Chapter 224: Jumping from a touchdown made from a jump is weird.
Day 59 â Daytime, White Weirdo Inn.
Iâm currently in the middle of having the hell beaten out of me, but I have no complaints.
A simple wooden stick in my hands, ăStaff of the World Treeăhanging on my waist. And while Iâm getting beaten clad inăMagic Wrapă, there is a meaning to it!
It doesnât change the fact that Iâm in an overwhelmingly unfavorable position, unable to move freely, but there is no need for me to go on offense.
Simply observing, reading, avoiding, and fending off is enough, there is a meaning to the very fact of being able to see and read what is coming.
Holding a wooden stick I evade and ward off attacks from Armored Pres-san in mini-skirt nurse uniform.
Thighs visible through the opening that is the absolute territory created by fishnet stockings held up by a garter are dazzling, that, I observe!
No matter how hard, painful, and tough the training (beating) is, I will overcome it! The bus guide-san in mini-skirt is awaiting meeee!
Thus, we are having a marvelous training in the backyard of the inn, this is the best order of priorities after all.
First I get beaten until I cannot move, and after Iâm done with training, I can move equipment for the classmates. An order of priorities without useless elements. Kuh, I can almost see it, but I canât!
My own speed is greatly amplified by skill synergy ofăStaff of the World Treeă, making it impossible to control. Itâs not just the SpE stat itself, but even the speed of reaction and thought are accelerated.
The world around me is decelerating with the time itself seemingly stretching, and in that slow motion I control my every movement, suppressing or putting each part into motion, trying to chain it into an optimal move.
The body is destroyed and regenerated, strengthened, and broken by the strength of the buffs. And Iâm to adapt that as my own.
I observe everything of the miniskirt-nurse pres-san standing in this decelerated world. Her movements, stance, breath, reach, presence, mana, and absolute territory!ăThud!ă, GuAh!
It would appear the thighs were a trap, if Iâm focusing on seeing something that might be visible, but isnât, it means Iâm not actually looking.
If I donât look I canât grasp her movements, but if I donât observe, I canât read them either. Looking at everything in entirety, Iâm observing the details.
I mustnât fix my gaze upon the ultimate territory (thighs), Iâll end up entranced. Itâs a trap capable of sucking in my very soul! Even though I was the one who made her wear that.
Can I manage somehow? Attack power, destructive power, speed, all grew a great deal. Meanwhile, technique and endurance are all in tatters. The complete opposite state ofăKyojitsuăwhich is supposed to cut off all unnecessary movements.
Being thrown off by the buffed abilities I canât unify them into technique, although my stats are unable to keep up with this to begin with. Thatâs a regular occurrence by now, but I canât keep up with adjusting, and since I canât keep up, the body is taking damage, but if I canât make it, Iâll end up lagging behind the classmates. Iâd rather take on risk, than become a burden.
After that I also got beaten up by a sexy bus guide-san in a miniskirt until dusk, but I have no regrets. I burned that magnificent and spectacular sight into my eyes! Naturally, I recorded it with Rajingan! That curve from buttocks to thighs is the truth, and that absolute territory of pure white skin peeking from there, followed by legs wrapped in fishnet stockings is a divine mystery! Tonight, Iâm going to thoroughly study the truth and dive into the depths of the mystery! Iâm gonna do my best.
Itâs getting dark already, the rest can be tested tomorrow in combat. I mean, most of the time real combat is safer. I can handle lower floors by now, and middle floors should be alright too. But continuing that dungeon from the 90th floor is still impossible. There is no meaning to taking such a gamble. Since we culled it that hard in one go there is no danger of overflow happening any time soon.
Letâs look for an appropriate dungeon somewhere. Everyone seems to be back, so letâs plunder their earnings from today with dinner.
And upon entering the dining hall I was met with numerous placards flooding the place?
ăNO TO BRA DISCRIMINATION! ITâS UNFAIR AND IT MAKES ME ENVIOUS!ăăLACE BRAS BELONG TO EVERYONE!ăăRESOLUTE EXTRA ORDER FOR FULL UNDERWEAR SETS!ăăIâm in chemise faction!ăâŠâŠâŠâŠ
A demonstration. But why in cheongsams? Well, it was I, who sold those to them.
But they found out way too fast! Scan with Rajingan⊠Got it! Stalker Girl is munching sweets over there, she noticed everything and sold information for sweets! A fearsome investigation ability, or rather, put it to use to investigate the capital! Why would you investigate brassiere production secrets?! Actually, I was the one who made those sweets, you know? Iâll pay for your silence, so come to me first? 38 eyes staring at me, in other words, I have to make 19 sets? So youâre telling me to 19 girls?⊠Eh? Among the demonstrants there are a few girls that totally wouldnât be troubled without bras, and also a few for which sports bras are more than enough⊠No, itâs nothing. I didnât think anything and I totally didnât see anything? No, do they really need.. No, donât mind me? Itâs not a discrimination or anything? Eh? Sexual harrasement? Itâs more like the measurements are sexual harassement, or more like reverse sexual harassment⊠Really?! 100,000 ere for each set? Chemises are paid for separately? Wait, am I going to make chemises too? Well, I get that, but why do you even need negligee? Just what are you⊠Aah~, Armored Pres-san was going around showing off~, wait, so you are having girls-only gatherings in negligee?! Just what are you going for with those gatherings? Eeeh? Another maidenâs secret? [1]
(Negotiations in process)
Deciding on the order with rock, paper, scissors by each party, it was decided on custom-made for everyone. It seems Iâm going to make them one by one. I ended up agreeing, surrounded by cheongsams.
