chapter 14

“Popularーーーー ! High heelsーーーー”

(In a certain country’s anime style) (TLN: I did not add these parenthesis here, author wrote it. Also I don’t know which anime style they are referencing.)

“Another continuation! Balance shoesーーーー”

Waahー Pachi pachi pachi.

The shoe craftsman Ed and Sisie burst into applause.

I did not feel that Sisie’s eyes in particular were a bit cold, because I could not draw the image to teach her therefore it could not be helped. (TLN: Random guessing here, someone tell me what ドラ絵門 means…. All I got from it was that it could be read as doraemon like that blue tanuki cat thing but I’m pretty sure that is wrong.)

In contrast, Ed boasted proudly of his brilliant work displaying a proud expression.

The shoe brand after careful preparatory meetings with Ed, the name is also the new work of “Signora”.

I named it after the Italian word señora (TLN: Señora is Italian?)

The new works are embossed on the inner sole with Signora’s engraved seal.

For some reason, after the recent slippers boom various shoemakers and clothing stores sold imitation slippers, because our Edelweiss household monopolizes the rubber manufacturing method, there was a series of falling accidents caused by imitation slippers.

We applied the engraved seal to the merchandise, by branding the merchandise so they becomes distinguishable from the counterfeits.

Well now, to start with high heels.

With reference to the previously existing high heels, the heel section of the footwear should be made high. However, since the ladies of this world are inexperienced with high heels, thereupon it will not do if they take a tumble, lets start with approximately 4 centimeters high. In this case I guess it would be like a middle heel rather than high.

For the heel to be as light as possible use a durable tree, and hollow the inside to reduce the weight.

Making use of my prided body weight we repeatedly performed endurance tests many times, there is no worry of breaking.

For the heel tip, the gripping force is also perfect because the rubber sheet affixed onto the shoe sole portion.

Intense dancing and quick turns are fun to do.

The popular colours red, green, and blue have been arranged!

Glossy silk fabric is embroidered with gold thread and silver thread, Swarovski （style of） crystal were sewn on to be distinguished custom fas.h.i.+on.

All the gentlemen’s gazes will be monopolized at tonight’s evening party

…………Ha!

Midway it was introduced in a TV shopping style, whoops.

Moreover the mind’s voice seems to have been leaked, Sisie’s chilly gaze as if viewing a s.p.a.ce alien pa.s.sed through.

Ed’s was an expression of being deeply moved(pa.s.sion/excitement) and reverence.

“Gohon(cough)! Well, the shoes have such a feeling, let us have Okaa-sama wear these and popularize them.”

“Certainly. They shall be delivered to Oku-sama later.”

“Leaving that aside, those balance shoes? I am more interested…… why the shoe sole is decorated? They seem very difficult to walk in”

“Fu fu fu…… Excellent spot to notice, Watson-kun!”

“I believe anyone would notice. I mean who is Watson?”

“These shoes are~ …… You will understand when you put them on! Come(Saa) here you go!”

Watson…..While muttering Sisie puts on the shoes.

“Eh kya it makes irregular movements(guragura)! Even if you stand straight the legs will slightly tremble(purupuru), it is very tiring ~” (TLN: I wonder if these two words are translating the correct meaning =/ )

“Yes! That is the point! These shoes, makes it difficult to balance well on purpose. With this nature, just by standing and walking normally, you can expect to effectively shape up the foot into beautiful legs!”

(I think this is what they are refering to. Click the image to see the site I got the image from if you are curious about it.)

How about it…… I Cosette, with all my might turned with a complete pivot determined to show off with a triumphant look. Thanks to the ball on the bottom it was easy to rotate around.

It is the pivotal point of the piece.

Because of the flesh there is somewhat more turning than expected due to centrifugal force.

When the rotation stopped bis.h.i.+(sfx ?) I pointed my finger towards the sky, Sisie was weak-kneed(bent back) heading towards the corner of the room. Meanwhile Ed continued to stare at me with sparkling eyes while clapping his hands in approval. (TLN: bis.h.i.+ is probably a sfx but there is a slim chance it means “very quickly”)

“If you are running in these shoes, excellent diet results! The slim life of aspirations is now or never ! ! ! Ttekyaaaa”

Doーーーーndokaーーーーーー(Cras.h.i.+ng noise it seems)

Sisie who lost her balance plunged in, and two people magnificently collided.