Uh, in Japanese you donāt need to say āIā, āIā, for every little thing. They only occasionally use it. For that reason, even when mothers refer to themselves as Okaachan or sisters refer to themselves as Oneechan or this little girl here refers to herself as Riri, itās nowhere near as annoying as in English.
How it sounds in JA: Riri went to the shops today. (I) saw a great big bear, and (I) thought to (my)self, wouldnāt this be perfect in Ririās room? How it sounds in EN: Riri went to the shops today. Riri saw a great big bear, and Riri thought to herself, wouldnāt this be perfect in Ririās room?
And so, like Iāve done in Tileaās worries and other translations, Iām just going to go halfway. Youāll get used to it in no time, I swear. >_>
Summer break is a gathering of troublesome relatives. Naturally they bring children, or rather, sometimes I think children is all they have, but amongst the children is my natural enemy.
āTaka-niisama~ Iāve missed you!ā
Hugging my Oniisama was the daughter of my fatherās younger sister, and a girl 1 year my junior, Kotou Ririna. In other words, my cousin.
āRiriās wanted to meet you allll this time, but Taka-niisama, why didnāt you ever come visit me?ā
āI was busy with school, you see.ā
āEhhh~ But Riri wanted to meet you! In exchange, stay with Riri for all of today! Okay?ā
ā¦
āYeah. With Reika too, okay?ā
Ririna finally looked this way after 100% ignoring me all this time.
āAhh, Reika-san. So you were here.ā
āGokigenāyoh, Ririna-san.ā
Of course I was. Right next to Oniisama! Didnāt you purposefully push me away when you ran to hug Oniisama?
Damnitt~ This girl isnāt cute at all!
Ririnaās an only child, and she apparently wants an Oniisama, so sheās always been clingy with my Oniisama. Incidentally, she apparently doesnāt need an Oneesama (me). Hmph!
āHey, Taka-niisamaa. Letās have a chat over there. Riri has plenty of things she wants to tell you.ā
With that, she pulled my Oniisama away. With Oniisama taken away, I was suddenly by myself.
Endure it, endure it. Iām an adult. Iām an adult. Itās childish getting angry over a little girlās selfishness. Itās only for today after all, so it doesnāt matter. Iāll lend him to you. My Oniisama!
āReika, you come too.ā
Oniisama turned his head to call for me.
Waa~hh, Oniisamaa!
The enemy skilfully chose a two-seater sofa and secured the position next to Oniisama. The topic of conversation is nothing but Ririnaās bragging. About where she went, the various things she bought, how she was praised at a recitalā¦ And the kind Oniisama listened to her with a smile.
āHonestly, Riri wished she went to the same school as you, Oniisama. Then we could have been together.ā
One of the requirements for the Suiran primary section is living somewhere less than an hour commute away, so Ririna couldnāt get in. Honestly, Iām relieved about that. Iād absolutely hate to go to the same school as her.
After that, Ririnaās boasting continued. While completely ignoring my existence.
When I first met Ririna, I was thinking of getting along with my younger cousin. But the moment she saw me, she registered me as an obstacle and enemy, so I gave up on getting along before long. Aahh, I got completely ignored and refused. At the very least I donāt respond when she picks a fight, but I canāt stop the sparks silently flying between our eyes.
With his gentle and refreshing looks, and his gentle personality as well, naturally Oniisama is popular amongst the other children amongst our relatives as well. Children steadily started gathering around him, and Ririnaās mood took a nosedive. She started glaring in every direction. Amongst them were distant relatives in middle and high school, who were Ririnaās biggest rivals. There were those who genuinely dreamt of Oniisama, but some of them might have also been spurred on by their parents, because they looked like they were aiming to become the wife of the Kisshouin heir.
āTakateru-sama, it has been a while. Do you remember me?ā
āOf course I do, Kasumi-san.ā
āIāve looked forward to meeting you as well, Takateru-sama.ā
āI see. Thank you very much, Maya-sama. It seems youāre doing well.ā
āHey! I was talking to Taka-niisama! Donāt butt in!ā
Ririna clung to Oniisamaās arm and barked at them.
āI see youāre the same as always, Ririna-san. Donāt trouble Takateru-sama so much.ā
āHuh! Thereās no way that Riri is troubling Taka-niisama! Taka-niisama loves Riri! Donāt say whatever you want! Go away already!ā
Ririna became really irritated. In the end they could have just ignored it as the nonsense of a child, but everybody was more or less troubled by her normally selfish behaviour and many found it irritating. Given how often Ririna tries to monopolise the precious Oniisama, she often butts heads with the older girls who donāt back down.
āTakateru-sama, there is some summer homework that I donāt understand. Could you please teach me?ā
āHahh? Go ask your tutor or cram school!ā
āNobody was speaking to you. Takateru-sama, is it no good?ā
āMm~mm, well, just a little is fine. I guess weāll do it together with anybody else who has problems.ā
āTaka-niisama!ā
āYou didnāt bring any homework, Ririna-san? Then perhaps you should go read a picture book somewhere.ā
āWhat was that!? Iām not at the age where I read picture books anymore!ā
The smaller kids were frightened by their fighting, so Iāll call them over and play with some toys prepared in advance. Fights between women are scary so I immediately retreated from the frontlines. Oniisama, try your best. Now then, should we go with something easy like playing cards?
āCalm down, Ririna. You can stay by my side, but only if you behave, okay?ā
āBut Taka-niisama! Youāre Ririās Taka-niisama! Why do we have to be with these people!?ā
Apparently Ririna couldnāt endure the fact that she couldnāt monopolise him.
āRiriās Taka-niisama, you say? Takateru-sama has a proper young sister in Reika-sama. Takateru-sama is Reika-samaās Oniisama.ā
Ah-, the taboo words.
After hearing the number one thing she didnāt want to be told, Ririna trembled in mortification then for some reason sharply glared my way.
Whoa, whoa, itās not like I said it, right?
āI definitely wonāt forgive you lot! Iāll tell Okaasama on you!ā
After screaming that, Ririna flew out of the room with a bright red face and teary eyes.
āIāll talk to Ririna, so everybody, please study first.ā
Saying that, Oniisama chased after Ririna, and everyone left behind started to complain at once.
āWhatās with that girl. Even selfishness should have its limits.ā
āSheās being spoilt because Takateru-sama is kind.ā
āWhenever thereās something she doesnāt like, she immediately thinks she can just go tell her parents!ā
It was an explosion of displeasure at Ririna stealing away their long awaited chance to get close to Oniisama.
āWith that girl treating Reika-sama as an enemy, even Reika-sama must be angry, right?ā
āRight, right. Just now she was clearly ignoring Reika-sama, wasnāt she.ā
Oop, the conversation turned my way.
āWell, by no means does she visit each and every day, so I personally do not mind. Ririna-san must be lonely from being an only child.ā
Iāll give a safe reply just in case. If I joined in on their badmouthing here, thingsāll probably get annoying later.
Although the girls seemed dissatisfied that I didnāt join in, even without me, they began a huge Ririna Badmouthing Festival. Scary. Ririna really is younger after all, so honestly I should be trying to persuade them to stop, but no matter how much I think I canāt come up with any good points about her, so Iāll just pretend I didnāt hear anything.
This is exactly why family gatherings are so tiring.