell, then go on from there. Of course your character won't forget everything like the myth. The soup here is just the symbol of "revive" after being killed by someone or some monsters ^^}
Wu Han Ying felt a bit depressed, but this was not the first time he was sent to drink the soup. As a result, he moved the Little Wudang towards Meng Po {the elder lady that gives out the soup} to teleport back to Luoyang. At the same time he saw the guild channel had been spamming nonstop, it was very lively!
{Translator Input: In this game, when you're in "Hell", your chatting box won't be activated. You can't type in the chat box and you can't see the conversation in the chat box. Only when you get out of Hell will these functions start working again}
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: !!!!Little Bangzhu is finally moving!! Louyang 134,182
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: ......
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Bangzhu!! Enter the party, I am coming now
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Must take our revenge!!!
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Damn it, he even dared to kill our Sao Zi {sister-in-law}!
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: ...we've killed him several times. Are we still killing him?
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Of course!
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Taking Sao Zi with us is what we call revenge!! I'm so damn angry (Anger Expression)
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: I want to ask............
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Xiao Xiao, did you use Wu Ying {Misty Dust} to locate Bangzhu......
{Translator Input: Wu Ying - an item that gives the exact location of your buddy or your enemy. This item can be bought at the cash shop; usually the system only lets you know which map region your teammates or your buddies are at. It never gives out the exact location like the latitude and longitude like this one}
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: I'm making bread buns to cover some HP, just a moment
Wu Han Ying looked at his HP bar and realized he would have to make a lot of bread buns. He needed to make a large amount so he can use them for later. While he was making the bread buns, he typed over a reply.
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ......Sao Zi, get into our party, I can buff up your HP
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: That's right, Sao Zi, we can rebuff your HP at the Arena. No need to make bread buns
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Why is everyone so lively
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Sao Zi got killed by a shameless douchebag!! Raging
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Ben Ben, join me to take revenge for Sao Zi. Join the team
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: What?!
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Bangzhu got killed
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Ok, I will go too
The guild channel kept pushing one line after another up, Wu Han Ying felt a bit embarrassed after reading everyone's comments about wanting to take revenge for him...In fact, he really did not know who had killed him. The system notification was being pushed away by everyone's chatter. He had agreed to join the party, he saw Xiao Xiao Xiao, Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu, Wo Ben Chunjie, and two other people who looked somewhat familiar, but they did not say anything.
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: That's ok, just help me fill up my blood...
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: No way!! A level 70 dares to kill our Sao Zi!
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: I say, what are you two getting so work up for......
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Didn't we kill him once already......
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: !!!!
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Junzi...I suspect that you're the traitor here =.=
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: ............
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: ......listen until I finish
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: It should be Lao Da who takes revenge for Sao Zi
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Why are you all getting so worked up? Lao Da is not even online yet
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Makes sense
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ......
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Aiyo
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: I was being inconsiderate
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: My bad, my bad
Wu Han Ying was about to tell them that he is actually a man. From the day Love You 59 Seconds had abruptly killed Mo Shan Xi, everyone had been teasing him and Love You 59 Seconds. Even though they were just joking about it, it was better to clarify the truth. A man being called sister-in-law here and there by that many people is a bit awkward.
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: (Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Sao Zi, it would be great if you're a man (Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: Actually I'm a gut
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Lao Da treats Sao Zi so well, why on earth is Sao Zi not a man
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: +1
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: ..................
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: I'll say...these two are seriously ill
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Fujoshis {girls who love reading about male romance} are so scary
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: ???
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Bangzhu, what did you say?
Wu Han Ying made a 囧囧 face, when he realized that he made a typo in his reply and was about to correct it, but then stopped when he saw what Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu said. For a moment he did not know what was so good about him needing to be a man? But after reading Wo Ben Chunjie's words...
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ............Nothing
The Liberal Arts Department in his school has a lot of beautiful girls, which also means it has a large number of fujoshis...Even though our Wu Han Ying does not have much knowledge regarding BL, such as knowing what seme and uke mean, he does understand the word "fujoshi" very well.
Swallowing down his saliva, his scalp started to get all tingly just by looking at this word. He immediately typed in the word "nothing" and decisively pressed Enter! As a man, he does not understand why so many girls like to see two men be together...ah, such a thing...
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: Yo, I just left for a bit and the channel is getting this lively
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: You're back
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Bangzhu got killed
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: !!!The fuck, who has the guts
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: I must tell Lao Da
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: I'm here
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Lao Da!!!!
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Lao Da!!
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Oh, Lao Da got back so soon
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: I guess most likely because he cannot stand that little devil (Laugh Expression)
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Not 'most likely', it is 'certainly'
Little Wudang was being teleported to the Luoyang Arena, the NPC there refill the blood bar which was so much cheaper than many other places. Wu Han Ying was wondering why he didn't know about this before when he took a look at the guild channel and saw Love You 59 Seconds' name had popped up again.
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Xiao Xiao disband the team, the other person has a higher level than you. You cannot beat him