The dungeonâs Residential Area was packed with people today, as always. However, I headed straight to my mansion. I wasnât going there to rest, but to visit the Fairy Garden through the Fairy Spring. In the pavilion on the way to Lorettaâs log cabin, I saw someone I had not seen on my last visit.
âLin!â
âOh, if it isnât Kang Shin, the Crown Prince who died on the 40th floor?â
âKuk!â
I knew he would make fun of me! But why was he here? I gave him an inquisitive glance. At the same time, I noticed someone next to him. It was a cute girl with cat ears on her head, who was shaking her long tail slowly. It was Lokanyan.
âHello, nyan.â
âHello, Lokanyan!â
âMy name isnât Lokanyan, itâs Loka, nyan!â
âI see, Lokanyan.â
âKyaaaaa!â
After making fun of Lokanyan, I turned my attention to Lin. Just like always, he had a cigarette in his mouth.
âThanks to your vitality hitting zero, I became free for a weak, so Iâm enjoying my sweet vacation.â
âI see. Well, you must be tired from making all that equipment for me. Thanks again, Lin.â
âYou really hate losing, donât youâŠ!?â
âLin nyan, Loka nyan made cookies, nyan. Eat some, nyan! Everyone liked it, nyan!â
As Linâs hand holding his cigarette shook, Lokanyan pushed a plate in front of him, which had cookie-like things piled on top of it. Were they items? I mean, they looked just like poison items!
âAh, I was wondering where everyone went⊠Loka, you sent them away, I see.â
âThatâs rude, nyan! Everyone shook because it was so delicious, nyan! Everyone said theyâd bring them home to eat them, nyan!â
âThereâs this much left after thatâŠ? Damn, they shouldâve taken a bit more for meâŠ!â
âDonât say that, nyan! Try them, nyan! I put in lots of love for Lin, nyan!â
âI donât need them⊠Ah, I know.â
âAlright, Lin, have a nice day. Lokanyan, Iâm cheering for you!â
âHey, wait! Kang Shin!â
âOooh! Youâre a good guy, nyan! Goodbye, nyan!â
I had no intention of trying out cookies that would make even a draconian tremble in fear. Putting an end to Linâs attempt to get me to try those cookies, I wished him luck and headed to Loretta. I ignored Linâs scream that I vaguely heard behind me and spat on the ground. A girl was trying to give him handmade cookies! It was a situation straight out of a manhwa. Not to mention, the girl was a cat-eared beauty that embodied the word âcute!â
I hoped he would eat them and explode.
When Loretta first saw me, she welcomed me as she flapped her long ears. However, her ears drooped more and more as I explained the reason I was here.
âYou want to learn a sword technique? To slice monsters for sashimi?â
My long and sad tale that no one could listen to without crying was cut off in the middle by Loretta. Then, she looked at me like she was looking at an idiot.
âYouâre an idiot.â
She said it!
âWhy donât you make a hand knife and imbue mana into it?â
âI donât have the confidence to control it carefully. Not to mention, itâs illogical to fillet a fish with your hand.â
âWhy canât you put mana into your spear?â
âIâm trying to hide the fact that I use spears.â
âYouâre okay revealing that you can suddenly use swords?â
âIâm just learning it today, so it shouldnât matter.â
âThereâs a better method than that sweaty and brutish method, Shin-nim.â
When I heard Lorettaâs words, I became slightly uneasy. Sure enough, she took out a glowing blue kitchen knife from her pocket.
âA kitchen knife forged by a master craftsman, able to slice all food ingredients, even if they are monsters, without having to know even the basic of sword techniques! Its name is âAll Crusher!ââ
âItâs not allowed to crush everything!â
âIf you buy it now, Iâll throw in âBurnt to White Ashes,â a magical pot that can heat all food ingredients to the perfect temperature!â
âBoth the kitchen knife and the pot have weird names⊠Also, itâs not allowed to burn things to white ashes!â
âDonât be surprised, thereâs more! âDrug,â a magical seasoning that can sublimate the taste of any food with just a single sprinkle! If you eat it once, you might get addicted and never be able to escape it!â
âDrug? Is that a narcotic? It isnât, right?â
âThis mind-blowing combination of items is only 99,900 gold! Theyâre only 99,900 gold!â
âJust say 100,000 gold.â
âFrom my heart for Shin-nim, the 100 gold is⊠a service!â
Seeing Loretta make a heart with her two hands, I really considered flicking her forehead, but held myself back. Instead, I took out 100,000 gold and gave it to her.
âNo, I just need 99,900 gold.â
âThen Iâll give 100 gold more as a service from my heart for Loretta.â
âO-Oh.â
Lorettaâs ears flapped wildly. I only gave back the gold she discounted, but she was incredibly happy. This elf really liked money. Then, Loretta spoke as she gave me the items with a blooming smile.
