[A certain god says thereâs nothing wrong with being a eunuch.]
[A certain god is very pleased.]
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[Outsider]
There was a critical con to that covinous blessing.
The god seemed happy with the secret I had to carry to my grave.
Your misfortune is my happiness!
Werenât they supposed to at least pretend to make me feel better?
Clueless to all of that, Kogmos spoke to me,
âLook nicer. Itâs awkward enough with you not being able to talk. Youâre making it even harder to talk to with that face.â
ââŚFine.â
I sacrificed my dignity to calm the wrath of god.
âŚAlthough he went beyond calming down and was downright festive.
Anyways, I couldnât throw away the opportunity to befriend a fantasy native.
And to do thatâŚ
âSkinny pigs! Hand over everything you haâoink?!â
âLet me talk! You pigs!â
There was no way the orcs would allow a group of humans that resembled fallen soldiers to pass by in peace.
By getting rid of every orc that came at us like a swarm of moths, I obtained camaraderie with the people!
â$# %#âŚâ
â@%$âŚâ
âWhat are they saying? Thanks for helping?â
âKill in moderation.â
âAha!â
They were saying I was doing more harm than good, werenât they?
I generously gave in to their stubborn request to share the exp!
After building my reputation like that little by little, I put the cherry on top by volunteering to keep night watch.
ââŚiIâs been a while since Iâve done nothing.â
Flicker, flickerâŚ
Sitting in front of a campfire surrounded by sleeping bags, I looked up at the fantasy night sky.
Blue moon, red moon, white moonâŚ
There were three moons.
The blue moon looked like its main component would be copper sulfate, and iron oxide for the red moon. Would the white moon be made of silicate like it was on Earth?
While I was passing the time with those useless thoughtsâŚ
âKang Hansoo, #%$.â
Lady B silently got out of the fancy carriage and came towards me.
According to the demonâs translations, she claimed to be a noble attending a famous fantasy academy.
Letâs call it a military academy.
It was the place where love and friendships bloomed in fantasy genres, but the subjects taught there werenât romantic at all.
Swordsmanship, magic, healing, murderâŚ
They taught things extremely useful for war.
âWhat a sticky situation.â
Demon Kogmos was deep in his sleep.
His nerve to sleep peacefully among humans as a weak demon was bold, thatâs for sure.
â#$ #.â
Lady B sat at a slight distance from me as she said things I couldnât understand.
Maybe she didnât have any business with me and just wanted to stay warm by the fire.
ââŚâ
âKang Hansoo $#.â
âHm?â
Lady B pulled out a dagger she was wearing on her waist.
I could tell by her slow movements that she had no intention of attacking me, but I couldnât understand why she took her dagger out.
â# %#.â
Flame~
A blue flame engulfed the dagger lady B was holding.
It wasnât as hot as it looked, but it would destroy anything it touched nonetheless.
âKang Hansoo #. % $#.â
ââŚAh! You want me to show you?â
Fwp.
I could have taken out my blue dagger in my pocket, but I felt lazy and opened up my right thumb.
And concentrated.
A thick, hard red pillar of light rose from my fingertips.
Lady B was apologizing with her head down after getting herself all worked up.
But why?
ââŚAh! Is that it?â
I took out my blue dagger from my pocket and concentrated again.
Fluff fluff.
Maybe she was mad I insincerely showed her just my finger?
She was apologizing after getting mad at me because of that.
I made a thicker, harder force and showed lady B.
âAre you happy now?â
â$ @⌠$%.â
Lady B gave a sour smile and turned back to the carriage.
ââŚwas that not it? Women confuse me.â
[A certain god ensures a eunuch doesnât need to know.]
ââŚâ
It was a sad night.
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There was no doubt the Heroes summoned to the continent of Fantasia by the gods were special, but they were still regular students in high school, not a military academy.
Preparation for death?
That was impossible.
They werenât selected from a military or warfare enthusiast club, it was an entire classroomâŚ
There was no way everyone would be fit for it.
âSaintess. Hero Oh Hanwoo has quit the job.â
âI see.â
The Saintess took in the hierarchâs report like the weather news. Plenty of Heroes before him had quit for various reasons.
There would be more like him in the future. It would be troublesome if they didnât.
Thatâs becauseâŚ
âGuard the right! Oh?! Watch out!â
âAak?! You bastard gnoll-?!â
âBear with it, even if it hurts! We have the Saintess with us!â
âYeah. Iâm okay. Kirk!â
Because there were only two Saintesses in the entire continent of Fantasia.
It was fine for now because the Heroes were low levels and obedient, but once the real fight started, it would be difficult for her to handle on her âownâ.
It was inevitable.
She had to prepare beforehand.
âThe number of gnolls have decreased quite a bit while I was visiting the Fairy Kingdom.â
âI apologize. The report was pushed back due to Oh Hanwooâs disturbance. I was told an unidentified group of knights exterminated the forest of gnolls.â
âKnights? Are you certain?â
âWe assume it was the work of an elite group with the same swordsmanship.â
âA realistic approach, I see.â
Gnolls were stubborn.
Itâs obvious from the way they relentlessly pursued their prey.
