Itâs so far. The hidden room is soo far. I can see the hidden room withăMapăskill, so itâs not really hidden, and I also canât get lost despite walking through a supposed maze, but itâs soo far.
The hidden room had a giant owl inside. Or more like, the room was completely stuffed with that owl, taking up pretty much all of the space. Yup, I donât need such a familiar. Try and put it on the shoulder and dislocation would be the least of my worries. It will probably completely crush me in that case? I would look simply like prey that it caught in its claws. And it will probably just eat me like said prey as well.
Hmmm? ăGiant Owl Lv 69ă, no, itâs obvious that it is giant? How did it even get inside that room? The owl is many times larger than the entrance. Did it grow after getting inside? It grew and became unable to get out? It canât even be called a trap or encounter anymore, the owl is just stuck inside the room.
Together with Armored Pres, who had a look of disappointed disbelief, we stabbed it for a while until it finally collapsed, but since we wonât be able to enter the room until the body turns into a magic stone, I set up for a meal.
A steak and bread.
Putting it like that makes it sound like a great meal. But itâs hardtack and dried meat. While the item bag seems to be able to preserve contents to a certain degree, I have no idea for how long, so for the most part all I have are preserved foods. Aah, I want to have a proper meal outside.
At last, a huge magic stone and a treasure chest. And of course, it isnât locked.
ăSticky Boots â Allow Walking on Walls and Ceilingă, hmm, combining it with Air Walk will probably give great utility. Probably? Perhaps? Maybe? But until now, all of the items that I thought to be useful at first, didnât get to be used even once. I mean, even this chest wasnât locked? What was the point of that ăMagic Keyă? After equipping ăTrap RingăI didnât see even a single trap? Iâm pretty sure the same thing will happen with those boots. They are to become obsolete the moment they appeared. Just like that move that I practiced so much. KuhâŠ
Since Armored Pres doesnât need it I fused them with ăBoots?ă. The boots became a bit more comfortable, and on top of that, it improved the grip. Actually, isnât that the most important for boots?! How about mentioning it somewhere?!
After running for a while I confirmed that while they canât compare to hi-tech sneakers, they are still better than normal sneakers? Especially the grip. These are really good? Even more so considering the boots sold in the town from the viewpoint of a modern person. Leather sole? Iron-reinforced bottom? Uncomfortable and slippery. Iâm pretty sure the main selling point of Sticky Boots was the comfortability and the grip. If they sold these in the town I wouldâve bought them.
Though 68F surely doesnât have anything interesting to look at, I still take a peek.
I shouldnât have any hopes.
It will only make the damage from the disappointment greater.
To be honest, peeking at the ghouls from a low angle became a bit of a trauma. That was really gross⊠The rotâŠ
ăAccel Goat Lv 68ăa goat-san. Are we on a fluffy series? This time itâs speedy fluff? Actually, I want to sleep. I only had a short nap. Seeing that fluffy fur makes me even more drowsy. Even Sleep Owls made me sleepy, but this time itâs goats? Though they are not sheep, I feel like counting them might give the same result? Hmmm, there are quite a few of them? 70? I⊠Guess?âŠâŠ ProbablyâŠâŠâŠ
That was close. They donât even have a skill but I clearly took a hypnotism attack. If Armored Pres didnât poke me I wouldâve been sleeping by now. On a cold dungeon floor.
Whew, I almost began remodeling the place to settle here. As expected, dungeons are full of dangers.
Anyway, I guess they are going to ram me? They are goats after all? And they also have ăCrushing Damage Resistanceăso I canât drop them.
As expected, their diet is limited to grass. They completely ignore both paralyzing and poisonous mushrooms.
And they haveăMagic Resistanceă. Must be blocking spells with that soft fur. Must be nice. So soft and fluffy.
Hmmm, exchanging blows with a pack of Lv 68 monsters sounds like a nightmare.
Even if I try to crash into them, they have ăCrushing Damage Resistanceă? And it also rules out ersatz meteors.
And I donât think I have enough oil for a fire attack. And itâs also wasteful. I still want to use it for cooking.
Since all they can do is ram at enemies, I can just use Air Walk to get past them and simply climb to the next floor, but leaving Armored Pres to fight alone is not good. She probably will win anyway, but what about my position as the master? And more importantly, my affection rating with her? But I canât fight them? Speaking of goats⊠They can be used to produce cheese and butter, right? Well, first I will have to milk them, butâŠ
Whooa⊠They have drills for horns! Is that what goats looked like? Did Girl of the Alps keep a pack of those? Just what she was trying to fight with? The tutor? Wouldnât such a drill open a hole in a human? The Alps are scary. [1]
Since they have ăCrushing Damage ResistanceăI thought of throwing swords and spears at them from above, but now that I think of it, canât I just stab them?
Opening a hole in the ceiling I go around stabbing goats that keep bleating.
I have to kill them in one hit or they will escape with their Acceleration skill. But they just keep crying⊠ăBaa, BaaăâŠ
Why? Even though I just triumphed over a pack of vicious monsters, I feel like crap. Is this another trap of this dungeon? The one designed to psychologically destroy its target? Iâm actually on the verge of crying. Armored Pres is patting me on the back? At this rate, she might Tame me eventually.
But I still gather magic stones.
Okay, 67F. Finally. This one should have Pure Feelings somewhere. Though my Pure Feelings were destroyed to only 1/300 by the crying voices of the goats. My affection rating probably dived into lava as well. I must not cry.
ăEvil Eye Lv 67ădoesnât look that pure.
Evil eye, also known as a cursed eye or a demon eye, is very popular among students of the second year of middle school, but this time it is a monster in the form of a giant eyeball.
ăSearchă,ăDetectionă,ăDetect Presenceă,ăSense Gazeă,ăDanger Senseă,ăEvil Eyeă,ăMagic Eyeă,ăGrant Debuffă,ăInstant Deathă,ăComplete Magic Resistanceă, isnât it super strong? Though I see only one monster.
Uwaaa, it looked at me! It noticed that Iâm looking at it! Our eyes met!⊠Eh? It died?⊠I canât sense its presence anymoreâŠ? Heeeeeey? Evil Eye-san?
I run on the air at full speed, rushing to 67F with all Iâve got. I have to hit it at least once! Absolutely! Even if itâs dead I will at least kick it!⊠It already turned into a magic stoneâŠ
ăWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!! Instant death?! Hey! After staring at me with thatăEvil Eyeă, ăMagic EyeăandăInstant Deathă! Why are YOU the one to instantly die! Do you have a problem with me?! Dying just because our eyes met? Are you trying to say that my stare is worse than Evil Eye? More dangerous than Magic Eye? I donât even have ăInstant Deathăamong my skills! So why are you dropping dead at the first glance?! Or rather, why are you dead? Do you think it will be alright if you just turn into a magic stone? Why am I being treated like Iâm worse than a monster?! In the first place, arenât you an evil eye? That crap that gets used as a talisman to ward off evil? Why are YOU dying? Do your job! Ward off evil! Protect yourself! You are totally useless! A scam! Why do I have to go through such sorrows after coming to another world? What is this treatment the monsters here are giving me?! We only looked each other in the eyesâŠă
As I kept hitting the magic stone in tears, Armored Pres, who climbed here after me, gently patted me on the back. Was this dungeon created simply to diss my eyes? Just what is this? Did I come to this world only to have my eyes dissed?