There are things that better be voiced. Even if one is constantly getting scolded for saying unnecessary stuff, some things canât be understood without speaking out⊠So I tried that?
While having an acute attack of previously serious 8th-grader syndrome, I manage to make it out alive. And here we have Mistilteinn (Mistletoe) that every person currently ravaged by that disease would be overjoyed to see. [1]
No, I was simply wondering if maybe itâs hiding, so I tried to provoke it, and it actually activated⊠As I thought, some of them were still hiding! Yeah, I hate this, whatâs up with this world?!
Yes, another one was hiding, disguising itself.
Realizing thatăStaff?ăwasăStaff of the World Treeă, and if the world tree is Yggdrasil, then itâs Norse mythology, in that caseăParasitic Vineă(Mistletoe) is uber suspicious? Well, I thought that I might be overthinking it, but when I put it to the test, it turned out that it really was hiding! This Mistletoe was the spear Mistilteinn from Norse mythology.
According to the Norse mythology, Mistilteinn is that Mistletoe that pierced through and killed the god of light Baldr, who was invulnerable to all things in existence. Itâs unclear if that is the name of the weapon or the mistletoe, myths seem to have a description of Baldr being pierced through by Mistilteinn spear, but there seem to be various opinions in that regard. So I tried to shout that?
But man, I only tried saying it as a test and the floor master of the 90th floor ăGreater Guardianăvanished? The giant armored Guardian with unexpectedăComplete Immunityă , was instantly annihilated. There is also a giant hole in the dungeon, and I only tried saying it?
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Looks like even Slime-san finally mastered Flat Gaze. How is it even doing that? Even though it has no eyes? Well, in the old days, Armored Pres-san managed to do that in a helmet while having only a skull for a face, so I guess thatâs how things work.
And I also lost tons of MP and feel completely exhausted. This is the bad one! Itâs that type of certain kill attack that a hero would use, do or die, if it fails Iâm screwed. There is no way I can use something like that. Iâm so beat that were I to be assaulted right now Iâd die without being able to provide any resistance.
I take a rest while munching on MP and stamina mushrooms. I almost fainted there. Going unconscious after one shot is a sure way to end up dead in this world, this is a suicide weapon. I also donât feel like it can be used with restraint, so itâs getting sealed. Well, merely discovering it is good enough. and thanks to that, the wooden staff, revisedăStaff of the World Treeă, likely became even more of an uncontrollable weapon.
By the way, what remained fromăGreater Guardian Lv 90ăwas responsibly eaten by the staff, or rather, by Slime-san.
By the time I was finally able to get up, Armored Pres-san and Slime-san came back, carrying magic stones.
As I wasnât completely immobile anymore thanks to mushroom doping, Armored Pres-san and Slime-san seem to have gone to have some fun, leaving my protection to three scythes. Well, since they went to play on the lower floors, it likely was either a game of tag, or a death game of tag. Although I told them not to wander too far away since itâs dangerous, they brought quite a few magic stones with them. Looks like itâs the monsters who were in danger.
Recently I pretty much finished clearing out the Evil Forest, and should talk with Meripapa-san to decide on the further deforestation plans, but talks with him always drag out, plus it turns chaotic when the Royal Girl and Maid Girl duo with Merimeri-san join, so I keep postponing it, which lead to bringing the scythes with me, great that it wasnât for nothing. Itâs a secret that I totally forgot about them being stashed away in ăDemon Ringă.
ăDid you find any tasty monsters? Or rather, you definitely ate some of them, didnât you? I mean, that jubilant jiggly dance and bouncy dance combination is brimming with desire to express the joy over the plentiful meal and bountiful skill harvest? Sort of?ă
(Jii~ggle, Jii~ggle.)
Slime-san seems to be in a very good mood. Well, it looks like they were tasty and itâs happy, so itâs fine.
I also managed to restore some of my MP, only a bit though. However, an attack so mana consuming that it completely exhausted batteries that easily provided enough power for structural alteration of mountain ranges or creation of castles and fortified villages, shouldnât even be possible to activate under normal circumstances. There was a huge chance that it would have remained hidden and unnoticed. And would it have remained hidden forever if I didnât bait it out? Just whatâs up with this lying equipment? Well, me trying to bluff my own items is a good one too, but since it did fall for it, itâs fine. Rather, whatâs up with weapons falling up for a bluff and activating?