As expected, taking measurements for 19 people is tough in more ways than one. I mean, even yesterday, I had a lot of risky and risque things to go through? Evil Hands had to have a tantalizing good feel, from which Apex Thinking had to painstakingly make calculations from! Repeat that process 19 more timesâŠâŠ
And a terrifying bunch showed up, their name isăHip-Up Shorts Alliance! Lift up!ă! And receiving overwhelming support they rose up to become a prominent force of 20 people, well, in other words, literally everyone? And so⊠It seems Iâm measuring the bottoms too, moreover, they are apparently supposed to wrap up and raise. In the end, itâs 20 people?
Well, thinking about it now will only make me hungry.
For dinner we are having a beef bowl. But is this beef? Well, by the taste it is, then was that animal at the butcherâs place a cow? Anyway, beef bowl it is.
ăExtra large with extra meat and extra sauce!ăăăA generously big serving?ăăăăăExtra large bucket!ăăăăăPut more onion too.ăăăHow many extra helping are allowed?ăăăAnyway, just give me a large serving asap!ăăăAnother one!ăăăAnd more rice please~ăăăMake it a big one! A huge one!ăăăAnd egg, another egg.ăăăPour extra sauce, like, all over it!ăăăăăAnother large bucket serving!ăăăăăAnother serving here too~ăăăMeat! Meat, meat, meat!ăăăAaah, itâs mine~, that bowl is mine~ăâŠâŠâŠâŠ
I made a killing. I made a killing, but it became a scene, all because the line turned into a circle, ăBeef bowlâMoveâTouchdownâMoveâBeef bowlă, a perpetual cycle, an endless loop. Or rather, the touchdown is just them finishing eating the moment they sit down, so they immediately get up! Thatâs way too fast! What sort of skill is that? Four cauldrons were already emptied, with only 2 remaining! However, coming this far, all eggs were sold out, so the pace dropped a bit, but the idiots are standing there, waiting with buckets in their hands! The buckets suit them so well that I wouldnât be surprised if they stopped using chopsticks too. Thatâs like, ămy personal bucketă?
And after the queue finally ended, my portion just barely remained at the bottom of the cauldron. Slime-san is intently staring here, but it is mine, okay? Let me have at least one portion? I wish I could have an additional serving too, you know?
Girls, so stuffed that their bellies are poking out, are rolling around the dining hall, Slime-san is also rolling around with them. Seems fun.
But is it alright to eat so much before having underwear custom made for them? When asked, they said that a boot camp is about to start, is it something that can have such an immediate effect? That boot camp? ONE MORE SET?
Finishing here, I head to the bath. Even without boot camps, Iâm having beat camps every day, successfully getting beaten every time. It even feels like my muscles have become more toned since coming to this world? Iâll probably get glared at if I say that aloud, so Iâm not going to. Iâm already getting glared at? By 40 eyes? Itâs scary, you know?
Soaking in the bath, I checked the surroundings with Detect Presence, which revealed that they seem to be working very passionately at boot camp.
All of them were strengthened by going past level 100, on top of which, they now have more skills, some of which evolved into higher versions, so their current performance is quite a lot better. They are going hard on offense with the presâ ăChain Whip of Savage Lightningăwhile geek guardian is sticking to defense withăGreat Sweeping Bladeă.
Geek Guardian, who is relying on skill combos for attack can be easily duped by Armored Pres-san, thatâs why they split responsibilities, with him doing nothing but defense, while the unpredictable and elusive whip is used to demolish her defenses.
They are probably trying to destroy her footing, feigning an attack targeting her legs, they are making repeated attacks at the ground in an attempt to hinder her movements, but she makes no attempts to avoid it at all, moving in a dance-like way she is fluttering around, confusing them with her graceful footwork and setting them up for a trap instead.
And so they went (X_X).
A total annihilation it seems. Well, Instructor Slime is on stand-by as well, so they are probably going to kiss the ground one more time before the bath.
And since Armored Pres-san is in a good mood, that mustâve been a passing mark. Iâd also prefer going (X_X) instead of getting beaten up mercilessly. Alright, letâs practice for that⊠Hmm? Itâs quite difficult!
[TL Note:
[1] For those who forgot the exchange rate, this seems to be around 500-1000 USD.