âOkay, Iâll serve you some tea, so stay for a while. Huhu, Shin-nim is quite skilled at bargaining.â
âHm? Ah, tea time with Loretta is good too, but thereâs something I want to ask.â
I put the kitchen knife, pot, and seasoning into my inventory, and tried to make a serious expression to explain what had happened today. That I had met another explorer as an enemy and that he was currently restrained.
Although Walker had agreed to betray Brightman, I had just beat him up severely, and it wasnât so easy to trust Walker, who had spent his entire life under Brightmanâs orders. I needed a way to ensure he wouldnât change his mind.
After listening to my story, Loretta made a thinking âhmmm,â then rummaged through her pocket with a small exclamation.
âSomething perfect for Shin-nim is right⊠here. Soul Contract.â
It had a very dangerous sounding name.
âLetâs see, since youâve made more than two achievements, you can buy this too. Itâs pretty easy to use. You write the content both sides of the contract should keep with your blood. It doesnât matter what language you write it in. After that, say that youâll form a soul contract, and the contract will activate.â
âThatâs it? Itâs that simple?â
âAh, if either person violates the contract, the other person will take his soul, so be careful.â
âThis is a really dangerous contract!â
âBut you need something like this, right?â
Loretta rolled the Soul Contract and gave it to me.
âItâs 1,000,000 gold, but since no oneâs bought it for 500 years, Iâll give it to you for 500,000 gold. Thatâs the manufacture cost.â
âA 50% discount, wow. Itâs still expensive though⊠Alright, here.â
Dullahan gave me 100,000 gold each time I defeated him, and as I had defeated him over 80 times, I wasnât short on money. Even with the price I paid for Party Member Scarecrows, Floor Master Battle Vouchers, potions, equipment repair costs, and the equipment crafting cost I paid to Lin, I still had about 7,000,000 gold left. That is, I could spare 500,000 gold with only a light burden.
âThanks for your purchase, customer!â
âThanks, Loretta. I knew coming to you was a good idea.â
âI, Iâm⊠glad to be of help. I-If you thereâs anything troubling you, you can always look for me! As long as you pay for it, I can even make something I donât have!â
âNo, Iâll try to get Lin to take care of most of my needs. Iâm here because my vitality hit zero. I did meet Lin, but I couldnât bother him during his date.â
â⊠So you wonât come over anymore?â
Lorettaâs ears drooped down. It was cute in a way, so I wanted to keep watching her, but Lorettaâs depressed appearance startled me, and I was making an excuse before I noticed it.
âN-No! I meant I wonât visit Loretta only when I have something I need. Iâll come over often, as long as it doesnât bother Loretta.â
âIt doesnât bother me at all. In fact, Iâm almost bored to death! So please come over a lot!â
No, if youâre that bored, do work⊠Arenât you the guild masterâŠ?
*
When I came back after some tea, Walker was crawling on the ground with his body and mouth wrapped in boxing tape.
âWalker, caterpillar suits you well tooâŠâ
âMmmm!â
âHis talking annoyed me, so I shut him up.â
Hwaya was glaring at Walker with a reddened face. I first took the boxing tape off of Walkerâs mouth. Puha! He coughed out a mouthful of breath and complained.
âDamn it, I was only curious if Mastiford and you- kuaaak!â
âWalker, are you perhaps just stupid?â
Walker became a burning caterpillar and was wriggling violently, but I decided to leave him be until Hwaya calmed down. When Walker was letting out a slightly smoked smell, I showed him the contract.
âAlright, letâs organize the content of the contract between us.â
âYou really are thorough. You even prepared something like this⊠What meaning is there to a contract? Donât tell me you think you could restrain me with the law?â
âNo, and Iâm not trying to restrain you. This is a Soul Contract, just something that gives me your soul if you break the contract. Donât worry about it too much.â
âHow can I not worry about it!? Iâd rather be restrained by the law!â
âBut you have no choice!â
âDamn it, no! Iâm not doing it!â
âWhat, so you were planning on breaking your promiseâŠ?â
Hwaya spoke with a low voice and made a flame in her hand. A white flame. It was an incredibly hot flame. Walker seemed to have noticed how dangerous it was, as he swallowed his saliva. Then he silently pulled the contract toward him.
Clause one. Edward Walker (it was his real name) will not be able to directly or indirectly harm Hwaya Eleni Mastiford or Kang Shin, and this applies to their family, relatives, and friends.
âWell, of course, but Iâm a bit worried just what âdirectâ and âindirectâ encompasses.â
âSimply put, youâre not allowed to curse. Also, if you try to peek on me again, your soul might go flying from the mental stress I might take.â
âI wonât do it!â
Clause two. Kang Shin will safely take Edward Walker to Korea, and help him live a free life given that he does not violate the first clause.
âBut whatâs your plan? It wonât be easy to avoid Brightmanâs eyes.â
âDonât worry, I have my ways.â
Clause three. Edward Walker will carry out the following missions in exchange for not revealing his perverted actions publicly and privately.
