The morning of the 9th of Blue Moon. The main road of the upper-class district beyond Spadaâs second wall is crowded with people commuting to work or school.
As I step aside to avoid an enormous Golem dressed up in a suit, my shoulder lightly bumps into that of a gray-robed man who appears unexpectedly from behind the Golem.
ăSorry.ă(Kurono)
ăOh no, it was my fault.ă(Man)
We stop for a moment to exchange words of apology. We only bumped shoulders; it would be abnormal for an argument to start over it.
I try to begin walking again as if nothingâs happened, but â
ăUmm, is there something wrong?ă(Kurono)
I feel a sharp gaze coming from the robed man. He has black and blue odd-colored eyes and beautiful blonde hair⌠Guh, as much as I hate to admit it, my ideal of a high-level handsome face is peeking out at me from beneath the manâs hood.
Itâs not a delicate face like Neroâs that looks like a soft mask; it might be more appropriate to say that his masculine face is heroic than to say that itâs handsome. Itâs the kind of face that would receive more praise from men for beingăcoolăthan from women.
ăI thought I recognized you⌠No, my apologies, it seems I have mistaken you for someone else.ă(Man)
ăHuh, I see.ă(Kurono)
I suppose thatâs true; Iâve never seen his face before. Iâm sure Iâd never forget such a handsome man. His odd-colored eyes and blonde hair make a really memorable color combination, too.
Ah, now that I think about it, his colors are the exact opposite of mine. I suppose itâs to be expected of a foreign world; there are humans with strange appearances everywhere.
ăHey, whatâs wrong?ă(Lily)
ăAh, sorry, Lily. Iâm coming now.ă(Kurono)
Lily, who was wondering why Iâve suddenly stopped, pulls on my robe forcefully.
As Iâm pulled forward, I start walking again.
As I turn around and look back, I see that the gray-robed super-handsome man has already disappeared on the other side of the crowd.
ăWhat terrible congestion. The center of Elysionâs town was like this as well.ă(Fiona)
Munching on her breakfast of skewered meat with a bored expression on her face, Fiona follows us, one step behind.
Seeing her stuff her cheeks with the heavy meat dish that is dripping with juices, I can see that her stomach is in fine shape today as well.
Though I look at her fondly, I do have one worry.
ăBe careful of the juices dripping. Youâre wearing new clothes, after all.ă(Kurono)
ăItâs alright, this is a present from you, Kurono-san, so I wonât put a single stain on it.ă(Fiona)
Iâm wearing an apprenticeâs robe and Lilyâs wearing the black one-piece dress she always wears; Fiona alone is the only one who is wearing something different from usual.
Sheâs wearing a one-piece dress with a different design to Lilyâs. Itâs not black, but pure-white. Itâs made of a different material, too. Itâs not Ancient Velvet, but a magic fabric called Valhalla Silk. Still, it can be called a high-class material thatâs worth just as much.\nThis expensive, white, one-piece dress is a present I gave to Fiona to celebrate our party reaching Rank 5 as well as to express my thanks.
The first objective of my shopping trip yesterday was to find this present. These kinds of things should be sorted out quickly.
Still, when I see Fiona wearing casual clothes like this, it reminds me of the time the who of us went out. I was startled to see her in clothes different from the ones she normally wears.
ăWhat is it, Kurono-san, youâre staring at me⌠Do you want some of my skewer? I would not hesitate to offer you some if itâs just one mouthful, but âă(Fiona)
ăNo, I was just thinking that it really suits you.ă(Kurono)
Itâs already the middle of autumn, so sheâd have been cold with just a one-piece dress. Sheâs put on her own light-blue cape, matching the color of her hair.
Well, I think that a beautiful girl would be nice to look at no matter what she wears.
ăI-I see⌠Thatâs, thank youâŚă(Fiona)
It seems that Fiona prioritizes her appetite over her sex appeal*; she gives me a cold response and looks the other way as she continues stuffing her face with the skewered meat. Ojou-san, the way youâre eating is a little too wild.
TLN*: This is a small play on words as éŁăć°/kuike meaning appetite and č˛ć°/iroke meaning sex appeal are similar-sounding.
ăMuuh! Kuono, What about Lily! Does this dress suit Lily?!ă(Lily)
ăYeah, of course it does, youâre very cute. Youâre the cutest, Lily!ă(Kurono)
Lily giggles with an expression that shows her delight at having been praised. My words were referring not to the black one-piece dress that she always wears, but the shoes on her feet.