And while Armored Pres-san and Slime-san told me that they are going to check things out on the lower floors, I fully anticipated that they would hunt down every mob in there, and I also didnât doubt for a moment that they would go to the next floor as well. But there are too many magic stones. Going down while checking for hidden rooms, and turns out, the 94th floor was wiped out as well. Looks like they had four floors worth of fun.
Picking up items from the hidden room on the 93th floor, I promptly head back, appraisal can wait until we return. Letâs use Gate and go back from the 94th floor. Fighting is still too dangerous, and with scarce MP ăLifesavingăofăSoul Ringăwonât activate. I donât want to challenge lower floors without insurance, plus itâs getting very late, my MP is exhausted, and Iâm hungry, so if I said Iâm going home, Iâm going home. No matter how many times I end up like this, the feeling of exhausted MP is very dull.
ăWell, we are going back through Gate, so we will continue the exploration from the 95th floor next time, or rather, a game of tag? A meal? Speaking of which, it was decided that we are having pseudo-Italian style cutlets today, so letâs hurry back and have dinner? Iâm seriously hungry.ă
Since the dungeon is near the town, we are holding back from snacking before dinner, and limiting ourselves to just tasting, making our way home. With an unobstructed view of the surroundings, having Evil Forest cleared out, the town appears to be rather close.
Moreover, in this world, the speed of travel changes with leveling up and obtaining new skills, no wonder I rarely see any horses around. Well, in part it is surely due to the region being poor, but even so, even though this is a fantasy world, Iâm yet to have a single horseback or stagecoach ride.
Yes, all of my traveling is done by walking, and sometimes by flying and crashing. Looks like the only place where the fantasy part of the fantasy world is playing out is the bedroom. Yeah, thatâs surely something amazing that didnât exist in our original world! Well, she is the Dungeon Emperor after all? No one else can possess such a luxurious feel of peerless beauty. Thatâs amazing, seriously!
Now, when we reach the inn Iâd likely have Berserk Great Sage Vice B-san waiting for me. The trial is awaiting. That is surely an ordeal of ultimate difficulty for any highschool boy. Well, I made a promise, so Iâm going to do it? You know?
Lately, Iâm passing through the gates while completely ignored by the guards. I doubt there are that many towns where dungeon emperors and dungeon masters pass freely everyday by simply being well known? At this point it makes me wonder, from whom are they guarding the place exactly?
Dropping by the general store and then the weapons store on the way, I also visit the Adventurersâ Guild, just in case, replenishing on Flat Gazium by complaining about the bulletin board, and then head to the inn.
ăIâm home~? Kinda? Or rather⊠Why are you glaring at me? Well, Iâve already said everything that there is to say on this, outlining a clear path to the truth, which is, I did nothing wrong? I have no idea why you are even glaring at me, but no matter what the reason you may have, I most likely did nothing wrong anyway? Even if you unravel the providence of continual change of all things in creation, I still seem to not be the one at fault anyway? Kinda?ă
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I got scolded? Getting scolded with 40 dead eyes staring at me was scary. Eyes look terrifying without light to them? Itâs not like I was the one who splashed juices on them, but I got scolded anyway. Those were Fly-sanâs fly juices, but they scolded me. Meanwhile, Armored Pres-san and Slime-san did a fade away, looking as if they were completely unrelated to this! Every time I glance at them they are getting further and further away! Eh? Werenât we in this together?
But those dead, void-like eyes were seriously terrifying! They must be lying on the exactly opposite vector from the flat gaze. Forcibly ending the long sermon by reviving whatâs dead through the power of ăpseudo-Italian cutletsă, I was finally freed. As expected, everyone already took a bath, so Armored Pres-san went there together with Slime-san, looking a bit lonesome.
Now, itâs time for the trial.
[TL Notes:
[1] Mistilteinn (âMistletoeâ), is HrĂłmundr Gripssonâs sword in HrĂłmundar saga Gripssonar, a legendary saga from Iceland and also the name of a certain spear. Mistletoe or Mistilteinn is also what was used to kill Baldr in Gesta Danorum. Curiously, MC of HrĂłmundar saga eventually literally âdroppedâ the sword in favor of a club to finish a certain opponent and later stuck with it.