A little while after the school festival, Sakura-chan contacted me.
âI heard that Maihama Ema came to Suiran.â
âMmn. Do you know her? She goes to your school, right?â
âWe go to the same school. We are not close. Take care around Maihama Ema. That girl doesnât hold back against girls that she doesnât like. There are plenty of her victims in Yurinomiya.â
âOh okay. Wait, donât tell me that sheâs bullied you too?â
âHah? Who?â
Thouught soo~ Even I couldnât pick a fight with Sakura-chan and winâŚ
âI saw Maihara Ema sticking around that famous Emperor so I was wondering if she was causing you problems, Reika. Sheâs been going around Yurinomiya boasting about how close she is with your Emperor.â
âHuuh~â
She did get invited to the tea party, and Yurie-sama seemed to know her well too, so maybe she was relatively close with him, but the guy himself seemed to have no desire to deal with her.
Ah, well. As long as it didnât harm me.
*
*
So anyhow, the school festival ended on a nice note. I chatted with friends as usual. Sometimes I would go to the Handicrafts Club, and sometimes Iâd drink tea in the salon. It was a peaceful autumn.
After a whole month like that, the term-end exams began. I studied desperately hard with Marin-sensei and on my own as well, and took the test with incredible vigour. It was the hardest I had ever studied since entering high school here. Maybe I could even reach the top 30!
A few days later the results were announced, and the school was hit with a bombshell.
1. Takamichi Wakaba
2. Enjou Shuusuke
3. Mizusaki Arima
Kaburagiâs name wasnât there.
Why, Emperor!? Youâve fallen more than thirty places in one go!? Did you forget to write your name or something!? Did you shift all your multiple choice answers down a box!?
Far from just the first years, even the upperclassmen were speculating about what happened to the perfect His Majesty the Emperor.
And the Emperor himself hadnât come to school.
I joined in on the discussion too, while giving the leader-board another once over. My name wasnât there.
When I got my report card back it said I was rank 31.
âŚI was really too unlucky.
*
Emperor didnât come to school in the next few days either.
At first people whispered about him falling ill, but nothing was ever made clear. As for his best friend Enjou, the guy wouldnât say anything either. Thanks to that it seemed like everybody had their own explanation.
He never appeared at the salon either. I could see our members growing worried.
Really though, what on earth was up with him. Was the shock from falling in rankings so bad that he changed schools or something!? Ah-! Was he skipping school because he didnât want to do remedials!?
Hmmmmmm⌠Huh? Speaking of which, when was the last time I even saw those two? Before the exams the salon was basically closed, and before that wasâŚ
âŚWell whatever.
More importantly, for some reason Kaburagiâs fall from grace and absence was directly a lot of criticism towards Wakaba-chan.
âNot only did she steal first place while the Emperor was sick, she even went and took Enjou-samaâs place!â
But how was that even her fault?
And I guess it was a pretty bad idea of hers to be happily shouting âFirst place!â while half the girls were in shock about Emperor not being up there. Kaburagi and Enjou fans began talking about how she did something or other to take 1st place from them. Complete nonsense.
Worse yet, the new president of the Pivoine was a Pivoine supremacist. Losing face to a commoner like Wakaba-chan was something incredibly unamusing to them.
Wakaba-chan, your position went to hell in an instant! Are you going to be okay!?
*
I was heading to the Handicrafts Club by myself when I crossed paths with Enjou, who was carrying his bag and heading to a car.
UghâŚ
âGokigenâyoh, Enjou-sama.â
I wanted nothing more than to ignore him, but I was a human being so I at least gave him a greeting.
âHey, Kisshouin-san.â
He was smiling, but his face looked a little tired.
âYou seem weary. Are you all right?â
âHm? Oh, Iâm fine. Iâve just got a lot of things going on, you know?â
Iâll bet you do. Right now the school is talking about nothing except your âthings going onâ.
âAre you curious too, Kisshouin-san? About whatâs happening with Masaya.â
âEh?â
Honestly speaking I was a little. Who wouldnât be, with all this fuss? But curiosity killed the cat.
âNo. I simply worry that he is in ill-health.â
âIll health, huhâŚâ
âUmmm⌠might he have truly fallen ill?â
âHeâs⌠not well, in a sense. Iâm not really sure myself.â
âEh!?â
Not sure? Arenât you supposed to be his best friend!?