The magical pair of shoes calledăFairy Dance Shoesă, Enchanted with Speed Boost, Light Way and Feather, are the present that I gave Lily.
I gave her the White-pun robe last time, so it would be nice to give her something different, but Lily doesnât wear much equipment. Oh yeah, shoes are something she can wear all the time, alright, letâs go with this â As a result of this shallow train of thought, I bought these shoes without caring about their price.
Worthy of their price, their magical effects are not at all inferior to the Ancient Velvet one-piece dress and their design is adorable. An essential pair of shoes for a stylish, high-Rank female adventurer that increases both maneuverability and feminine charm⌠or something like that. Thatâs what the storeâs employee said.
In fact, as I watch Lily showing off its effects, moving smoothly as if sheâs skating, I can see that the effects of Feather are working properly.
Well, to a modern Japanese citizen like me, she just looks like a child on rollerblades. Iâll tell her later not to skate inside stores.
ăâ Still, the Adventurersâ Guild over here is busy in the morning as well, huh.ă(Kurono)
One way or another, we reach our destination. As indicated by my exasperated remark, the building directly in front of us is the Adventurersâ Guild. This is not the academy district branch that has served us until now, but the main headquarters in the upper-class district.\nEven the district branch is a magnificent stone building that rural Guild branches like those in Irz Village and Alzas village couldnât compare to, but this place is even more amazing. Its appearance can be summarized with one word,ătemple.ă
I suppose the only building Iâve seen that comes close is the academyâs great library. Carved pillars stand in a line, and the same statues of warriors and female knights that Iâve seen at the academyâs front gate as well as the throne room of the royal castle have been placed here for show. The walls and stairs have been decorated scrupulously with even the most minute details, making me realize it would have taken an incredible amount of time and effort to build them â no, it might be more appropriate to say that Iâm overwhelmed by the thought of it. I feel just like a tourist. Ordinary Japanese people would feel the urge to click away with their cameras.
ăNoblemen and wealthy merchants are pointlessly enthusiastic about submitting requests to the headquarters, so theyâre strict about whoâs allowed in among people who arenât adventurers, arenât they?ă(Fiona)
ăThatâs why there are things called âeasy questsâ, Lily knows these things, you know!ă(Lily)
Well, for Lily and Fiona who are inhabitants of this foreign world, I suppose this temple-like building isnât anything out of the ordinary. Theyâre making shrewd comments from the adventurersâ point of view.
Hmm, if I hadnât come to the headquarters on my own yesterday, things would have turned out quite embarrassing for me as I would have been the only one to be restless. Mhmm, it seems that being prepared is important when it comes to anything.
ăTanomo~!*ă
As Lily opens the double-doors, she shouts this phrase that she probably doesnât really understand. As Fiona said a little while ago, the entrance is quite busy; itâs packed with people who didnât look like adventurers, talking loudly and walking around restlessly. Though Lily has raised her voice a little, nobody takes notice of her.
TLN*: Google tells me this is something shouted by warriors in the Edo period entering the dojo when challenging opponents or something. Tamamo has found another source that suggests it is a cute/funny way to say âexcuse meâ or âforgive my intrusionâ or something like that.
But itâs kind of⌠The atmosphere here is more like a stationâs platform in rush hour than an Adventurersâ Guild. All of the people walking around look like businessmen. In fact, though people in Spada donât wear neckties, there are middle-aged men wearing Spadaâs traditional ceremonial clothes all over the place.
Iâm relieved to see a large man wearing a suit of armor and a helmet with a greatsword on his back, who is unmistakably an adventurer.
If itâs an Adventurersâ Guild, thereâs no way that I, as a Rank 5 adventurer, should be out of place. Convincing myself of this, I step boldly through the wide entrance.
Todayâs objective is to accept an easy quest â no, a proper Rank 5 quest.\năAfter all, the best way to confirm your strength is to see it during quests, isnât it?ă(Fiona)
Indeed, what weăElement Mastersăneed is to confirm our current strength.
Iâve acquired the second and third of my divine protections, of course, but Lily and Fiona have also been bestowed divine protections and gained new powers. I donât know the details of their abilities, and they donât know about the powers of my divine protections yet, either.
