I was finally able to send out an envoy to theăFrontier Subjugation Forceă, the army led by the First Prince, getting the word through.
I made the point to put the blame for disobeying the Church and the nobles entirely on that brat, asserting the Frontierâs innocence. I even obtained their agreement to sign off on keeping their hands off the Frontier in exchange for the brat and the treasures of the dungeon master.
This is where the battle, the negotiations, begin.
They will likely want me to yield the throne to the First Prince as the Kingâs stand-in, but it wonât go that way. In the first place, the Second Prince has rose in rebellion, occupying the Capital, so I can claim that Iâm unable to make it official until itâs retaken, and have the First Prince liberate the capital, after which I can establish a proper regency to limit his powers, and then make moves to prevent the Church and Great Nobles Houses from controlling him.
And once they sheath their swords, common soldiers wonât be able to find it in them to point their weapons at the royal family again, much less at Princess Shariceres. Use that opportunity to dismantle and then reorganize the royal army, and have the nobles pledge their fealty anew.
I ruined everything after the brother fell ill, so at the very least, I have to return everything to the way it was before, or I wonât be able to show my face before the brother.
As much as I dislike that brat, since Iâll be handing a young man of a foreign country, moreover, one that has Mellotosam-samaâs favor, Iâll make it up with my life once everything settles down. Iâm sure no one needs a head of an incompetent kingâs substitute, but this is the only thing I can offer in compensation, not as royalty or a ruler but as myself. Incompetent, inept, lacking in talent in ability who simply was born into the royal family, the only thing I have left to offer in apology is my life. I wonât ask for forgiveness, not like I could even if I wanted. Itâs only natural that I will be resented, hated, bashed, and condemned.
But the Kingdom needed that bratâs life. Even without begging for forgiveness, I will pay with my head later.
Itâs as if he doesnât comprehend the situation in the slightest. The brat is standing aloof.
The insolent irritating cheeky brat. Through sheer luck he obtained a nice life and even a status. The Kingdom was thrown into disarray, suffering because of those treasures. That brat is a blight of this land. But Lord Mellotosamâs words are also true, he is innocent, but he will have to die. That is a crime of my incompetence. As displeasing and infuriating as he might be, his death is the fault of my incompetent self.
The gorgeous silver armor is beside him. That has to be the dungeon masterâs relic. The very source of this conflict.
Handing it to the church is vexing, but I canât allow the blood of the frontier, of the Kingdomâs subjects to spill.
That thought alone has brought me this far. Iâve finally reached this point.
But it all was for naught.
Regardless of whether we are willing to hand over the brat and the armor or not, we have ourselves surrounded. Negotiations and agreements were all lies. Soldiers that were lying in ambush cut off all our escape routes.
So from the very beginning, they had no intention to negotiate. And compared to the few dozen soldiers that we brought, they came with an exaggerated force of hundreds, no, maybe even a thousand? A thousand soldiers that appeared out of thin air, were they concealing themselves with some sort of a magic tool from the Church? Well, even if we established that, it doesnât matter anymore. Everything was too late from the very beginning, and Iâm a clown who came on his own to have the finishing blow delivered to the kingdom.
A disgraceful end, not only what Iâve done had no meaning, but it also only pointlessly enlarged the damage, as my incompetence paid with evil for good, a comical end fitting for an incompetent person like myself.
I even forced my own way against Mellotosam-samaâs objections to take the brat with me all the way here. Thinking that it will finally mark the beginning of negotiations.
Confirming the figures of the brat and the beautiful silver armor, their only response was a single world ofăKillă. There wasnât any talks (start) to be had, Iâm just a stupid fool that unwittingly came to his death (goal).
And I even dragged the brat that Mellotosam-sama considers his benefactor into this. A stupid idiot that came to hand over dungeon masterâs weaponry to the enemy.
The First Prince Gvaday is looking down on this with a look of contempt. You are an inept fool too, you pig-faced failure of a prince!
