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Chapter 784 – Ultra High Speed Village Parade (2)
Following the dragons, angels, and harpies is a group of unicorns.
The unicorns are marching in a neat two row formation, not showing their usual carefree attitude.
At the frontmost of the group are the unicorns born in the village but most of the unicorns behind them are unicorns who have come for treatment for their horns.
A good number of unicorns came to the village not too long after the first treatment but, how did they know?
Was there some kind of technique for unicorns to contact each other?
Well, I guess it’s as they say, “Good news runs faster than anything else.”.
Whatever it is, it’s nice for them to be able to join the parade and be a part of the festival.
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Following the group of unicorns were the devils.
The devils I’m talking about are not the devils of Village Four but the ancient devils like Gucci and the others.
They are the ones who work for Dors, Raimeiren, and Doraim.
They were dressed in all black, military like uniforms and were marching beautifully.
And for some reason, the leader of the group was Prada.
Yeah, Prada who works in Village Five.
It is surprising that neither Bulga nor Stifano nor Gucci or even Versa, who had been involved with the village for a long time, are the leaders.
Perhaps even a devil midwife would do.
Why Prada?
You decided by draw lots?
Ah, I’m not complaining about Prada.
I’m just wondering how she was chosen.
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After the devils will be me on my tower.
It is being pulled by four golems, each about 2 meters tall since this year’s tower is not that high.
It’s only around 2 stories tall.
Therefore, the usual minotaurs and titans that are supposed to surround it are not there.
The only ones riding this tower are me and the flying carpet.
Loo and Tier were supposed to be riding with me too but they decided not to participate in the parade.
It was not because they were found out to be pregnant like Senna.
It was because of an unsightly discussion over the unicorn horns.
No, it’s not that one of them tried to monopolize it or anything since it was shared among those who wanted it…..
Loo and Tier want the longest and thickest though…..
Yeah, it’s not a sight that can be seen by the children.
The two of them were banned from participating in the village parade because they had gotten into a petty fight. It’s a good thing that Rananon intervened when they were fighting.
Though it was not Rananon who banned them but me.
I think it was a fair punishment.
The two of them started fighting and the mansion was even damaged.
Yeah, it was damaged.
They were going at it outside but even before they managed to do that, they already damaged the mansion.
Also, while Loo was performing a modified camel clutch on Tier, Rananon’s tail, who transformed into her dragon form, hit them making them fly and damage the mansion more.
Rananon is also partly responsible for the damage to the mansion so Rasuti made her join the village parade to amend.
Rananon was hardly ever in her dragon form so she couldn’t control her tail that well and that must have hit the two hard.
I know it wasn’t intentional so I didn’t really punish her.
I called it intervention.
Ah, Loo and Tier weren’t hurt.
As I thought, they’re really tough.
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Now, my tower, I think it’s more mature or rather…..decent compared to previous years.
It doesn’t look too fancy, very normal.
No, it is simple compared to usual.
However, the high elves and mountain elves, who built this tower, have both instructed me to sit on the flying carpet on top of the tower.
Something’s definitely going on.
I must take precautions.
I’m counting on you, flying carpet.
As I patted the flying carpet, the tower I was riding on stopped.
The golems that had been towing the tower are now moving away from it.
What is happening?
The tower following the one I was riding also stopped moving and did not go any closer.
My tower seems to have been isolated.
Suddenly, four horse drawn carriages approached from all directions, blasting their way toward me…..no, they have no horses and are running on their own so, are they remote controlled?
Just when I thought they were going to crash, the four carriages swerved and spun….no, drifted.
I can see that the four carriages are trying to position themselves from the right front, left front, right rear, and left rear of my tower but……they are too fast.
They’re going to crash!
Just as I prepared myself for the collision, the tower I was flew vertically.
No, it bounced.
I couldn’t see it from where I was riding but I heard and felt that the tower under me kicked the ground.
Then, the four carriages stopped under the floating tower and the tower fell on top of them.
The tower I was riding on was suddenly lifted up by the four carriages.
Arms from the four carriages secured the tower I was riding on so it wouldn’t fall.
Then, the thing I was previously riding earlier moved forward.
Yeah, I escaped into the air by riding the flying carpet when my tower suddenly flew upward.
I’m not riding it anymore.
However, that is…..
A giant cow?
However, I suddenly heard someone from afar saying “It’s a dragon” so it’s probably just my imagination.
It has no wings and no thick tail.
No matter how I look at it, it’s a cow.
A cow shaped tower!
And it looks like it will walk on its legs!
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The flying carpet went to the head of the cow shaped tower. It basically just returned me to where I previously was…..
Why isn’t it moving?
Is there a problem?
Aren’t we supposed to be parading?
After a short wait, a few high elves and mountain elves, who had been observing, approached the cow shaped tower and…..
They crossed their arms and eventually said something to the high elves and mountain elves waiting in the distance.
「Sorry, the impact of the merging has caused a problem with the axle in the foot section. Please move to the other tower over there.」
The spare, or rather, the usual high tower was brought in by the minotaurs and titans.
………
Too bad.
Let’s just move on normally.
Ah, so the four cars were golems and the intelligence boxes were controlling them?
The boxes didn’t break, right?
Good.
Well, it’s good to know that you were doing something else.
I hope to see you at the parade outside.
And if you’re going to say it’s a dragon, go put some wings and tail on it.
I think if you call that thing a dragon, Dors and the others will get angry.