âI havenât really seen him, you see.â
ââŚWere you unable to visit him while he was ill?â
âKisshouin-san, why donât you come with me? Weâll go visit him together.â
Hell to the noâŚ
âJust kidding. Heâs not even at home, you know. Right now heâs on a journey.â
âA⌠journey, you say?â
âYeah. Thatâs a secret though. You wonât like whatâll happen next if you tattle.â
âI shall not speak a word of it.â
Even if you pried my mouth open I wouldnât. But in that case I really wish he hadnât told me to begin with. It was human nature to want to tell things that they were ordered not to tell.
âWho would have thought he would suddenly change classes from âBest Friendâ to âTravellerâ.â
âHahhhâŚâ
You actually went on a journey, Kaburagi? What, are you searching for yourself or something?
âWhen might Kaburagi-sama be returning from this journey?â
âItâs because I donât know that this is such a pain. Iâm calling him again today to try and talk him out of this.â
âHah⌠Well thenâŚâ
âAnyhow, itâs a secret okay?â he said once more, putting his index finger over his mouth.
It was tough stuff, having a troublesome friendâŚ
But a journey⌠Where did he even go. North, I bet. I could already see him with his coat lapels up, travelling through a snowstorm or something.
Thinking about it, it was almost time for winter break. I wondered if Kaburagi would be back for the New Year.
Also I wondered if this would be the year Iâd become a full-fledged member of the Handicrafts Club.
With my needle-felting project in my bag, I hurried to the clubroom.
Apparently it was traditional for all the members to go have tea on the last day of club activities. I wasnât invited though.
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It was the last day of school this year. I had no real plans for anything, so I was leaving the school building with my friends to go home. That was when I came across a familiar face.
Katsuragi.
The one who called me a screw-head. I had thought of the perfect revenge.
âKatsuragi-kun, thereâs something you need to know.â
âWhat!â
âDo you know about the Sha Wujing of the morning?â
âHah?â
âLong ago there was a terrible battle. Soldiers died by the number, and in horrifying ways too. So horrifying that the soldiers couldnât able to pass on. Their spirits decided to find the enemies that put them friends through that suffering, and now they wander every night, blood running from severed necks, shallow whistling from the cuts in their necks, all the while moaning âShaa Wujing of the Mooorningg~â. And you see, âSha Wujing of the Morningâ was part of a code used to find out if somebody was an ally or the enemy. And the people who couldnât answer the code were their enemies, and they would end up haunting them to death. And the thing is, once youâve heard the story theyâre sure to visit you that night. They stand at your bedside and if you donât tell them the meaning of the code, theyâll kill you and drag you into the next world.â
âHaaaaah!? What the fuck is that!?â
I held out my arms floppily like a zombie, and began walking closer to Birdbrain.
ââŚThe truth is they came to my house too, the Bloodstained Warriors. Thankfully I was safe because I figured out the password. Youâre a smart boy, Katsuragi-kun, so Iâm sure youâll realise it in no time. When the half-decapitated warriors visit you tonight, make sure you tell them. Also if you tell anybody else about this story theyâll visit them too, so be careful okay?â
âO-, Oi!â
âWell then, thatâs all I wanted to say. Gokigenâyoh, Katsuragi-kun.â
I turned around to leave.
âWait! Screw-head! Come back and tell me!â
âI have no reason to tell a person who canât even use peopleâs names correctly.â
âUgh-! âŚKisshouin.â
ââSenpaiâ.â
ââŚKisshouin âŚsenpai âŚtell me.â
âIâm soooorry~ If I tell somebody else the password then Iâll be killed~ Do your best, okay~? Well then, for real this time, gokigenâyoh~ Have a good year~â
âYou-! Wait! Oiii!â
My steps felt light as I left him behind.
I did it. That guy is an idiot so I doubt heâd figure it out soon. And heâs an idiot so I bet heâd actually be scared. KEEEKEKEKEKEKEKE! Serves you riiight! This is revenge for âscrew headâ!
ââŚUm, Reika-sama. Just now, I heard that story as wellâŚâ
âEh-, ah, that was complete lies~â
âIt was a lie?â
âYes, it was a lie. The soldiers had their throats cut and they were wheezing air from the wounds. In that case, how could they speak properly? Also the real password was actually âasa no sangogyouâ. Well, not that it matters either way, since it was all just a lie anyhow.â
ââŚâ
Katsuragi as his face turned white as a sheet! Of course heâd believe it, he was a chuunibyou after all. Not that he could help it, he was an idiot after all!
Ahh, so happy. This yearâs grudges are water under the bridge next year, they say.