For the one lacking in talent or ability, being born into the royal family is a tragedy. Despite being blessed with life of abundance and splendid education, it is precisely that exceptional guidance and training that allows one to truly grasp the depths of oneâs incapableness, incompetence and powerlessness. Thatâs why I at least did what I could to be a good tool for the brother, the King. Even if I couldnât be an outstanding tool, I wouldâve been content with being useful, an easy to use instrument. Since that was the only use I saw for myself, I single-mindedly devoted myself to being loyal, diligently doing my work, doing my best to avoid bringing shame to the royal family.
But the First Prince borrowed the power of his motherâs Great Marquis House, seeking authority without realizing his incompetence. He didnât even have the pride of royalty.
But in the end, it was I who brought shame to the royal family, sullying the kingâs authority with my disgraceful ineptitude. Obeying without thinking for I lack in ability, doing nothing as I was afraid of doing anything unnecessary for my lack of talent, itâs only natural that I couldnât fill the kingâs role. I knew it, I understood it painfully well. Thatâs why I kept struggling, at least until the brother recovers, I thought, as I thrashed around until I finally chose the worst possible finale and jumped into it head first.
So my foolishness is going to be the end of the Kingdom? Even if a puppet kingdom remains, with that pig prince as a king the royal familyâs pride is no more. He wonât bother with governing for the sake of the subjects.
Royal Family, founded for the sake of people with support of the people and vassals, will see itâs long legacy come to an end with my incompetence. Helped by its subjects and sustained by the vassals, it will end up repaying that debt with ingratitude. Everything is over. The last foolish ruler destroyed it all.
Itâs silly regretting this now, but if it comes to a meaningless end, then letâs at least put up the last futile resistance.
ăHey, brat! Run away. âŚAnd sorry.ă
Looks like the last folly of the kingdomâs last foolish ruler is going to be covering for a rude, impudent brat. If it wasnât for me bringing him here, he wouldnât have died, the only thing I can do now is to die while trying to shield him! Iâm a no good knight, who has no proper swordsmanship, talent, or even sufficient Skills. A useless feeble knight who canât even protect a level 20 kid, even stalling for time is too much for me. But I canât die after him.
Wait, what?
ăEehm, Old man substitute? No, you arenât a substitute, you yourself are an old man enough, but you are standing in for another old man, so old man substituting old man? Anyway, old man. Donât get in the way, okay? The handover is complete, so itâs too late, the delivery was accepted, returns are not possible. Itâs payment with life on delivery, so Iâm going to charge it from them? Kind of?ă
The brat stepped out. Dismissing my words by claiming that itâs too late. Itâs only natural that I would be disparaged, I donât even have words to apologize to him, and even if I died trying to cover for him, there is no way to survive. It is a matter of course that a foolish ruler that couldnât save his kingdom, his subjects, and even dragged a foreign brat into this, would be cursed, bashed, and resented. But why would he step in front?
ăCan you get any dumber? Why would they diligently come with lance-armed heavy infantry to ambush unarmed envoys? Why wouldnât you scout ahead and confirm the terrain? There is no such plain in this area, you know? Fighting a war without a map is way too stupid, ah, damn I really hate this! Like, what was the point of all the preparations that Iâve done so far? Is how staggeringly dumb it is? And the prince is a pig? Hey, why did you even make a pig into a prince? Previously there was an orc mayor or something, and now a pig for a prince? Are you that starved for personnel? Didnât you have at least an orc around? They are at least humanoid, so compared to a pig⌠Hm? Wait a moment, I sort of feel like it doesnât matter at all! I guess?ă
ăTear that brat with a nasty look to pieces! Chop off his limbs, and leave him alive! He dared to call my Noble Self, the future King, a pig. I wonât let him die so easily. Iâll torment him to death, torturing him until he weepsăPlease have mercy and grant me sweet release of deathă!ă
An insolent brat until the end, but for that pig itâs just perfect, I excuse him that one! Well done! Rather, a pig is too nice for him. We are both stains on the royal familyâs name, but possessing no pride of royalty being a pig is enough for him. But I canât let this brat suffer, first Iâll be your opponentâŚ? Opponent? Where did the opponents go?
