I can neither say nor do anything about this predicament.
I canât do anything but stare dumbly at the Hero thatâs about to strike me down in rage.
I only got a glimpse of Souma-kunâs sword approaching me, at least, I think I did. Ahh, so thatâs a heroâs sword, it suits him.
âMomokawa! You, you killed Reiâââ
Souma-kunâs wail was silenced by a deafening sound of metal hitting metal. It was a high pitched sound very familiar to anyone whoâs lived long enough in the dungeon. It was the sound of blades clashing.
Large, brilliant sparks danced in the air. Itâs beautiful, I thought nonchalantly.
âWhaf!â
I was hit by a gust of wind. My hair was flung back, and I closed my eyes on reflex.
âââ Kotarou-kunâ
And when I opened them again, there she was.
â⌠Mei-chan?â
âYes, Kotarou-kun, Iâve come to save youâ
Her smile was that of an angel, nay, a goddess. That beautiful smile, that gaze filled with kindness was directed only at me. Is this how the devout feel towards their God? It must be, Iâm certainly a believer now.
But the girl standing there was neither an almighty god, nor the goddess of beauty.
âYeah, Itâs⌠Itâs been a while, Mei-chanâ
Futaba Meiko. Calling : Berserker. She was the one person I could trust with all my heart.
âFutaba-san, what are you doing!â
Souma Yuuto bellowed.
Just now, I was about to be cut down by him. He saw Reinaâs corpse and decided that I must be the killer. I am, though.
And as if trying to follow after her by killing me and dying from Pain Return, he swung his sword. But Mei-chan interfered. She used a huge black halberd and came at him from behind, fully intent on killing him.
But as expected of a hero, he sensed the danger, and swerved around, right as his sword was about to hit me, and parried the blow. He succeeded in defending, but because of his bad posture, he wasnât able to brace his legs. Souma-kun was thus sent flying by Mei-chanâs attack. And again as expected, he landed flawlessly on the ground.
Anyway, this is how I avoided instant death.
""
The only reason Souma-kun didnât do a follow-up attack was because Mei-chan had placed herself between us, protecting me. She held the black halberd in her right hand and a black wall-shield in her left. She rooted her shield on the ground as if to hide me.
So I was now behind Mei-chan, literally the safest place in this whole goddamn dungeon. And now that I was safe, as in not petrified in the face of death, I sanely evaluated the situation.
âFutaba-san! I knew it, she did betray us!â
âW-wait, stop it, Yuuto-kun and Futaba-san, both of you need to calm down!â
Ah, thatâs nostalgic, I thought as I verified that everyone had survived.
Looks like the Souma party that had left me to die hadnât increased or decreased in members. Theyâre all familiar faces.
Thereâs your Souma Sakura, glaring at Mei-chan, and me behind her, as if we were her worst nemeses. Then thereâs Class Rep, the ever hard working mediator, who was desperately calling for a ceasefire between Souma-kun and Mei-chan. She kinda looks exhausted. Is she alright? Maybe she wasnât eating properly? I think Iâll treat her to some boar stew later.
A bit behind Sakura and Class Rep, there was the âalready shaking in fear from the sudden turn of eventsâ duo, Takanashi Kotori and Natsukawa Minami.
I could also spot Kenzaki Asuna, the culprit behind my attempted but failed murder via pushing me out of the transport circle. She was turning pale when she saw Mei-chan, ready to fight and willing to kill. I see, so her trauma from being beaten black and blue by the berserker is still there.
But isnât there something she needs to say to me after all this time? Like âSorryâ or âPlease forgive meâ or âIt was wrong of meâ? I wouldnât forgive her with just an apology though.
âYou three, Ueda, Nakai, and Shimokawa⌠I see, so youâre the bastards that helped him kill Reina!â
Yamada-kunâs there too. Donât ignore him please.
And no, theyâre all innocent! They tried their very best so that the reclusive NEET would see reality. They fought valiantly to keep the guardian beasts in check. Blaming them is completely and utterly unreasonable.
If you must, then blame me!
But playing attorney comes later.
Thereâs no longer room to talk once you draw your blades to kill. When thereâs a weapon pointed at you, words only act as further provocation. Thatâs what it means to resort to violence.
âW-we didnât do it!â
âYeah, we only wanted to rescueââ â
âDudes, this is really bad, we gotta get out of hereâ
Correct you are, Shimokawa-kun. Theyâre the type that just donât listen when theyâre angry.
Well, since Reina is already dead, we canât expect any excuse to pass.
