Chapter 209: I wonder why they are discussing rehabilitation instead of Resurrection when they have an unconscious person in front of them.
Day 57 â Evening, White Weirdo Inn
At the very least, I shouldâve equipped ăCloak?ă, and if I had ăBoots?ăI couldâve handled this with ease.
But being swallowed up by a great stampede in an utterly defenseless state, wearing nothing but completely casual clothes, I have no means to break out at all.
No, this is seriously bad? While Iâm at the very center of the schoolgirlsâ stampede, tossed about like a toy, Iâm also being pressed by something soft? And squishy? Iâm completely surrounded and being crushed by something soft. The crowd is so tight that I have no room to escape with ăAir Walkă, have no room to make my way out with ăKyojitsuăIâm being jostled, squashed, crushed, and just trapped! I feel some amazing sensations from here and there, but this is too much for a high school boy to take! This is bad! I mean, they are just out of the bath and wearing light clothes, so this is seriously bad! This is probably the effect from the bubbly and foamy body soap, but the skin is smooth and nice, and they also smell great and feel great to the touch, and soft and this is really bad! Do I have no other choice but to take a gamble and escape with ăTeleportă?! Damn it, I canât concentrate at all! What is this jiggling bounciness in front of my face? Should I suffer being crushed or should I rejoice? No, I must escape! But even with ăUncanny Dodge Lv6ăI canât dodge them, Iâm getting bounced back! What was that ăboing~ăright now? What was it? Given no time to think Iâm being surrounded by soft meat walls, and sandwiched in between them squashed and crushed, this is too much! At this point my ăSensitive Lv9ăwill level up and reach MaX and following it I will also MaX! Isnât there any skill that I can use? Certainly notăHigh Sexual VigorăLv8ăandăInsatiable Libido Lv8ă, absolutely not these! This wonât be just a threat to the public, or rather, Iâm already being assaulted here before I could make any move! Escape is an Illusion, a trick! Thatâs right, this is the time to use ăMuppetă! But Iâm already tossed like a doll! I might be done forâŠâŠ
ăAaah, he is out? He still has HP left so there is no need for ăResurrectă, but he might need ăRehabilitationă? After all, his unconscious expression looks incredibly happy?ă
ăI donât have Rehabilitation magic~, but he went out cold with such a happy face~? Well~, he got caught in a schoolgirlsâ bodypile~?ă
ăAnd since this schoolgirlsâ bodypile was Lv 99 he couldnât resist PoW due to the Level Wall. In the end, he is only level 20 after all. And he had no equipment as well.ă
What a terrible thing to say. Iâm just a pitiful rip-off merchant who happened to be passing by and became a victim of this unfortunate incident, but for some reason, Iâm being treated like the loser of some sort of shoving tournament? Iâm not taking part in that? Because Iâm a highschool boy. I was only caught up in this, okay? A poor poor boy who got squashed and crushed, thrown around like a toy? I was in a very risky state, being sandwiched in between all those soft things, but not a single soul is showing any concern for me? Even though I was in a seriously risky condition, in a highschool boy sort of way, like, intensively risky condition?
Well, I was merely sandwiched by soft and bouncy things, so I have no injuries, but I was totally overwhelmed. If things get like that, Iâll end up crushed with the Level Wall and PoW difference. That is my weakness, but I didnât expect a bargain sale for schoolgirls to devolve into such a terrible stampede. But as I thought, Librarian definitely knew about this, I even suspect that she controlled the schoolgirls and caused this on purpose. And it surely wasnât to give me a schoolgirls sandwich service, but to expose my weakness and highlight the existing issue. And she mustâve been planning to reveal to everyone that in fact, I didnât get stronger at all. My fatal weakness as a level 20.
After all, she is not wrong. I actually can easily be trampled down by the soft bodies of scantily dressed women. If they had weapons or armor I wouldâve easily died. And she demonstrated that to everyone! By manipulating the scantily dressed schoolgirls into squashing me in a body pile! Thank you very much? Well, it was a fantastic experience, but she set me up! She trapped me! And as a result, I was crushed to death! Thatâs a nice way to go! Thank you very much? Hm?
Well, everyone mustâve known how fragile a level 20 is. Thatâs why they were so impatient to protect, to get stronger.
But being presented with it this clearly, all of them shouldâve realized it now, that Iâm actually still this hopelessly weak. She got me good.