Below. They are in the ground, sinking into the soil⌠What is this?
ăGYAAAAAAAAAAH, help, help meâŚă
ăSa-sa-save me, pleaseâŚă
ăGUWAH, I CANâT GET OUT! I CANâT!ă
ăPull me out! Iâm sinking! HurryâŚă
ăGyaaah! Breathe! I canât breâă
ăSomeone, help me, someone! Shit, donât pull me!ă
ăWhy! There was no swamp here a moment agoâŚă
ăMy armor! I canât take it off! Someone, take it off! PleaseâŚă
ăA, AAH, GAH. GuobughbughâŚă
Heavy infantry that were surrounding us are helplessly sinking into the swamp in their prized heavy armor. Rather, itâs that heavy armor that they are so proud of that is killing them, preventing them from escaping with its weight. The negotiation site that until a while ago was just a flat plain, turned into a deep swamp, and that swamp became hell for the soldiers.
ăHelp you? Save you? Well, did you? Helping the people is the armyâs duty, but did you help the people from the villages that you attacked when they were crying for their lives? No, you didnât, far from that, you killed them. Do you seriously think that after doing that someone will save you when you cry for it? You fell so low in the military that you are no different from bandits now, so how about you go even lower and just sink to the ground? I mean, it would spare the effort of burying you, so everyone will rejoice? What? Donât tell me that you thought that anyone would mourn your deaths? No no no, you canât be complaining about getting cruelly killed after murdering others like that? If you donât like that, you should have stuck to being proper soldiers, but itâs too late for that. Yeah, Iâm not saving you, okay?ă
The brat is talking, but there is no one left to hear him or answer. They donât have such luxury, raising heartbreaking screams they are miserably buried into the ground, sinking, drowning.
Swallowed by the quagmire the soldiers are trashing and struggling, crying in terror as their bodies are devoured by muddy soil. Without a chance for a fight, they sink and vanish, unable to escape the weight of their heavy armaments.
ăWhat! What is this! What have you done, you bastard, WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOONE! GUbah!ă
All of the troops are sinking into the ground. And only that brat is standing there aloof in his black mantle. Standing there without any changes to his look, as if nothing happened at all.
ăNo, it was a swamp from the very beginning, you know? If you jump into the middle of a swamp that merely had its surface hardened a bit, wearing heavy armor, youâd usually end up drowning? The surface isnât solid anymore, so the more you struggle the faster you will sink, and if you donât struggle you will sink anyway, and if you donât sink, Iâll drown you? Well, you are sinking. Or rather, go sink yourself.ă
A serene silence had descended. No shrieks and no wailing could be heard anymore. Only us and the First Prince are left in the quiet swamp. The Pig couldnât bear the terror and lost conciousness, but he has sunk only up to his neck. His head is burned. I have no idea what just transpired, how it came to be, and why it turned out like this, but I understood that we survived, had the First Prince captured and⌠the meaning of Lord Mellotosamâs words.
ăIf you are going to take him with you, please keep this in mind. True terror is incomprehensible. The ability to bring to life events that cannot even be understood is the most terrifying thing of all. While simple strength can be gauged, the true strength is terrifying only. And that is indeed unfathomable. Being unable to understand is what strikes true fear into the heart. Please be careful, I wish you luck.ă
Those were the words that Lord Mellotosam gave me before the departure. I didnât understand back then, and I still donât understand it now, but at least now I understand that I donât understand. And that itâs terrible enough to scare the God of War himself.
That brat is dangerous. Even destroying a country isnât out of question for him.