First. Destroy all information about Hwaya Eleni Mastiford in Brightmanâs possession, and use his ability as a dungeon explorer to assist her to the greatest extent possible. Also, before Hwaya Eleni Mastiford gives her permission, do not appoint anyone as a dungeon explorer.
Second. Guard Kang Shinâs younger sister, Kang Yua, perfectly.
âWhatâs this?â
âItâs exactly what it says. Brightman that bastard has a picture of me taking a ba, bath⊠I hate it! Get rid of it all! Also, when I make my dungeon explorer organization later, you have to help. Iâll need your authority to appoint a dungeon explorer then too⊠Thatâs my condition.â
âNo, I expected the first mission⊠Yeon Hwawoo, or rather, Kang Shin. What do you mean guarding your younger sister?â
âWhat are you talking about? Iâm only accepting you to our side because of it.â
I said as I glared at Walker.
âYou see, my young sister is dangerously cute. Although I installed some safety devices, we live in a dangerous world. When something happens to my young sister and sheâs in trouble, I need someone to protect her until I get there. Your stealth ability and physical ability is perfect for a guard!â
âYou⊠just for something like thatâŠâ
âSomething like that?â
The fist I raised up flickered with lightning. Should I kill this bastard? Hwaya sighed and stopped me.
âYou only need to guard Shinâs younger sister from morning to afternoon, so youâll be free after that. You can be in the dungeon or whatever then. What dungeon did you say you were from again?â
âThe Third Dungeon⊠damn it, my daily life is going to be completely gone.â
âAh, youâre so noisy! Youâll be free on the weekends! Just think of it as a job!â
âKuk, a job of secretly guarding some young chick⊠Iâd rather stay in the dungeon for the rest of my life.â
âShin, donât kill him.â
I was already punching Walkerâs face, but thankfully, he didnât die.
âHmph, youâll understand when you see my sister. In fact, youâll be thankful that I gave you the opportunity to guard such a pretty and cute reincarnation of an archangel.â
âKuuk⊠Sheâs that pretty?â
âIf you lay a single finger on her, youâre dead. Iâll rip you to shreds and burn you to cinders. Iâll bring you back to life, kill you again, find you in hell, and turn you into powder.â
âI-Itâs in the contract! I know even if you donât threaten me!â
Clause four. When requested by Hwaya Eleni Mastiford or Kang Shin, Edward Walker will participate in Event Raids and Event Dungeons. This clause takes priority over the second and third clause.
âThatâs it.â
âYou sure ask a lot of meâŠâ
âYou donât like it? Want me to give you a salary too?â
âI donât need it. I donât need you bossing me around even more.â
âAlright then, repeat after me. I form a soul contract.â
âHuuâŠ. Damn it. I form a soul contract.â
The moment we made our announcements, the Soul Contract floated up into the air and burned splendidly. Walker felt pain immediately afterwards and rolled on the ground.
âKuuuuuuak!â
âAh, maybe you canât curse us inwardly either. I heard your heart starts to hurt when the contract is about to be breached. If you continue, your soul will fly out, so be careful.â
âTake it back, damn it, take it back! Kuaaaaaak!â
I wasnât sure how long it would take for Walker to calm down, but it was none of my business. After finishing my business with him, I got up from my seat with a refreshed mind. Hwaya looked up at me with curious eyes.
âWhere are you going? After dealing with Walker and even going to the dungeon to get items, we didnât even have time to eat dinner yet.â
âHuu, Hwaya, thereâs something I have to do. Something really important that I have to do right now.â
âI donât know what it is⊠but do you need help?â
âNo, itâs something I have to do myself. Alright⊠Iâm off then. I might be late, so you can eat first.â
âO-Okay. Good luckâŠ?â
Even as she waved me goodbye, Hwaya tilted her head curiously. I left her lodgings. The town and lake were both completely dark. There was no one in sight, and far in the lake, a melting tuna was breaching over the waterâŠ! Checking again that no one was around, I equipped my Crimson Dragon Scale Armor. In my hand was the All Crusher.
âMelting tuna sashimi⊠Wait for me, Iâm coming!â
The next morning, there was a report of a strange monster running above the lake waters (borrowing Ruyueâs power), screaming to attract monsters (Provoke), and calling down storms to slaughter them (Elemental Tempest). Thankfully, they hadnât seen me slice the melting tuna for sashimiâŠ!
Authorâs Notes:
Can that be called freedomâŠ? (Authorâs thinking)
Walker has joined the party with Soul Contract! Bambadabam! You obtained a good assassin to put to work!
PS â 1. The hard-to-describe cookies: âNyaruko: Crawling With Loveâ reference
2. The potâs name âBurnt to White Ashesâ: Referenced from Ashita no Joeâs famous scene