They clearly saw that caught in the most disadvantageous situation I can be easily killed, that humans are the danger, that traps and schemes devised with human intelligence are the way to kill me, that they might have a better chance to protect me if they specialize in it, thatâs what she mustâve wanted to accomplish. Thatâs what she managed to pull off.
While I tried to foil her secret plans, she went and exposed me directly.
Now the worrywarts will force themselves to work even harder due to their worry. Even though we came to this world less than two months ago, losing everything, even though a humanâs heart is not that strong, even though itâs fragile enough to easily break from a bit of pressure, she went and applied the pressure. âŠAre things that bad?
And this way it is also possible to bring down Armored Pres-san, despite her ultimate destructive power, evasion, and countering ability. If the volume of forces thrown at her exceeds the speed at which she can eliminate them she can be easily overwhelmed and crushed. Regardless of how ultimate her power is, the weak point, me, is fragile. If she tries to protect me she will meet her limit. As long as she tries to defend me, it will end up with her going down with me.
However, does she think there is a threat that Armored Pres and I wonât be able to exterminate quickly enough? No, she already found the way. Human shield. Our friends or acquaintances could be used as meat shields, crushing us by preventing us from killing the enemy. The Librarian was the only one who managed to think of this worst strategy, she probably also read about it before. Thatâs why she was the first one to realize this possibility and begin working on countermeasures for it. Not just to prevent this from happening, but to become an actual shield to protect us from death. In the end, she is another worrywart and having too much foresight, she is even more unnecessarily prone to worrying.
She is fanning their sense of crisis for the war. Since that is the biggest danger, itâs rushing them. As a result, everyone around is beginning to look exhausted, the limit is clearly near? Normal people canât live while fighting monsters every day, and there is no way they can be cool with making preparations for killing other humans. For normal people, different from the likes of the idiots or the geeks, that is asking too much.
ăGood grief, you keep going maidens this and maidens that, but how about learning some shyness for it? My embarrassing part was embarrassingly going in an embarrassing fashion, making me embarrassed due to the extreme embarrassment, or putting it simply, it was lewd? That was an unexpected stampede of perverted schoolgirls. It was great, thank you? Is sort of how it felt, or rather, it felt great, the sensation was amazing? I guess?ă
ăăăKyaaaa, sekuhara! A maidenâs soft and fair skin is UNTOUCHABLE! Hands off! ăăă [1]
No, no, Iâm pretty sure that touching maidensâ fair skin was a compulsory part of being overrun by a maidensâ stampede? If anything, it can be counted as coerced touching? Also, who the hell is Sekuhara-san? Did we have someone like that in our class? Is this a new character? In any case, Sekuhara-san is the culprit, so Iâm not to blame? Yeah, what a nasty fellow? No idea who that is though.
Finishing with the payment, the girls, one after another, began trying on anklets, some are even trying them together with stockings or fishnet tights. A truly marvelous sight, naturally, the boys were silent throughout the entire thing, blending with the air, I can almost see the walls through them. Say something!
But well, canât blame the boys here, I mean, the girls sitting on chairs with one knee up, are trying on anklets, showing off before each other, and then trying new ones. A paradise of legs and thighs, from time to time there are girls raising their legs up high to show off, truly a sight to behold. This is going into my heartâs storage folder. And so inevitably naturally obvious that it doesnât have to be mentioned, Iâm recording this with Rajingan as well. I made a very good thing. So good that enhancements and effects might as well be a pointless extra.
This was a good night, and it probably will become a very long one. I mean, the excitement is too much, the soul of a highschool boy (passion) sealed within me is roaring, rampaging around, and thus tonight Iâm definitely going to rampage as well, so there wonât be time for sleep? Or rather, we are doing this. I mean, red cheongsam is still waiting! Naturally, anklets are going on her too! And so Iâm going to do it like crazy, going crazy all night long!
While I made a great number of fancy item bags, excessively so, they were completely sold out. Well, they mustâve not wanted to use cloth bags even for dungeon exploration. Saying that itâs for dungeon-use, messenger bags were sold out too. Sword, armor, cloak, and messenger bag, is it really an alright combination for a fantasy world? Well, itâs a secret that they are about to be ripped-off again after I enchant cloaks with ăStorageătoo. A magnate will never miss a chance for profit!