I bet that Souma Sakura, sheâd say that I had to save Reina no matter what, that I should have absolutely prevented her from dying and never resort to killing her in self-defense. Heck, sheâd say that I shouldâve died instead if it was a choice. I fucking bet sheâd say all that with a straight face. It was Reinaâs life > power gap > my life. For her, itâs a matter of subjective value.
So even say I was in court and the judge deemed it legitimate self-defense, the Souma siblings still wouldnât have it in them to forgive me.
âI wonât⌠Iâll never forgive you!â
""
Look, heâs even saying that. His Cross Calibur looks like itâs about to go nuclear.
But now, I wasnât in imminent danger. I had some time to think, all thanks to Mei-chan protecting me.
Mei-chan, she probably also realized that I was the one who killed Reina-chan. But she still aimed her blade at Souma-kun, her ally just moments ago, without the slightest hesitation. Only because she believes in me. Sheâs the only one in the world whoâd say: My life > power gap > Reinaâs life.
I say this every time: having someoneâs trust feels absolutely fantastic.
If instead she was someone with a half-assed sense of justice, right now Iâd be getting the âCâmon, Itâs better to confess and atone for your crimes you know?â treatment, that literally never works in your favor.
Thatâs how awesome she is. If we canât get out of this now, we arenât supposed to.
âOh-kay people, Iâd like to explain how this all happened, so letâs all put the pointy bits down alright? Ayase-san has died. Indeed itâs quite a tragic accident andââ â
âYou have some nerve! Momokawa-kun, I will NOT let you pass off murdering Reina as some kind of accident!â
âClass Rep, would you be so kind as to tell Souma-san to calm down? Otherwise, we simply canât resolve this matter in peaceâ
âNo Momokawa. I wonât listen to any more talkâŚâ
Souma-kun glared at me in unrelenting hate. Terrifying. If Mei-chan wasnât here, I wouldâve shat my pants under that much bloodlust.
I figured him more reasonable than his hysterical sister ââ but perhaps the fact that his childhood friend was killed sent his composure to orbit.
""
âThis bitch⌠Shitting up my life even after deathâŚâ
I cursed at Reina who I still hate very much by the way. If only weâd met them at the next fairy square, We couldâve set our stories such that we never saw Reina, and it couldâve been such a happy reunion.
At the cost of her life, Reina had managed to get the Hero to direct his animosity at me. She practically put a curse on me. Me. A shaman. You can laugh now.
But for them to get transported here of all places and at the worst possible timing⌠I can hardly call it a coincidence. This was likely planned. Like by some mastermind whoâs monitoring all of us inside the dungeon, or it could have been the gods. Maybe the god of spirit masters didnât like that I killed Reina, and fiddled with the Souma partyâs transport destination. I could totally believe that.
âNo matter what reasons you had, I⌠I canât forgive you for killing Reinaâ
Anyway, Iâll leave the matter of a mastermind for a later thought and should focus on the problem at hand. Souma-kun is serious. And heâs even saying that he wonât hear a single excuse from the culprit.
At this point, I donât think anyone could stop him.
No, maybe Tendou-kun could. âCalm the fuck downâ, heâd say, as heâd literally knock some sense into him with his fist?
I glance around to find, nope, no one else popped in.
âSo youâre saying I shouldâve died instead? She attacked me, and I was about to be killed. It was self-defenseâ
âShut up! I donât need your excusesâ
âStop, please stop this already! We canât solve this by fighting amongst ourselves!â
âRyouko, we canât make amends anymore. Momokawa-kun he, killed Reina. Killing is his natureâ
âHey, Iâm not a murderous psychopath alright⌠I, I had to kill her, it was her or me! If you got a problem with that, then why didnât YOU come and save her! Donât push the blame on me when YOUâRE the Hero and Saintess! If you need someone to hate, hate yourselves for not arriving on time, not me!â
Any negotiation would break down anyway. It wasnât even on the table to begin with. Anything I said now was merely prolonging the inevitable, so I just said whatever.
âFutaba-san, please move out of the way. Let me, let me avenge Reinaâ
âNo, you back off, Souma-kun. You heard what Kotarou-kun said: Ayase-san died by accident. You canât blame him for itâ
âEven if, that was the case⌠I canât forgive Momokawa. I can never forgive him for stabbing Reina in the chest like thatâ
âDonât do it, Souma Yuuto. Ayase-san wouldnât want you to take revenge, would she?â
â!!â
He lost his words, not because I got through to him. And certainly not because Souma Yuuto somehow got the mental image of Reina sweetly saying to him âPlease Yuu-kun, donât hurt yourself for me.â
I was just adding oil to the fire. Me, the master baiter.