ăYeah, itâd be great if there was a really good extermination quest.ă(Kurono)
Our aim is to enter a proper Dungeon and clear the boss in its deepest chamber, as orthodox adventurers should do. Weâll fight a variety of monsters in a variety of situations, master the use of our divine protections and think of ways to coordinate the use our new abilities. We canât be happy just because weâve all powered up. In order to stabilize our partyâs fighting strength, we need a suitable amount of practice.
ăWell then, Iâll go and ask at reception first.ă(Kurono)
ăThen Lily-san and I will go to collect our rewards.ă(Fiona)
The other thing weâve come here for other than for a quest, or more like the most important thing, is to finally collect our reward money for completing the emergency quest and also the money being paid to us by the nation of Spada.
Theyâve thought this through, consolidating it into one payment paid through the Adventurersâ Guild.
Of course, my greatest concern is the worldly-minded one of just how much weâre going to receive.
ăYeah, Iâll leave it to you.ă(Kurono)
ăYes! Leave it to Lily!ă(Lily)
And so, I entrust Lily with money in the hundreds of millions as I head towards the quest accepting counter in high spirits.
Whether itâs the district branch or the headquarters, the purpose of the counter the receptionist is sitting at is no different, but the counter here feels more high-class, or rather, I feel like thereâs a more elite atmosphere floating around it.
Uwah, that person somehow looks just like Erina â
I see a familiar beautiful Elf woman, smiling pleasantly at those around her. She has chestnut-colored hair in a chignon bun and her eyes are sky-blue. Most importantly, the sight of her in the Guild uniform that Iâm used to seeing is a perfect match with my mental image of Erina the receptionist.
ăWelcome to the headquarters of Spadaâs Adventurersâ Guild.ă(Erina)
As if noticing my intense stare, she gives me a small wave along with her usual magnificent smile. It seems that sheâs just become free, too, so Iâll make use of her.
ăMorning, Kurono-kun.ă(Erina)
As I approach her, Erina speaks not in formal language, but a relaxed tone. I wonder if itâs alright for her to talk like that while sheâs working, but thatâs resolved by the partitions on either side of the reception desk.
There are barriers set up to prevent sound from passing through them, acting as privacy protection for things like the personal details of high-Rank adventurers, consultations and the contents of requests. There are small, inconspicuous magic circles drawn on the corners of the thin partitions.\nIn any case, thereâs no need to hesitate to have a chat with Erina now.
Sheâs an acquaintance, no, Iâll call her my friend. Iâll use that relationship to ask her for a variety of information about quests, monsters and all kinds of other things. Maybe she really will introduce me to an easy questâŚ
ăYeah, morning, Erina.ă(Kurono)
With these petty things in mind, I give her a greeting that seems normal on the surface. Well, Erina, as an elite receptionist with maxed-out communication skills*, might be able to see through my superficial ulterior motives.
TLN*: I think in Japanese, this term also includes the ability to tell what people are thinking.
ăItâs kind of been a while, hasnât it? I saw you at the parade, but I couldnât call out to you.ă(Erina)
ăI-I see⌠That parade, you were watching itâŚă(Kurono)
Uwah, she saw that painful, disgraceful scene that frightened the people instead of making them rejoice. Whatever impressions you got from that parade are wrong; that was because the Nightmare Merry was scaring everyone. Itâs definitely not my fault.
ăYes, you were very cool! It seems that there still arenât many people who can appreciate your charm, though?ă(Erina)
ăAh, thanks. It makes me feel better to hear you say that.ă(Kurono)
ăFufu, I know. You look like a berserker on the outside, but youâre surprisingly delicate, arenât you?ă(Erina)
Amazing, itâs like Erina has actually seen through me.
We havenât been friends for long; it was only very recently that we met at the academy by coincidence and became on good enough terms to speak to each other informally. To think that she would understand me so well despite that.
Though I feel happy, Iâm surprised by her communication skills. If she told me that she actually has telepathic abilities on par with Lilyâs, I think Iâd believe her.
ăBy the way, why are you at the headquarters, Erina?ă(Kurono)
ăMy work has been acknowledged and I was promoted to work at the headquarters!ă(Erina)
ăAh, congratulaâă(Kurono)
ăThatâs the official reason, but itâs actually because I have a private connection with the new Rank 5 adventurer, the Nightmare Berserker.ă(Erina)
ă⌠Huh?ă(Kurono)
ăIn other words, Iâve been ordered to keep an eye on you.ă(Erina)
No way, what for â or so I wonder, but now that I think about it, Will said it, didnât he? That Rank 5 adventurers attract attention from both the nation and the Adventurersâ Guild.
