I was taken to the Guild masterâs office. Hearing the Guild masterâs long speech, I escape from the Guild masterâs office, and upon finishing my business at the purchase counter, come across the Spear old man and have a chat with himâŠâŠ What is this menacing old men ratio? Isnât it about time to start burning them? Aah, most likely I was summoned to this world to annihilate old men⊠Eh?!
ăIs that for real? For real? For real? For real? For real? For real? Really for real? For real real? For actually serious real? Truly no mistake here? Not a lie? If itâs a lie you will have to swallow 1000 ice spears? Is it truly truthful truth? Or should I stab you? 1000 times?ă
The Spear old man was waiting on the first floor of the guild, and though he tried to pin some nonsense accusations on meăBecause of you I had a very bad timeâŠă, I still managed to get the info on the suspicious peddler from him. Even though he is walking around with my Affection Points, he still wonât be back in the town for a while.
And then, he told me that most of those items are unknown and strange items from dungeons, thatâs why they are so cheap. From time to time, that merchant would sit in front of the dungeon, buying them up. Right now, I can buy it. Three of them even. Well, there was only one ring, but will it really be enough? For my favorability with the opposite sex? I feel like one ring might not be enough? I mean, I got scolded again today.
And it seems he also doesnât like the idea of getting stabbed with ice spears. Letâs think of a different technique.
ăGeeks! Geek A! G.E.K.A! Give me info on the dungeon! Right now! This very instant! If you donât Iâll set the bitches on you! All 5 of them! Do you want to get your heads bitten off? Then spill the beans!ă
Ah, such sluggish geeks, damn it, how long are they planning to fluster, hurry up! Pheromone ring calls to me from the dungeon!
ă!!âŠâŠ So I was Geek AâŠâŠ And what is G.E.K.A. supposed to stand for? And also, we already made up with Shimazaki-san and her group! Donât set them on us! It was the first time someone said thanks to usâŠâŠă
ăWell? I donât care? Give me info on the dungeon! Immediately! Right now! If you donât, I will send idiots after you as well! All 5 of them!! And they are very dense! So speak up!ă
ăHey! It was the beginning of a good story! Why did you have to interrupt me! And also, Kakizaki-kun and others already apologized! Stop calling them idiots, itâs just an insult by now! And you still canât remember a single name?! ă
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I pressed Geek A, snatched a report from Geek B, and got an explanation from Geek C.
ăâŠSo I was Geek B⊠Well, I had my suspiciousâŠă
ăWhat is G.E.K.C.? Is it some variation of G.E.C.K.? Because you omitted one letter it doesnât make sense anymore!ă
Such a noisy bunch. I wish they cared this much about my affection points. Just imagine how they suffer, all alone, in the dark dungeon, undiscovered for a long, long time that can even feel like an eternity, my poor affection points, waiting for me!
Anyway, first I have to shop for supplies. I got the list of necessary items from the geeks, if I show it to the lady at the general store she should be able to get me most of those. I have to hurry, hurry for my affection points, affection points with the opposite sexâŠâŠ Faster, even fasterâŠ
I got scolded by a guard? If flying is not allowed then write so? How was I supposed to know that? There is not a single sign around? Probably no one knows that. Itâs a clear mistake on the administrationâs part, why do I have to be scolded for that? Even though Iâm in a hurry?
I finally reached the general store. Anyway, letâs get this over with as fast as possible.
ăHey, Miss, please sell me everything on this list! Urgently!ă
Anyway, I have to prepare. They even call it a labyrinth, so it must be a maze. It has to be far more perilous than a simple cavern. If it was a simple cavern itâd be long remodeled and used as a base.
ăYou want us to prepare this? We donât have ăLove, Courage, and Friendshipăamong our goods?ă
Yeah, before beating the dungeon, I guess I should beat and stomp the geeks. Just hunting and burning them is too soft.
In the first place, if they sold love, I wouldnât be going to the dungeon and just buy love itself. Where can I buy it? Thatâs what I want to know the most!
ăAnd alsoâŠăA rope as close in length to infinity as possible. Since you will definitely fall off a cliff! To the very bottom!ăWell, we have ropeâŠâŠ But only of finite length. why are you going to fall off a cliff?ă
I donât have any desire to fall off a cliff at all. But letâs throw the geeks into some kind of a bottomless chasm on the way back. Itâs clear that merely throwing them off a cliff is not enough.
ăAnd thenâŠâŠ Do you want to buyăComradesă?âŠâŠ We donât sell anyâŠă
Okay, itâs a war. Those are clearly fighting words for a loner! Iâll remove the seal from the forbidden Inferno. They can go bald for all eternity.
ăAnd we donât haveăCommon senseăin stock as wellâŠâŠ Donât you have itâŠâŠ Yeah, you donât.ă
What kind of list is that! Itâs a list of insults, isnât it! Why do I need any of that in a dungeon? Or rather, itâs you who need that! Wait, did she just say something?
ăAnd, we can get some of the other articlesâŠâŠ But thisăA person in charge of scoldingăis impossible.ă
Just what on earth do they think of me? I have to make them kneel and explain it in great detail. That definitely should go on a list of necessary things.
Why do I have to go to a dungeon for a scolding?! Just what do you think a dungeon is? Is there a sermon awaiting me at the end of it? No way Iâm going to such a dungeon! I absolutely refuse! Why would I need to beat a dungeon to get scolded if there are 20 people in the inn, ready to do it any time! Not only is there no need for it, I already have a line of people waiting for their turn! âŠâŠâŠLetâs hunt them.
When I went back to the inn, they already escaped.
And because it took time to catch them, I couldnât go to the dungeon.
Looks like they donât like the idea of having their heads burned, erecting the barriers around them. Damn it, such a pointless cheat ability. Just a bit more and I wouldâve got themâŠ