He was just so angry his words got stuck.
âIf we really fight here⌠You will lose at least 3 people you know? Are you really suggesting your friends sacrifice themselves for someone who already died? Thatâs just too cruelâ
Letâs simulate a total war. First, I can take out one of them with Pain Return. With me dead, Mei-chan will snap and use reagent X to go full berserker mode and wreak havoc. She can definitely kill 2 or more. If we played our cards right, everyone except Souma Yuuto would be dead.
But then, Mei-chan and I would die too, so no.
âFutaba-san, Iâll say it one last time. Move. If you donâtââ I will kill him even if I have to harm youâ
âI will protect Kotarou-kun. If you mean him harm, then youâre my enemy⌠I kill my enemies. No exceptionsâ
Itâs the climax. In the next moment, we might be in a no holds barred battle royale.
Which means, itâs now my turn.
âI celebrate your death with a curse upon your shell. In blood of black, meat of mud, head only empty. That shell contains a soul no more, but a false heart of dregs impure. Crawl, emerge, and resurrect ââ Corpse-doll of Resentmentâ
I was out of mainly stamina, so my mana should hold. And look, I just so happen to have a fresh corpse right here.
Reina, if you can curse me even after death, Iâll curse you even if youâre dead. Now Iâll make you work, Iâll use you so I can survive.
âFreeze, you move one step and I cutâ
Reinaâs corpse reanimated and stood up beside me. I then brought out Higuchiâs butterfly knife that Iâd put away, and touched it to Reina the Corpse-doll of Resentmentâs face.
And I warned them, with the biggest grin I could muster.
âYou wouldnât want her corpse desecrated now would you?â
âMOMOKAWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!â
Souma Yuuto roared in ear-bursting rage. As for the little sister, she wore an expression best described as âdisgust beyond perceivable bounds.â
But freeze they did. Not one of them moved. For them, even the corpse worked as an excellent hostage.
Good for you, Reina. They care so much, even if itâs just your soulless body.
And good for me, I can use that to get out of here.
âYou let us go free here, and Iâll leave the body clean. But If I detect even a hint of you tracking us, like with an elemental, I canât guarantee her treatment. Now, if you donât want your cute childhood friend to undergo some intense amateur surgery, I suggest you donât do anything stupidâ
They have no way to rescue her. After all, the one under the proverbial hood of Reinaâs corpse is none other than my loyal minion Rem, my ever so adorable little mud doll.
And Rem knows exactly what Iâm playing at. So thereâs no way the hostage will run away. The criminal and hostage are on the same team, so weâll both be extra careful not to show any openings. Like if Souma Yuuto lunges at me, Rem would gladly use her body to take the damage.
With Remâs utmost level of cooperation, Iâll have no trouble walking while in the hostage holding pose either.
âLetâs go, Mei-chan. Looks like itâll be back to just us again. Sorryâ
âDonât be. Iâm happy as long as youâre thereâ
She really annihilated my heartstrings with that one. Iâm really gonna fall in love. Nope, already have. Itâs to the level where Iâm terrified of the mere concept of not being with her.
No, keep it together, me. Stuff like that comes after we get out of here safely.
âShimokawa-kun, can I get an Aqua Mist?â
âEh!?â
The guy jumped when I suddenly addressed him. Hold it together man, once Iâm out, youâre gonna need to lead the party.
âYou guys are innocent, Iâm the one who killed Reina. If you come with me, theyâll come after you too. So this is where we part ways. Thanks for everythingâ
In truth, I wouldâve preferred not losing the war-potential, but thereâs no merit in them following me while Iâm being hunted by the Souma party. Whether they want to prove their innocence through discussion, or also run away because of the awkwardness, Iâll leave it to their discretion.
âD-dude⌠Are you sure about this?â
âYeah, I got Mei-chan with me after all. If we ever cross roads, letâs fight together againâ
âYeah⌠See ya, Momokawa! Aqua Mist!!â
Under the thin veil of mist, Mei-chan and I exit the fairy square.
âMomokawa⌠Iâll never forgive you for thisâ
âBut Iâll forgive you anytime Souma-kun. I hope you can calm down by the next time we meet. Then we can peacefully talk it outâ
Souma-kunâs fiery glare and my icy glance crossed for just an instant. The square was quickly shrouded in mist and we were both out of each othersâ sights.
And so, Mei-chan and I, no, I guess Rem in Reinaâs body makes three of us; back to the old gang, now that I think about it. And so, the three of us once again entered a tunnel leading further into the depths of the dungeon.