They were especially relentless when their family or clan was in danger. On and on until their prey fell, exhaustedâŚ
âYou all underestimate gnolls. There is power in numbers. Some fairy tribes make it their lifelong mission to get rid of the gnolls in the forest.â
âIâm well aware.â
âNo. Not even the knights could have done this.â
âThen the Demon KingâŚâ
ââŚâ
âI⌠I apologize. Iâve made a mistakeâŚâ
âIt is dangerous to make hasty judgements, but no doubt this comes close to the Demon King invading.â
That was because the Heroes would level up slower as the number of gnolls went down.
This wasnât good.
âI will look into it further.â
âNo. We mustnât waste our time and manpower on this crisis. Just make sure to check if the Demon King really is involved.â
The Heroes were summoned in the western outskirts of the continent Fantasia.
On the other end, the Great Demon King and Demon King were spread widely across the eastern continent.
It was much too far away.
A few hostile Demon Kings were active in central Fantasia, but they were too busy rampaging on the front lines to care about the superficial things going on behind the scenes.
âŚOr were they?
The Saintess wanted to look into it herself, but her plans got ruined as the gnollsâ habitat got destroyed. It pained her.
âSaintess.â
âWhat is it this time?â
Another hierarch called her through a crystal ball.
âNow that itâs a break, the Academy wanted to invite the Heroes as special guestsâŚâ
âWhere did the information leak?â
âI believe a student snooping around the mercenary guild saw Hero Oh Hanwooâs status window.â
ââŚIt was a mistake to allow him independence. I thought he wouldnât last long by himself and would come back sooner.â
Hero Oh HanwooâŚ
He was no longer a âBeroâ, but it seemed he wouldnât be remembered well for a long time.
It was a good thing to spread word of the Heroes, who were humanityâs hope to put an end to this long war.
But it was too early. An unprepared Hero would only give disappointment, not hope.
ââŚTell the principal we will think about it positively.â
âYes. I will let them know right away.â
It was still too early, but there might be a student or teacher who could be a useful companion to the Heroes.
It would be good in the long run if the Heroes befriended those in the Academy.
âSaintess!â
That time, a knight hurriedly called for her.
Without going through Prince Alsus?
It meant the problem was more important than the Heroesâ training.
âWhatâs wrong? Did they all die to a full gnoll again?â
âNo, itâs not!â
âThen what is it?â
âWe found a backpack assumed to be a Heroâs personal item!â
ââŚâ
The Saintess froze in her tracks.
***
I felt it deeply while staying up the previous night, but awkwardness really was inevitable if you couldnât speak the languageâthatâs why a translator was needed.
I tried to befriend many mercenaries in the morning.
âHe asks how you can be so strong even though youâre level 1.â
âI struggled to learn the swordsmanship of the gnolls while fighting them.â
âHe says he learned the swordsmanship of the gnolls through his hunts.â
âHey! Donât sneak important information into the translations.â
âWell, you should use your brain for once. You have to give the greedy humans this kind of info to get them off your back. Is that really how you learned it, by the way?â
âThis little shitâŚ?â
He was mistranslating on purpose while getting information off of me.
The translator needed some desperate re-training, but unfortunately, there were too many eyes on us.
â$#? %# # ^$⌠*% #^$ $# *$&?â
âHe asks if itâs possible to hunt a gnoll at level 1 and how many you have to hunt to learn it.â
âI can read through these guysâ questions like a bookâŚâ
âShould I tell them their dirty greed is making you uncomfortable?â
âDonât!â
What was he thinking, making everyone else uncomfortable, too?
It was truly a demonic thought process.
âNo need to try so hard. Itâs extremely rude to ask a stranger how they train. The mercenaries are just stubborn about it because their bodies are their fortune.â
âMercenaries, you sayâŚâ
I wanted to be stronger as well.
As long as I could get strong and kill the evil goddess, I could handle all the fairysâ sexual harassment and the discomfort from the god.
âWhat are you thinking this time?â
âKogmo⌠You say itâs okay for a mercenary to be stubborn?â
âDonât jump to conclusions. How could being a mercenary give them indulgence? Thereâre quite a few cases where they died from petty fights.â
âThen why be a mercenary?â
I was genuinely curious.
I knew they were paid if they finished a task.
But this was a fantasy world, not Earth.
There are monsters outside cities and villages, and they were all money if you hunted them.
Did they really need instructions where to mine when a perfectly good mine was right next to them?
I didnât get it.
âYou probably wouldnât know because you donât have the Mercenaryâs Blessing. You get exp if you complete a task.â
âOh?â
A Mercenary Blessing?
According to Kogmo, anyone who aspired to be a âMercenaryâ could get the Blessing easily.
âŚWait.
I took another look at the evil goddessâs curse.
[Hero]
> Languages of races that are hostile towards the Hero will be automatically translated.
> Experience that you gain from hunting and achievements is greatly diminished!
âItâs not hereâŚâ
The only things stopping me from gaining exp were hunting and achievements. Anything else didnât matter.
âWhatâs not here?â
âKogmo, what do I have to do to be a mercenary?â