In other words, keeping an eye on the movements of Rank 5 adventurers and gathering as much information about them as possible is considered important enough to make Erina work at the headquarters just because sheâs acquainted with me.
ăBut is it alright to actually tell me that?ă(Kurono)
ăIâm not being asked to act as a spy. I donât intend to investigate your secrets, and the same goes for the rest of the receptionists and the other staff. We want to become on more friendly terms with capable Rank 5 adventurers and build bonds of trust. From the adventurersâ point of view, gaining the trust of the Guild gives access to various conveniences, the Guild doesnât have to be wary of everything they do and they can live a smoother adventurerâs lifestyle.ă(Erina)\nRank 5 is nothing if not proof that one possesses vast strength. The Guild wouldnât be able to trust or feel secure about powerful adventurers if it simply treated adventurers in businesslike ways without knowing anything about them.
But if the Guild and powerful adventurers trusted one another, the adventurers would work harder with the Guildâs support, providing a relationship of mutual benefit.
ăI see, I understand the reasoning behind it.ă(Kurono)
ăItâs good that you understood so quickly. So as long as you get along with me even better, everything will be fine, Kurono-kun. How does it sound? Simple, isnât it?ă(Erina)
Spending time with Erina in private isnât something Iâd hesitate to do, and more importantly, having a friendship with such a beautiful woman is something that I, as a sensible man, should welcome.
She did go out of her way to explain the Guildâs intentions; it would probably be worse for me to reject her out of suspicion. That would really cause unwanted misunderstandings.
Iâm often misunderstood in the first place. There would be nothing better than for me to show off my friendly side before my reputation spirals downwards. I have to stop my label of theăFiendish Tentacle Manăfrom spreading in the academy no matter what!
ăAh, if itâs like that, then Iâll be counting on you.ă(Kurono)
ăMhmm, itâs good that youâre working with me. Iâll make sure to report to my superiors that youâre cooperating.ă(Erina)
Erina speaks in a light tone with the last syllables in her sentences lengthened. Seriously, please take care of me.
ăSo now that we have the opportunity, how about having lunch with me today? To celebrate your promotion to Rank 5, Iâll treat you. Ah, Iâll put it down as an expense, so you donât have to hold back or anything âă(Erina)
ăI see, then I would certainly enjoy being treated to a meal.ă(Fiona)
The voice that immediately responds to Erinaâs attractive offer of a meal is extremely familiar, or rather, itâs the voice of the girl that I was exchanging words with just a little while ago.
ăFiona⌠what are you doing here?ă(Kurono)
With an expression of surprise and exasperation, I direct this question to the ojou-san who is sticking her face in here from the side.
ăI suddenly changed my mind. I have left the collection of our rewards to Lily-san.ă(Fiona)
Fiona speaks nonchalantly. Thereâs not a single trace of ill will in those white cheeks, only drowsiness. Of course, what she truly desires is food, not sleep.
ăExcuse me, dear guest, but please do not cut the queue.ă(Erina)
Erina speaks firm words of warning directed at the sudden intruder. Her expression is stiff now, as if the smile that she was wearing while speaking to me was just an illusion. I can see how firm and brave she is. Thereâs no mistaking that her ability to fight is non-existent, but even so, she refuses to falter before a Rank 5 adventurer.
ăKurono-san, shall we use this opportunity to go to the Sushi store? Since this receptionist is apparently treating us.ă(Fiona)\nă⌠I wonder if you could stop ignoring me, rude guest.ă(Erina)
Fiona looks indifferent, as if the woman before her is nothing but a wallet, while Erinaâs cool expression breaks down in anger. Her thin eyebrows are twitching.
ăH-hey, calm down, Fiona. Sorry, Erina, give me a minute!ă(Kurono)
I grab Fiona and turn around. I turn my back to the angry-looking Erina and ask what Fionaâs true intentions are in a small voice.
This place is a little cramped because of the partitions; our faces are close. But I donât care about that right now.
ăWhat are you thinking, coming in so suddenly?ă(Kurono)
ăAre you familiar with the phrase,ăhoney trapă, Kurono-san?ă(Fiona)
Iâm not dull enough to be oblivious to suspicion that is written all over Fionaâs face.
ăThatâs⌠Arenât you just being too cautious?ă(Kurono)
ăYouâre naĂŻve, Kurono-san. To think that you would be convinced by such an explanation.ă(Fiona)
ăYouâve been listening since then?!ă(Kurono)
What about the soundproof barriers?!
ăNo, I could not hear it, but I have a rough idea of what you were talking about. As an adventurer, I am several years your senior, Kurono-san.ă(Fiona)
Indeed, Fiona has been working as an adventurer since her school days in the Sinclair Republic. Which means that for an experienced person like her, the explanation that was given to me earlier would probably be common knowledge.
ăNo matter what kind of facade the Adventurersâ Guild may put up, it is composed entirely of relationships that purely consider benefits and costs. There is a risk that they may take advantage of your goodwill. It is standard practice to always be prepared to use the Guild for your own benefit.ă(Fiona)
I-I see⌠Indeed, I might have accepted Erinaâs words too easily.
Iâm sure they werenât completely false, but that doesnât mean that she explained all of the Guildâs intentions. The Guild wonât lie, though. In summary, theyâll give me just as much information as I need and no more, and hope that I misunderstand in a way that benefits them.
ăSo youâre trying to say that if Iâm too honest with them, thereâs a risk that theyâll take advantage of me in a way that suits them, right?ă(Kurono)
ăYes, that is how it is. From what I can see, that receptionist is the type that you cannot let down your guard against.ă(Fiona)
Still, it bothered me earlier. That receptionist⌠she is someone whose life we saved, but Fiona doesnât seem to care about that.
Well, a capable adventurer like Fiona fights dangerous monsters and evil bandits all the time, and saving people is something sheâs accustomed to. I suppose she canât remember all of the faces of the people sheâs saved.
ăAnd so, I will take over from here.ă(Fiona)
Take over, which means, umm⌠Oh yeah, we came to accept a Rank 5 quest. Anything is fine as long as itâs suitable for us to test our abilities, so I donât have any problems with leaving it to Fionaâs choice.
Iâm not so completely convinced by Fionaâs words that Iâd push Erina aside, but, well, I suppose itâs fine in this case. It seems that things will end amicably, too.\năAlright, Iâll let you do it.ă(Kurono)
ăYes, please leave it to me.ă(Fiona)
ăMake sure you do get along with Erina, alright? It wouldnât do us any good if the Guild kept an eye on us, either.ă(Kurono)
ăI will handle things carefully.ă(Fiona)
Is it just my imagination? Itâs kind of like her golden pupils are swimming. Well, whatever. I believe in you, Fiona.
With that, I tag Fiona in and head straight for the payment counter where Lily is probably handling her first errand of receiving the large amount of money.
ăWell then, Erina, letâs have our meal together some other time.ă(Kurono)
ăEh, no way, Kurono-kun?!ă(Erina)
ăNow then, receptionist, please introduce us to a Rank 5 quest.ă(Fiona)
Fiona stands in front of the counter with a daunting pose, as if to be in the way between me and Erina.
Though I feel sorry that I ended up rejecting Erinaâs offer to have lunch, I leave without turning to look back.
ăAh, by the way, do you like this one-piece dress? It is a sincere gift that Kurono-san gave to me.ă(Fiona)
ăKuh, ngh⌠You⌠witchâŚă(Erina)
As Fiona starts boasting about her one-piece dress as if sheâs really taken a liking to it, Erina lets out a truly frustrated-sounding groan for some reason. Iâm curious about the conversation between those two, but the moment I step outside the soundproof barrier, I immediately become unable to hear them.
Now then, I wonder just what kind of quest Fiona is going to choose.
Quest â Lich Extermination
Reward: 15,000,000 Klans
Time limit: Three months from accepting the quest
Contractor: The Adventurersâ Guild
Contents of request: The appearance of a Rank 5 Undead monster known as aăLichăhas been confirmed in the deepest part of theăRevival Catacombs.ă
The Lich, which is an extraordinarily dangerous monster that appears once every ten years, controls the Undead monsters in the Dungeon and in the worst-case scenario, leads its subordinates outside to attack areas inhabited by humans.
An immediate extermination is requested.
This is the quest form that is handed to me by Fiona half an hour later.\n